29-11-2022, 07:38 PM
(29-11-2022, 07:30 PM)CumsterOriginal Wrote: Ash: Nov 1 ko kya hai (mujhe pata tha you knew i was my birthday)
Ash: Naah same model do gaadiyan achi nahi lagegi
Ash: Ya toh iss malkin bann sakti hun nahi th fir koi aur
(I started adjusting my hair and you could see my armpits)
Ash: Waise itne sasta gift doge mujhe???? (in a dominating voice)
Ash: DO you think I an worth this BMW?
( when u asked ki NOv 1 ko kya hai) wo..wo apka bir...wo wo...wo actually ek acha muhurat hai ( it was just 10 days remaining for 1 nov)
( i acted as if i dont know about Nov 1 and ur birthday)
( i was just looking at ur lips how u were selective )
ji wo to hai.....( when u said that u can be malkin of my BMW ) ji zaroorr ( in no time)
aapki marzi ( paise ki to kami nhi thi)
( as u adjusted ur hair i looked at ur left hand underarm and mu me pani aaya looking at ur creamy hairless moisty pit uffff )
aaap..aaap batayiye aapko.....aapko kya chahiye..( looking at ur pit for 5 seconds and then at ur eyes)
ji isme mai aur meri biwi bhi baith chuke hai to ye aap.. ( as if saying ki ye gadi me mere jaise aur meri biwi jaise ugly log baithe hai to it dosent deserve u )
aap mujhe batayiye aapko jo gadi chahiye wo..mai aapko....( ek hath me bucket ek hth me towel leke puch rha hu )
aapko sasta gift ...bilkul nhi aishwarya ji ..aap jo kahoge uska sabse best model hi dunga as gift
( with a bit of hesitation) lekin wo aapke jaguar ka andar saaf krne ke liye key dogi ? ( with a bit of embarssment )