Non-erotic What I Learned at Literotica by rpsuch

[khemucha]

What I Learned at Literotica
 

 
 
I've been reading at this site for a while now, and I can't think of a better place to learn some of life's most important lessons. I consider this a self-help site.

I've learned so much I feel honor-bound to repay the good deeds and share some of the most important lessons for those readers and writers who have had difficulty deciphering the subtle nuances of this adult education. That's just the kind of guy and girl I am (see item 20 below).

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20.  All stories are autobiographical.


The author may be a woman in one story and a man in another. They are both true.

I don't really understand how this works, but there are invariably commenters who believe both are true stories.

The author may lose a leg in one story and have it back in a later one. Both stories are true.

Authors are a hardy and remarkable lot. For most people, regrowing limbs would be a nigh-impossible task. Authors are made of sterner stuff.

DISCLAIMER: All opinions are those of the author or somebody else. This serious disquisition is intended to be read solemn-faced and without mirth.

DISCLAIMER of DISCLAIMER: You are the reader. You would be entirely within your rights to chuckle now and again if that is your wont.