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Beejee : leh aaya chaa.. Main : beejee main keyaa happy holi

Beejee : o..tenu vee phir beejee bathroom se fresh ho kar aayeen main : beejee naashta rakhaa eh...teh tussi hune nahana nahin..holi khelne de baad hi nahaana beejee ne muskurateh hue kahaa

Beejee : achcha..main- nu naa pataa see.. Naashta karne ke kuch der baad

Beejee : par dharam putar..assi holi khelaange kitheh.? Main : beejee chath (roof) teh khelaangen.. .saadee chath sabse unchee eh..koi saanu dekhege nahin..aur teen taraf unchi deewaaran vee teh ehn..

Beejee : theek eh.. Main : tussi chath teh chalo..main saare darwaazeh check karke oopar aandaa aan.. Main-ne saaraa rang raat ko hi bana liya thaa, aur gubbaare bhi raat ko hi tayyar kar liye theh..main-ne bhaang kitchen mein chupaa rakhee thee.. Jab main oopar gayaa toh beejee sadak par dekh rahee thee...sirf saamne ki taraf se hi chath ki deewaar choti thee..baaki teeno taraf se deewaaren kaafi oonchee thee..main-ne socha pehle galee mein jaateh hue logo ko gubbare maare jaaye main : chalo beejee.. Eh rahee gubbaron dee baaltee..eh main kal raat hi tayyar kar liti see

Beejee : par in gubbaraan da kee karaange.. Main : kee karaange..!! ..gali ich jaande hue logaan teh maarenge..

Beejee : koi dekh legaa teh samajh legaa ki tu teh main holi khel rahe ehn.. Main : ados pados de log teh tolee ich gaye ehn..main dekhaa see..tolee wapas 2 ghanteh se pehle nahin aayegee...zyaadaa gal hai teh tussi gubbaaraa maar ke chup jaana beejee maan gayeen...beejee ne haath mein gubbaare liye aur maarne lageen..

Beejee : dharma..jo aadmi cycle teh aa raha eh..main eh gubbara usteh sir teh maaraageen.. Main : rehen do beejee..twaade nishaane inhen achche nahin eh.. Beejee ne maaraa aur o gubbaara us aadmi teh sir teh hi pada...assi dono chup gaye..beejee zor ne hassneh lagee..

Beejee : dekh dharam..mere nishaane teh tenu hune vee shak eh ?... Main : arre beejee..aap noo teh kaaafi practice lagdee eh....hun main us aati hui aurat de sir teh maaraangan main-ne maaraa aur gubbaara uske sir pe laga....hum phir se chup gaye aur hassneh lage..

Beejee : dharam lagdaa eh tu vee kaafi practice kiti eh.. Main : o dekho ik aurat aur jaa rahee hai..eh le mera gubbaara.. Main-ne gubbaara us aurat ke mammon pe mara tha aur vo vahin laga....hum dono chup gaye..beejee thoda thoda hassneh lagee phir muskuraaneh lagee..

Beejee : putar..tu galat jagah maar dita hai.. Main : nahin beejee..usko teh pataa vee nahin chala hoga....kitne bade theh usde.. Phir ek aadmi aa raha tha..thoda boodah tha..

Beejee : hun meri vaari.. Beejee ne uss budheh ko maraa toh uske pet pe laga.......hum phir chup gaye....beejee ki hassee nahin ruk rahee thee.... Main : oh beejee...thoda oopar reh gayaa....is vaar nishaana chook gayaa twaada...tussi maarnaa teh pet se thoda nichche see

Beejee : dhat..mera iraada utheh maarnaa nahin see....main teri tarah nahin jo galat jagah maaroo.. Ab galee mein do auratein jaa rahee thee.. Main : hun dusso..kis aurat de maaraan..left de ki right de

Beejee : left de.. Main : us de kis teh maaraan...left teh ki right teh..

Beejee : left teh..nahin nahin....ki matlab.... Main-ne left waali aurat de left maamme teh maaraa...... ..uss teh hi lagaa...hum phir chup gaye.....beejee sharaarti muskuraahat se hassneh lagee.....

Beejee : tenu teh maarneh waastey ik hi jagah pasand aayee hai.... Hun beejee sadak teh dekh rahee see ki aglaa vaar kaun hoga...mein thoda peeche gayaa aur bola main : beejee..auraan noo teh bahut maar litaa, hun asse vi teh thoda rang laga le...itheh aa jaao beejee thoda paas aayeen aur boli

Beejee : nahin nahin..main- nu darr lagdaa eh..main zyaada rang nahin lagaandi.. Main : beejee..hun bahaaneh naa banaao..itheh aao..

Beejee : na....main nahin aandee.. Main : teh main hi aa jaandaa aan.. Beejee mujhse door bhaagne lagee.....hass rahee thee

Beejee : main tere haath naa aavaangee... Main beejee ko pakadne ke liye bhaagaa..... Beejee kabhi idhar hoti..kabhi udhar...main- ne haath mein gulaal le rakhaa tha.... Main : beejee....aaaaoo. ...haa haa..bachoge nahin tussi...

Beejee : hee..door reh mundaya... Beejee bhaag rahee thee..main unke peeche bhaag raha tha rang lagaane ke liye....veh hasstee jaa rahee thee....kuch der baad main-ne unheh pakad hi liya aur unke gaalon pe gulaal lagaane lagaa....veh mujhe se phirse bhaageh naa isliye main-ne ek haath se unhe kamar se pakad liya.. Main : haahaa..yehhhhh. .pakad liya na beejee....oh hoooooo...holi haiiiiiii. Main beejee ke gaalon pe gulaal mal rahaa tha....beejee chudaaneh ki koshish kar rahee thee..

Beejee : mmmmmm....bas bas..zyaada mat lagaa.... Beejee chudaa kar phir bhaag gayee.....main bhi unke peeche bhaaga....jahan rang rakhe theh main-ne unheh vahan jaa ke peeeeeche se pakad liya....peeeche se ek haath unke pet pe rakha aur peeche se hi ek haath se unke gaalon pe gulaal malneh lagaa.. Main : oo..beejee.. Holi ehhhhhhh....

Beejee : hat shaitaann... .mmmm hum log front ki deewaar se kaafi door theh..isliye humein koi dekh nahin sakta tha......... ...kyunki rang aur gubbaare bilkuk paas mein hi padeh theh, main-ne unke gaal se haath hata kar ek gubbaaraa haath mein liya..aur apne haath mein hi rakh ke beejee ke pet pe maaraa.... Main : holi ehhhhhhh.... .

Beejee : ohhh..putar. Main-nu vee gubbaare mardaa hai... Mera ek haath abhi beejee ke pet par kus ke rakha tha jisse beejee bhaag naa jaaye....... . Main-ne dibbaa (jar) rang ki baaltee mein daaltaa...aur dibba beejee ke sir pe ulat diya.....

Beejee : ohhh..tu teh mainu poora geela kar dita hai..chohr main-nu.. Main : beejee..hallee teh holi shuru hi kiti hai.... Main-ne ek dibba aur daal diya beejee ke sir pe.........beejee ne raat waala salwaar kameeez pehna tha jo kee bahut patleh kapdeh ka tha..beejee ki kameez geelee ho gayee thee..unke badan se chipak gayee thee..unka kaalaa bra saaf dikh raha thaa..aur halkee halkee poori skin.. Ab main-ne haath mein thoda gulaal aur liya aur beejee ke galeh pe malneh laga....jo haath mera unke pet pe tha main usse unka pet halkaa halkaa dabbaaneh lagaa toh beejee hassneh lagee..