19-12-2022, 07:18 AM
kareeb shaam ke 4 baje Main apne kamrey se chup chaap bahar nikalta hu aur Mummy ke room ke taraf chal padta hu kamrey ka darwaza thoda sa khula hua tha aur Mummy shayad is waqt gehri neend mein thi Main ek tuk kuch der tak Mummy ke haseen badan ki taraf dekhta rehta hain fir wo fauran Gabbar ke kamrey ki taraf bahar ki taraf chal padta hu.
Main jakar dheere se Gabbar ke darwaze par dastak deta hu aur Gabbar fauran darwaza kholta hain Mujh ko aise apne kamrey mein aaya hua dekhkar uske chehrey par ek kutil muskaan tair jati hain.
Gabbar- “Are aap aaiye chote malik ”
aur Gabbar apna ek haath badhata hua fauran Mera haath tham leta hain aur usey ander lejakar wahin kursi par baithatha hain wo kamra poori tarah se band tha jiske karan gabbar ke mooh se nikala beedi ka dhuwaan aabhi bhi us kamrey mein maujood tha jissey Mera dum ghuta hua sa mehsoos ho raha tha
Gabbar-“ chote malik kahin memsaheb ko aapke aane ka pata to nahin chala naa agar unhone aapko yahan aata hua dekh liya to wo na jane kya sochegi ho sakta hain wo aap par gussa bhi kare ”
Mein -“ nahin mummy soo rahi thi kum se kum wo ek do ghantey ke baad hi uthengi ”
Gabbar-“ malik main aapke liye ek khaas cheez laya hoon isey dekhney ke baad aapki tabiyaat rangeen ho jayegi fir wo din door nahin jab aap din raat apni mummy ke saath chipke rahengey aur ek pal ke liye bhi unhein apne se door kahin nahin jane dengey waise memsaheb aur aapke beech kuch baat badhi ki nahin!!!! “
Mein-“ haan kaka baat badhi naa aapko maloom hain mummy kal shaam ko mere kamrey mein aayi thi aur maine to unse dosti bhi kar li dosti hi nahin balki maine unhein apna girlfriend bhi bana liya unhone meri khushi ke liye meri girlfriend banana manzoor kar liya pata hain kyon mummy kehne lagi ki tum girlfriend khud kahin se apne liye dhoondh lo to maine kaha ki mujhe kahan koi girlfriend milegi bus fir maine unhein iske liye offer kar di aur unhone khushi khushi mera offer accept kar liya meri mummy sach mein bahut aachi hain ”
Gabbar-“ aacha ye to bahut aachi khabar hain chote malik memsaheb aapki girlfriend ban gayi tab to wo har roz aapki raatein rangeen kiya karegi aapke har sukh dukh ka poora khyaal rakhegi aur har raat aapki biwi bankar aapse roz chudwaya karegi ”
Main –“magar kaise”
Gabbar-“ aap fikar kahe ko karte hain malik main hoon naa main aapko sab kuch sikha dunga magar dheere dheere bus main jo bolta hoon aap wo karte jaiye jaisa karta hoon aap wo kijiye dekh lijiyega ek din aapki mummy khud aapke isharon par nachegi agar aap usey khada rehney ko kahengey to wo khadi rahegi baithney ko kahengey to wo baithegi sab kuch wo aapke ek isharon par karegi magar pyaar se aapko pata hain girlfriend kya kya kar sakti hain apne yaar ke liye main aapko sab kuch sikha dunga dekhtey jaiyega fir aapki girlfriend aapko pane ke liye har waqt pagal rahegi ye lijiye ye kitab isey raat mein akele mein hi kholiyega isey dekhney ke baad aapko pata chal jayega ki aurat cheez hoti kya hain ”
aur Gabbar ek envelop bister se nikalkar Mere haathon mein de dete hain Main wahin us kitab ko badi ajeeb nazreion se dekh raha tha wiase wo kitaab poori tarah se filhaal packed tha
Gabbar-“ isey jaldi se apne shirt ke ander chupa lijiye nahin to memsaheb ko pata chal gaya to aafat aa jayegi ”
Aur Gabbar dheere se bol padta hain wahin Main bina koi sawal jawab kiye us kitab ko apne shirt ke ander chupa leta hain
Gabbar-“ ek baat kahun malik aapko aapki mummy kaisi lagti hain mera matlab unmein aisi kya cheez khaas banati hain jo aapko apni taraf har pal aakharshit karti hain jise unki badi badi chuchiyaan unki gol gol gand unki lachakti kamar wagerah wagerah ”
Gabbar-“ jeee mujhe unke mein sab kuch aacha lagta hain wo sir se lekar pawn tak bahut sunder hain ”
Mere bhi lund mein thodi si akadan hone lagti hain sach to ye tha ki Mujhe aisi baatein aachi lag rahi thi aisi baateion ko sunaney ke liye hi to mai yahan aaya tha.
