25-10-2022, 09:20 PM
Main khush ho kar chai ka wait karne laga taaki chai pee kar Chandigarh jaa saku. Tabhi nicche se kisi ne awaz lagai -"Lauki chahiye, lauki ?"
Sunate hi Thermo anna ne Naukar ko bulaya.
"Are Axba aaya hai, bula use upar !"
Nokar upar se Axba ko aawaz dekar bulane laga.
Thore der baad haafta-kaapta Axba lauki ke bore ko utar kar khara tha.
"Sasuri, lift bhi kharab hai. Yeh sab hijde logo ke wajah se hai." Axba bhunbhunaya.
"Aa bhai, Axba. Kaisa hai ! Bhai, dekh aaj to muhe lauki nahi chahiye. Tu parso de jaiyo" Anna ne Axba ke zameen par baithte hi kaha.
Yeh sunte hi Axba gusse me ekdam laraku auarto ki tarah haat nacha nacha kar Anna ko bura bhala kahne laga.
"jab lauki lena nahi tha to upar bulaya kyu? Hijaro ke saath rahte hue tu bhi hijra ho gaya hai."
Yeh sunate Hi Thermo anna ki aankho se Sholay nikalne lage. Unke issare par do naukaro ne phudakte Axba ko pakar kar unke saamne pesh kiya.
"Do take ke sabjiwale, teri yeh mazal. Ek to chilla-chilla kar puchh raha tha ki 'lauki cahiye?' Ab bula kar zabab de diya to gaaliya nikal raha hai. Zabab nahi deta to candle march nikalta ki garibo ki baat ka koi zabab nahi deta. " Kahte hue Anna ne Axba ki mundi pakar kar use hawa me kisi latto ki tarah ghumaya aur jhule par leta kar uske upar baith gaye.
Maine dekha ki Axba ki jeebh thori nikal aayi hai aur haath jor kar chhor dene ki duhai de raha hai par uske munh se koi awaaz nahi nikal rahi hai.
"Chhotu, tu ab jaa aur naam kama, tab tak main iss sabhiwaale ko uski aukat batata hoon. Meet waali jagah ka detail sun ..."
Anna ke munh se yeh sunate hi mujhe Axba par bahoot gussa aaya, us mardood ki wajah se Anna ki ghar ki chai mujhe nahi mil paai.
Agle din main Chandigarh ke ek khandharnuma hotel ke pahli mazil ke khirki se chipka khara tha. Upar ke manzilo par koi nahi rahta tha kyuki koi bhi rassi se latak kar ek mazil se upar jaane ko taiyar nahi tha.
Andar kamre me mask pahne ek nar aur maada khare the.
Kamre ke jaha-taha kucch rang dikh rahe the jo bata rahe the ki kabhi iss kamre me bhi putai hua tha. kamre me mauzod angrezo ke jaamne ka bulb ki peeli rosni rah rah kar pal bhar ko bujh jaa rahi thi par wo angrezo ke jaamane se mauzod railway ke bridge ki tarah sabut thi aur aaj ke aadhunik bulb ke life ko munh chidha raha tha. Chhaat se 2-3 jagah lohe ke chain latak rahe the. Iss pure kabaar me tabdil kamre me ek chij nayi thi aur wo thi ek deewar se lataki adhunik saitan ke avtaar Hitler ki photo.
"Jaan ! Tere liye Mumbai chhor ke aai ho. Chal game suru karte hain." Ek madhur awaaz gunji.
Awaaz ki madhurta ko maine apne kalpana ke aankho se chehre me tabdil kiya to mujhe mada ki sakal Madhuri, Kangna aur Aaliya ka mixture laga.
"Jaaneman, tere liye maine iss meet ke baaki bando ka patta kata taki koi kabab me haddi na bane." Nar mada ki taraf badhte hue bola.
Agle kuchh minutes tak sirf puchh-puchh ki awaaz hi bahar aati rahi. Main chamgadar se sart lagaye khirki se chipka khara tha.
Abhi kuchh dikh nahi raha tha sayad jora dusre tarf tha bas kuchh uta-patak ki awaaz aa rahi thi.
Agle pal aakho ke saamne frash par ludhkta jora nazar aaya jo ek-dusre se kisi per se lipte us bel ki tarah chipake hue the jo per ka ras choos kar hi jeeta hai.
"Jaan, program suru karte hain" kah kar mada apne kapre sarir se noch kar yu phekne lagi mano wo galeez cheej thi jo uske badan se chipka hua tha.
Maine ghutno tak bah aai laar ko bari muskil se roka aur andar dekhne laga jaha ab chand hi palo baad ek kadak sundari ke badan ke us hisse ko dekhne ka sobhagya milne waala tha jise aaj tak Surya bhi nahi dekh paaya tha. Mere pent ke andar hulchal machne lagi aur naag dheere-dheere jagne laga.
Par kapro ke bahar jo zism aaya use dekh kar naag eisa soya ki dhapki dene ke baad bhi jaagne ka naam nahi le raha tha.
Andar ras nikal chuke mosambi ke saath mada khari thi aur pet ke niche baal hi baal dikh rahe the jo ghutne ke paar jaa rahe the.
Nar ka pet uske kamar se niche jaangho tak jaa raha tha. Nar ne apne seene par haath phirate hue jo kisi ras bhare mosambi ki tarah the, mada se bola.
"Rajkumari, tu to ekdam dheeli par gayi hai. Lagta hai maza lene ke liye aaj jayda mehnat karna parega."
"Teri mungfali bhi to nahi dikh rahi hai kanhi underwear me hi to nahi rah gayi."
"Thahar !" Khata hua nar mada ko maarne bhaga.
