19-10-2022, 01:38 PM
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(Teen ghante baad. Waqt raat 10 baje)
"Sidddddddddd" leela buri tarah cheekhi. Uske hath se doodh ka gilaas gir kar bikhar chuka tha, jise wo mere liye laayi thi.
me palang pe shaant pada hua tha. mere muh se jhaag nikal rahe the.
Leela badhawaas si bhaagi meri taraf aur buri tarah jhankjhodte huye chillayi-"sid.........uthho sid. Kya hua tumhe? Uthhoooooooooo"
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"wo chhodo mr. siddharth. short me bataao age kya huaa tha" mene....yaani inspector prem sagar ne kaha-"jhoothhi story sunaane ki koshish bhi mat karna. tumhari jhhothhi kahani me pehale bhi sun chuka hu. me pakke taur pe keh raha hu ki ye ek haadsa nahiin.... balki khoon hai. me sirf tumhe ek mauka de raha hu sach bolne ka"
"ab me sach hi bol raha hu inspector sahab"
Darasal....subah 3 baje thaane me phone aaya tha. mene hi attend kiya tha. Phone sid ne hi kiya tha.
me pahucha to dekha ki manish mara pada hai aur uske muh se jhaag nikal rahe the. Sid ki bhi haalat jyada achchhi nahiin thi. Sid aur unki patni leela se Puchhtachh me pata laga ki din me inke ghar ek saanp (snake) aa gaya tha, jise sid ne polythene me qaid kar liya tha. raat 10 baje jab leela sid ke liye doodh lekar aayi to pata laga ki use saanp ne kat liya hai. wo chillayi to manish aaya. saanp abhi bhi polythene me pack to inhone andaza lagaya ki shayad nagin badla lene a gayi hai aur usne sid ko das liya hai. wo log dhhundne lage. manish bathroom me dhhundkar baahar aaya tabhi manish ko bhi nagin ne das liya. Sid choonki yoga teacher tha, nagin ke daste hi usne kuchh yoga voga kiya aur usne zehar pe kaaboo kar liya aur hosh me aa gaya. manish mar chuka tha. sid ne thane phone kar diya.
Mauka-e-baardaat dekhkar pata laga ki manish ko tathakathit nagin ne maathe par dasa hai. mujhe ajib laga. Kya uske pankh the jo hawa me udkar maathe pe das liya?
Dusra- nagin ko dhhundne me ek ghanta laga hoga, yaani mere mutabik had se had 11 baje tak manish ko nagin das chuki hogi, is bich leela ne naa hi to khud prayaas kiya in dono ko hospital le jaane ka aur naa hi ambulance ko phone kiya....kyu? Kya karti rahi leela 4 ghante tak?
iska leela ke paas koi santoshjanak jawab nahiin tha.
teesra...nagin ke dasne ke baad sid ka thhik ho jaana bhi mujhe nahiin jama.
Chautha- bathroom ke halaat bata rahe the ki koi abhi abhi usme nahaaya hai. aise halaat me koi kaise nahaa sakta hai?
in sab bato ko gaur karke mene alag alag dono se puchhtaachh ki.
Leela ne kuchh nahiin bataya, lekin sid se jab halaat bataate huye mene kaha ki tum to behosh the aur saare halaat leela ki taraf ishara kar rahe hain ki ho naa ho manish ko leela ne hi saanp se daswaaya hai. yaa ye bhi ho sakta hai ki tum dono ne manish ko maara ho. isliye sid aur leela ko giraftar karne ki baat kahi to wo toot gaya. bola...jo kiya hai mene kiya hai. use to pata bhi nahiin hai ki manish ko mene maara hai. aur ab wo asli kahani bata raha tha.
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Sid ne dowaara bataana shuru kiya-"Mujhe bada maza aa raha tha leela ki haalat dekhkar. Man me aa raha tha ki jor jor se hansu uski is haalat par. Lekin me abhi uthhna nahiin chaahta tha. Is romanch ka me aur mazaa lena chaahta tha.
Leela mere sharir ko buri tarah jhankjhod rahi thi aur mujhe uthhne ke liye bol rahi thi.
Itne me manish ki aawaz aayi-"kya hua leela?"
"Abe ghonchu.....kuchh nahiin hua. Tu bhaag yahaan se. Mujhe meri leela se aur maze lene de" mene man hi man jhidka manish ko.