Gabbar-“ kya kabhi aapko memsaheb ki chuchiyaan dabane ka munn nahin karta apne dono haathon se unki badi badi chuchiyon ko pakadkar unhein poori taqat se masalney ka maza hi kuch aur hain kya aapko aisa kabhi kuch munn nahin karta kya kabhi aisa nahin lagta ki wo kahin khadi ho aur peeechay se jakar aap unki saari ke ander haath dalkar unki kamsin choot ko apni mutthi mein kaskar jakad lein apne sakht haaton se unhein kaid kar le aur unki gand ko apne dono haathon se masaley unki gand ke ander apni ungli dale apne ungliyon se unki choot aur gand ko aachey se chodey girlfriend bananey mein tumhein ye sab faydey mil sakte hain agar tum chaho to ”
Mein-“ kya aisa sach mein ho sakta hain magar maine agar koi aisi waisi harkat mummy ke saath ki to kahin wo mujhe thappad to nahin maregi naa ya papa se to nahin kahegi na jane kyon mujhe unse bahut durr lagta hain sach to ye hain ki mujhe bhi unke saath ye sab karney ka bahut munn karta hain magar kabhi aisi himmat nahin hoti ”
Gabbar apna ek haath dheere se mere kandhey par rakh dete hain.
Gabbar-“ aab aapko darney ki koi zaroorat nahin hain malik kyon ki aab memsaheb to aapki gilfriend ban chuki hain aur duniya janti hain ki girlfriend bus aaish ke liye hoti hain aur to memsaheb ne khud aapko ye sunehra mauka diya tha to wo aapko maregi to bilkul nahin aur na hi wo kisi se kuch kahegi haan aap is kaam mein koi bhi jadli mutt kijiye bus jab bhi wo aapke nazdeek aaye kisi bahane aap unki chuchiyon ko chooney ki koshish kijiye unki gand par haath fer dijiye unke badan ke kisi bhi hissey ko touch kijiye aisa kuch kijiye ki aapki mummy zyada se zyada aapke paas samay de fir dekhiyega mailk malkin har roz aapse apni chuchiyaan khud masalwayengi apni gand khud marwayengi wo din fir zyada door nahin jab aap khud apni mummy ke upar hongey aur aapka ye lund unki choot ki gehrai naap raha hoga ”
Mein wahin kalpana kar raha tha ki wo nazara kaisa hoga jab Main uspar chada hounga.
Main -“ theek hain jaisa aap kahengey main waisa karunga ”
Gabbar-“ ek baat aur malik is kitab ko agar aapki mummy ne kabhi dekh bhi liya to aap unse mere bare mein kabhi zikra mutt kijiyega keh dijiyega ki aapke kisi dost ne diye hain warna mujhe to yahan se bahar jana padega humesha humesha ke liye aur kal aap fir se aaiyega main kal ek aur nayi kitab aapko lakar dunga aur kuch nayi baatein bhi sikhaunga.Wo kitab is kitab se kahin aacha aur mazedaar hoga tab tak aap itne mein hi kaam chalaiye ”
Achanak se waha par masy aa jati hai jab meri nigaah jab Masy par padti hain main lagbhag chaunk sa jata hu aur main Or gabbar apni kursi se turant uth kar khade ho jate hain gabbar apni haathon mein rakha bidi neechay ki taraf fenk dete hain aur apne pairon se usey masalney lagte hain .Masy bade gaur se humdono ko dekh rahi thi.
