17-01-2022, 10:01 PM
Main - suresh aaj main Tumhari aunty nahi bakli Tumari 2nd mom huun .... Tumhari dost huun .... Tumhe aaj see koyi kaami nahi honi dungi ... Bas ek problem hai who Tumhi slove kar sakte hoo beta
suresh - aunty kya problem ... Plz bolona ... Dekha main jaha problem waha ....
Main - arey beta maine tumhari mom se kaha ki aap suresh 8 pm ko tution ko mere paas bhejo ... Unhone Tumari problem batadi ... Kya Tumhe akele ko main shikha sakti hoon ....
Suresh - aunty chalega ... Thankyou .... Aap bhohat hee achi hoo ....
Main uski yeh bateen sunkar jara heeran hogayi ki ... Joo bacha mujhe strikt keh raha tha who achaanak kaise maan gaya .... Who bhi jab main usse akele main shikane wali huun .... Mujhe laga ki who nahi maane gaa ....
Main - suresh aaj see main Tumhari mom huh chalegana ...
Suresh - aunty meri mom too hai leken aap ne kaha tha ki aajse aap meri dost hoo .... Bolna ki ... Kya aap abhi se hi bhool gayi .....
Main uski yeh baateen sunkar kar laga ki yeh baacha sach main alag hai sabse .... Bhohat hee directly bolta hai ... Uski age srif 15 yrs ya 16 yrs ki hogi lekeen bateen bhohat hee bado jaisi karta hai ....
Main - aaccha baba main Tumhari dost huun , kal se aaj jao class ko ... Mujhe dost samajna .... Main strit nahi rahugi Tumare saath ... Paar iska yeh matlab nahi ki Tum apni studies par dayan nahi doge .... Phele mujhse wada karo ki Tum mere bete jaise marks laoge ....
Suresh - aunty studies ke time studies ... Aap ke liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon ....
Main aur bhe dang reh gayi ... Isko zara ungali pakdai to purra haath pakadna cha raha hai .... Paar mujhe uski mom ki wajese aur who mere bete ka best friend rehane ki wajese uske saath free hona pada ... Mujhe eehsas huwa ki suresh hee pahela ladka rahega ki joo mujhe bola ki aapke liye kuch bhi kar sakhta hoon ....
Main - beta kuch bhi nahi paar apni study par jara dhayan doo ...
Suresh - aunty thik hai kaal sham ko 6 pm ko class ke liye aayonga main
main - ok ... Aajana ... Hamra ghar to tumara hee hai ....
Suresh - aunty kya aap mujhe aapka mobile number dogiya kya ...?????
Main - ghar ka number to hai na Tumare paas phir kya karoge mera mobile number lekar ....
Suresh - kya aunty ek to dost bhi kehto aap aur mobile number bhi nahi dete
main - mobile number kiss liye beta
suresh - agar aap ghar par nahi rahi to class par aanee pahile call kar saku apko
main - ok likh lo **********
uske baad usse uska joo joo roop dikhana chalu kiya mujhe shock laga lekin kya karu usse sudarna tha ... Joo uska problem tha mujhe pata chalgaya tha aur usse main change kar sakti thi ....
Suresh - aunty , kya aap se ek baath kahu .. Plz aap mom aur suraj ko maat batana ... Plz ... Aap ko mere kasam ....
Main - ok kissi ok kuch nahi kahungi main
suresh - aap ko muje chilayengi to nahi na ....
Main - arey beta aisi koyi baat nahi hai ...
Suresh - arey aunty aissi hee baath hai ... Jande do phir kabhi batonga main apko ...
Mujhe kuch samaj main nahi aa raha tha ki kya kehana chahata hai who .... Aaisi kya baat hai uske maan main .... Who kaun sa raaz hai uske maan main .... Main bhohat bechain hone lagi thi .... Mujhe laga ki koye bada problem hai .... Mujhe aur bhi free hona padega uske saath ... Chahe koyi bhi baath hoo main usse nahi chila sakti .... Bas mere maan keh raha tha sangita jaan le uska raaz .... Puch usse kya baat hai ....
Main - beta , arey aaisi koyi baath nahi plz , bindass bateen karo mujse .... Aaj se ek friend jaise hee bateen karte jau mujhse ... Jab hum dono rahenge tab ... Plz bataona ... Plz .... Main kissi se kuch bhi nahi kahungi ....
