18-10-2022, 11:00 AM
royal star
§§§"HAPPY NIGHTS"§§§
. . ##§HAPPY NIGHTS§##
Shaam dhal chuki thi, ek haseen ladki dulhan ki tarah saj sawar kar road par latak matak kar auto rickshaw ka intezaar kar rahi thi, raste se sabhi aney jaane wale uss ladki ko upar se Neeche dekh rahe the, kuch log uss ladki ko dekhkar apas me phus phusa rahe the toh kuch manchale guzarte hue comments pass kar rahe the jaise "bolo toh pohcha doon" "wahhh jannaa" "chalti kya!" Wagairah wagairah. Aur Woh ladki kabhi apni gardan ko jhatka dekar aagey badh jaati toh kabhi gusse se kehti "kya rey shaney, sandal nikaloon kya" ya "zyada charbi chadh gayi kya re bhadwe". Uske liye yeh roz ka mamool tha aur woh abb inn sab baton ki usetoo ho chuki thi.
Kuch der baad ek rickshaw akar ruki, woh ladki rickshaw ki aor badhi,
Driver :-kahan jana hai.
Ladki :-"sangmer phata" chaloge.
Driver :-"sangmer phata"! Theek hai baitho, 80 rupay lunga.
Ladki :- 50 hota hai 80 kyu, pehli baar nahi jarahi hai mai.
Driver :-dekho wahan se wapas aaneke liye mujhe doosra bhada nahi milega, empty aana padega, 80 rupay chalenge toh baitho nahi toh dusri rickshaw dekh lo,
Ladki :-chal theek hai, le le 80 rupay, itna kya bhao khata hai.
Woh ladki rickshaw me baith gayi aur driver ne kick markar rickshaw aage badha di. Rickshaw me baithte hi uss ladki ne apni purse se compact make up kit nikala aur khud ko sawarne lagi, rickshaw driver usko rear view mirror se baar baar dekh raha tha, uss ladki ne bhi yeh notice kiya aur ignore karke lipstick lagane lagi, driver ka dhyan pura uss ladki par hi tha, abb ladki ne bade teekhe lehje me kaha.
Kya re shaney, Kabhi ladki dekhi nahi kya,
Driver :-kya kuch bhi bol rahi ho, mai iss liye dekh raha tha ki tumhara makeup pura ho jaye toh puchhu "sangmer phata ke paas, kahan jana hai", aur tum toh alag hi raag alaap rahi ho, bhagwan ne itna gora chitta rang diya hai aur itni bann sanwar ke taiyyar hone ke bawajood jab se baithi ho makeup thop rahi ho.
Ladki :-mai apne thobde ke saath kuch bhi karun tereko kya,
Driver :-acha baba maaf kardo, galti ho gai mujhse, abb batao kaha jaana hai, chaar raste hain sangmer phata jane ke liye, batao kis raste se le chaloon .
Ladki :-maafi kaiku mangta hai, wohh "HAPPY NIGHTS HOTEL" jana hai.
Driver :-theek hai, Shukriya aapka yahi maloom karna tha mujhe.
Ladki :-abb baatein kam kar aur jaldi chala waiseich late ho gai hai mai, saala aaj time ich kharab hai, salaa seth bhi chillayega.
Driver :-10 minute me pohcha dunga tumko, tension mat lo paseena agaya toh phir makeup thopna padega.
Ladki :-he..he...he...he, Tu meri maskari kar raha hai kya.
Driver :-meri kahan itni majaal, waise uss hotel me kaam karti ho kya,
Ladki :-haan mai wahan jhadoo marti hai,
Driver :-mujhe nahi lagta tum itna saj sanwar kar, 80 rupay bhada dekar waha jhadoo marne jaati ho, koi bhi yakeen nahi karega.
Ladki :-toh tu hi bata, tujhe kya lagta hai, mai wahan kya karne jaati hai.
Driver :-mujhe jo lag raha hai, mai uss baat par yakeen nahi karna chahta iss liye tumse pooch liya,
Ladki :-tereko kya lag raha hai mai randi hai, wahan apna jism bechne jaati hai, bol na tere ko yeich lagta hoinga.
