16-01-2022, 06:42 PM
Sarhe saat baje main khara ho gayaa aaum Mammi se bolaa, “Main ek dost se milne jaa rahaa hoon shaye aane me der ho jaye.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ne halki muskurahat ke saath meri taraf dekhaa aaur bolein, “Th…theek hai jjjjjaao.” Main oonki aankhoon me jazbaat ki laali saf tarha se dekh saktaa thaa.
“Mammi mujhe bhi apne doostoon ke paas janaa hai wahaan agle hafte hone wale cricket match ke baare me baat kar ke programe ko pakkaa karna hai.” Main aaur Mammi jo ek doosre ko dekh rahe the Munna ki baat soon kar ham donoo gardan moor kar ooski taraf dekhne lage, Mammi ne fauran oosko jaane ki ejazzat de di, Mammi ki permission milte hi Munna oochal kar khara ho gayaa aaur kapra change karne ke liye apne kamre ki taraf chalaa gayaa. Ooske jaate hi maine Mammi se bahut halki aawaaz me kahaa, “Jaan jab ham donoo wapas aaein to tum TV Lounge ke bajaaye apne kamre me rehnaa aaur jab taak main naa boolaaoon tum apne kamre se bahar maat aanaa.” Mammi ko yeh keh kar main ghar se nikal kar sidhe Shahji ke yahaan pahunch gayaa, choonke Munna bhi ab kisi waqat yahaan pahunch ne hi walaa thaa iss liye Shahji se ek do baat kar ke aaur oosse kamre ke window ko jo bahar baramde me khulti thi oosse khulaa hoowa rakhne ka keha aaur darwaaze ko ander se bolt naa karne ka keh kar ooske dookaan wale hisse me jaa kar choop gayaa, wahaan light na jalne ki wajah se andheraa thaa aaur main wahaan kharaa apne jazbaat se tane hoowe lund ko sehlaa taa hoowaa Munna ke aane kaa intezaar kar rahaa thaa.
Thori der me bahar ke darwaaze par knock karne ki aawaaz ko soon kar main chaukannaa ho gayaa, bahar se qadmoon ki chap aaur darwaza khulne ki aawaaz aa ii, main samajh gaya ke Munna aagayaa hai, phir Shahji ki aawaaz`aai wooh keh rahaa thaa, “Too time ka bahut pakkaa hai, chal kamre me chal.” Phir qadmoon ki chap aai aaur khamoshi chaa gai, dono kamre me jaa chookae the, main taqriban 10 Minute ke baad nikal kar dabe pair koi aawaaz nikale be-ghair kamre ki khirki ke paas pahuncha, khirki thori si khuli hoowi thi jas se pooraa kamraa saaf dekhaa jaa saktaa tha, khirki se ander jhaankaa to dekhaa ande donoo nange hochooke the aaur Shahji bistar par chit letaa hoowaa tha Munna Shahji ke donoo taangoon ke beech baitha hoowaa Shahji ke lund ko choos rahaa thaa. Thori der baad Shahji Munne ke moohn se apne lund ko nikaal kar baith gayaa aaur apne lund ko sehlataa hoowaa Munna se bola, “Aajaa ab let kar apni chootar oothaa le.”
Munna Shahji ke lund ko dekhtaa hoowaa aaundha ho kar bistar par lettaa hoowa bola, “Tum ne kal bahut zor zor se kia thaa mujhe bahut takleef hoowi thi aaur abhi taak mere gand me dard ho rahaa hai, aaj aahistaa aahistaa karna.”
Shahji Munna ke piche jaa kar pehle to thook se apne lund ko gilaa kia aaur thora thook Munna ke gang ke sooraakh par giraa kar apne lund ke tope ko gand ke sooraakh se ragartaa hoowaa bola, “Har naye gand marwane waaloon ko do chaar din aisi takleef rehti hai baad me har takleef khatam ho jaati hai aaur sirif mazaa hi miltaa hai, issliye fikar mat kar.” Yeh keh kar wooh kamar ka jhatkaa markar apne lund ko Munna ki gand me ghoosaa diyaa.
