25-09-2022, 04:25 PM
Chapter Thirteen: Raha nahi jata
Kammo dekh rahi thi k Kallu aur Madhu mein nazdikiya kafi bhad gyi hai. Abh mauka aa gya hai Madhu se bhi kuchh paise ethne aa. Yeho soch who Kallu ke paas jati hai.
Kallu apne kamre mein betha khet mein jaine k liye dhoti baandh raha tha. Kammo ko dekh kalllu uth khada hota hai.
Kalllu: kya hua subeh subeh aagyi ho ?
Kammo: baat karni thi tumse.
Kallu: bolo ?
Kammo: kaha takk pahuchi baat tum dono ki.
Kallu: bus chal hi rahi hia.
Kammo: kya kar rahe ho Kallu. Mujhe paiso ki jaroorat hai. Ramu bhi nahi hai nahi to Rani bahu se niklva leti paise.
Kallu: are tum kitni lalchi aurat ho hamesha paiso ke peeche rhti ho.
Kammo: abh main aisi hi hun to kya karu.
Kallu: Ramu ne shayad tumhe jate time pasie diye the.
Kammo: are kharcha ho gye who to. Mahine ka bol k gya tha Ramu mahine se upper ho chukka hai abh use gye. Who to kabh ke khatam ho gye paise.
Kallu: to batao mai karu abh isme. Badi bahu se khud maang le.
Kammo: pagal ho kya ?
Kallu: kyon kya hua bol dena baad mein de dungi.
Kammo: nahi Ramu se jo milte hai who vapis nahi karne hote na. aise khud mangugi to vapis bhi karne padege ja pagar se katvane padege.
Kallu: han who to hai.
Kammo: sun tu kuchh kar na.
Kallu: main kya karu ?
Kammo: chhoti vali se mang le.
Kallu: le…kya bolu use.
Kammo: tujhe mana nahi karegi.
Kallu: nahi tum mang lo na. vaise bhi tumahrti saheli jo bani hai ajkal. Tumne mana to nahi karna chahiye use.
Kammo: tum samajan nahi rahe agar maine mange to vapis karne padege. Aagr tum mang lo bina vapis kiye bhi sar jayega.
Kallu: kyon aisa kyon ?
Kammo: abh tumahre sath itni aage bhad gi hai chhoti vali to kaise vapis mangegi. Agar tumne karne bhi chahe to dekhna legi nahi vapis.
Kallu: achha…
Kammo: aur nahi to kya ?
Kallu: per mujhe achha nahi lag raha mangte hue. Ja to hamare samndho ko samaye ho gya to baat kuchh aur thi.
Kammo: rae who bholi panchhi tumahre pyar mein fas chuki hai use kuchh bhi bura nahi lagega.
Kammo k kehne pe Kallu Madhu ko msg karta hai.
Madhu bathroom mein aur jab bahar aaker Madhu phone dekhti hai aur Kallu ka msg check karti hai.
Kallu aur Kammo dono wait karte hai Kallu ke kamre mein Madhu k reply ka.
Kuchh der baad Madhu ka msg ata hai.
Kallu: (type karta hai) baat karni thi.
Fir se dono wait karte hai madhu ke phone ka.
Kuchh hi der main Madhu ka phone ata hai.
Kammo: uthao uthao……
Kallu: (phone pick karte hue) hello.
Madhu: kya hua chacaha subeh hi msg kar diya aapne.
Kallu: kaha 10 vajj chuke hai abh subhe kya duperhar start hone vali hai.
Madhu: fir bhi pehle to kabhi nahi kia msg is time.
Kallu: who kuchh baat karni thi.
Madhu: han baat to main bhi karni thi kuchh.
Kallu: bolyie aap.
Madhu: nahi pehle aap bataye kya baat hai jo itni subeh msg kiya ?
Kallu: who kuchh baat aisi thi samaj mein nahi aa rah kaise bole.
Madhu: bataye na kya hua….
Kallu: who aap hame galat matt samjiye per….
