25-10-2022, 08:37 PM
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Chala Murari Writer Banne
Main Dev picchle 2 mahine se pahne jaa rahe kapro se bore hokar unhe dho kar dusre saaf karpre dudhne ke chakkar me ek gamchhi pahne picchle 2 ghante se pure ghar ke saaman ko ulat-plat raha tha. Aakhirkaar saaf kapre mil hi gaye jo mere lucky college bag me bare waale steel box ke andar ek bare gatte ke dabbe ke andar ek ke andar ek rakhe paanchve chhote gatte ke dabbe me mila.
In sabke chakkar me main pasine-pasine ho gaya. Sarir se pasina sarakari nal se aane waale paani se tej bah raha tha. Bahar taar par dho kar daale gaye kapre dhoop me pare the. Mera haath bedhyani me kapro par chala gaya, iske saath he mere band dimaag me ekdam se battiya jalne-buhjne lagi.
"Wo maara, paparwaale ko." Maine jor se naara lagaya aur pasina sukhane me joot gaya.
10 minute ke baad hi Matri bhai kisi buri khabar ki tarah aa dhamka. Pahale to main Matri ko dekhte hi dar jaata tha kyuki wo bagair chai piye jaata nahi tha. Par jabse maine use chai me giri makkhi ko nichor kar use chai pesh ki thi tab se naa jaane kyu wo chai dekhte hi darne lagta tha.
"Bade bhai !" Matri ne mujhe dekhte hi ek kaan se dusre kaan tak muskurata hua dur se hi haank lagaya.
Main bhi khush hokar ek kaan se dusre kaan tak muskurane hi wala tha ki mujhe dhyan aaya ki mere kire khaye peele daant kanhi Matri ko dikh naa jaye, isliye sirf chawanni muskan dekar rah gaya.
"Bade bhai, yaha dhoop me khare hokar kaya kar rahe ho?"
"Dekh chhote, main yaha dhoop me kab se khare hokar pasina sukhane ki kosis kar raha hoon, par saala sukhne ke bajaye aur bah raha hai. Aur idhar dekh mere gile kapre sukh bhi chale hain!"
Maine apni paresaani Matri ko batayi.
Matri thori der tak apna sar khujane laga. Main aashabhari nazaro se uske taraf iss mystry ka raaj janne ke liye taktaki lagaye dekhne laga. Tabhi Matri ne sar ke andar se ek joo nikal kar dono anghuthe ke naakhun par rakha aur use piss dala. Eisa karte waqt uske chehre par Priynaka Chopra ke Quantico me car me sex ka baad dikhne waale tripti se jaya tripti ke bhaav the.
"Aaj jaa ke sakoon aaya. Saali ko ragar daala. " Matri bhai ne ek annkh dabate hue kaha.
Maine gusse me phudakne waala hi tha ki mystry ka kya hua, jab kapra dhoop me sukh sakta hai to pasina kyu nahi. Par iske pahle hi Matri bhai mujhe kheech ke ek khajoor ke per ke chhaya me le aaya.
"Badhe bahi, yeh dekho main aapke hi kya laaya hoon !" Matri apni aankhe nachate hue kaha. Uske haatho me ek poster tha.
Poster dekhte hi meri laar tapak pari aur sarir ka ek hissa pathhar ka hone laga. Ek bra panty pahne larki pencil munh me dabaye bula rahi thi. Usne bra bhi aadhi niche khiska rakhi thi.
"Tu mera saccha bhai hai. " Kahte hue main gamchhi kholne laga.
"Bade bhai, yeh kaya kar rahe ho." Matri ne haath pakarte hue kaha.
"Abe, tujhe welcome -welcome ka gaana nahi sunai de raha hai. Main inn pahario ko jara apne malai se chikna kar do. Hat saamne se .. "
Matri ne jhapat kar poster lapet kar band kiya.
"Bade bhai, naam kamane ka mauka aaya hai. Log aapko janne lagenge, bas aapko ek dhhasu story likhni hai. Abhi batao aapko log abhi kis naam se jaante hai, ek baar aapne competition jeet li to dekhna aapko kaise bare bare log dawat par bulayenge !"
Mera man bhujh sa gaya ki itni tunch kadak sundari sirf chaara hai, wo to kya uski bra bhi naseeb nahi hone waali hai. Maine gamchhi par ek lota paani daal kar sakhat ho chuke sarir ke ang ko naram kiya.
