09-04-2022, 12:59 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-04-2022, 01:16 AM by rajkumar90. Edited 7 times in total. Edited 7 times in total.)
Ek to aab aarti ne jo mood off kiya tha us wajah se nawaz pareshaan tha aur freeze par girane ki wajah se uska matha dukh raha tha.. Isliye waha wo aapne haath se malish karne laga..
Aarti ko tab laga nawaz ko freeze laga hai.. Iss liye wo uske paas gaye aur puchane lage.. Kaha laga hai.. Tab usne aapne mathe ki taraf ishara kiya.. Tab aarti aapne ko thoda uppar utaye aur uske mathe par halki se fook marne lage..
Us wajah se nawaz ko thode thandak mili.. Aab wo aapne haatho se waha malish karne lage.. Tab Nawaz kahne laga..
wo to aap waise bhi denewale ho
aarti aacharya se nawaz ki taraf dekhate hui kahte hai..
kya
nashta
aaarti ko abhi bhi samaj nahi aaya ..
tab nawaz aarti ke jo baal uske aankho par aaye the wo uske kaan ke piche karta hai.. Iss wajah se aarti sharma jati hai..
Sharmate hui wo kahte hai
Tum kya kah rahe the ..
Mai ye kah raha tha memsaab agar mai aapko idea nahi dunga to waise bhi aap muje nashta doge..
Aapne baalo mai ka nawaz ka haat
Aapne baalo mai ka nawaz ka haat hatate hui wo kahte hai..
Haan baba dunge
Fir wo sharmate hui neeche gardan karke kahte hai..
idea kya hai
idea bata dunga par idea achi nahi hui to aap bura maan jaogi ..
Waise mai bura maan jaunge to tumare paas tumare neeta hai na
Haan wo to hai par
Par kya
Naukrani ke saath agar malkin bhi aa jaye to
To kya
To maza dihiguna ho jayega
Achha ji.. Aab tume naukarani ke saath malkin bhi chahiye
Baat karne ko
Mai bhi wahi bol rahi hu ..
Baat karne ke liye
To usmai kya burai hai
Burai to nahi hai nawaz miyaan.. Par achhai bhi nahi hai..
Achha ji
Haan nawaz.. Ek naukarni se aap ka samadhan nahi hoga kya
Hoga .. Par kaam karte hui.. Aap ke bunglow mai.. Thoda timepass..
Timepass.. Mai kya koi timepass ki cheez hu kya..
Aap bahut mast cheez ho
Kya kaha tumane
Kuch nahi
Mai timepass ke liye nahi hu
Mai ne waisa nahi kaha.. Kaam karne ke saath baat karne ke liye koi mil jai iss liye maine kaha
tab nakhra karte hui aarti kahte hai..
Han mai sab samjate hu..lag raha hai tum bahut chalu ho
Aisa kyon laga aap ko
tab fir se nakhra karte hui aarti kahte hai...
muje nahi pata .. Aab pahle muje ye cock thik karna hai..
To kar do
Kaise kar du
Kaise matlab.. Jo sab log karte hai usi tarah
Haan wo muje pata hai .. Tum idea dene wale the.. Wo doge to cock thik kar lunge.. jaldi se..
Wo to mai dene wala hi hu
De do na.. Fir jaldi ..
Dekhate nahi ho kya kitchen mai kitana sara kaam pada hai... Muje wo pura karna hai.. Tumare mashuka to kuch karti bhi nahi hai.. Jaha gaye waha timepass karti hai.. Aur sara kaam muje hi karna padta hai
haan memsaab wo kamchor hai
kamchor .....
aur aarti hasne lagte hai.. Use kamchor usne jo nawaz ko kaha tha thode der pahle uski yaad aane lage..
haan memsaab... Wo bade kamchor hai..
haan .. Tum donohi kamchor ho
mai nahi hu memsaab
tum bhi ho. . Nahi to wo idea muje jalde bata dete
batata hu
batao phir
Bata dunga itane bhi kya jaldi hai
Kya kaha tumane kya jaldi hai..
Aarti gusse se nawaz ki taraf dekhte hui kahti hai..