Madhu: aap jhijhak kyon rahe hai. bataye kya hua ?
Kallu: wo ghar pe kuchh kamm aan pada hai koi dikkat chal rahi hai to…
Madhu: to kya chacha.
Kallu: to…to…. samaj nahi aa rahi kaise bolu…apse..kahi aap galat na samjo….
Madhu: kya hua kuchh pais cahiye kya ?
Kallu: who …han…agar aap..kuchh…kar sakte ho to….?
Madhu: kitne chahiye ?
Kallu Kammo ki taraf dekh ishara karta hai
Kammo ishare se use samjati hai…
Madhu: chacha….kya hua…kitne chahiye ?
Kallu: abb kya bolu…agar 5 ho jate to kamam chal sakta hai. main apko jald hi vapis karduga nahi to pagar se kaat lena.
Madhu: kaisi baatein karte ho chacha. Aap agar musibat mein ho to aap bejhijhak hamse bol sakte ho.
Kallu: shukriya….
Madhu: shukriya matt kahiye… main intezam kar dungi aaj.
Kallu: theek hai…
Kallu ishare se Kammo ko kaam ban gya hai bata deta hai. kammo abh vaha se chali jati hai.
Dono ab bina kuchh kehe phone pe hi rehte. Mano shayad kisi ke bolne ka intezar kar rahe ho.
Kallu: chuppi todta hai…
Kallu: hello…
Madhu: boliye…
Kallu: main kya bolu. Main to apka intezar kar raha tha.
Madhu: intezar ?
Kallu: han apne bola than a k kuchh baat karni thi apne.
Madhu: oh…ha….woh kuchh bolna tha apse.
Kallu: boliye na…
Madhu kal raat vali baat karna chahti thi. Per use himmat nahi ho paa rahi thi. Kaise kallu chacha se jo un dono ne kal kiya uske vare mein baat kare.
Kallu: boliye na kya hua ?
Madhu: who…who….maine bolna tha kkk…
Kallu: hanji bolioiye na..jhijhak kyon rahe ho aap..
Madhu: who..maine bolna tha k jo kal hua raat….ko….woh…..woh…..
Kallu: kya hua apko achha nahi laga kya ?
Madhu: baat who nahi…hai…
Kallu: to kya baat hai ?
Madhu: .hum….nahi chahte k….
Kallu: kya nahi chahcte. Aap nahi chahte k hum apse pyar kar ? mtlb ako hamara apse pyar karna achha nahi laga ?
Madhu: nahi yeh baat nahi….
Kallu: to kya baat hai ?
Madhu: main nahi…chahti k aap aise chhat pe aao.
Kallu: oh….mtlb ap ko hamara apse milne ana pasand nahi aya ?
Madhu: nahi who baat nahi….
Kallu: to kya baat hai ?
Madhu: aise achha nahi lagta.
Kallu: baat to yehi hui na aap hamse milna nahi chahte.
Madhu: nahi milne ki baat nahi hai.
Kallu: to kya baat hai.
Madhu: chhat pe milna bohat risky hai. Kal jab main vapis neeche gyi to Ramesh uth gya tha. Who upper ane vala tha mujhe dekhne k liye.
Kallu: oh yeh baat hai.
Madhu: hmmm. Isliye aap chhat pe dubara matt anan nahi main musibat mein fas jaugi.
Kallu: theek hai nahi auga. Per aap to ayegi na khet mein hame milne k liye ja vaha pe bhi darr lagta hai abh.
Madhu thoda sa Sharma ke muskura deti hai.
Kallu: batayie na
Madhu: aayege aur apke jo kaam bola hai who w\bhi kar denge abh khush.
Kallu: bohat khush hai. main intezar karuga.
Madhu: theeek hai per meri kasam khao aap jaise kal zidd karke chhat pe aye the dubara nahi aoge.
Kallu: theek hai meri jaan nahi ayege.