Driver :-hmmm......chhodo khud ke liye aisi zabaan mat wapro, tumhari bhi kuch majboori hogi, nahi toh itni khoobsoorat shakl hone ke bawajood tum yeh kaam kyun karti.
yeh baat sunkar ladki khamosh ho gai aur uski aankhein bhar ayi, driver bhi khamosh ho gaya, aur woh baar baar uss ladki ko mirror se dekh raha tha, wohh samajh gaya tha ki abb usney kuch aur kaha toh woh ladki phoot phoot kar ro padegi, uske mann me yahi chal raha tha ki woh ladki kaise iss daldal me phas gayi, itni khoobsoorat ladki ko koi bhi apne ghar ki rani banakar rakhna chahega, pata nahi usko kya takleef hai, lekin iss waqt kuch aur poochna theek nahi hoga. Kuch hi der me usne happy nights hotel ke samne rickshaw roki.
Driver :-aagaya aapka happy nights hotel,
Ladki :- ohh, haan........Yeh lo paise,
Driver :-wapas kaise jaogi.
Ladki :-koi rickshaw dhoondh loongi,
Driver :-lekin raat me itne sunsaan ilaake me rickshaw milni mushkil hai. Yeh lo mera number rakh lo niklogi toh call kar lena, mai 5 se 10 minute me pohoch jaunga.
Ladki :-yedi samjha hai kya mujhko, Tu kaiku itna meherbaan ho raela hai.
Driver :-dekho mai koi meherbani ke liye number nahi de raha, mai full night rickshaw chalata hoon, tum bulaogi toh mai tumse 30 rupay bhada extra loonga, tumhara bhi kaam asaan ho jayega aur mujhe bhi bhada milega.
Ladki :-chal theek hai, tu admi bhala dikhta hai, de degi tereko 30 rupay extra. Lekin phone karne ke 10 minute ke andar tu idhar pohchneka, abb jaa mera kaam ho jayega to mai tereko phone karegi.
Woh ladki hotel ke andar chali gayi, andar jaate hi lounge me ek aadmi uske kareeb aakar jhallate hue bola.
§§§"HAPPY NIGHTS"§§§
. . ##§HAPPY NIGHTS§##
Shaam dhal chuki thi, ek haseen ladki dulhan ki tarah saj sawar kar road par latak matak kar auto rickshaw ka intezaar kar rahi thi, raste se sabhi aney jaane wale uss ladki ko upar se Neeche dekh rahe the, kuch log uss ladki ko dekhkar apas me phus phusa rahe the toh kuch manchale guzarte hue comments pass kar rahe the jaise "bolo toh pohcha doon" "wahhh jannaa" "chalti kya!" Wagairah wagairah. Aur Woh ladki kabhi apni gardan ko jhatka dekar aagey badh jaati toh kabhi gusse se kehti "kya rey shaney, sandal nikaloon kya" ya "zyada charbi chadh gayi kya re bhadwe". Uske liye yeh roz ka mamool tha aur woh abb inn sab baton ki usetoo ho chuki thi.
Kuch der baad ek rickshaw akar ruki, woh ladki rickshaw ki aor badhi,
Driver :-kahan jana hai.
Ladki :-"sangmer phata" chaloge.
Driver :-"sangmer phata"! Theek hai baitho, 80 rupay lunga.
Ladki :- 50 hota hai 80 kyu, pehli baar nahi jarahi hai mai.
Driver :-dekho wahan se wapas aaneke liye mujhe doosra bhada nahi milega, empty aana padega, 80 rupay chalenge toh baitho nahi toh dusri rickshaw dekh lo,
Ladki :-chal theek hai, le le 80 rupay, itna kya bhao khata hai.
Woh ladki rickshaw me baith gayi aur driver ne kick markar rickshaw aage badha di. Rickshaw me baithte hi uss ladki ne apni purse se compact make up kit nikala aur khud ko sawarne lagi, rickshaw driver usko rear view mirror se baar baar dekh raha tha, uss ladki ne bhi yeh notice kiya aur ignore karke lipstick lagane lagi, driver ka dhyan pura uss ladki par hi tha, abb ladki ne bade teekhe lehje me kaha.