Gabbar-“ memsaheb Aap itani raat gaye agar aapko koi kaam tha to aap mujhe bula li hoti .aapne yahan aane ki kyon takeef ki ” aur chandan haule se Masy ke badan ko aachey se scan karte hue bol padta hain Masy ek nazar pehle Gabbar ki ore ghoor kar dekhti hain wahin bagal mein Gabbar is waqt apna sir jhukaye chup chaap se khada tha hum dono kuch nahin bol rahe the aur chup chaap wahin kisi pathar ki murat ke saman khamosh khada the .fir Masy ek nazar meri ore dubara se dekhney lagti hain jaisi hi Masy ki nazar mere upar jati hain wo Mai apna sir neechay ki taraf jhuka leta hain .
Masy –“ bus aise hi .akeli bore ho rahi thi isliye socha ki thodi bahar ghoom fir loon …agar tum dono koi personal baat kar rahein they to main aabhi isi waqt ander chali jati hoon ”
Gabbar- “Nahin…nahin memsaheb . bus aise hi hum dono time paas kar rahein they aap chahe to yahan par aaram se ghoom fir sakti hain”
Masy –“main bus aise hi dekhney aayi thi aab main chalti hoon ” aur Masy jaise hi ander jane ke liye mudti hain tabhi Gabbar fauran Masy ke badhtey kadmon ke paas gir padta hain aur turant Masy ke kadmon ko pakad leta hain wahin Masy hairat se Gabbar ki ore dekhney lagti hain wo bhi wahin chup chaap khadi ho jati hain
Masy –“ tum ye kya kar rahe ho Gabbar ”
Gabbar-“ mujhe maaf kar dijiye memsaheb us din mujhse bahut badi bhool ho gayi thi main unke liye aabhi tak sharminda hoon .bus aap mujhe maaf kar dijiye nahin to main apne aap ko kabhi maaf nahin kar pawonga ”
Masy-“ ye kya kar rahe ho Gabbar .main kab ka wo sab kuch bhool chuki hoon chalo jaldi se utho aur mera raasta chodho ” aur Masy jaise Gabbar ko aadesh deti hain .
Gabbar-“ nahin memsaheb aap jhoot bol rahi hain agar aapne mujhe maaf kar diya hota to itne dinon tak aapne mujhse ek bhi shabdh aur kuch kyon nahin kaha mujhe iska jawab dijiye memsaheb .”
Masy –“ aisi koi baat nahin hain Gabbar lekin tumne jo harkat mere saath ki thi wo mujhe zara bhi aachi nahin lagi shayad maine tumse aisi umeed kabhi nahin ki thi shayad isi wajah se mera aab munn nahin karta ki main tumse koi baat bhi karun khair aab mujhe tumse koi shikwa gila nahin hain .”
Gabbar fauran Masy ke samney khada ho jata hain aur apna sir neechay ki taraf fir se jhuka leta hain
Gabbar-“ memsaheb Iske liye main khud sharminda hoon aagey se aisa kabhi nahin hoga ”
Masy ek nazar Gabbar ki taraf dekhti hain aur unke chehrey par ek pyari si muskaan tair jati hain wahin Gabbar ke dil se jaise koi bojh utar jata hain .
Masy –“ theek hai Gabbar aab main tumse bilkul bhi naraz nahin hoon ”
Gabbar-“ memsaheb Agar aapko kisi bhi cheez ki kabhi zarurat padey to aap mujhse bejhijhak keh sakti hain .main aapki sewa mein 24 ghantey haazir rahunga agar main aapke kisi kaam aa saka to ye mere liye bade saubhagya ki baat hogi ”
Masy ek tuk Gabbar ki ore dekhti hain fir wo dheere se muskurakar kamrey se nikal jati hai.Main apne bunglow ke taraf chal padta hu.
