11-10-2022, 04:46 PM
Chodu Chatur Sarjoo
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Ap sab sarjoo ko to jaante hi hain jo bohot hi Chatur hai . Bas uski chaturai aam logon ko samajh nahin ati thi aur uske Bapu, Makhan Laal ko to bilkul hi nahin . Jab bhi sarjoo koi chaturai bhara kadam uthata to Makhan uski sutai se leke na jane kya kya kar dalte the. Bhalu se sutai hone ke baad aur sarjoo ke chaturai ko dekhte hue sonika ( Sarjoo ki behan) ne pehle hi sarjoo se kinara kar liya tha aur 18 saal main hi uske bapu ne sonika ki shadi kar di aur vidai ke baad sonika ne sarjoo ki to choro apne gharwalon ko palat ke nahin dekha. Par chatur Sarjoo ko in sabka koi farq nahin padta tha . Usne soch liya ki ab sonika uske liye mar gayi hai . Sonika ke shadi ke baad Maya Prasad ( Sarjoo ka dost, Photu dukan ka malik.) bhi keval Sarjoo se hi , hello hi rakhta tha , akhir sonika ke chakkar main hi usne sarjoo se dosti banayi thi , haan ye alag baat hai ki sarjoo ki wajah se use sonika ke chutoron ke darshan ho chuke the , Par jab sonika hi nahin to Mavali bhi kab tak Jhooti dosti nibhata . Waise bhi Mavali apne gharwalon ka saga na tha to Sarjoo ka kya khak hota . To Chalo doston apko chatur sarjoo k eek aur chaturai se apko rubaru karwata hun :-
“ Le lo , le Lo , Raste ka maal saste main bhaiya . Le Lo Lelo “ Ganv main apne thele pe kapdon ki dukan ko leke ghoomta Amit jor jor se awazen laga raha tha . Amit ek suljha hua ladka tha . Kafi kam umra se hi usne apne pairon pe khada hone ki kawayad shuru kar di thi. Wo kahan se aya tha is gaun main kisi ko nahin pata tha . Gaun wale ne apne samne Amit ko mehnat karte dekha tha . Ek sabji ke thele se Amit ne apna kaam shuru kiya tha aur aj apni mehnat ke Dam pe uske paas gaun main sabse bada ghar tha , kaafi jameen leli thi usne is gaun main aur abhi abhi sarpanch ka chunav jeet ke Sarpanch bana tha. Par Amit ki ajeeb si adat thi ki har ravivaar wo apne us purane thele jisse usne apne kaam ki shuruwaat kit hi uspe kuch na kuch rakh ke gaun main bechne nikal jaata tha . Sabko ye ajeeb lagta tha ki itna bada admi , upar se sarpanch gaun main thele leke ghoomta hai . Par Amit ko ye kaam dili sukoon deta tha .Par Amit ki ek aur adat thi , wo sochta kuch tha , aur kehta kuch tha . Ye apko kahani main ageee pata chal jayegi.
Sarjoo ke kaanon main amit ki awaz padti hai , aur ravivaar tha to chatur turant samajh jata hai ki amit fir kuch bechne nikla hai . Sarjoo jeb main haath dalta hai to kuch nahin milta , fir use apne bapu ki dhoti pe nazar padti hai jo khoonte se tangi thi. Sarjoo jaanta tha ki dhoti main uske bapu ne ek chupa hua pocket bana rakha hai jahan wo paise rakhte hain . Jaise hi us pocket main sarjoo haath dalta hai use 500 ki ek bundle mil jaati hai . Pehle to Sarjoo poora hi rakh lena chahta hai fir apne bapu ke last time ki saza ki yaad ate hi 1 note chorr deta hai pocket main taki Bapu ko pata na chale, aur nikal jata hai Amit se khareedari karne .
“ Kya bechat ho seth aj “ Sarjoo ne kapdon ke dher ko dekhte hue poocha .
“ Abe anphad Ganwar sarjoo, dikhta nahin ki Sabjee bech raha hun “ Amit ne muskura ke jawab diya .
“ Sharam nahin ati jhooth bolte wo bhi humse “ Sarjoo tamtama gaya “ Ihan thele pe to kadpe hain aur kahat ho ki sabji bech rahe ho “
“ Maaf kardo sarjoo humko. Mazak main bol gaye . Waise humko pata hai tum kitne chatur ho . Batao kya loge , udhari nahin de paunga sarjoo bhai . Jo bhi loge Nagad main bhugtaan karna hoga , aur last time ki tereh paise ke badle gand bhi nahin marunga .” Amit ne saaf saaf bol diya .
