Cum Fuck

[KaliaPintu]

(Oneday asin was coming with her kid from college and she entered the lift)

(lift mein build k ladke bhi ghus gaye, ye wahi ladke the jo uss din satish ko chidha rahe the)

Guy1: aur madam, ghar ja rahi ho?

Guy2: raat ko kya kar rahi ho..........mai aa jaun?

Guy3: bhai ye toh maal hai yaar................iske pati ne toh bade maze liye honge

(She was standing quite and tappu was looking at these guyz teasing her mom not understanding the meaning)

(the lift opens and they are on the floor walking towards their flat)

Guyz: Maza denge tujhe ............kami ki kmai bilkul hone nahi denge

Asin: chi tumahare ghar mein maa behan nahi hai

Guy2: sab hai, par biwi nahi hai .....haaaahaaa haaaa

Guy1: bhai figure dekh rahe ho........mujhe toh wo bhara hua seena chahiye

(she covers her chest)


son: mummy le log kya bol rahe hain?

Asin: beta tumhare paapa hote toh ye sab aise nahi bolte

Son: toh hamare paapa q nahi hai

Guy3: haan, tera paapa hun na mai

(Satish heard some noise and came out)

( i was watching cricket jab mai lift khune ke awaaz ke baad kuch ladke " maal maal" bula rhe hai suna safety door open tha jiske karan maine dekha ki wo ladke tumhe ched rhe hai gandi gandi baat kr rhe hai tumhare bare me)

( i came at the door 6 feet 3 inch ka admi tha mai dekh ke waise hi koi ek baar dar jaye)

oyeee kaun ho tum log maar khaoge aage se aise baat kiya to yaha 

nikal rhe ho ki maar khana hai mere hath ka ?

( pin drop silence as i said that)