Main jakar dheere se Gabbar ke darwaze par dastak deta hu aur Gabbar fauran darwaza kholta hain Mujh ko aise apne kamrey mein aaya hua dekhkar uske chehrey par ek kutil muskaan tair jati hain.
Gabbar- “Are aap aaiye chote malik ”
aur Gabbar apna ek haath badhata hua fauran Mera haath tham leta hain aur usey ander lejakar wahin kursi par baithatha hain wo kamra poori tarah se band tha jiske karan gabbar ke mooh se nikala beedi ka dhuwaan aabhi bhi us kamrey mein maujood tha jissey Mera dum ghuta hua sa mehsoos ho raha tha
Gabbar-“ chote malik kahin memsaheb ko aapke aane ka pata to nahin chala naa agar unhone aapko yahan aata hua dekh liya to wo na jane kya sochegi ho sakta hain wo aap par gussa bhi kare ”
Mein -“ nahin mummy soo rahi thi kum se kum wo ek do ghantey ke baad hi uthengi ”
Gabbar-“ malik main aapke liye ek khaas cheez laya hoon isey dekhney ke baad aapki tabiyaat rangeen ho jayegi fir wo din door nahin jab aap din raat apni mummy ke saath chipke rahengey aur ek pal ke liye bhi unhein apne se door kahin nahin jane dengey waise memsaheb aur aapke beech kuch baat badhi ki nahin!!!! “
Mein-“ haan kaka baat badhi naa aapko maloom hain mummy kal shaam ko mere kamrey mein aayi thi aur maine to unse dosti bhi kar li dosti hi nahin balki maine unhein apna girlfriend bhi bana liya unhone meri khushi ke liye meri girlfriend banana manzoor kar liya pata hain kyon mummy kehne lagi ki tum girlfriend khud kahin se apne liye dhoondh lo to maine kaha ki mujhe kahan koi girlfriend milegi bus fir maine unhein iske liye offer kar di aur unhone khushi khushi mera offer accept kar liya meri mummy sach mein bahut aachi hain ”
Gabbar-“ aacha ye to bahut aachi khabar hain chote malik memsaheb aapki girlfriend ban gayi tab to wo har roz aapki raatein rangeen kiya karegi aapke har sukh dukh ka poora khyaal rakhegi aur har raat aapki biwi bankar aapse roz chudwaya karegi ”
Main –“magar kaise”
Gabbar-“ aap fikar kahe ko karte hain malik main hoon naa main aapko sab kuch sikha dunga magar dheere dheere bus main jo bolta hoon aap wo karte jaiye jaisa karta hoon aap wo kijiye dekh lijiyega ek din aapki mummy khud aapke isharon par nachegi agar aap usey khada rehney ko kahengey to wo khadi rahegi baithney ko kahengey to wo baithegi sab kuch wo aapke ek isharon par karegi magar pyaar se aapko pata hain girlfriend kya kya kar sakti hain apne yaar ke liye main aapko sab kuch sikha dunga dekhtey jaiyega fir aapki girlfriend aapko pane ke liye har waqt pagal rahegi ye lijiye ye kitab isey raat mein akele mein hi kholiyega isey dekhney ke baad aapko pata chal jayega ki aurat cheez hoti kya hain ”
aur Gabbar ek envelop bister se nikalkar Mere haathon mein de dete hain Main wahin us kitab ko badi ajeeb nazreion se dekh raha tha wiase wo kitaab poori tarah se filhaal packed tha
Gabbar-“ isey jaldi se apne shirt ke ander chupa lijiye nahin to memsaheb ko pata chal gaya to aafat aa jayegi ”
Aur Gabbar dheere se bol padta hain wahin Main bina koi sawal jawab kiye us kitab ko apne shirt ke ander chupa leta hain
Gabbar-“ ek baat kahun malik aapko aapki mummy kaisi lagti hain mera matlab unmein aisi kya cheez khaas banati hain jo aapko apni taraf har pal aakharshit karti hain jise unki badi badi chuchiyaan unki gol gol gand unki lachakti kamar wagerah wagerah ”
Gabbar-“ jeee mujhe unke mein sab kuch aacha lagta hain wo sir se lekar pawn tak bahut sunder hain ”
Mere bhi lund mein thodi si akadan hone lagti hain sach to ye tha ki Mujhe aisi baatein aachi lag rahi thi aisi baateion ko sunaney ke liye hi to mai yahan aaya tha.