"Dekho manish.......kya hua inhe? Ye uthh kyu nahiin rahe. Kuchh karo jaldi se"
Manish bhaagkar aaya aur mujhe dekhkar shocked hote huye bola-"i.......inhe to s.......saanp ne khaa liya hai" aur turant meri nabj dekhte huye bola-"nabj chal rahi hai, lekin bahut dheemi hai"
"Kya bak rahe ho tum? Saanp kaise khaa sakta hai? Wo to wo bandha pada hai plastic bag me"
"Mujhe nahiin pata" manish meri naak ke aage apni hatheli rakhta hua bola-"saans to lagbhag toot chuki hai. Kya pata is naag ki koi naagin ho aur usi ne inhe badla lene ke liye kaat liya ho?"
"Abe saale, me ekdum thhik hu. Bada philosopher aur doctor ka choda ban raha hai. Nabz dheemi ho gayi, saans toot gayi. Teri behan ki choot bhosdi ke" me man hi man jor se chilla kar bola-"naagin ne badla le liya........huh. teri gaand chutiye. basss......kuchh der aur.....fir me ye bata dunga ki me mara nahiin hu hahaha"
"n.........naagin" leela chaunkte huye boli-"m........matlab w........wo abhi bhi yahiin hogi??"
"hehehe.....ab aayega maza" muzhe sach me bada maza aa raha tha.
Manish ne chaaro taraf najar daudaayi aur bola-"Wo yahaan nahiin hai. Me dekh chuka hu. Shayad wo sirf inhe hi apna dushman samajhti hai. Warna kamsekam wo tumko kaatne ki koshish to karti hi, kyuki tum isi ka.re me thi"
"m.........mujhe kyu kaategi wo? Mene to uske saanp ko najar bhar ke dekha bhi nahiin tha" aur iske sath hi wo manish se sat gayi-"a....aur achchhi tarah dhoondo manish use. a.....aur is saanp ko baahar chhod aao. Use uska saanp mil jaayega to wo wapas chale jaayenge"
Aur un dono ne lagbhag ek ghante me ghar aur laun ka ek ek kona chhan maara.
"Kamaal hai.....ye to mujhe bilkul hi bhool gayi. Ise to apni jaan bachaane ki padi hai" mujhe pehale jahaan maza aa raha tha, wahiin ab thoda gussa aa raha tha"
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"tum ye natak kyu kar rahe the?" mene bich me tokte huye puchha.
"mazaak karna chaahta tha thoda saa leela se...aur kuchh nahiin"
"thhik hai...continue karo" mene kaha.
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(Teen ghante baad. Waqt raat 10 baje)
"Sidddddddddd" leela buri tarah cheekhi. Uske hath se doodh ka gilaas gir kar bikhar chuka tha, jise wo mere liye laayi thi.
me palang pe shaant pada hua tha. mere muh se jhaag nikal rahe the.
Leela badhawaas si bhaagi meri taraf aur buri tarah jhankjhodte huye chillayi-"sid.........uthho sid. Kya hua tumhe? Uthhoooooooooo"
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"wo chhodo mr. siddharth. short me bataao age kya huaa tha" mene....yaani inspector prem sagar ne kaha-"jhoothhi story sunaane ki koshish bhi mat karna. tumhari jhhothhi kahani me pehale bhi sun chuka hu. me pakke taur pe keh raha hu ki ye ek haadsa nahiin.... balki khoon hai. me sirf tumhe ek mauka de raha hu sach bolne ka"
"ab me sach hi bol raha hu inspector sahab"
Darasal....subah 3 baje thaane me phone aaya tha. mene hi attend kiya tha. Phone sid ne hi kiya tha.
me pahucha to dekha ki manish mara pada hai aur uske muh se jhaag nikal rahe the. Sid ki bhi haalat jyada achchhi nahiin thi. Sid aur unki patni leela se Puchhtachh me pata laga ki din me inke ghar ek saanp (snake) aa gaya tha, jise sid ne polythene me qaid kar liya tha. raat 10 baje jab leela sid ke liye doodh lekar aayi to pata laga ki use saanp ne kat liya hai. wo chillayi to manish aaya. saanp abhi bhi polythene me pack to inhone andaza lagaya ki shayad nagin badla lene a gayi hai aur usne sid ko das liya hai. wo log dhhundne lage. manish bathroom me dhhundkar baahar aaya tabhi manish ko bhi nagin ne das liya. Sid choonki yoga teacher tha, nagin ke daste hi usne kuchh yoga voga kiya aur usne zehar pe kaaboo kar liya aur hosh me aa gaya. manish mar chuka tha. sid ne thane phone kar diya.
Mauka-e-baardaat dekhkar pata laga ki manish ko tathakathit nagin ne maathe par dasa hai. mujhe ajib laga. Kya uske pankh the jo hawa me udkar maathe pe das liya?
