padosi uncle ki sissy

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( meri biwi 4dham gyi thi to 30 dino se mujhe krne nhi de rhi thi as koi vrat rakhi thi )

( i saw how u didnt had no hair follicle on ur face )

( i looked at the TV aur fir right me jab tujhe dekha u were wearing a hair band with cat ear on it)

Karan ye kis type ka fashion hai tumhara ( ye iske gharwale kuch bolte nhi hai kya ise)

Ye ladkiyo wala hair band kyu pehan rha hai ? ghar pe koi kuch kehte nhi tujhe ? aur ye baal wall lamba kyu rakhta hai ? ( i just said my frustration)

(  looking at u samne cricket chal rha hai lekin thoda weird tareeke se looked at u from head to toe )

Mai army me tha ye sab mere ghar pe kr rha hai ? ( as if saying ki ye army wale ka ghar ka thoda tareeke se rehna hai yaha pe)

i heard u commenting on my fashion sense......

(u were sitting on the chair ...ur head level was till my chest...)

nahi mere ghr mai mai to koi kuch nahi bulta .....
meri mom to bolti hai apne dil ki suno aur jo acha lage wo karo...

(i bend a bit towards ur face ...to show u how cute i look..in this hairband..)

(now my face is on ur face level...)

dont i look CUTE in this uncle kal hi liya hai ye maine....