Gabbar-“ kya kabhi aapko memsaheb ki chuchiyaan dabane ka munn nahin karta apne dono haathon se unki badi badi chuchiyon ko pakadkar unhein poori taqat se masalney ka maza hi kuch aur hain kya aapko aisa kabhi kuch munn nahin karta kya kabhi aisa nahin lagta ki wo kahin khadi ho aur peeechay se jakar aap unki saari ke ander haath dalkar unki kamsin choot ko apni mutthi mein kaskar jakad lein apne sakht haaton se unhein kaid kar le aur unki gand ko apne dono haathon se masaley unki gand ke ander apni ungli dale apne ungliyon se unki choot aur gand ko aachey se chodey girlfriend bananey mein tumhein ye sab faydey mil sakte hain agar tum chaho to ”
Mein-“ kya aisa sach mein ho sakta hain magar maine agar koi aisi waisi harkat mummy ke saath ki to kahin wo mujhe thappad to nahin maregi naa ya papa se to nahin kahegi na jane kyon mujhe unse bahut durr lagta hain sach to ye hain ki mujhe bhi unke saath ye sab karney ka bahut munn karta hain magar kabhi aisi himmat nahin hoti ”
Gabbar apna ek haath dheere se mere kandhey par rakh dete hain.
Gabbar-“ aab aapko darney ki koi zaroorat nahin hain malik kyon ki aab memsaheb to aapki gilfriend ban chuki hain aur duniya janti hain ki girlfriend bus aaish ke liye hoti hain aur to memsaheb ne khud aapko ye sunehra mauka diya tha to wo aapko maregi to bilkul nahin aur na hi wo kisi se kuch kahegi haan aap is kaam mein koi bhi jadli mutt kijiye bus jab bhi wo aapke nazdeek aaye kisi bahane aap unki chuchiyon ko chooney ki koshish kijiye unki gand par haath fer dijiye unke badan ke kisi bhi hissey ko touch kijiye aisa kuch kijiye ki aapki mummy zyada se zyada aapke paas samay de fir dekhiyega mailk malkin har roz aapse apni chuchiyaan khud masalwayengi apni gand khud marwayengi wo din fir zyada door nahin jab aap khud apni mummy ke upar hongey aur aapka ye lund unki choot ki gehrai naap raha hoga ”
Mein wahin kalpana kar raha tha ki wo nazara kaisa hoga jab Main uspar chada hounga.
Main -“ theek hain jaisa aap kahengey main waisa karunga ”
Gabbar-“ ek baat aur malik is kitab ko agar aapki mummy ne kabhi dekh bhi liya to aap unse mere bare mein kabhi zikra mutt kijiyega keh dijiyega ki aapke kisi dost ne diye hain warna mujhe to yahan se bahar jana padega humesha humesha ke liye aur kal aap fir se aaiyega main kal ek aur nayi kitab aapko lakar dunga aur kuch nayi baatein bhi sikhaunga.Wo kitab is kitab se kahin aacha aur mazedaar hoga tab tak aap itne mein hi kaam chalaiye ”
Achanak se waha par masy aa jati hai jab meri nigaah jab Masy par padti hain main lagbhag chaunk sa jata hu aur main Or gabbar apni kursi se turant uth kar khade ho jate hain gabbar apni haathon mein rakha bidi neechay ki taraf fenk dete hain aur apne pairon se usey masalney lagte hain .Masy bade gaur se humdono ko dekh rahi thi.
