07-06-2022, 10:46 AM
“thodhi sharam kar lao. Jwan viahi dhee pehli baar ghare aai te tusin”
“le oh tan apne kamre cho sutti pai aa. Ohnu kehda pata laggna aa”
“pata bahut ni laggna. Madha jeha khadak vi sunda aa” Preet di ma usde peo nu koi mauka nahi de rehi si.
“Oh tu avain bahane na la. Idhar aah dekh….mera lun patan te aaya te tu saliye nakhre karan dai aa” Preet ne peo di gall sunn ke apniyan lattan hor vi zor di ghutt layiyan. Usde poore sareer vich uthdian kaam diyan lehran hor vi tez ho gaiyan. Achanak kamre cho ayun wali khat pat tez ho gai, bed hillan da shor sharaba jeha vi ayun lagga. Fer kise de bed ton utran te chapplan pa ke turan di awaz aai.
“Budhe bare sharam kro…..dahdi chitti honi suru ho gai aa te harkatan dekho apniyan” Preet di ma usde peo nu tattian tattian sunaundi kamre cho nikkal gai. Duje kamre da darwaja khullan te band hon di awaz aayi. Usdi ma duje kamre vich ja ke lammi pai gai si.
Preet hanere vich bull ghutti hass rehi si. Usnu apni ma te hassa a riha si jisne na sirf usde peo nu den ton mana kar ditta si balke usnu khari khoti vi khub suna ditti si, lahnat vi payi si. Par naal hi usnu apne bhape te taras vi bada aa riha si jo manje te karvatan badal riha si jisdi chi chi di halki jehi awaz Preet de kanna takk vi pahunch rehi si. “Vichare bhapa ji. Bibi nu ingh nahi karna chahida si. Ek baar de dindi tan ki ho jana si” Preet dil vich muskrayundi sochdi hai. Usde dimagh vich hune hune apne peo de alfaz gunz uthde hann “mera lun patan te aaya aa” Preet zor naal lattan ragardi apniyan bahan sine te kass laindi hai. “Lun tan patan te ayuna hi si jadd apni dhee di gulabi fuddi dekhi si. koi na koi asar tan hona hi si. Haye eh main ki soch rehi aa apne bhapa ji bare. Par sach tan eho aa. Jadon di bhape ni meri salwar paad ke meri fuddi dekhi aa udon ton uhna da lun akdeya peya aa. Motor te vi kinjh uhna da chadra uppar nu utheya hoya si. Pata nahi vichare bhapa ji di ki halayt honi aa. Bibi vi bass kuch ni. Ek bari maar lain dindi tan uhna nu chain aa jana si. Hun pata ni uhna nu neend vi ayuni si ke nahin. Haye bhapa ji sorry mere karke tuhada lun akad gia aa. Haye je mere bass vich hunda tan main kuch kar vi dindi” Preet apne dimagh vich ayun wale galat khiyalan nu rokan di koshish kar rehi si par rok nahi pa rehi si keyonke uhna khiyalan vich kujh ajeha romanchk si, ajeha mazedar si jis naal usdi kaam vich tapdi deh nu ek alag hi saroor aa riha si.
Phir achanak Preet nu apne peo de khanghan di awaz aai te uth ke kamre cho turan di. Jiven hi usda peo darwaja khol ke kamre cho bahar nikkleya tan Preet sochan laggi kite usda peo lun hathon mazboor ho ke usdi ma kol duje kamre vich ta nahi ja riha. Par nahi Gursharan bahar nu tur piya. Phir usnu bathroom da darwaja khullan di awaz aai. “bathroom karan gaye ne” Preet ne sukh da saah liya. Oh darr gayi si kite usda peo usdi ma nu ja ke dobara pareshan na karna suru kara deve te dohan vichale ladai na ho jave.
Gursharan bathroom vich ja ke apna pazama khol ke apna satt inch da lohe vangra sakhat lauda bahar kadhda hai. injh usda lun udon hi akrda si jadon usne jwani vich nawa nawa pair dhareya si. Lun da topa full ke laal hoya piya si jive gusse naal bhariya piya si. Gursharan ne pishab karan di koshish kiti par iddan akde lun cho pishab kiddan nikkle. Lun te hauli hauli hath ferda Gursharan bade pyar naal usnu sehla riha si. “Man jave di, Sali kanjri na hove tan. Mahine cho char vaar fuddi deni hundi tan oh vi iddan nakhre kardi aa Sali jive….akhe darrhi chitti honi suru ho gai aa. Saliye lun tan akrda aa ke nahi.” Gursharan gharwali nu bhave mano galan kadh riha si par dil vich usde inna gussa nahi si. Asal vich usda lun usdi gharwali di nahi balke usdi dhee vargi oh taight gulabi fuddi di demand kar riha si jis de ajj usnu kismat naal darshan ho gaye sann. Gharwali naal tan oh bass time pass karna chahunda si take usde lun nu chain aa sake par asal nishana tan tight jwan fuddi si. Sayad oh dhee di fuddi vargi fuddi nahi balke usdi dhee di hi fuddi mang riha si jisne usde lun nu pathar bana ditta si.