"Bhai, pahle to main apne ko insaan samjhta tha. Phir baad me pata chala ki main ek Indian aur Xossipian hoon. Baad me kuchh ne bataya ki main lungi ya chapati hoon. Main to confuse hoon ki main kya hoon. Maine lungi pahan ke bahut saari chapati bhi khaya, par samajh nahi aaya ki lungi aur chapati me se main kaya hoon. " Maine udaas swar me kaha.
"Bade bhai, wo sab kuchh tension lena aap chhor do. Ek dhansu story likho aur naam kamao. Phir to log aapko Aaj ka Kalidas kah ke pukarenge. " Matri ne dilasa dete hue kaha.
Kalidas kahte hi mujhe dikha ki main ek daal par baith kar usi daal ko kaat raha hoon.
"Bhai, tu sirf iss kadak sundari ko dilwane ka vaada kar !" Maine Kalidas ki mahanta ko yaad karte hue harbara kar kaha.
"Bade bhai, wo larki to sirf Lal sahab hi dilwa sakte hain. Wahi hain jinhone bhaware aur phool ko milane ka punya mission ko apna jeevan samarprit kar rakha hai. Par aap ghabrao mat sayad aapke naam se prabhabhit ho kar wo sundari khud aapko condom ke packet bhej kar bulwaa len. Par aako naam kamana parega. "
"Tu, mera sage se bhi saga hai. Kuchh bata ki kaise acchi story likh kar naam kamau." Maine Matri ke sar par champi karta hua bola.
"Accha- accha ! Main sochta hoon. " Matri kah kar dur naarial ke per par latke naarial ko dekhne laga. Sayad per par latke naarial se uske dhar par rakhe naarial ka koi connection tha.
"Bhai, tu incest likh !" Matri ne chutaki bajate hue kaha.
"Yeh kya bala hai. Maine iss se pahle to kabhi iska naam nahi suna."
"Bade bhai, yeh ek bahoot padhe jaani baali genre hai. Isme mard apne ghar ki aurato par kutto ki tarah nazar tikaye laar tapakaye ghumte hain."
Chala Murari Writer Banne
Main Dev picchle 2 mahine se pahne jaa rahe kapro se bore hokar unhe dho kar dusre saaf karpre dudhne ke chakkar me ek gamchhi pahne picchle 2 ghante se pure ghar ke saaman ko ulat-plat raha tha. Aakhirkaar saaf kapre mil hi gaye jo mere lucky college bag me bare waale steel box ke andar ek bare gatte ke dabbe ke andar ek ke andar ek rakhe paanchve chhote gatte ke dabbe me mila.
In sabke chakkar me main pasine-pasine ho gaya. Sarir se pasina sarakari nal se aane waale paani se tej bah raha tha. Bahar taar par dho kar daale gaye kapre dhoop me pare the. Mera haath bedhyani me kapro par chala gaya, iske saath he mere band dimaag me ekdam se battiya jalne-buhjne lagi.
"Wo maara, paparwaale ko." Maine jor se naara lagaya aur pasina sukhane me joot gaya.
10 minute ke baad hi Matri bhai kisi buri khabar ki tarah aa dhamka. Pahale to main Matri ko dekhte hi dar jaata tha kyuki wo bagair chai piye jaata nahi tha. Par jabse maine use chai me giri makkhi ko nichor kar use chai pesh ki thi tab se naa jaane kyu wo chai dekhte hi darne lagta tha.
"Bade bhai !" Matri ne mujhe dekhte hi ek kaan se dusre kaan tak muskurata hua dur se hi haank lagaya.
Main bhi khush hokar ek kaan se dusre kaan tak muskurane hi wala tha ki mujhe dhyan aaya ki mere kire khaye peele daant kanhi Matri ko dikh naa jaye, isliye sirf chawanni muskan dekar rah gaya.
"Bade bhai, yaha dhoop me khare hokar kaya kar rahe ho?"
"Dekh chhote, main yaha dhoop me kab se khare hokar pasina sukhane ki kosis kar raha hoon, par saala sukhne ke bajaye aur bah raha hai. Aur idhar dekh mere gile kapre sukh bhi chale hain!"
Maine apni paresaani Matri ko batayi.