Suresh - such keh rahi ho kya aap aunty ....??????
Main - such ... Plz khul ke bolona mujhse
suresh - aap aaj bohati khubsuraat laag rahi hoo .... Jaise ki koyi actress ....
Jab suresh ne yeh baat kahi too mujbe bohaat hee gussa aayaa .... Kyun ki who mere bete ka dost hai .... Main usse beta manti huun aur who aisa kaise keh sakta hai .. Who bhi itni choti umar main ... Mere maan karne laaga ki usse ek kass ke chata lagao par mere 2nd mind keh raha tha ki kissi ne pahili bar mujhe se aise khul ke baat ki ... Meri tarif ki ... Mera patine bhi kabhi aisi tariff ki ... Aur mujhe aacha laga ...
Main - yeh kya keh rahe ho ...?????
Suresh - ( jara daar kar ) i am Sorry aunty plz mom aur suraj ko nahi batana
main - mai nahi chilarahi Tum par ... Mai sundar nahi aur actress ki jaise bhi nahi lagti mai to budi hogai hoo ....
Jab main yeh sab kehke suresh ko dekh rahi thi tab who meri sari ki side main meri navel ko directly ghoor ta huwa bolne laga ki
suresh - aunty sach hai yeh sab ... Aap sach main bohat hee sundar hoo ... Aap to 20 saal ki bhi nahi lagti ....
Mujhe na jane yeh sab sunkar kya hone laga ... Aur accha bhi lagne laga ... Main bhohat hee alag feel karne lagi thi .... Mujhe kuch samaj main nahi aa raha tha ... Jara wakth bhi nahi hua aur usne itni assani se kaise keh diya .... Usse yeh bhi nahi socha ki main uske dost ki maa huun , uski maa ki age ki huun .... Tab mujhe eehass huwa ki uski maa kyun principal ke office main jana pada ... Teachers kyun usse marte hai .... Suresh such main inn sab bacho se alag hai ..... Mera maan keh raha tha ki who kaise bindass meri navel ko dekh raha hai ... Itna chota ladka hoke ... Meri jaise hitler auraat ko saint karne laaga .... Naa too main usse mar sakti the naa hee chila sakti ..... Kyon life main 1st time kissine mujh se aaise mere khul kar tariff ki phir chahe who koi bhi hoo ..... Mera maan andar hee pagal hote jaa raha tha ....
Main - suresh kuch maat kaho .... ( main jara sari se apna navel chupate huye boli )
suresh - aunty main such keh raha huun .... Aap ki kasam ....
Main - Tumna bhohat badmash ho ... ( mujhe bhi pata nahi chala ki mujhe sharam aayee .... Kyun ek bache ne mujh se yeh sab kaha )
suresh - such aunty .... Such aap bohat hee sundar hoo
main - dekho tumari mom atihongi chalo kaal class ko aanna yaad rakhna ... Aur sari books kele aanaa .... Mujhe down maat feel hone dena Tumhari mom aur suraj ke samne
suresh - aunty aap srif dekti jao ... Main kya karta hoo ....
Mujhe uski yeh baaten zara double meaning wali lagi .....
Main - kaya matlab ...?????
Suresh - arey aise marks laonga ki sub ko mujh par naaj hoga .... Akhir aap ke jaisi sundar teacher joo mujhe milgayi hai ....
Main- ( mujhe achha bhi laag raha tha aur sharaam bhi aarahi the , maine maan hee maan main kaha , ki kya rahu isska bhagwan , aap mujhe zara takad dena aisa sudharungina essa tab pata chagela ki main hitler huun ) aaccha ... Loo aagayi Tumari mom
pooja - maan gaya kya suresh class ke liye
main - haa maan gaya aap usse kaal se bhej dijyega .... Thik shaam ko 6 baje
pooja - main aapka yeh ehsaan kabhi nahi bhool lungi
main - plz pooja aap mujhe sharminda kar rahi hai .... Suresh kaal thik 6 baje aanna class ko
suresh aur uski mom boli - ok ...
Pooja - ok bye chalte hai kaal bhej dungi isse class ko
main - bye .....
To be continued .....
