MERI MAA AISHWARYA RAI

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ME---i knew ki sir aaj clg aayenge...  (i was in the clg but not attending the classes..)

        (i went to check that sir was still in the office and my mom told me to be patience and wait till sir was not doing anywork and was alone in her office...)
                 
       i waited for the perfect opportunity   and i found it....

ME---(calling my mom ....)

AISH---(phone ringing....ring ring ring..)
           
           oh!! its my son...lagta hai time aa gaya

    haa bolo beta...?

ME--mom sir aa gaye hai ...aap aa ke baat kar lo...

AISH---beta abhi to work mai phasi hui ho (even though i'm not...)

           beta ek kam karo mai ek video message bhej rahi hu....

           ye direct sir ko ja ke dikhna ....AND DONT PLAY IT OKAY...EK BAAR PLAY ye video messgae ek hi baar play hoga....

ME---okay mom as u say....
         then send me the vid...

       i will show it  to sir...

AISH---nahi beta tum phone sir ko hi de dena wo apne se dekh lenge.....




ME---(outside the sir's office)... after receiving the video file...

           SIR MAY I COME IN....

( i was about to call my wife jab darwaje pe kisne may i come in sir bola )

Yes come in

( i am not even looking at you right now as i was looking at my mobile and when i lift my head and saw u )

are rohan tumhe 1 saal tak nhi ana hai college are u this dumb ki tumhe us Fail Certificate me mera likha hua remark samajh nhi aaya

I am not going to reverse it so dont beg and cry mere pass time nhi hai 

Learn from ur mistakes and 1 saal baad aa jana same first year me 

Now get out

( kehte hue mai apne biwi ko call krne hi wala tha ki gaav me haal chal kaisa hai krke i dont know that ur mom had made some plans or anything i thought ki wahi bacho ka rona dhona rehta hai as usual when they are failed)