27-05-2019, 10:48 PM
"Satisfy his sexual needs." Subbu said it with such a serious face that the lady laughed.
"You have to explain."
"We can allow cooks to prepare food for husbands, and friends to provide companionship, but sex is our monopoly. It is similar to the mother's duty of feeding her baby. It is her exclusive duty. And attending to the sexual needs of the husband has to be done with the same devotion and love that mothers show to their babies."
"Mothering a baby and cuddling a husband, are they the same?"
"Cuddling the husband is more onerous madam. Babies can have milk from the bottle, but husbands who want to be respectable citizens can have sex only from their wives. That puts a great responsibility on the wife.
"You mean putting him off by pretending headaches is no good."
"No Kiran madam. Would a mother say she has backache and allow her hungry baby to cry? We are in it for joy as much as he. We have to get into it in that spirit. You have to be at it at all times he is at home.
"Having sex at all times of the day could be difficult Subbu."
"Not having sex all the time," said Subbu and laughed. "Getting him and yourself into a mood for eventual sex is a full time job. Anything that spoils the mood one should avoid. The job has to start in the morning. When I bring him bed coffee I kiss him."
"No problem that, I have done that at one time. I can restart, though that would puzzle him. What next?"
"Not just a kiss madam. You have to say tender things, and he will do things to you, and you have to do things to him."
"What is this doing things?"
"Feeling the body madam."
"Oh! You allow him?"
"No madam, I invite him. I offer him."
"Hmmm, and he offers you."
"If not I take it. It is mine by right."
"One thing may lead to another, won't it."
"It can, and is there a more wonderful way of starting the day madam?"
"Indeed. Subbu, you are taking me to places where the air is very rarified. Next."
"Before he goes to office he must see me without clothes on at least once." The lady collapsed laughing, but Subbu was serious. She appeared to disapprove of the other's levity on a topic that demanded reverence, and that made it even funnier; Kiran continued to laugh.
"You have to explain."
"We can allow cooks to prepare food for husbands, and friends to provide companionship, but sex is our monopoly. It is similar to the mother's duty of feeding her baby. It is her exclusive duty. And attending to the sexual needs of the husband has to be done with the same devotion and love that mothers show to their babies."
"Mothering a baby and cuddling a husband, are they the same?"
"Cuddling the husband is more onerous madam. Babies can have milk from the bottle, but husbands who want to be respectable citizens can have sex only from their wives. That puts a great responsibility on the wife.
"You mean putting him off by pretending headaches is no good."
"No Kiran madam. Would a mother say she has backache and allow her hungry baby to cry? We are in it for joy as much as he. We have to get into it in that spirit. You have to be at it at all times he is at home.
"Having sex at all times of the day could be difficult Subbu."
"Not having sex all the time," said Subbu and laughed. "Getting him and yourself into a mood for eventual sex is a full time job. Anything that spoils the mood one should avoid. The job has to start in the morning. When I bring him bed coffee I kiss him."
"No problem that, I have done that at one time. I can restart, though that would puzzle him. What next?"
"Not just a kiss madam. You have to say tender things, and he will do things to you, and you have to do things to him."
"What is this doing things?"
"Feeling the body madam."
"Oh! You allow him?"
"No madam, I invite him. I offer him."
"Hmmm, and he offers you."
"If not I take it. It is mine by right."
"One thing may lead to another, won't it."
"It can, and is there a more wonderful way of starting the day madam?"
"Indeed. Subbu, you are taking me to places where the air is very rarified. Next."
"Before he goes to office he must see me without clothes on at least once." The lady collapsed laughing, but Subbu was serious. She appeared to disapprove of the other's levity on a topic that demanded reverence, and that made it even funnier; Kiran continued to laugh.