“Oooooofffff aaaaahistaa mmmujhe takleef horahi hai,” Lund ke ghooste hi Munna siski le kar barbaraaya.
Ab iss khel me mere entry ka waqat aa gayaa thaa, main khirki se hat kar darwaze ke paas gaya aaur ek jhatke se darwaze ko khol kar ander kamre me dakhil ho gayaa, mere iss entry se ek saath do baatein hoowein, ek wooh dono harbaraa kar ek doosre se alag ho gaee aaur main behad ghusse aaur hairat ki acting kar taa hoowaa dharaa, “Yyyyyeeeh kkkiaa ho raha hai, Shahji, madharchood too mere bhai ki gand maar rahaa hai main tujhe zindaa nahi choroon gaa,” Yeh kehtaa hoowaa main oochal kar Shahji se iss tarah lapat gayaa jaise main ooss se larne ke liye laptaa hoon, main kankhioon se Munna ko bhi dekh rahaa thaa, ooska chehraa dar aaur khauf se pilaa par gayaa thaa aaur ooskaa pooraa badan dahshaat se kaanp rahaa thaa.
Oos waqat Shahji ne aisi acting ki thi ke oosse award milna chahiye thaa, wooh bhi ghabrahat ki acting kartaa hoowa ek jhatke se mujhe khud se alag kia aaur iss tarah gehraa saans liaa jaise mujhe dekh kar ooske jaan me jaan aai ho aaur kehne lagaa, “Behanchood too to aise oochaal kood machaa rahaa hai jaise qiyaamat aa gaya ho, saale tera bhai gand marwaa kar maze hi to le rahaa hai teri gardan to nahi kaat rahaa hai.”
“Saale tum se to main baad me nimtoon gaa abhi hangaamaa kar ke koi tamashaa banaaoon gaa to hamari hi badnaami ho gi,” Shahji se yeh keh kar main Munna par apnaa pooraa ghussa dekhaa taa hoowa oosse bola, “Chalo jaldi kapre pehno aaur mere saath chalo, ghar jaa kar dekhnaa tumhara kia haal kartaa hoon.”
Munna khauf se kaanptaa aaur rota hoowa bistar se ootar ke mere mer pair par gir gayaa aaur rote hoowe girgira kar kehne lagaa, “Bh..bh..bhai mmmujhe maaf kardo ab zindagi me aisi galti nahi karoon ga,” Yeh keh kar wooh Shahji ki taraf dekhaa aaur rote hoowe Shahji se kehne lagaa, “Shahji mujhe bachaa lo bhai mujhe ghar le jaa kar jaan se maar dega.”
Shahji Munna ke baazo ko pakar kar oothaayaa aaur tassaalli detaa hoowaa bola, “Abe dartaa kiun hai tujhe koi kuch nahi kahe gaa, yeh jo tera bhai gusse me itnaa ochaal raha hai yeh gandu khud mujh se aaur mere doostoon se gand marwaataa hai phir yeh tujhe kis moohn se kia kahe gaa,”
Ab acting ki meri baari thi, main ghabraa kar iss tarah bolne lagaa jaise apnaa bhaandaa phootne par ghabra gayaa hoon, “Sh…shahji ttttum kkia oolti sidhi baat kar rahe ho.”
Shahji ki baat soon kar Munna ka moohn hairat se khole kaa khoola rah gayaa thaa, wooh wahein zameen par baithe kaa baithaa hi rah gayaa thaa ooske moohn se sirif itna niklaa, “Kkkkkkiiiiiiiiiaa bh..bhaaai bhi…………..”
Munna ki barbarah soon kar main iss tarah acting karne lagaa jaise meri samaajh me hi nahi aa rahaa hai ke kia boloon aaur kia nahi boloon, main fauran Munna se kahaa, “Munna tum Shahji ki baat par yaqeen mat karnaa yeh bahut jhootaa aadmi hai.” Phir Shahji ki taraf dekhte hoowe oosko gaali detaa hoowaa bola, “Kamine tttum ne qasam khaa kar wadaa kia thaa ke tum yeh baat kabhi kisi ko nahi bolo ge.”