“ Kahe nahin maroge “ Sarjoo bifar pada “ Nahin marni to na sahi , mere paas aj paise hain (Noto ka bundle amit ne samne lehrate hue ).Ye do bra , 4 panty flower design wali , aur ek chaddhi de do”
“Par ek baat batao, itne paise aye kahan se hain tumhare paas “
“ jahan se bhi aye hon tere ko kya “ Sarjoo chidh chukka tha ab tak .
Amit se bhi dimag lagaya “ dekh sarjoo , agar itna sab kharchne ko hi hai to main tujhe jannat ki sair karwa sakta hun “
“ Sachi bol , last time bhi aisa bol ke tune meri gand marwa di thi us habsi Phycho se aur to aur Jungle main chorr aya tha jahan bhalu ne fir se meri gand maar lit hi” Sarjoo Soch ke bola , Akhir chatur jo tha .
“Abe nahin yaar. Tu to mera sacha dost hai ,purani baton pe mitti daal aur chal mere saath , tujhe jannat ka sair karwata hun “ “ ek se ek chamiya hai ajkal udhar, kuch to videsh se ayi hain “ Amit ne pasha phenka.
“Aisa kya “ Chal par ,mere paas paise nahin hain “ Chatur ne bola.
“Koi nahin , jitna hai wo mujhe dede, baki main mila ke de dunga “ Amit hanste hue bola” akhir tu mera dost hai”
“ ghanta dost hun tera , tu to ajkal meri gand bhi nahin marta “ Sarjoo bhi bhadak gaya .
“ Abe aisa nahin hai yaar, wo ajkal busy rehta hun so nahin maar paya par jab is chamiye nke paas challenge to pakka piramise hai ki tujhe khush kar dunga “ Amit ne chaturai se bola “ aur tujhe jo Kakdi dalne ka idea diya tha uske kya kiya tune”
“Kakdi daal ke rakhta hun mere bhai , abhi bhi daala hua hai, khayega kya , “ Sarjoo ne masoomiyat se bola.
“Nahin bhai, tu hi kha , chala apan chalte hain kothe pe”
“ Mere se bhi acha mujra karti hai kya bhai” ,Sarjoo ne poocha.
“ Abe chup be , tu kyon muzre ke chakkar main rehta hai “ Amit ne khisiya ke bol diya
“ matlab mera muzra kuch nahin tere liye” nahin jana faale tere muzre ko dekhne ko “ Itna kehke Sarjoo bhag gaya .
Asli kahani baad main ………………………
friend_in_chaddi
Ap sab sarjoo ko to jaante hi hain jo bohot hi Chatur hai . Bas uski chaturai aam logon ko samajh nahin ati thi aur uske Bapu, Makhan Laal ko to bilkul hi nahin . Jab bhi sarjoo koi chaturai bhara kadam uthata to Makhan uski sutai se leke na jane kya kya kar dalte the. Bhalu se sutai hone ke baad aur sarjoo ke chaturai ko dekhte hue sonika ( Sarjoo ki behan) ne pehle hi sarjoo se kinara kar liya tha aur 18 saal main hi uske bapu ne sonika ki shadi kar di aur vidai ke baad sonika ne sarjoo ki to choro apne gharwalon ko palat ke nahin dekha. Par chatur Sarjoo ko in sabka koi farq nahin padta tha . Usne soch liya ki ab sonika uske liye mar gayi hai . Sonika ke shadi ke baad Maya Prasad ( Sarjoo ka dost, Photu dukan ka malik.) bhi keval Sarjoo se hi , hello hi rakhta tha , akhir sonika ke chakkar main hi usne sarjoo se dosti banayi thi , haan ye alag baat hai ki sarjoo ki wajah se use sonika ke chutoron ke darshan ho chuke the , Par jab sonika hi nahin to Mavali bhi kab tak Jhooti dosti nibhata . Waise bhi Mavali apne gharwalon ka saga na tha to Sarjoo ka kya khak hota . To Chalo doston apko chatur sarjoo k eek aur chaturai se apko rubaru karwata hun :-
“ Le lo , le Lo , Raste ka maal saste main bhaiya . Le Lo Lelo “ Ganv main apne thele pe kapdon ki dukan ko leke ghoomta Amit jor jor se awazen laga raha tha . Amit ek suljha hua ladka tha . Kafi kam umra se hi usne apne pairon pe khada hone ki kawayad shuru kar di thi. Wo kahan se aya tha is gaun main kisi ko nahin pata tha . Gaun wale ne apne samne Amit ko mehnat karte dekha tha . Ek sabji ke thele se Amit ne apna kaam shuru kiya tha aur aj apni mehnat ke Dam pe uske paas gaun main sabse bada ghar tha , kaafi jameen leli thi usne is gaun main aur abhi abhi sarpanch ka chunav jeet ke Sarpanch bana tha. Par Amit ki ajeeb si adat thi ki har ravivaar wo apne us purane thele jisse usne apne kaam ki shuruwaat kit hi uspe kuch na kuch rakh ke gaun main bechne nikal jaata tha . Sabko ye ajeeb lagta tha ki itna bada admi , upar se sarpanch gaun main thele leke ghoomta hai . Par Amit ko ye kaam dili sukoon deta tha .Par Amit ki ek aur adat thi , wo sochta kuch tha , aur kehta kuch tha . Ye apko kahani main ageee pata chal jayegi.