Takriban 5 minute kamre me bhaag-daur hoti rahi phir mada ne ghusa maar ke mard ko niche gira kar kandhe par laad kar laai aur chain se baadh kar khara kar diya.
Sunate hi Thermo anna ne Naukar ko bulaya.
"Are Axba aaya hai, bula use upar !"
Nokar upar se Axba ko aawaz dekar bulane laga.
Thore der baad haafta-kaapta Axba lauki ke bore ko utar kar khara tha.
"Sasuri, lift bhi kharab hai. Yeh sab hijde logo ke wajah se hai." Axba bhunbhunaya.
"Aa bhai, Axba. Kaisa hai ! Bhai, dekh aaj to muhe lauki nahi chahiye. Tu parso de jaiyo" Anna ne Axba ke zameen par baithte hi kaha.
Yeh sunte hi Axba gusse me ekdam laraku auarto ki tarah haat nacha nacha kar Anna ko bura bhala kahne laga.
"jab lauki lena nahi tha to upar bulaya kyu? Hijaro ke saath rahte hue tu bhi hijra ho gaya hai."
Yeh sunate Hi Thermo anna ki aankho se Sholay nikalne lage. Unke issare par do naukaro ne phudakte Axba ko pakar kar unke saamne pesh kiya.
"Do take ke sabjiwale, teri yeh mazal. Ek to chilla-chilla kar puchh raha tha ki 'lauki cahiye?' Ab bula kar zabab de diya to gaaliya nikal raha hai. Zabab nahi deta to candle march nikalta ki garibo ki baat ka koi zabab nahi deta. " Kahte hue Anna ne Axba ki mundi pakar kar use hawa me kisi latto ki tarah ghumaya aur jhule par leta kar uske upar baith gaye.
Maine dekha ki Axba ki jeebh thori nikal aayi hai aur haath jor kar chhor dene ki duhai de raha hai par uske munh se koi awaaz nahi nikal rahi hai.
"Chhotu, tu ab jaa aur naam kama, tab tak main iss sabhiwaale ko uski aukat batata hoon. Meet waali jagah ka detail sun ..."
Anna ke munh se yeh sunate hi mujhe Axba par bahoot gussa aaya, us mardood ki wajah se Anna ki ghar ki chai mujhe nahi mil paai.
Agle din main Chandigarh ke ek khandharnuma hotel ke pahli mazil ke khirki se chipka khara tha. Upar ke manzilo par koi nahi rahta tha kyuki koi bhi rassi se latak kar ek mazil se upar jaane ko taiyar nahi tha.
Andar kamre me mask pahne ek nar aur maada khare the.
Kamre ke jaha-taha kucch rang dikh rahe the jo bata rahe the ki kabhi iss kamre me bhi putai hua tha. kamre me mauzod angrezo ke jaamne ka bulb ki peeli rosni rah rah kar pal bhar ko bujh jaa rahi thi par wo angrezo ke jaamane se mauzod railway ke bridge ki tarah sabut thi aur aaj ke aadhunik bulb ke life ko munh chidha raha tha. Chhaat se 2-3 jagah lohe ke chain latak rahe the. Iss pure kabaar me tabdil kamre me ek chij nayi thi aur wo thi ek deewar se lataki adhunik saitan ke avtaar Hitler ki photo.
"Jaan ! Tere liye Mumbai chhor ke aai ho. Chal game suru karte hain." Ek madhur awaaz gunji.
Awaaz ki madhurta ko maine apne kalpana ke aankho se chehre me tabdil kiya to mujhe mada ki sakal Madhuri, Kangna aur Aaliya ka mixture laga.
"Jaaneman, tere liye maine iss meet ke baaki bando ka patta kata taki koi kabab me haddi na bane." Nar mada ki taraf badhte hue bola.
Agle kuchh minutes tak sirf puchh-puchh ki awaaz hi bahar aati rahi. Main chamgadar se sart lagaye khirki se chipka khara tha.
Abhi kuchh dikh nahi raha tha sayad jora dusre tarf tha bas kuchh uta-patak ki awaaz aa rahi thi.
Agle pal aakho ke saamne frash par ludhkta jora nazar aaya jo ek-dusre se kisi per se lipte us bel ki tarah chipake hue the jo per ka ras choos kar hi jeeta hai.
"Jaan, program suru karte hain" kah kar mada apne kapre sarir se noch kar yu phekne lagi mano wo galeez cheej thi jo uske badan se chipka hua tha.
Maine ghutno tak bah aai laar ko bari muskil se roka aur andar dekhne laga jaha ab chand hi palo baad ek kadak sundari ke badan ke us hisse ko dekhne ka sobhagya milne waala tha jise aaj tak Surya bhi nahi dekh paaya tha. Mere pent ke andar hulchal machne lagi aur naag dheere-dheere jagne laga.
Par kapro ke bahar jo zism aaya use dekh kar naag eisa soya ki dhapki dene ke baad bhi jaagne ka naam nahi le raha tha.
Andar ras nikal chuke mosambi ke saath mada khari thi aur pet ke niche baal hi baal dikh rahe the jo ghutne ke paar jaa rahe the.
Nar ka pet uske kamar se niche jaangho tak jaa raha tha. Nar ne apne seene par haath phirate hue jo kisi ras bhare mosambi ki tarah the, mada se bola.
"Rajkumari, tu to ekdam dheeli par gayi hai. Lagta hai maza lene ke liye aaj jayda mehnat karna parega."
"Teri mungfali bhi to nahi dikh rahi hai kanhi underwear me hi to nahi rah gayi."
"Thahar !" Khata hua nar mada ko maarne bhaga.
Takriban 5 minute kamre me bhaag-daur hoti rahi phir mada ne ghusa maar ke mard ko niche gira kar kandhe par laad kar laai aur chain se baadh kar khara kar diya.
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