Abh dono bye bol phone kat dete hai. Kallu khet mein roz ki tarah kaam pe chal padta hai.
Madhu bhi nahane dhone lagti hai. Bathtub mein leti leti apne ubharo ko chhu ke dekhti hai jinko Kallu ne kal khub chusa tha. Pata nahi aisa lag raha tha jaise kallu ne chus chus ke ubhar bhade kar diye ho. Bayeein ubhar pe use kallu ke daanto ke nishan bhi dikhai dete hai. hey bhagwan chacha bhi na kaise behrami se kata hai in massomo ko. Nishan hi daal diya hai. Khair jald hi Madhu naha dho k tyar hone lagti hai. Tabhi uske kamre mein Rani aa jati hai.
Rani: Madhu kya kar rahi ho ?
Madhu: kuchh nahi bhabhi naha dho k tyar ho rahi thi.
Rani: tum ajkal busy rehti ho. Achha kaam dekh rahi ho khet mein labour ka.
Madhu: bus bhabhi khud ko busy rakhne ki koshish kar rahi hu.
Rani: han who to theeek hai per abh mere sath time nahi spend kar rahi ho. Itna bhi kya busy rakhna khud ko k bhabhi ko bhul jao.
Madhu: nahi bhabhi aisi baat nahi hai.
Rani: achh maine paas ke gaon mein jana hai saheli ke paas. Chhota sa function hai. To tum chalogi kya ?
Madhu: bhabhi aap ho aaye maine kya karna whaha ja k.
Rani: are chal pad na. aaj khet ka kaam rehne dena. Pehle bhi to hota tha kaam. Kal dekh lena.
Madhu: achha jana kabb hai bhabhi ?
Rani: dupehar ko chalna hai 2 vje ka bola hai.
Madhu sochti hai k is time to who Kallu se milne jati hai khet mein.
Rani: kya hua ?
Madhu: kuchh nahi bhabhi ? kya mera chalna jaroori hai.
Rani: yaar yeh kya baat hui ?
Madhu: theek hai bhabhi aap naraz matt ho chal padugi. Khet ka kaam pehle ek chakkar laga aati hu. Sham ko nahi jaugi.
Rani: dekh le jaisi teri marzi.
Rani apne kamre mein vapis chali jati hai.
Madhu jaldi se tyar hone lagti hai. Ajj use jaldi hi khet mein jana padna tha. Use Kallu se kia vada bhi to nibhana tha paiso ko lekar. Agar who na gyi to Kallu vechara uske bharose betha kya sochega ?
Yeho soch Madhu jadi se tyar hone lagti hai. Udhar Rani bhi khudh ko tyar karne lagi. Madhu apne purse mein paise dekhti hai to usme Kallu ko dene k like paise the. Madhu 5000 nikalti hai aur chhote purse mein jo hath mein sama sakta tha usmein rakh leti hai. tyar hote hote 12:30 ka time ho gya tha. Khet ki taraf madhu k kadam chalne lagte hai. Ummed k mutabik Kallu use paas hi mil jata hai. jaise jaise Madhu uske paas aa rahi thi uski dhadkan vad rahi thi. Kal jo un dono ne kiya tha uske karan use sharam aa rahi thi Kallu se nazrein milane mein. Per himmar kar khud ko sambhalte hue akhir who Kally ke paas pahuch jati hai. Kallu aaj use itni jaldi aya dekh hairan reh gya tha.
Kallu: Madhu ji aaj itni jaldi kaise ?
Madhu: (nazrein churate hue) who…Rani bhabhi ke sath jana hai kahi pe.
Kallu: oh….
Madhu purse se paise nikalne lagti hai aur hath bhada Kallu ki taraf karti hai.
Kallu: Madhu ji aap chahe to baad mein de deti……
Madhu: nahi koi baat nahi…
Kallu hath bhada paise hath mein pakadta hai.
Madhu paise de vapis jane lagti hai aur Kallu peeche se uska hath pakad leta hai.