Kya re shaney, Kabhi ladki dekhi nahi kya,
Driver :-kya kuch bhi bol rahi ho, mai iss liye dekh raha tha ki tumhara makeup pura ho jaye toh puchhu "sangmer phata ke paas, kahan jana hai", aur tum toh alag hi raag alaap rahi ho, bhagwan ne itna gora chitta rang diya hai aur itni bann sanwar ke taiyyar hone ke bawajood jab se baithi ho makeup thop rahi ho.
Ladki :-mai apne thobde ke saath kuch bhi karun tereko kya,
Driver :-acha baba maaf kardo, galti ho gai mujhse, abb batao kaha jaana hai, chaar raste hain sangmer phata jane ke liye, batao kis raste se le chaloon .
Ladki :-maafi kaiku mangta hai, wohh "HAPPY NIGHTS HOTEL" jana hai.
Driver :-theek hai, Shukriya aapka yahi maloom karna tha mujhe.
Ladki :-abb baatein kam kar aur jaldi chala waiseich late ho gai hai mai, saala aaj time ich kharab hai, salaa seth bhi chillayega.
Driver :-10 minute me pohcha dunga tumko, tension mat lo paseena agaya toh phir makeup thopna padega.
Ladki :-he..he...he...he, Tu meri maskari kar raha hai kya.
Driver :-meri kahan itni majaal, waise uss hotel me kaam karti ho kya,
Ladki :-haan mai wahan jhadoo marti hai,
Driver :-mujhe nahi lagta tum itna saj sanwar kar, 80 rupay bhada dekar waha jhadoo marne jaati ho, koi bhi yakeen nahi karega.
Ladki :-toh tu hi bata, tujhe kya lagta hai, mai wahan kya karne jaati hai.
Driver :-mujhe jo lag raha hai, mai uss baat par yakeen nahi karna chahta iss liye tumse pooch liya,
Ladki :-tereko kya lag raha hai mai randi hai, wahan apna jism bechne jaati hai, bol na tere ko yeich lagta hoinga.
Driver :-hmmm......chhodo khud ke liye aisi zabaan mat wapro, tumhari bhi kuch majboori hogi, nahi toh itni khoobsoorat shakl hone ke bawajood tum yeh kaam kyun karti.
yeh baat sunkar ladki khamosh ho gai aur uski aankhein bhar ayi, driver bhi khamosh ho gaya, aur woh baar baar uss ladki ko mirror se dekh raha tha, wohh samajh gaya tha ki abb usney kuch aur kaha toh woh ladki phoot phoot kar ro padegi, uske mann me yahi chal raha tha ki woh ladki kaise iss daldal me phas gayi, itni khoobsoorat ladki ko koi bhi apne ghar ki rani banakar rakhna chahega, pata nahi usko kya takleef hai, lekin iss waqt kuch aur poochna theek nahi hoga. Kuch hi der me usne happy nights hotel ke samne rickshaw roki.
Driver :-aagaya aapka happy nights hotel,
Ladki :- ohh, haan........Yeh lo paise,
Driver :-wapas kaise jaogi.
Ladki :-koi rickshaw dhoondh loongi,
Driver :-lekin raat me itne sunsaan ilaake me rickshaw milni mushkil hai. Yeh lo mera number rakh lo niklogi toh call kar lena, mai 5 se 10 minute me pohoch jaunga.
Ladki :-yedi samjha hai kya mujhko, Tu kaiku itna meherbaan ho raela hai.
Driver :-dekho mai koi meherbani ke liye number nahi de raha, mai full night rickshaw chalata hoon, tum bulaogi toh mai tumse 30 rupay bhada extra loonga, tumhara bhi kaam asaan ho jayega aur mujhe bhi bhada milega.
Ladki :-chal theek hai, tu admi bhala dikhta hai, de degi tereko 30 rupay extra. Lekin phone karne ke 10 minute ke andar tu idhar pohchneka, abb jaa mera kaam ho jayega to mai tereko phone karegi.
Woh ladki hotel ke andar chali gayi, andar jaate hi lounge me ek aadmi uske kareeb aakar jhallate hue bola.
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