09-08-2022, 05:39 PM
“tu to bura maan gayi. dekh na jee bhar ke ye tere liye hi to khada hai.”
Maine uski taraf dekhna sahi nahi samjha kyonki mujhe kuch kuch ho raha tha. main abhi bhi hairan thi ki aakhir kisi ka itna bada kaise ho sakta hai. maine bachpan mein ek baar ek gadhe ko dekha tha jo ki ek gadhi par chadhne ki koshis kar raha tha. uska mota aur lamba ling aaj phir meri nazro mein daud gaya. yu mukesh bhi us gadhe se kam nazar nahi aa raha tha.
“hi raam ye mere ander ghusa to meri to jaan nikal jaayegi.” maine socha maga phir mujhe laga chii mujhe aisi gandi baate nahi sochni chaahiye.
“deekha na apni choot ki phaanke. Dekh main bhi to tujhe deekha raha hun.”
“main tumhari tarah besharam nahi ho sakti hun. aur maine to tumhe nahi kaha deekhane ko. Vaapis ander kar lo ise.” Magar ye bolte huve bhi meri nazre baar baar uske vishalkay ling par ja rahi thi baar baar.
“khud to baar baar dekh rahi hai mere laude ko aur mujhe kuch bhi nahi deekhana chaahti. Theek hai main ja raha hun baahar.” Usne ling ko vaapis pant mein daala aur chalne laga.
“ruko kaha ja rahe ho. apni nahi to meri to chinta karo. mera ghar barbaad ho jaayega.” Main gidgidayi.
“mujhe kya mil raha hai yaha khade ho kar kuch bhi to nahi. Tum to maje se mere lund ke nazare le rahi ho par mujhe kya mil raha hai.”
“dekho mujhe koyi nazara lene ka shonk nahi hai. tum chupchap khade raho bas.”
“nahi mujhe tumhe nanga dekhna hai, nahi to main ja raha hun.”
Ye sun kar meri to sharam ke maare jaan nikal gayi aur us par gussa bhi aaya.
“ye kya kah rahe ho. baahar itne log ghum rahe hain aur tumhe ye sab sujh raha hai.”
“chinta mat karo vaise bhi hum is almira ke peeche hain. Ander koyi jhankega bi to baahar se jhank kar hi chala jaayega, kyonki use lagega ki keval store room hai.”
“haan par main ye nahi kar sakti, aur kyon karun main ye sab?”
“na karo main ja raha hun.”
Ab main musibat mein phans gayi. na na karte ban raha tha na haan karte. Vo dheere dheere darvaje tak pahunch gaya. maine dheere se awaaj lagayi ruko. Vo turant mud kar aa gaya.
“kya faisla kiya tumne?”
“theek hai tum dekh lo jo dekhna hai mera. Par isme kapde utaarne ki kya jaroorat hai.”
“jaroorat hai, bina kapde utre aurat khubsurat nahi lagti hihihi.”
Main to sharam se mar gayi.
“ab jaldi karo nahi to main sharam se mar jaaunga.
“kya tumne angrez ko bhi aise hi fansaya tha. maine use baaton mein lagane ki kosish ki.
“pahle apna blouse utaro phir batata hun.”
“utaar dungi par vaada karo tum chuvoge nahi.”
“theek hai vaada karta hun.”
Main sahmi se khadi rahi uske saamne.
“soch kya rahi hai jaldi kar.” vo bola aur apni zip kholne laga. Usne phir se apne lambe aur mote ling ko baahar nikaal liya.
Maine uski taraf dekhna sahi nahi samjha kyonki mujhe kuch kuch ho raha tha. main abhi bhi hairan thi ki aakhir kisi ka itna bada kaise ho sakta hai. maine bachpan mein ek baar ek gadhe ko dekha tha jo ki ek gadhi par chadhne ki koshis kar raha tha. uska mota aur lamba ling aaj phir meri nazro mein daud gaya. yu mukesh bhi us gadhe se kam nazar nahi aa raha tha.
“hi raam ye mere ander ghusa to meri to jaan nikal jaayegi.” maine socha maga phir mujhe laga chii mujhe aisi gandi baate nahi sochni chaahiye.
“deekha na apni choot ki phaanke. Dekh main bhi to tujhe deekha raha hun.”
“main tumhari tarah besharam nahi ho sakti hun. aur maine to tumhe nahi kaha deekhane ko. Vaapis ander kar lo ise.” Magar ye bolte huve bhi meri nazre baar baar uske vishalkay ling par ja rahi thi baar baar.
“khud to baar baar dekh rahi hai mere laude ko aur mujhe kuch bhi nahi deekhana chaahti. Theek hai main ja raha hun baahar.” Usne ling ko vaapis pant mein daala aur chalne laga.
“ruko kaha ja rahe ho. apni nahi to meri to chinta karo. mera ghar barbaad ho jaayega.” Main gidgidayi.
“mujhe kya mil raha hai yaha khade ho kar kuch bhi to nahi. Tum to maje se mere lund ke nazare le rahi ho par mujhe kya mil raha hai.”
“dekho mujhe koyi nazara lene ka shonk nahi hai. tum chupchap khade raho bas.”
“nahi mujhe tumhe nanga dekhna hai, nahi to main ja raha hun.”
Ye sun kar meri to sharam ke maare jaan nikal gayi aur us par gussa bhi aaya.
“ye kya kah rahe ho. baahar itne log ghum rahe hain aur tumhe ye sab sujh raha hai.”
“chinta mat karo vaise bhi hum is almira ke peeche hain. Ander koyi jhankega bi to baahar se jhank kar hi chala jaayega, kyonki use lagega ki keval store room hai.”
“haan par main ye nahi kar sakti, aur kyon karun main ye sab?”
“na karo main ja raha hun.”
Ab main musibat mein phans gayi. na na karte ban raha tha na haan karte. Vo dheere dheere darvaje tak pahunch gaya. maine dheere se awaaj lagayi ruko. Vo turant mud kar aa gaya.
“kya faisla kiya tumne?”
“theek hai tum dekh lo jo dekhna hai mera. Par isme kapde utaarne ki kya jaroorat hai.”
“jaroorat hai, bina kapde utre aurat khubsurat nahi lagti hihihi.”
Main to sharam se mar gayi.
“ab jaldi karo nahi to main sharam se mar jaaunga.
“kya tumne angrez ko bhi aise hi fansaya tha. maine use baaton mein lagane ki kosish ki.
“pahle apna blouse utaro phir batata hun.”
“utaar dungi par vaada karo tum chuvoge nahi.”
“theek hai vaada karta hun.”
Main sahmi se khadi rahi uske saamne.
“soch kya rahi hai jaldi kar.” vo bola aur apni zip kholne laga. Usne phir se apne lambe aur mote ling ko baahar nikaal liya.
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