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[KaliaPintu]

Asin: Nahi ek baar raat mein so gaya toh subah mere uthane tak nahi uthta

Asin: Haan abb apne paapa k sath toh nahi kar payega (deliberatey said to make you realise your role).............utha dun usse?

Asin: Waise ek celebration toh usne dekh liya already

(I was looking at you arranging the cake and lighting the candle)

(The noticed you, you were only in baniyan and lungi)

Asin: Uncle ji wo aap aise baniyan aur lungi mein? Aap bhul gaye kya kapde badalna?

(I knew the reason but still wanted to tease you)

( when u said ki ab nhi uthega subah jab tak na uthao i was happy ki chalo ab khula green light hai mere liye)

ohh acha ( acting sad as if i wanted him also to be together)

( but when u asked ki use uthau) nhi nhi asin wo bacha hai din bhar khelta kudta rehta hai use raat ko hi to sone milta hai hahaha ( as u said papa ke sath ) hmmm agle birthday me kr lenge ye baar to tum shaam ko aayi hi nhi ( iska gaand khane ke lalach me pillow chaba liya maine bedroom me )

( i was waiting for u to bend and blow candles thats when u asked regarding my attire) wo wo asin wo kya hai wo maine acha kapda ehan tha shaam ko tumhare birthday celebration ke liye kurta kharida tha naya wala ( lying) lekin usme wo cream laga thoda to washing machine me daal diya to wo ...isiliye banyan lungi me mujhe aana pada 

( waiting for u to bend and blow )

ab wo candles bujha do asin nhi to wo melt ho jayega ( candles ko melt hone me 30 minute lagega lekin aisehi jaldi jaldi krwa rha tha)