Matri thori der tak apna sar khujane laga. Main aashabhari nazaro se uske taraf iss mystry ka raaj janne ke liye taktaki lagaye dekhne laga. Tabhi Matri ne sar ke andar se ek joo nikal kar dono anghuthe ke naakhun par rakha aur use piss dala. Eisa karte waqt uske chehre par Priynaka Chopra ke Quantico me car me sex ka baad dikhne waale tripti se jaya tripti ke bhaav the.
"Aaj jaa ke sakoon aaya. Saali ko ragar daala. " Matri bhai ne ek annkh dabate hue kaha.
Maine gusse me phudakne waala hi tha ki mystry ka kya hua, jab kapra dhoop me sukh sakta hai to pasina kyu nahi. Par iske pahle hi Matri bhai mujhe kheech ke ek khajoor ke per ke chhaya me le aaya.
"Badhe bahi, yeh dekho main aapke hi kya laaya hoon !" Matri apni aankhe nachate hue kaha. Uske haatho me ek poster tha.
Poster dekhte hi meri laar tapak pari aur sarir ka ek hissa pathhar ka hone laga. Ek bra panty pahne larki pencil munh me dabaye bula rahi thi. Usne bra bhi aadhi niche khiska rakhi thi.
"Tu mera saccha bhai hai. " Kahte hue main gamchhi kholne laga.
"Bade bhai, yeh kaya kar rahe ho." Matri ne haath pakarte hue kaha.
"Abe, tujhe welcome -welcome ka gaana nahi sunai de raha hai. Main inn pahario ko jara apne malai se chikna kar do. Hat saamne se .. "
Matri ne jhapat kar poster lapet kar band kiya.
"Bade bhai, naam kamane ka mauka aaya hai. Log aapko janne lagenge, bas aapko ek dhhasu story likhni hai. Abhi batao aapko log abhi kis naam se jaante hai, ek baar aapne competition jeet li to dekhna aapko kaise bare bare log dawat par bulayenge !"
Mera man bhujh sa gaya ki itni tunch kadak sundari sirf chaara hai, wo to kya uski bra bhi naseeb nahi hone waali hai. Maine gamchhi par ek lota paani daal kar sakhat ho chuke sarir ke ang ko naram kiya.
"Bhai, pahle to main apne ko insaan samjhta tha. Phir baad me pata chala ki main ek Indian aur Xossipian hoon. Baad me kuchh ne bataya ki main lungi ya chapati hoon. Main to confuse hoon ki main kya hoon. Maine lungi pahan ke bahut saari chapati bhi khaya, par samajh nahi aaya ki lungi aur chapati me se main kaya hoon. " Maine udaas swar me kaha.
"Bade bhai, wo sab kuchh tension lena aap chhor do. Ek dhansu story likho aur naam kamao. Phir to log aapko Aaj ka Kalidas kah ke pukarenge. " Matri ne dilasa dete hue kaha.
Kalidas kahte hi mujhe dikha ki main ek daal par baith kar usi daal ko kaat raha hoon.
"Bhai, tu sirf iss kadak sundari ko dilwane ka vaada kar !" Maine Kalidas ki mahanta ko yaad karte hue harbara kar kaha.
"Bade bhai, wo larki to sirf Lal sahab hi dilwa sakte hain. Wahi hain jinhone bhaware aur phool ko milane ka punya mission ko apna jeevan samarprit kar rakha hai. Par aap ghabrao mat sayad aapke naam se prabhabhit ho kar wo sundari khud aapko condom ke packet bhej kar bulwaa len. Par aako naam kamana parega. "
"Tu, mera sage se bhi saga hai. Kuchh bata ki kaise acchi story likh kar naam kamau." Maine Matri ke sar par champi karta hua bola.
"Accha- accha ! Main sochta hoon. " Matri kah kar dur naarial ke per par latke naarial ko dekhne laga. Sayad per par latke naarial se uske dhar par rakhe naarial ka koi connection tha.
"Bhai, tu incest likh !" Matri ne chutaki bajate hue kaha.
"Yeh kya bala hai. Maine iss se pahle to kabhi iska naam nahi suna."
"Bade bhai, yeh ek bahoot padhe jaani baali genre hai. Isme mard apne ghar ki aurato par kutto ki tarah nazar tikaye laar tapakaye ghumte hain."
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