Muje kya din bhar aise hi yaha khade karne ka tumara irada hai kya ..
Haan.. Ho jao khade
Aur kya karu yaha khade hoke..
Kuch nahi
Kuch nahi ... Bas Tumase baate karu .. Aise hi khade ho kar dinbhar na..
Haan .. Usmai kya burai hai ..
Haan .. Koi burai nahi hai .. Tum na ekdam mental ho..
Mai aur mental
Haan mental nahi to aur kya
Maine aisa mental wala konsa kaam kiya hai ..
Muje dinbar aise khade kar ke baate karne ka tumara irda hai.. Ye mental longo ka kaam hi hoga na .. Simple aadmi to nahi kar sakta na
Maine to aise hi kaha tha..
Aise hi kaha tha.. Tum konsi baat ko serious lete ho kya?? Ya sab chiz ko aise kahte ho
Aap to gussa ho gaye
Gussa nahi to kya karu nawaz..
Shaant ho jao aap
Tab bade gaur se nawaz ko dekhte hai aur kahte hai
Mai shaant rahu..
Haan
rahti hu par Itana sara kaam kon karega..
Ho jayega
Kaise ho jayega..Tumare maharani to jaldi aayege nahi.. Aab mai kya karu. . he bhagwaan..
Aap pahle shaant ho jao
Waise Tumane bataya nahi Nawaz aab tak..
Kya memsaab
Tumare aur neeta ke baare mai..
Kya jana na hai aapko
yahi ki iss maharani ko tumane kaise pataya
itana hi ya aur kuch
aur ..
kuch sochane ke baad kahte hai
tumane pataya neeta ko ya usne tume
Aap ko kya lagta hai
Muje..
Haan memsaab
Muje lagta hai tumane hi pataya hoga
Uske taraf adda ke saath dekhte hui kahti hai..
Aisa kyon lagta hai aapko
tabhi neeta waha aa gaye ..
ho gaya kya nashta .. nawaj ..
tab nawaj jhat se piche hat jata hai .. aur aarti piche ghum ke aapne sari aur baal thik kar leti hai ..
ho gaya hoga .. itane der mai ..
sheth ji piche se aake pani pite hui kahte hai .
Aarti ko tab laga nawaz ko freeze laga hai.. Iss liye wo uske paas gaye aur puchane lage.. Kaha laga hai.. Tab usne aapne mathe ki taraf ishara kiya.. Tab aarti aapne ko thoda uppar utaye aur uske mathe par halki se fook marne lage..
Us wajah se nawaz ko thode thandak mili.. Aab wo aapne haatho se waha malish karne lage.. Tab Nawaz kahne laga..
wo to aap waise bhi denewale ho
aarti aacharya se nawaz ki taraf dekhate hui kahte hai..
kya
nashta
aaarti ko abhi bhi samaj nahi aaya ..
tab nawaz aarti ke jo baal uske aankho par aaye the wo uske kaan ke piche karta hai.. Iss wajah se aarti sharma jati hai..
Sharmate hui wo kahte hai
Tum kya kah rahe the ..
Mai ye kah raha tha memsaab agar mai aapko idea nahi dunga to waise bhi aap muje nashta doge..
Aapne baalo mai ka nawaz ka haat
Aapne baalo mai ka nawaz ka haat hatate hui wo kahte hai..
Haan baba dunge
Fir wo sharmate hui neeche gardan karke kahte hai..
idea kya hai
idea bata dunga par idea achi nahi hui to aap bura maan jaogi ..
Waise mai bura maan jaunge to tumare paas tumare neeta hai na
Haan wo to hai par
Par kya
Naukrani ke saath agar malkin bhi aa jaye to
To kya
To maza dihiguna ho jayega
Achha ji.. Aab tume naukarani ke saath malkin bhi chahiye
Baat karne ko
Mai bhi wahi bol rahi hu ..
Baat karne ke liye
To usmai kya burai hai
Burai to nahi hai nawaz miyaan.. Par achhai bhi nahi hai..
