Kareena biwi aur Padosi

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My wife said that she had called Satish home. So main darawaaza kholta hoon

Rohan: Hi Satish kaise ho? goal maar rahe ho aajkal ha? (tareef ki tumhari) aao baitho na andar

Maine isliye tumhe bulaya, ki tumhare meri intro toh ho gayi par tum kya meri biwi se mile Kareena?

Honey aao na bahar (andar room tak aawaaz di) Kareena bahar aati hai ek  saree main

Kareena: arey Satish, Rohan maine isse abhi balcony main milli thi, kaafi fit hai ha Satish?

( door rohan uncle ne open kiya) namaste uncle mai theek hu

( when rohan said ki goal maar rhe ho ) Ha ye baar inter state level ka medal bhi mila hai mujhe 

( i came inside wearing the same jersey and trouser and joota bhi utara nhi andar aa gya studs pehankar)

ha mai wo karee..( i was about to say ki abhi 5 minute pahle baat kiya lekin tab tak rohan ne apni biwi ko awaaj diya and kareena came out wearing slevelss pinkish sa saree )

( i was expecting the same yoga dress)

( ur wifes makhani arms were making me a bit horny the milky white skin )

( i looked down as kareena said ki kafi fit hai) wo ab har din khelta hu na kareena ji isiliye fit hu 

( i was the only black person in the house both of u were white)

( both of u were at my chest level height)

So kareena ji kyu bulaya mujhe aapne kaha ki rohan uncle mujhe bula rhe hai ? kya kaam tha ?