Gabbar-“ memsaheb Aap itani raat gaye agar aapko koi kaam tha to aap mujhe bula li hoti .aapne yahan aane ki kyon takeef ki ” aur chandan haule se Masy ke badan ko aachey se scan karte hue bol padta hain Masy ek nazar pehle Gabbar ki ore ghoor kar dekhti hain wahin bagal mein Gabbar is waqt apna sir jhukaye chup chaap se khada tha hum dono kuch nahin bol rahe the aur chup chaap wahin kisi pathar ki murat ke saman khamosh khada the .fir Masy ek nazar meri ore dubara se dekhney lagti hain jaisi hi Masy ki nazar mere upar jati hain wo Mai apna sir neechay ki taraf jhuka leta hain .
Masy –“ bus aise hi .akeli bore ho rahi thi isliye socha ki thodi bahar ghoom fir loon …agar tum dono koi personal baat kar rahein they to main aabhi isi waqt ander chali jati hoon ”
Gabbar- “Nahin…nahin memsaheb . bus aise hi hum dono time paas kar rahein they aap chahe to yahan par aaram se ghoom fir sakti hain”
Masy –“main bus aise hi dekhney aayi thi aab main chalti hoon ” aur Masy jaise hi ander jane ke liye mudti hain tabhi Gabbar fauran Masy ke badhtey kadmon ke paas gir padta hain aur turant Masy ke kadmon ko pakad leta hain wahin Masy hairat se Gabbar ki ore dekhney lagti hain wo bhi wahin chup chaap khadi ho jati hain
Masy –“ tum ye kya kar rahe ho Gabbar ”
Gabbar-“ mujhe maaf kar dijiye memsaheb us din mujhse bahut badi bhool ho gayi thi main unke liye aabhi tak sharminda hoon .bus aap mujhe maaf kar dijiye nahin to main apne aap ko kabhi maaf nahin kar pawonga ”
Masy-“ ye kya kar rahe ho Gabbar .main kab ka wo sab kuch bhool chuki hoon chalo jaldi se utho aur mera raasta chodho ” aur Masy jaise Gabbar ko aadesh deti hain .
Gabbar-“ nahin memsaheb aap jhoot bol rahi hain agar aapne mujhe maaf kar diya hota to itne dinon tak aapne mujhse ek bhi shabdh aur kuch kyon nahin kaha mujhe iska jawab dijiye memsaheb .”
Masy –“ aisi koi baat nahin hain Gabbar lekin tumne jo harkat mere saath ki thi wo mujhe zara bhi aachi nahin lagi shayad maine tumse aisi umeed kabhi nahin ki thi shayad isi wajah se mera aab munn nahin karta ki main tumse koi baat bhi karun khair aab mujhe tumse koi shikwa gila nahin hain .”
Gabbar fauran Masy ke samney khada ho jata hain aur apna sir neechay ki taraf fir se jhuka leta hain
Gabbar-“ memsaheb Iske liye main khud sharminda hoon aagey se aisa kabhi nahin hoga ”
Masy ek nazar Gabbar ki taraf dekhti hain aur unke chehrey par ek pyari si muskaan tair jati hain wahin Gabbar ke dil se jaise koi bojh utar jata hain .
Masy –“ theek hai Gabbar aab main tumse bilkul bhi naraz nahin hoon ”
Gabbar-“ memsaheb Agar aapko kisi bhi cheez ki kabhi zarurat padey to aap mujhse bejhijhak keh sakti hain .main aapki sewa mein 24 ghantey haazir rahunga agar main aapke kisi kaam aa saka to ye mere liye bade saubhagya ki baat hogi ”
Masy ek tuk Gabbar ki ore dekhti hain fir wo dheere se muskurakar kamrey se nikal jati hai.Main apne bunglow ke taraf chal padta hu.