Isse ke aagee to suresh ka asli rang apko pata chalega aur mera haal bhi jab koi mere jaise auraat aisee halat main fasti hai to hawas ke aagee maryada , sab rishtey bekaar najar aatee hai ......
suresh - aunty kya problem ... Plz bolona ... Dekha main jaha problem waha ....
Main - arey beta maine tumhari mom se kaha ki aap suresh 8 pm ko tution ko mere paas bhejo ... Unhone Tumari problem batadi ... Kya Tumhe akele ko main shikha sakti hoon ....
Suresh - aunty chalega ... Thankyou .... Aap bhohat hee achi hoo ....
Main uski yeh bateen sunkar jara heeran hogayi ki ... Joo bacha mujhe strikt keh raha tha who achaanak kaise maan gaya .... Who bhi jab main usse akele main shikane wali huun .... Mujhe laga ki who nahi maane gaa ....
Main - suresh aaj see main Tumhari mom huh chalegana ...
Suresh - aunty meri mom too hai leken aap ne kaha tha ki aajse aap meri dost hoo .... Bolna ki ... Kya aap abhi se hi bhool gayi .....
Main uski yeh baateen sunkar kar laga ki yeh baacha sach main alag hai sabse .... Bhohat hee directly bolta hai ... Uski age srif 15 yrs ya 16 yrs ki hogi lekeen bateen bhohat hee bado jaisi karta hai ....
Main - aaccha baba main Tumhari dost huun , kal se aaj jao class ko ... Mujhe dost samajna .... Main strit nahi rahugi Tumare saath ... Paar iska yeh matlab nahi ki Tum apni studies par dayan nahi doge .... Phele mujhse wada karo ki Tum mere bete jaise marks laoge ....
Suresh - aunty studies ke time studies ... Aap ke liye main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon ....
Main aur bhe dang reh gayi ... Isko zara ungali pakdai to purra haath pakadna cha raha hai .... Paar mujhe uski mom ki wajese aur who mere bete ka best friend rehane ki wajese uske saath free hona pada ... Mujhe eehsas huwa ki suresh hee pahela ladka rahega ki joo mujhe bola ki aapke liye kuch bhi kar sakhta hoon ....
Main - beta kuch bhi nahi paar apni study par jara dhayan doo ...
Suresh - aunty thik hai kaal sham ko 6 pm ko class ke liye aayonga main
main - ok ... Aajana ... Hamra ghar to tumara hee hai ....
Suresh - aunty kya aap mujhe aapka mobile number dogiya kya ...?????
Main - ghar ka number to hai na Tumare paas phir kya karoge mera mobile number lekar ....
Suresh - kya aunty ek to dost bhi kehto aap aur mobile number bhi nahi dete
main - mobile number kiss liye beta
suresh - agar aap ghar par nahi rahi to class par aanee pahile call kar saku apko
main - ok likh lo **********
uske baad usse uska joo joo roop dikhana chalu kiya mujhe shock laga lekin kya karu usse sudarna tha ... Joo uska problem tha mujhe pata chalgaya tha aur usse main change kar sakti thi ....
Suresh - aunty , kya aap se ek baath kahu .. Plz aap mom aur suraj ko maat batana ... Plz ... Aap ko mere kasam ....
Main - ok kissi ok kuch nahi kahungi main
suresh - aap ko muje chilayengi to nahi na ....
Main - arey beta aisi koyi baat nahi hai ...
Suresh - arey aunty aissi hee baath hai ... Jande do phir kabhi batonga main apko ...
Mujhe kuch samaj main nahi aa raha tha ki kya kehana chahata hai who .... Aaisi kya baat hai uske maan main .... Who kaun sa raaz hai uske maan main .... Main bhohat bechain hone lagi thi .... Mujhe laga ki koye bada problem hai .... Mujhe aur bhi free hona padega uske saath ... Chahe koyi bhi baath hoo main usse nahi chila sakti .... Bas mere maan keh raha tha sangita jaan le uska raaz .... Puch usse kya baat hai ....
Main - beta , arey aaisi koyi baath nahi plz , bindass bateen karo mujse .... Aaj se ek friend jaise hee bateen karte jau mujhse ... Jab hum dono rahenge tab ... Plz bataona ... Plz .... Main kissi se kuch bhi nahi kahungi ....
Suresh - such keh rahi ho kya aap aunty ....??????