Gursharan da darr sach saabit ho riha si. Dopehar de Preet naal kisse ton baad oh poore din lun nu hath naal shant karan ton darda riha ke jekar usne lun nu hath laya tan dhee di fuddi usdiyan akhan de sahmane aa jani si. Dhee bare madhe khiyal dil vich na ayun den di usdi koshish akhirkar fail ho gai si. Jekar usdi gharwali usdi madad kar dindi tan usne ingh mazboor nahi hona si par gall hun usde basso bahar si. Akhir banda kina ku bardashat kare. Lun nu maslada hauli hauli Gursharan dopehar da kissa yaad kar riha si. Ek ek gall usnu yaad aa rehi si. Usnu yaad aa riha si kingh usdi dhee usde sahmane apne hathan naal apna suit fadhi khadhi si. Kingh oh apne peo ton apna nala khulwa rehi si. Kingh usne usnu nala padan nu kiha si. Fer usne usnu apni kachchi vi thalle kar den lai kiha si eh jande hoye vi kachchi thalle hundiya hi usdi fuddi usde peo ne dekh laini si. “haye kinni sohni fuddi si…..kinni taight si…kingh bull apas vich ghutt hoye sann…haye rabba” akhan band kitiyan Gursharan apne lun nu hun zor naal ragadh riha si. Bada jabardast anand aa riha si usnu. Ingh hi lun nu ragarde, maslade ne jadd achanak akhan kholiyan tan usnu sahmane Preet da salwar suit nazar aaya jehda usne ajj paya hoya si. “Ohi salwar aa jehdi main aaj kamad vich padi si” Gursharan salwar nu chukka lai hath vadhayunda hai par adh raste cho modh lainda hai. oh dobara akhan band karke muth maran lagda hai par dil nahi mannda. Oh mudh mudh ke salwar nu dekhi ja riha si. Akhirkar uston riha na gya te usne hath vadha killi ton salwar laah lai. Salwar lahundiya hi sahmane usnu Preet di kali kachchi dikhayi ditti. Gursharan da dil dhadak uthiya.
“le oh tan apne kamre cho sutti pai aa. Ohnu kehda pata laggna aa”
“pata bahut ni laggna. Madha jeha khadak vi sunda aa” Preet di ma usde peo nu koi mauka nahi de rehi si.
“Oh tu avain bahane na la. Idhar aah dekh….mera lun patan te aaya te tu saliye nakhre karan dai aa” Preet ne peo di gall sunn ke apniyan lattan hor vi zor di ghutt layiyan. Usde poore sareer vich uthdian kaam diyan lehran hor vi tez ho gaiyan. Achanak kamre cho ayun wali khat pat tez ho gai, bed hillan da shor sharaba jeha vi ayun lagga. Fer kise de bed ton utran te chapplan pa ke turan di awaz aai.
“Budhe bare sharam kro…..dahdi chitti honi suru ho gai aa te harkatan dekho apniyan” Preet di ma usde peo nu tattian tattian sunaundi kamre cho nikkal gai. Duje kamre da darwaja khullan te band hon di awaz aayi. Usdi ma duje kamre vich ja ke lammi pai gai si.
Preet hanere vich bull ghutti hass rehi si. Usnu apni ma te hassa a riha si jisne na sirf usde peo nu den ton mana kar ditta si balke usnu khari khoti vi khub suna ditti si, lahnat vi payi si. Par naal hi usnu apne bhape te taras vi bada aa riha si jo manje te karvatan badal riha si jisdi chi chi di halki jehi awaz Preet de kanna takk vi pahunch rehi si. “Vichare bhapa ji. Bibi nu ingh nahi karna chahida si. Ek baar de dindi tan ki ho jana si” Preet dil vich muskrayundi sochdi hai. Usde dimagh vich hune hune apne peo de alfaz gunz uthde hann “mera lun patan te aaya aa” Preet zor naal lattan ragardi apniyan bahan sine te kass laindi hai. “Lun tan patan te ayuna hi si jadd apni dhee di gulabi fuddi dekhi si. koi na koi asar tan hona hi si. Haye eh main ki soch rehi aa apne bhapa ji bare. Par sach tan eho aa. Jadon di bhape ni meri salwar paad ke meri fuddi dekhi aa udon ton uhna da lun akdeya peya aa. Motor te vi kinjh uhna da chadra uppar nu utheya hoya si. Pata nahi vichare bhapa ji di ki halayt honi aa. Bibi vi bass kuch ni. Ek bari maar lain dindi tan uhna nu chain aa jana si. Hun pata ni uhna nu neend vi ayuni si ke nahin. Haye bhapa ji sorry mere karke tuhada lun akad gia aa. Haye je mere bass vich hunda tan main kuch kar vi dindi” Preet apne dimagh vich ayun wale galat khiyalan nu rokan di koshish kar rehi si par rok nahi pa rehi si keyonke uhna khiyalan vich kujh ajeha romanchk si, ajeha mazedar si jis naal usdi kaam vich tapdi deh nu ek alag hi saroor aa riha si.