Madhu: chacha jane de mujhe. Aaj jaldi vapis jana hai.
Kammo dekh rahi thi k Kallu aur Madhu mein nazdikiya kafi bhad gyi hai. Abh mauka aa gya hai Madhu se bhi kuchh paise ethne aa. Yeho soch who Kallu ke paas jati hai.
Kallu apne kamre mein betha khet mein jaine k liye dhoti baandh raha tha. Kammo ko dekh kalllu uth khada hota hai.
Kalllu: kya hua subeh subeh aagyi ho ?
Kammo: baat karni thi tumse.
Kallu: bolo ?
Kammo: kaha takk pahuchi baat tum dono ki.
Kallu: bus chal hi rahi hia.
Kammo: kya kar rahe ho Kallu. Mujhe paiso ki jaroorat hai. Ramu bhi nahi hai nahi to Rani bahu se niklva leti paise.
Kallu: are tum kitni lalchi aurat ho hamesha paiso ke peeche rhti ho.
Kammo: abh main aisi hi hun to kya karu.
Kallu: Ramu ne shayad tumhe jate time pasie diye the.
Kammo: are kharcha ho gye who to. Mahine ka bol k gya tha Ramu mahine se upper ho chukka hai abh use gye. Who to kabh ke khatam ho gye paise.
Kallu: to batao mai karu abh isme. Badi bahu se khud maang le.
Kammo: pagal ho kya ?
Kallu: kyon kya hua bol dena baad mein de dungi.
Kammo: nahi Ramu se jo milte hai who vapis nahi karne hote na. aise khud mangugi to vapis bhi karne padege ja pagar se katvane padege.
Kallu: han who to hai.
Kammo: sun tu kuchh kar na.
Kallu: main kya karu ?
Kammo: chhoti vali se mang le.
Kallu: le…kya bolu use.
Kammo: tujhe mana nahi karegi.
Kallu: nahi tum mang lo na. vaise bhi tumahrti saheli jo bani hai ajkal. Tumne mana to nahi karna chahiye use.
Kammo: tum samajan nahi rahe agar maine mange to vapis karne padege. Aagr tum mang lo bina vapis kiye bhi sar jayega.
Kallu: kyon aisa kyon ?
Kammo: abh tumahre sath itni aage bhad gi hai chhoti vali to kaise vapis mangegi. Agar tumne karne bhi chahe to dekhna legi nahi vapis.
Kallu: achha…
Kammo: aur nahi to kya ?
Kallu: per mujhe achha nahi lag raha mangte hue. Ja to hamare samndho ko samaye ho gya to baat kuchh aur thi.
Kammo: rae who bholi panchhi tumahre pyar mein fas chuki hai use kuchh bhi bura nahi lagega.
Kammo k kehne pe Kallu Madhu ko msg karta hai.
Madhu bathroom mein aur jab bahar aaker Madhu phone dekhti hai aur Kallu ka msg check karti hai.
Kallu aur Kammo dono wait karte hai Kallu ke kamre mein Madhu k reply ka.
Kuchh der baad Madhu ka msg ata hai.
Kallu: (type karta hai) baat karni thi.
Fir se dono wait karte hai madhu ke phone ka.
Kuchh hi der main Madhu ka phone ata hai.
Kammo: uthao uthao……
Kallu: (phone pick karte hue) hello.
Madhu: kya hua chacaha subeh hi msg kar diya aapne.
Kallu: kaha 10 vajj chuke hai abh subhe kya duperhar start hone vali hai.
Madhu: fir bhi pehle to kabhi nahi kia msg is time.
Kallu: who kuchh baat karni thi.
Madhu: han baat to main bhi karni thi kuchh.
Kallu: bolyie aap.
Madhu: nahi pehle aap bataye kya baat hai jo itni subeh msg kiya ?
Kallu: who kuchh baat aisi thi samaj mein nahi aa rah kaise bole.
Madhu: bataye na kya hua….
Kallu: who aap hame galat matt samjiye per….