Dusra- nagin ko dhhundne me ek ghanta laga hoga, yaani mere mutabik had se had 11 baje tak manish ko nagin das chuki hogi, is bich leela ne naa hi to khud prayaas kiya in dono ko hospital le jaane ka aur naa hi ambulance ko phone kiya....kyu? Kya karti rahi leela 4 ghante tak?
iska leela ke paas koi santoshjanak jawab nahiin tha.
teesra...nagin ke dasne ke baad sid ka thhik ho jaana bhi mujhe nahiin jama.
Chautha- bathroom ke halaat bata rahe the ki koi abhi abhi usme nahaaya hai. aise halaat me koi kaise nahaa sakta hai?
in sab bato ko gaur karke mene alag alag dono se puchhtaachh ki.
Leela ne kuchh nahiin bataya, lekin sid se jab halaat bataate huye mene kaha ki tum to behosh the aur saare halaat leela ki taraf ishara kar rahe hain ki ho naa ho manish ko leela ne hi saanp se daswaaya hai. yaa ye bhi ho sakta hai ki tum dono ne manish ko maara ho. isliye sid aur leela ko giraftar karne ki baat kahi to wo toot gaya. bola...jo kiya hai mene kiya hai. use to pata bhi nahiin hai ki manish ko mene maara hai. aur ab wo asli kahani bata raha tha.
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Sid ne dowaara bataana shuru kiya-"Mujhe bada maza aa raha tha leela ki haalat dekhkar. Man me aa raha tha ki jor jor se hansu uski is haalat par. Lekin me abhi uthhna nahiin chaahta tha. Is romanch ka me aur mazaa lena chaahta tha.
Leela mere sharir ko buri tarah jhankjhod rahi thi aur mujhe uthhne ke liye bol rahi thi.
Itne me manish ki aawaz aayi-"kya hua leela?"
"Abe ghonchu.....kuchh nahiin hua. Tu bhaag yahaan se. Mujhe meri leela se aur maze lene de" mene man hi man jhidka manish ko.
"Dekho manish.......kya hua inhe? Ye uthh kyu nahiin rahe. Kuchh karo jaldi se"
Manish bhaagkar aaya aur mujhe dekhkar shocked hote huye bola-"i.......inhe to s.......saanp ne khaa liya hai" aur turant meri nabj dekhte huye bola-"nabj chal rahi hai, lekin bahut dheemi hai"
"Kya bak rahe ho tum? Saanp kaise khaa sakta hai? Wo to wo bandha pada hai plastic bag me"
"Mujhe nahiin pata" manish meri naak ke aage apni hatheli rakhta hua bola-"saans to lagbhag toot chuki hai. Kya pata is naag ki koi naagin ho aur usi ne inhe badla lene ke liye kaat liya ho?"
"Abe saale, me ekdum thhik hu. Bada philosopher aur doctor ka choda ban raha hai. Nabz dheemi ho gayi, saans toot gayi. Teri behan ki choot bhosdi ke" me man hi man jor se chilla kar bola-"naagin ne badla le liya........huh. teri gaand chutiye. basss......kuchh der aur.....fir me ye bata dunga ki me mara nahiin hu hahaha"
"n.........naagin" leela chaunkte huye boli-"m........matlab w........wo abhi bhi yahiin hogi??"
"hehehe.....ab aayega maza" muzhe sach me bada maza aa raha tha.
Manish ne chaaro taraf najar daudaayi aur bola-"Wo yahaan nahiin hai. Me dekh chuka hu. Shayad wo sirf inhe hi apna dushman samajhti hai. Warna kamsekam wo tumko kaatne ki koshish to karti hi, kyuki tum isi ka.re me thi"
"m.........mujhe kyu kaategi wo? Mene to uske saanp ko najar bhar ke dekha bhi nahiin tha" aur iske sath hi wo manish se sat gayi-"a....aur achchhi tarah dhoondo manish use. a.....aur is saanp ko baahar chhod aao. Use uska saanp mil jaayega to wo wapas chale jaayenge"
Aur un dono ne lagbhag ek ghante me ghar aur laun ka ek ek kona chhan maara.
"Kamaal hai.....ye to mujhe bilkul hi bhool gayi. Ise to apni jaan bachaane ki padi hai" mujhe pehale jahaan maza aa raha tha, wahiin ab thoda gussa aa raha tha"
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"tum ye natak kyu kar rahe the?" mene bich me tokte huye puchha.
"mazaak karna chaahta tha thoda saa leela se...aur kuchh nahiin"
"thhik hai...continue karo" mene kaha.
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