Main - such ... Plz khul ke bolona mujhse
suresh - aap aaj bohati khubsuraat laag rahi hoo .... Jaise ki koyi actress ....
Jab suresh ne yeh baat kahi too mujbe bohaat hee gussa aayaa .... Kyun ki who mere bete ka dost hai .... Main usse beta manti huun aur who aisa kaise keh sakta hai .. Who bhi itni choti umar main ... Mere maan karne laaga ki usse ek kass ke chata lagao par mere 2nd mind keh raha tha ki kissi ne pahili bar mujhe se aise khul ke baat ki ... Meri tarif ki ... Mera patine bhi kabhi aisi tariff ki ... Aur mujhe aacha laga ...
Main - yeh kya keh rahe ho ...?????
Suresh - ( jara daar kar ) i am Sorry aunty plz mom aur suraj ko nahi batana
main - mai nahi chilarahi Tum par ... Mai sundar nahi aur actress ki jaise bhi nahi lagti mai to budi hogai hoo ....
Jab main yeh sab kehke suresh ko dekh rahi thi tab who meri sari ki side main meri navel ko directly ghoor ta huwa bolne laga ki
suresh - aunty sach hai yeh sab ... Aap sach main bohat hee sundar hoo ... Aap to 20 saal ki bhi nahi lagti ....
Mujhe na jane yeh sab sunkar kya hone laga ... Aur accha bhi lagne laga ... Main bhohat hee alag feel karne lagi thi .... Mujhe kuch samaj main nahi aa raha tha ... Jara wakth bhi nahi hua aur usne itni assani se kaise keh diya .... Usse yeh bhi nahi socha ki main uske dost ki maa huun , uski maa ki age ki huun .... Tab mujhe eehass huwa ki uski maa kyun principal ke office main jana pada ... Teachers kyun usse marte hai .... Suresh such main inn sab bacho se alag hai ..... Mera maan keh raha tha ki who kaise bindass meri navel ko dekh raha hai ... Itna chota ladka hoke ... Meri jaise hitler auraat ko saint karne laaga .... Naa too main usse mar sakti the naa hee chila sakti ..... Kyon life main 1st time kissine mujh se aaise mere khul kar tariff ki phir chahe who koi bhi hoo ..... Mera maan andar hee pagal hote jaa raha tha ....
Main - suresh kuch maat kaho .... ( main jara sari se apna navel chupate huye boli )
suresh - aunty main such keh raha huun .... Aap ki kasam ....
Main - Tumna bhohat badmash ho ... ( mujhe bhi pata nahi chala ki mujhe sharam aayee .... Kyun ek bache ne mujh se yeh sab kaha )
suresh - such aunty .... Such aap bohat hee sundar hoo
main - dekho tumari mom atihongi chalo kaal class ko aanna yaad rakhna ... Aur sari books kele aanaa .... Mujhe down maat feel hone dena Tumhari mom aur suraj ke samne
suresh - aunty aap srif dekti jao ... Main kya karta hoo ....
Mujhe uski yeh baaten zara double meaning wali lagi .....
Main - kaya matlab ...?????
Suresh - arey aise marks laonga ki sub ko mujh par naaj hoga .... Akhir aap ke jaisi sundar teacher joo mujhe milgayi hai ....
Main- ( mujhe achha bhi laag raha tha aur sharaam bhi aarahi the , maine maan hee maan main kaha , ki kya rahu isska bhagwan , aap mujhe zara takad dena aisa sudharungina essa tab pata chagela ki main hitler huun ) aaccha ... Loo aagayi Tumari mom
pooja - maan gaya kya suresh class ke liye
main - haa maan gaya aap usse kaal se bhej dijyega .... Thik shaam ko 6 baje
pooja - main aapka yeh ehsaan kabhi nahi bhool lungi
main - plz pooja aap mujhe sharminda kar rahi hai .... Suresh kaal thik 6 baje aanna class ko
suresh aur uski mom boli - ok ...
Pooja - ok bye chalte hai kaal bhej dungi isse class ko
main - bye .....
To be continued .....
Isse ke aagee to suresh ka asli rang apko pata chalega aur mera haal bhi jab koi mere jaise auraat aisee halat main fasti hai to hawas ke aagee maryada , sab rishtey bekaar najar aatee hai ......