KAISE MAI BANA KARAN SE ..KRITI..!!!

[BETA_BOI]

itna lecture sunai tu 

itne time me to lund bahar nikalke tatte khali bhi krwa di hoti

tu itne lambe silky baal rakhti hai itni gori milky hai aakho me kajal kyu lagati hai tu ? 

tujhe to ladkiyo wala ladies finger bhi hai 

dont u think ki u are so mean as a person mai jo apne se kr sakta hu etre liye kr rha hu aur tu hai ki bhagwaan ne tujhe dusre mard ko help krne ke liye banaya hai aur tu ek morning wood shant krane ke liye itna bhaav kha rhi hai

paise waise du kya ? ( making u feel bad about urself by doing a bit of emotional blackmail as i stated facts)

( u had a 1/2 incher nunnu whereas i had a 11 incher warm hard monster inside)

Fine... Fine... You don't have to tell me all this stuff.. okay... meri maa mujhe bachpan se kajal lgati thi or kehti thi me acha dikhta hu islie lgata hua okay.. or lockdown k wajah se bal nahi katwa paa raha hu... 

but just to be clear... is it just one time thing or do I have to do this everyday?? Look you can't just add terms again and again... this was not in the original terms.. 


I'm doing it just this once okay and you have to close your eyes... I don't you to look at me while I'm j.. I mean I tou.. y.. you know what  I mean...