25-10-2022, 08:58 PM
Sunate hi gusse se mere nathune se saadh ki tarah baahp nikalne laga.
"Matribhaktah, tera naam kaya hai?"
"Bade bhai, aapne puri baat nahi suni. Xossip par sabse jayada yehi padhi jaati hai par yeh galat hai. Main to kah raha tha ki "Tu incest likhne ki sochna bhi mat" . Bhala yeh bhi koi baat hui, maa-bahan par koi laar tapkata hai kya. Shastro me likha hai .... "
Main bhochhka sa Matri bhai ko dekhte hue uska pravachan sun raha tha. Chand palo baad maine use thaali par rakhe bare baigan me badlata hua apne kalpna ki nazaro se dekh raha tha.
"Bhai, tu hi kuchh raasta bata." Main poster waali larki par laar tapkate hue Matri ke kandhe dabate hue kaha.
"Agar main bakri aur mard ki premkahani likhu to .. "
Meri baat khatam hone se pahle hi Matri ka sar bependi ke lote ki tarah hilne laga.
"Sirf Kunware bhai ko hi bakri se sex karne ka xossip par licence mila hai aur wo tumhe apni biography nahi likhne ko denge. Isliye kuchh aur socho"
"Accha bhai, main ek 8th Standard waale larke aur uske madam par ek story lilkta hoon!"
"UA rules" Matri ka gardan phir se hila.
"Are main likh doonga ki wo 8th me 8 saal fail hua tha."
"Bade bhai, iss tarah ki chhut sirf murda logo ko milti hai. Wo chaahe to photo ko edit kar age naa bata kar UA likh sakte hain par zinda logo ko izzazat nahi."
Matri ne mere saare ideas ko kisi mare kutte ki tarah dustbin me daalte hue kaha.
"Bhai, ab tu hi koi raasta nikal " Maine aashabhari nazro se matri ki taraf dekhte hue kaha.
"Bade bhai, aajkal BDSM ka bara charcha hai. Aap us par likho"
Main thore der tak sar khujata raha par kuchh samajh me nahi aaaya. Main aasha bhari nazaro se Matri ki or dekha par wo haath utathe hue uth khara hua.
"Bade bahi, mujhe isske baare me jayda nahi pata, par yeh jaanta hoon ki agar tumne BDSM story likhi to inaam pakka." Kahte hue Matri bhaag kahra hua.
"Are re are .. " Main picche se chillaya.
"Titli bula rahi hai ... " dur bhagta hua Matri ne ek baar picche mur kar kaha aur agle hi pal gayab ho gaya.
Maine socha ki kal hi chai ke stall par chaiwale ko bata aata hoon ki agar Titli chand se matri ko bulaye to wo iss sansaar ka pahla insaan hoga jo bagair kisi rocket ke chand par Titli ke liye chala jaayega.
Phir maine apne sare gale dakiyanushi deshprem ko laat maar kar dhakela. Mujhe mahan vayakti ki gyaan ki baaten yaad aa gayi ki yeh saare deshprem ki baaten khud amal me laane ki nahi hoti balki dusre ko batane ki hoti hai. Main naam kamane ke baare me sochne laga.
Tabhi mujhe Xossip ke Narad ka dhyan aaya aur main anna kahte hue bhaga par gamchhi ek jhaari se phas gayi. Majboori me maine aaj nikale gaye saaf kapre pahne par accha nahi lag raha tha. kapro se wo pasine ki manbhavan khsubu nahi aa rahi thi par writer ban ke naam kamane ki lalak ne isse ignore kar diya.
Aadhe ghante ke baad main ek 10 manjila imarat ke top floor par ek shed ke niche bare jhula par baithe ek bahut bare maans ke dher ke saamne dandwat para tha.
"Anna, meri madad karo !"
"Are, chhotu ! Kai mahine baad aaye." Thermo anna mujhe dekh kar khush hote hue bol rahe the.
"Jaa parso waali bachi chai se 10 bunde dropper se nikal kar chhotu ko de" Anna ne apne naukar se kaha.
Chai ki baat sunate hi main khus ho gaya. Anna sirf khaas logo ki hi chai pesh karte the.
"Anna, main writer ban ke naam kamana chahta hoon. Mujhe BDSM par story likhni hai aur BDSM samjhne ke liye mujhe aapki madad chahiye."
"Dekh chhote, tu mere sage bhai jaisa hai, isliye tujhe sach baat bata deta hoon. Mujhe BDSM ke baare me kuchh pata nahi par kal Chandigarh me Xossip ke do celebrity BDSM meet karne waale hain. Tu waha chala jaa aur aankho dekhi likh daal. "
"Matribhaktah, tera naam kaya hai?"