Madhu: aap jhijhak kyon rahe hai. bataye kya hua ?
Kallu: wo ghar pe kuchh kamm aan pada hai koi dikkat chal rahi hai to…
Madhu: to kya chacha.
Kallu: to…to…. samaj nahi aa rahi kaise bolu…apse..kahi aap galat na samjo….
Madhu: kya hua kuchh pais cahiye kya ?
Kallu: who …han…agar aap..kuchh…kar sakte ho to….?
Madhu: kitne chahiye ?
Kallu Kammo ki taraf dekh ishara karta hai
Kammo ishare se use samjati hai…
Madhu: chacha….kya hua…kitne chahiye ?
Kallu: abb kya bolu…agar 5 ho jate to kamam chal sakta hai. main apko jald hi vapis karduga nahi to pagar se kaat lena.
Madhu: kaisi baatein karte ho chacha. Aap agar musibat mein ho to aap bejhijhak hamse bol sakte ho.
Kallu: shukriya….
Madhu: shukriya matt kahiye… main intezam kar dungi aaj.
Kallu: theek hai…
Kallu ishare se Kammo ko kaam ban gya hai bata deta hai. kammo abh vaha se chali jati hai.
Dono ab bina kuchh kehe phone pe hi rehte. Mano shayad kisi ke bolne ka intezar kar rahe ho.
Kallu: chuppi todta hai…
Kallu: hello…
Madhu: boliye…
Kallu: main kya bolu. Main to apka intezar kar raha tha.
Madhu: intezar ?
Kallu: han apne bola than a k kuchh baat karni thi apne.
Madhu: oh…ha….woh kuchh bolna tha apse.
Kallu: boliye na…
Madhu kal raat vali baat karna chahti thi. Per use himmat nahi ho paa rahi thi. Kaise kallu chacha se jo un dono ne kal kiya uske vare mein baat kare.
Kallu: boliye na kya hua ?
Madhu: who…who….maine bolna tha kkk…
Kallu: hanji bolioiye na..jhijhak kyon rahe ho aap..
Madhu: who..maine bolna tha k jo kal hua raat….ko….woh…..woh…..
Kallu: kya hua apko achha nahi laga kya ?
Madhu: baat who nahi…hai…
Kallu: to kya baat hai ?
Madhu: .hum….nahi chahte k….
Kallu: kya nahi chahcte. Aap nahi chahte k hum apse pyar kar ? mtlb ako hamara apse pyar karna achha nahi laga ?
Madhu: nahi yeh baat nahi….
Kallu: to kya baat hai ?
Madhu: main nahi…chahti k aap aise chhat pe aao.
Kallu: oh….mtlb ap ko hamara apse milne ana pasand nahi aya ?
Madhu: nahi who baat nahi….
Kallu: to kya baat hai ?
Madhu: aise achha nahi lagta.
Kallu: baat to yehi hui na aap hamse milna nahi chahte.
Madhu: nahi milne ki baat nahi hai.
Kallu: to kya baat hai.
Madhu: chhat pe milna bohat risky hai. Kal jab main vapis neeche gyi to Ramesh uth gya tha. Who upper ane vala tha mujhe dekhne k liye.
Kallu: oh yeh baat hai.
Madhu: hmmm. Isliye aap chhat pe dubara matt anan nahi main musibat mein fas jaugi.
Kallu: theek hai nahi auga. Per aap to ayegi na khet mein hame milne k liye ja vaha pe bhi darr lagta hai abh.
Madhu thoda sa Sharma ke muskura deti hai.
Kallu: batayie na
Madhu: aayege aur apke jo kaam bola hai who w\bhi kar denge abh khush.
Kallu: bohat khush hai. main intezar karuga.
Madhu: theeek hai per meri kasam khao aap jaise kal zidd karke chhat pe aye the dubara nahi aoge.
Kallu: theek hai meri jaan nahi ayege.
Abh dono bye bol phone kat dete hai. Kallu khet mein roz ki tarah kaam pe chal padta hai.