Achha ji
Haan nawaz.. Ek naukarni se aap ka samadhan nahi hoga kya
Hoga .. Par kaam karte hui.. Aap ke bunglow mai.. Thoda timepass..
Timepass.. Mai kya koi timepass ki cheez hu kya..
Aap bahut mast cheez ho
Kya kaha tumane
Kuch nahi
Mai timepass ke liye nahi hu
Mai ne waisa nahi kaha.. Kaam karne ke saath baat karne ke liye koi mil jai iss liye maine kaha
tab nakhra karte hui aarti kahte hai..
Han mai sab samjate hu..lag raha hai tum bahut chalu ho
Aisa kyon laga aap ko
tab fir se nakhra karte hui aarti kahte hai...
muje nahi pata .. Aab pahle muje ye cock thik karna hai..
To kar do
Kaise kar du
Kaise matlab.. Jo sab log karte hai usi tarah
Haan wo muje pata hai .. Tum idea dene wale the.. Wo doge to cock thik kar lunge.. jaldi se..
Wo to mai dene wala hi hu
De do na.. Fir jaldi ..
Dekhate nahi ho kya kitchen mai kitana sara kaam pada hai... Muje wo pura karna hai.. Tumare mashuka to kuch karti bhi nahi hai.. Jaha gaye waha timepass karti hai.. Aur sara kaam muje hi karna padta hai
haan memsaab wo kamchor hai
kamchor .....
aur aarti hasne lagte hai.. Use kamchor usne jo nawaz ko kaha tha thode der pahle uski yaad aane lage..
haan memsaab... Wo bade kamchor hai..
haan .. Tum donohi kamchor ho
mai nahi hu memsaab
tum bhi ho. . Nahi to wo idea muje jalde bata dete
batata hu
batao phir
Bata dunga itane bhi kya jaldi hai
Kya kaha tumane kya jaldi hai..
Aarti gusse se nawaz ki taraf dekhte hui kahti hai..
Muje kya din bhar aise hi yaha khade karne ka tumara irada hai kya ..
Haan.. Ho jao khade
Aur kya karu yaha khade hoke..
Kuch nahi
Kuch nahi ... Bas Tumase baate karu .. Aise hi khade ho kar dinbhar na..
Haan .. Usmai kya burai hai ..
Haan .. Koi burai nahi hai .. Tum na ekdam mental ho..
Mai aur mental
Haan mental nahi to aur kya
Maine aisa mental wala konsa kaam kiya hai ..
Muje dinbar aise khade kar ke baate karne ka tumara irda hai.. Ye mental longo ka kaam hi hoga na .. Simple aadmi to nahi kar sakta na
Maine to aise hi kaha tha..
Aise hi kaha tha.. Tum konsi baat ko serious lete ho kya?? Ya sab chiz ko aise kahte ho
Aap to gussa ho gaye
Gussa nahi to kya karu nawaz..
Shaant ho jao aap
Tab bade gaur se nawaz ko dekhte hai aur kahte hai
Mai shaant rahu..
Haan
rahti hu par Itana sara kaam kon karega..
Ho jayega
Kaise ho jayega..Tumare maharani to jaldi aayege nahi.. Aab mai kya karu. . he bhagwaan..
Aap pahle shaant ho jao
Waise Tumane bataya nahi Nawaz aab tak..
Kya memsaab
Tumare aur neeta ke baare mai..
Kya jana na hai aapko
yahi ki iss maharani ko tumane kaise pataya
itana hi ya aur kuch
aur ..
kuch sochane ke baad kahte hai
tumane pataya neeta ko ya usne tume
Aap ko kya lagta hai
Muje..
Haan memsaab
Muje lagta hai tumane hi pataya hoga
Uske taraf adda ke saath dekhte hui kahti hai..
Aisa kyon lagta hai aapko
tabhi neeta waha aa gaye ..
ho gaya kya nashta .. nawaj ..
tab nawaj jhat se piche hat jata hai .. aur aarti piche ghum ke aapne sari aur baal thik kar leti hai ..
ho gaya hoga .. itane der mai ..
sheth ji piche se aake pani pite hui kahte hai .