"Bade bhai, aapne puri baat nahi suni. Xossip par sabse jayada yehi padhi jaati hai par yeh galat hai. Main to kah raha tha ki "Tu incest likhne ki sochna bhi mat" . Bhala yeh bhi koi baat hui, maa-bahan par koi laar tapkata hai kya. Shastro me likha hai .... "
Main bhochhka sa Matri bhai ko dekhte hue uska pravachan sun raha tha. Chand palo baad maine use thaali par rakhe bare baigan me badlata hua apne kalpna ki nazaro se dekh raha tha.
"Bhai, tu hi kuchh raasta bata." Main poster waali larki par laar tapkate hue Matri ke kandhe dabate hue kaha.
"Agar main bakri aur mard ki premkahani likhu to .. "
Meri baat khatam hone se pahle hi Matri ka sar bependi ke lote ki tarah hilne laga.
"Sirf Kunware bhai ko hi bakri se sex karne ka xossip par licence mila hai aur wo tumhe apni biography nahi likhne ko denge. Isliye kuchh aur socho"
"Accha bhai, main ek 8th Standard waale larke aur uske madam par ek story lilkta hoon!"
"UA rules" Matri ka gardan phir se hila.
"Are main likh doonga ki wo 8th me 8 saal fail hua tha."
"Bade bhai, iss tarah ki chhut sirf murda logo ko milti hai. Wo chaahe to photo ko edit kar age naa bata kar UA likh sakte hain par zinda logo ko izzazat nahi."
Matri ne mere saare ideas ko kisi mare kutte ki tarah dustbin me daalte hue kaha.
"Bhai, ab tu hi koi raasta nikal " Maine aashabhari nazro se matri ki taraf dekhte hue kaha.
"Bade bhai, aajkal BDSM ka bara charcha hai. Aap us par likho"
Main thore der tak sar khujata raha par kuchh samajh me nahi aaaya. Main aasha bhari nazaro se Matri ki or dekha par wo haath utathe hue uth khara hua.
"Bade bahi, mujhe isske baare me jayda nahi pata, par yeh jaanta hoon ki agar tumne BDSM story likhi to inaam pakka." Kahte hue Matri bhaag kahra hua.
"Are re are .. " Main picche se chillaya.
"Titli bula rahi hai ... " dur bhagta hua Matri ne ek baar picche mur kar kaha aur agle hi pal gayab ho gaya.
Maine socha ki kal hi chai ke stall par chaiwale ko bata aata hoon ki agar Titli chand se matri ko bulaye to wo iss sansaar ka pahla insaan hoga jo bagair kisi rocket ke chand par Titli ke liye chala jaayega.
Phir maine apne sare gale dakiyanushi deshprem ko laat maar kar dhakela. Mujhe mahan vayakti ki gyaan ki baaten yaad aa gayi ki yeh saare deshprem ki baaten khud amal me laane ki nahi hoti balki dusre ko batane ki hoti hai. Main naam kamane ke baare me sochne laga.
Tabhi mujhe Xossip ke Narad ka dhyan aaya aur main anna kahte hue bhaga par gamchhi ek jhaari se phas gayi. Majboori me maine aaj nikale gaye saaf kapre pahne par accha nahi lag raha tha. kapro se wo pasine ki manbhavan khsubu nahi aa rahi thi par writer ban ke naam kamane ki lalak ne isse ignore kar diya.
Aadhe ghante ke baad main ek 10 manjila imarat ke top floor par ek shed ke niche bare jhula par baithe ek bahut bare maans ke dher ke saamne dandwat para tha.
"Anna, meri madad karo !"
"Are, chhotu ! Kai mahine baad aaye." Thermo anna mujhe dekh kar khush hote hue bol rahe the.
"Jaa parso waali bachi chai se 10 bunde dropper se nikal kar chhotu ko de" Anna ne apne naukar se kaha.
Chai ki baat sunate hi main khus ho gaya. Anna sirf khaas logo ki hi chai pesh karte the.
"Anna, main writer ban ke naam kamana chahta hoon. Mujhe BDSM par story likhni hai aur BDSM samjhne ke liye mujhe aapki madad chahiye."
"Dekh chhote, tu mere sage bhai jaisa hai, isliye tujhe sach baat bata deta hoon. Mujhe BDSM ke baare me kuchh pata nahi par kal Chandigarh me Xossip ke do celebrity BDSM meet karne waale hain. Tu waha chala jaa aur aankho dekhi likh daal. "
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