Sarjoo ke kaanon main amit ki awaz padti hai , aur ravivaar tha to chatur turant samajh jata hai ki amit fir kuch bechne nikla hai . Sarjoo jeb main haath dalta hai to kuch nahin milta , fir use apne bapu ki dhoti pe nazar padti hai jo khoonte se tangi thi. Sarjoo jaanta tha ki dhoti main uske bapu ne ek chupa hua pocket bana rakha hai jahan wo paise rakhte hain . Jaise hi us pocket main sarjoo haath dalta hai use 500 ki ek bundle mil jaati hai . Pehle to Sarjoo poora hi rakh lena chahta hai fir apne bapu ke last time ki saza ki yaad ate hi 1 note chorr deta hai pocket main taki Bapu ko pata na chale, aur nikal jata hai Amit se khareedari karne .
“ Kya bechat ho seth aj “ Sarjoo ne kapdon ke dher ko dekhte hue poocha .
“ Abe anphad Ganwar sarjoo, dikhta nahin ki Sabjee bech raha hun “ Amit ne muskura ke jawab diya .
“ Sharam nahin ati jhooth bolte wo bhi humse “ Sarjoo tamtama gaya “ Ihan thele pe to kadpe hain aur kahat ho ki sabji bech rahe ho “
“ Maaf kardo sarjoo humko. Mazak main bol gaye . Waise humko pata hai tum kitne chatur ho . Batao kya loge , udhari nahin de paunga sarjoo bhai . Jo bhi loge Nagad main bhugtaan karna hoga , aur last time ki tereh paise ke badle gand bhi nahin marunga .” Amit ne saaf saaf bol diya .
“ Kahe nahin maroge “ Sarjoo bifar pada “ Nahin marni to na sahi , mere paas aj paise hain (Noto ka bundle amit ne samne lehrate hue ).Ye do bra , 4 panty flower design wali , aur ek chaddhi de do”
“Par ek baat batao, itne paise aye kahan se hain tumhare paas “
“ jahan se bhi aye hon tere ko kya “ Sarjoo chidh chukka tha ab tak .
Amit se bhi dimag lagaya “ dekh sarjoo , agar itna sab kharchne ko hi hai to main tujhe jannat ki sair karwa sakta hun “
“ Sachi bol , last time bhi aisa bol ke tune meri gand marwa di thi us habsi Phycho se aur to aur Jungle main chorr aya tha jahan bhalu ne fir se meri gand maar lit hi” Sarjoo Soch ke bola , Akhir chatur jo tha .
“Abe nahin yaar. Tu to mera sacha dost hai ,purani baton pe mitti daal aur chal mere saath , tujhe jannat ka sair karwata hun “ “ ek se ek chamiya hai ajkal udhar, kuch to videsh se ayi hain “ Amit ne pasha phenka.
“Aisa kya “ Chal par ,mere paas paise nahin hain “ Chatur ne bola.
“Koi nahin , jitna hai wo mujhe dede, baki main mila ke de dunga “ Amit hanste hue bola” akhir tu mera dost hai”
“ ghanta dost hun tera , tu to ajkal meri gand bhi nahin marta “ Sarjoo bhi bhadak gaya .
“ Abe aisa nahin hai yaar, wo ajkal busy rehta hun so nahin maar paya par jab is chamiye nke paas challenge to pakka piramise hai ki tujhe khush kar dunga “ Amit ne chaturai se bola “ aur tujhe jo Kakdi dalne ka idea diya tha uske kya kiya tune”
“Kakdi daal ke rakhta hun mere bhai , abhi bhi daala hua hai, khayega kya , “ Sarjoo ne masoomiyat se bola.
“Nahin bhai, tu hi kha , chala apan chalte hain kothe pe”
“ Mere se bhi acha mujra karti hai kya bhai” ,Sarjoo ne poocha.
“ Abe chup be , tu kyon muzre ke chakkar main rehta hai “ Amit ne khisiya ke bol diya
“ matlab mera muzra kuch nahin tere liye” nahin jana faale tere muzre ko dekhne ko “ Itna kehke Sarjoo bhag gaya .
Asli kahani baad main ………………………
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