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Main : beejee market ich jagah jagah rang aur pichkaariaan mil rahee hain..ki holi aane waali eh ?

Beejee : aane waali ki eh..kal teh hai holi.. Main : beejee tussi khelde o holi ?

Beejee : pehle kheldi see...lekin iss shahar ich assi naye eh..teh khelen wala koi hai hi nahin..oopron tere saab vi nahin hain iss vaari.. Main : beejee main-nu teh holi bahut pasand eh....par iss vaari lagdaa eh main vi nahin khel pavaangaa

Beejee : kyun..tere dost nahin bane yahan par..main tenu kal di chutti de sakdi aan main : ith-theh mera koi dost nahin eh....beejee tussi kheloge mere naal ?

Beejee : main..!!..main- nu teh holi koi khaas pasand vi nahin eh.. Main : theek eh..ik saal holi nahin kheli teh kaun see aafat aa jaayegee..agle saal tak teh shayad dost ban jaayen main-ne moonh latkaateh hue bola..beejee se mera dukh dekha na gayaa

Beejee : achcha theek eh..main thoda jaya khel levaangeen tere naal..par eh gal tere saab noo pata nahin chalni chaahiye..o shayad bura manaa baithe main thoda khush ho kar bola main : nahin beejee saab noo eh gal pata kaise chalegee.... .teh main market jaa ke thoda rang le aanvaa

Beejee : hune nahin....khaana khaane de baad jaavin bachpun mein mere kafi yaar dost ban gaye theh jo meri hi tarah sadkon pe rehteh theh..hum aapas mein khoob holi khele karte theh..bhaang bhi peeteh theh.. Khaana khaane ke baad mein market se thoda gulaal, thoda pakkaa rang, gubbaare aur khud ke liye bhaang le aaya.......lekin ghar aakar main-ne beejee ko sirf gulaal aur gubbare hi dikhaaye.. Beejee table pe khaana khaatee thee aur main farsh (floor) pe. Jab saab hote theh toh main khaana kitchen mein khaata tha...lekin jab saab nahin hote theh toh main aur beejee tv dekhteh hue khaana khaate theh..beejee table pe aur main farsh pe....khaana khaate hue beejee bolin


Beejee : dharam, tenu dum aaloo banane hune aaye nahin... Main : kyun beejee, kee kamee see

Beejee : dum aaloo di grevi kafi gaadi honee chaahiye..aur teri teh bilkul paani see main : gaadi kaise kee jaandee hai ?

Beejee : aglee vaar main banaavaangi dum aaloo teh dekhee.. Main-ne haste hue kaha main : haan..ho sakdaa hai twaade aaluon ich dum ho..

Beejee : aur eh jeh tu kal aam laayaa eh..vilkul sookeh eh..iss ich teh zara vee rus nahin..tenu aam dekhne nahin aandeh ? Main : beejee mere khayaal naal teh aam jitna badaa honda eh..us ich utnaa zyaada rus honda eh..aisa nahin hai kee?


Beejee : zaroori nahin....tu aam dabaa ke nahin dekhdaa.. Main : nahin

Beejee : agar aam asaani naal dab jaayen teh vo raseeleh hain..agar nahin teh unhaan ich rus nahin hai main : theek hai beejee, ab se har vaar aam dabbbbaa ke dekhoonga..
Beejee : aur tu kaatneh waleh aam kyun laayaa hai..chusan waleh kyun nahin layaa main : kyun beejee, chuuusssan waleh aam koi alag honde hain

Beejee : aur kee..chusan waleh aam ich rus zyaada honda eh.. Main : beejee par mere khayaal teh chusan waleh aamaan da size thoda chota honda eh..teh jin aamaan da size bada honda eh veh kattan waastey honde ehn..

Beejee : chusan waleh aam chote teh nahin....lekin inhen bade vee nahin honde ki kisi de haath ich hi na aayen....chusan waleh aam haath ich asaani naal aa jaande ehn...... Main : main teh kadi chusan waleh aam khaaye nahin...