Madhu bhi nahane dhone lagti hai. Bathtub mein leti leti apne ubharo ko chhu ke dekhti hai jinko Kallu ne kal khub chusa tha. Pata nahi aisa lag raha tha jaise kallu ne chus chus ke ubhar bhade kar diye ho. Bayeein ubhar pe use kallu ke daanto ke nishan bhi dikhai dete hai. hey bhagwan chacha bhi na kaise behrami se kata hai in massomo ko. Nishan hi daal diya hai. Khair jald hi Madhu naha dho k tyar hone lagti hai. Tabhi uske kamre mein Rani aa jati hai.
Rani: Madhu kya kar rahi ho ?
Madhu: kuchh nahi bhabhi naha dho k tyar ho rahi thi.
Rani: tum ajkal busy rehti ho. Achha kaam dekh rahi ho khet mein labour ka.
Madhu: bus bhabhi khud ko busy rakhne ki koshish kar rahi hu.
Rani: han who to theeek hai per abh mere sath time nahi spend kar rahi ho. Itna bhi kya busy rakhna khud ko k bhabhi ko bhul jao.
Madhu: nahi bhabhi aisi baat nahi hai.
Rani: achh maine paas ke gaon mein jana hai saheli ke paas. Chhota sa function hai. To tum chalogi kya ?
Madhu: bhabhi aap ho aaye maine kya karna whaha ja k.
Rani: are chal pad na. aaj khet ka kaam rehne dena. Pehle bhi to hota tha kaam. Kal dekh lena.
Madhu: achha jana kabb hai bhabhi ?
Rani: dupehar ko chalna hai 2 vje ka bola hai.
Madhu sochti hai k is time to who Kallu se milne jati hai khet mein.
Rani: kya hua ?
Madhu: kuchh nahi bhabhi ? kya mera chalna jaroori hai.
Rani: yaar yeh kya baat hui ?
Madhu: theek hai bhabhi aap naraz matt ho chal padugi. Khet ka kaam pehle ek chakkar laga aati hu. Sham ko nahi jaugi.
Rani: dekh le jaisi teri marzi.
Rani apne kamre mein vapis chali jati hai.
Madhu jaldi se tyar hone lagti hai. Ajj use jaldi hi khet mein jana padna tha. Use Kallu se kia vada bhi to nibhana tha paiso ko lekar. Agar who na gyi to Kallu vechara uske bharose betha kya sochega ?
Yeho soch Madhu jadi se tyar hone lagti hai. Udhar Rani bhi khudh ko tyar karne lagi. Madhu apne purse mein paise dekhti hai to usme Kallu ko dene k like paise the. Madhu 5000 nikalti hai aur chhote purse mein jo hath mein sama sakta tha usmein rakh leti hai. tyar hote hote 12:30 ka time ho gya tha. Khet ki taraf madhu k kadam chalne lagte hai. Ummed k mutabik Kallu use paas hi mil jata hai. jaise jaise Madhu uske paas aa rahi thi uski dhadkan vad rahi thi. Kal jo un dono ne kiya tha uske karan use sharam aa rahi thi Kallu se nazrein milane mein. Per himmar kar khud ko sambhalte hue akhir who Kally ke paas pahuch jati hai. Kallu aaj use itni jaldi aya dekh hairan reh gya tha.
Kallu: Madhu ji aaj itni jaldi kaise ?
Madhu: (nazrein churate hue) who…Rani bhabhi ke sath jana hai kahi pe.
Kallu: oh….
Madhu purse se paise nikalne lagti hai aur hath bhada Kallu ki taraf karti hai.
Kallu: Madhu ji aap chahe to baad mein de deti……
Madhu: nahi koi baat nahi…
Kallu hath bhada paise hath mein pakadta hai.
Madhu paise de vapis jane lagti hai aur Kallu peeche se uska hath pakad leta hai.
Madhu: chacha jane de mujhe. Aaj jaldi vapis jana hai.
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