serving and satisfying satish saheb and my wife ALIA

[KaliaPintu]

as you stand up .. and the way you are looking down to talk to me
i feel very inferior 
skinny ,short ,white man

i was holding all the belongins of my my wife alia...
she wearing sunglasses ..but when you stood up 
she removed her glasses and staring at your muscles 

i look to my side and see how ALIA was eyeing you

ME---(SO i quickly put my hand into my pocket and bring out a 500 rs note and tipped you quickly )... open the gate quickly

ALIA---wait a bit na...

ME---please alia lets go fast ..or limited edition dress will be sold out

ALIA---okay okay lets go

( i took the 500 rupees u gave me ) thank you sir 

( as alia was looking at me ) any issue maam aap ghar ki fikar mat kriye mai hu yaha pe aaplog shopping krke aa jayiye mai yahi hu aur agar koi bhari samaan ghar tak le jana ho amit sir ke pass mera number hai 
( 500 rupees diya hai to trying to be extra generous and humble)

( i walk towards the gate and open the huge iron gate which for a normal man would take all the energy to open maine sirf apne left hand ke 2 ungli se khol diya)



( i have no clue what alia or amit is thinking right now)