serving and satisfying satish saheb and my wife ALIA

[Aliapet]

( i took the 500 rupees u gave me ) thank you sir 

( as alia was looking at me ) any issue maam aap ghar ki fikar mat kriye mai hu yaha pe aaplog shopping krke aa jayiye mai yahi hu aur agar koi bhari samaan ghar tak le jana ho amit sir ke pass mera number hai 
( 500 rupees diya hai to trying to be extra generous and humble)

( i walk towards the gate and open the huge iron gate which for a normal man would take all the energy to open maine sirf apne left hand ke 2 ungli se khol diya)



( i have no clue what alia or amit is thinking right now)

alia and me sitting in the car

alia keeps telling me how muscular he was ,and how big he was


(alia keeps verbaly abusing me in the car)

ALIA-- I wish he was my husbad not a loser like you, you cant do anything ,(slaps me in the car), you cant even carry my heavy shopping bag,
          kash mai usse shadi ki hoti...

ME---sorry(crying inside hearing all this), but i cant do anything ..i just keeps apolozing

ME--sorry sorry ALIA ,,i am a loser

ALIA--yes u are

we continue our shopping-....