Phir achanak Preet nu apne peo de khanghan di awaz aai te uth ke kamre cho turan di. Jiven hi usda peo darwaja khol ke kamre cho bahar nikkleya tan Preet sochan laggi kite usda peo lun hathon mazboor ho ke usdi ma kol duje kamre vich ta nahi ja riha. Par nahi Gursharan bahar nu tur piya. Phir usnu bathroom da darwaja khullan di awaz aai. “bathroom karan gaye ne” Preet ne sukh da saah liya. Oh darr gayi si kite usda peo usdi ma nu ja ke dobara pareshan na karna suru kara deve te dohan vichale ladai na ho jave.
Gursharan bathroom vich ja ke apna pazama khol ke apna satt inch da lohe vangra sakhat lauda bahar kadhda hai. injh usda lun udon hi akrda si jadon usne jwani vich nawa nawa pair dhareya si. Lun da topa full ke laal hoya piya si jive gusse naal bhariya piya si. Gursharan ne pishab karan di koshish kiti par iddan akde lun cho pishab kiddan nikkle. Lun te hauli hauli hath ferda Gursharan bade pyar naal usnu sehla riha si. “Man jave di, Sali kanjri na hove tan. Mahine cho char vaar fuddi deni hundi tan oh vi iddan nakhre kardi aa Sali jive….akhe darrhi chitti honi suru ho gai aa. Saliye lun tan akrda aa ke nahi.” Gursharan gharwali nu bhave mano galan kadh riha si par dil vich usde inna gussa nahi si. Asal vich usda lun usdi gharwali di nahi balke usdi dhee vargi oh taight gulabi fuddi di demand kar riha si jis de ajj usnu kismat naal darshan ho gaye sann. Gharwali naal tan oh bass time pass karna chahunda si take usde lun nu chain aa sake par asal nishana tan tight jwan fuddi si. Sayad oh dhee di fuddi vargi fuddi nahi balke usdi dhee di hi fuddi mang riha si jisne usde lun nu pathar bana ditta si.
Gursharan da darr sach saabit ho riha si. Dopehar de Preet naal kisse ton baad oh poore din lun nu hath naal shant karan ton darda riha ke jekar usne lun nu hath laya tan dhee di fuddi usdiyan akhan de sahmane aa jani si. Dhee bare madhe khiyal dil vich na ayun den di usdi koshish akhirkar fail ho gai si. Jekar usdi gharwali usdi madad kar dindi tan usne ingh mazboor nahi hona si par gall hun usde basso bahar si. Akhir banda kina ku bardashat kare. Lun nu maslada hauli hauli Gursharan dopehar da kissa yaad kar riha si. Ek ek gall usnu yaad aa rehi si. Usnu yaad aa riha si kingh usdi dhee usde sahmane apne hathan naal apna suit fadhi khadhi si. Kingh oh apne peo ton apna nala khulwa rehi si. Kingh usne usnu nala padan nu kiha si. Fer usne usnu apni kachchi vi thalle kar den lai kiha si eh jande hoye vi kachchi thalle hundiya hi usdi fuddi usde peo ne dekh laini si. “haye kinni sohni fuddi si…..kinni taight si…kingh bull apas vich ghutt hoye sann…haye rabba” akhan band kitiyan Gursharan apne lun nu hun zor naal ragadh riha si. Bada jabardast anand aa riha si usnu. Ingh hi lun nu ragarde, maslade ne jadd achanak akhan kholiyan tan usnu sahmane Preet da salwar suit nazar aaya jehda usne ajj paya hoya si. “Ohi salwar aa jehdi main aaj kamad vich padi si” Gursharan salwar nu chukka lai hath vadhayunda hai par adh raste cho modh lainda hai. oh dobara akhan band karke muth maran lagda hai par dil nahi mannda. Oh mudh mudh ke salwar nu dekhi ja riha si. Akhirkar uston riha na gya te usne hath vadha killi ton salwar laah lai. Salwar lahundiya hi sahmane usnu Preet di kali kachchi dikhayi ditti. Gursharan da dil dhadak uthiya.