Adultery SHIMLA KI YAADEIN

[Sahil Spider]

                                           SHIMLA KI YAADEIN

EPISODE -3

Mene apne room se bahar nikal kar dekha to sabhi aadmi aurat apne apne room se nikal kar idhar udhar bhaag rahe the aur unme se kuch to nange ya fir towel mein the. Tabhi mene uss bheed mein bhaag rah eek aadmi ko pakad liya aur puchha

 

Main :- bhai yeh sab kya ho raha hai??? aur aap sab aise kyo bhaag rahe ho???

Aadmi :- are bhai jaldi jaldi bhaag niklo….yahan par security officer ka chhapa pada hai

Main :- security officer ka chhapa kis baat ka yarr???

Aadmi :- ab aisi jagah to kabhi bhi chhapa pad sakta hai…zyada baat mat kar ke samay barbad mat kro….bhaago varna lene ke dene pad jayenge

 

Ab to main bhi dar gaya aur turant room mein aaya aur Khushi se kaha

 

Main :- lagta hai iss hotel mein kuch gadbad hai aur security officer ka chhapa pada hai aur sabhi log bhaag rahe hai….humein bhi nikal jana chahiye upar se unknown city hai….kahi kuch gadbad na ho jaye aur yahan par fass gaye to hum kisi ko jaante bhi nahi aur na humein koi jaanta hai.

Khushi :- nahi nahi…humein koi gadbad mein nahi fasna hai…jaldi se chalo nikalte hai yahan se.

 

Fir hum log samaan pack kar hi rahe the ki achanak darwaze ko dhakka maar kar security officer ander aa gayi aur humein pakad kar le jaane lagi to mein security officer walo se bolta raha ki

 

Main :- sir aapne humein kyo pakda hai???? kya kiya hai humne??? Sir humein chhod dijiye hum to Shimla ghumne aaye the

security officerman :- chal chal aage chal…tere jaise bahut dekhe hai

Main :- sir humari ek baar baat to suniye

security officerman :- tujhe ek baar mein bola samajh nahi aata kya???

 

security officer wale humari ek bhi baat sunne ko taiyar hi nahi the aur humein zabardasti pakad ke jeep mein baaki logo ke sath bethakar security officer station le gaye. Hum sab bahut dare hue the aur security officer station pahuchne ke baad  mujhe aur Khushi ko maalum hua ki uss hotel mein “randibaazi” hoti hai aur vo hotel isliye badnam tha kyoki vahan par sab log randiyo ko le kar jaate the aur security officer wale yah samajh rahe the ki main bhi vahan par randi ko le kar gaya tha aur Khushi koi randi nahi thi lekin Khushi ko baaki ramdiyo ke sath khada kar diya tha mujhe baaki customers aur dalalo ke sath.

 

Main chilla chilla kar bol raha tha ki hum log sharif log hai aur hume maalum nahi tha ki yah hotel kaisa hai….lekin koi sunne ko taiyar nahi tha aur jitene security officer wale the vo sabhi yahi bol rahe the ki

 

security officerman :- pakde jaane ke baad sabhi yahi bolte hai. ab chup chaap muh band kar ke khadar eh varna tujhe aur teri uss raand ko jail mein band kar dunga

Main :- sir vo meri biwi hai, aap thoda tamiz se baat kijiye

security officerman :- saale madarchod mujhe tamiz sikhayega…ab zyada chu chapad ki na to teri uss raand ke kapde faad ke nanga nachwaunga aur sabhi security officer walo se chudwaunga vo alag samjha….chal beth chup chap

 

Ab main kya hi kar sakta tha isliye thak haar kar main chup chap vahi khada raha aur mene socha ki samajhdari issi mein hai ki main ab direct incharge officer se baat karu ab vahi kuch kar sakta hai.

 

Fir mere pass khade ek aadmi ne kaha ki

 

Aadmi :- daro mat bhai…kuchh nahi hoga

Main :- aisi paristhiti mein fasne ke baad dar kaise nahi lagega

Aadmi :- yahan ka officer sala bahut kutte kism ka aadmi hai…ghooskhor hai kamina. Kuch paise vaise de dena to chupchap chhod dega

Main :- acha…kitne paise lega???

Aadmi :- vo to pata nahi lekin jitne bhi maange de dena tum to aur agar paise de kar bhi nahi maane to tum ek kaam karna

Main :- kya???

Aadmi :- tum jiss raand ko apne sath hotel mein laye ho na to usko tum uss officer ke pass bhej dena chudwane ke liye to vo tumhein bina pareshan kiye chhod dega

 

Mujhe uss aadmi ki baat sunte hi itna gussa aa gaya ki maine uski garden pakad li aur gusse mein zor se kaha

 

Main :- haramzade apni zabaan sambhal ke bol varna yahi gaad dunga tujhe….vo koi raand nahi hai meri biwi hai samjha

Aadmi :- (hath jodte hue)bhai bhai….mujhe maaf kar do

 

Mujhe chillate hue aur uss aadmi ki garden ko mere hatho mein dekh sabka dhyan humari taraf ho gaya aur 2-3 hawaldar humare pass aa gaye aur hum dono ko alag kiya.

 

Hawaldar :- yeh kya ho raha hai chhod usko

Aadmi :- (haafte aur khaaste hue)maar…. Dalega…… kya!!!

Hawaldar :- tujhe ek baar mein samajh nahi aata kya chup chap khada reh

Main :- (gusse mein)isne meri biwi ko raand kaise bola

Hawaldar :- tujhe bola tha na chup chap reh varna teri biwi ko saare security officerwale nanga kar ke sabke saamne chodenge…..ruk tu aise nahi maanega abhi teri biwi ke kapde faadta hu tab samajh aayega tujhe.

 

Itna bol kar vo security officerwala mujhe chhod ke Khushi ki taraf jaane laga ki tabhi…….

 

 

 

To be continue……