Meri baat soon kar Shahji zor se hanstaa hoowaa bolaa, “Saale ek taraf to too Munna se keh rahaa hai ke main jhoot bol rahaa hoon aaur doosri taraf mujh se kisi ko naa kehne kaa wadaa yaad dilaa kar apni zabaan se mujh se gand marwaane ka iqraar kar rahaa hai, saale ab apne dimaagh ko thandaa kar ke sooch ke jab too khud maza lene ke liye gand marwaa saktaa hai to Munna kiun nahi marwaa saktaa hai, yeh bhi ab jawaan ho rahaa hai iss ko bhi teri tarah poora mazaa lene ka haq hai,” Yeh keh kar Shahji thora choop ho gayaa phir Munna ki taraf eshaaraa karke kehne lagaa, “Dekh rahaa hai ye bechaaraa dar ke maare abhi taak kaanpte hoowe ro rahaa hai, ab jabke too isse gand marwaate hoowe dekh hi chookaa hai aaur isse bhi ab maaloom ho gayaa hai ke too bhi gand marwaataa hai to ab choopane ke liye kia rah gayaa hai, ab too khud isse oothaa kar kharaa kar aaur iisse tasalli de ke too yeh baat naa to kisi ko bole gaa naa hi too iss se kuch kahe gaa aaur haan too is ko keh de ke yeh jab chaahe mere paas aa kar gand marwaa saktaa hai.”
Main Munna ki taraf dekhaa wooh sar jhookaye hoowe zameen par baithaa abhi taak siskiaan le rahaa thaa, mujhe ab kia bolnaa thaa yeh pehle hi se sooch rakhaa thaa aaur yeh bhi sooch liyaa thaa ke main bilkul khole aaur nange elfaaz (Shabdoon) me gand aaur gandmarwaane jaise nange elfaaz ko bar bar repeat karoon iss se Munna ke ander ki jhijhaak ko kam karne me madadgaar hogaa, main Shahji ki taraf dekh kar halki muskurahat ke saath aankh maar kar jhooka aaur Munna ke baazo ko pakar kar oosse oothaa taa hoowaa bola, “Munna ab to tum jaan hi chooke ho ke main bhi Shahji se gand marwaataa hoon phir main tum ko kis moohn se kuch keh saktaa hoon, Shahji theek kehtaa hai ke tum bhi ab jawaan ho rahe ho tum ko bhi sex ka mazaa lene kaa pooraa haq hai, sirif itnaa dheyaan me rakhnaa ke kabhi hamaraa raz kisi ko maaloom naa ho aaur aage jo bhi karo bahut ehteyaat aaur raazdaari se karnaa, ab main ghar jaa rahaa hoon tum ab be-ghair kisi dar ke Shahji se gand marwaa kar poora mazaa le kar ek ghante ke ander ghar aa jaanaa.” Yeh keh kar main wapas jaane ke liye darwaaze ki taraf barhaa hi thaa ke Shahji mujhe rookne ke liye kahaa, main rook kar paltaa aaur Shahji ki taraf dekhte hoowe bola, “Kia baat hai Shahji mujhe kiun rookaa hai ?”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ne halki muskurahat ke saath meri taraf dekhaa aaur bolein, “Th…theek hai jjjjjaao.” Main oonki aankhoon me jazbaat ki laali saf tarha se dekh saktaa thaa.
“Mammi mujhe bhi apne doostoon ke paas janaa hai wahaan agle hafte hone wale cricket match ke baare me baat kar ke programe ko pakkaa karna hai.” Main aaur Mammi jo ek doosre ko dekh rahe the Munna ki baat soon kar ham donoo gardan moor kar ooski taraf dekhne lage, Mammi ne fauran oosko jaane ki ejazzat de di, Mammi ki permission milte hi Munna oochal kar khara ho gayaa aaur kapra change karne ke liye apne kamre ki taraf chalaa gayaa. Ooske jaate hi maine Mammi se bahut halki aawaaz me kahaa, “Jaan jab ham donoo wapas aaein to tum TV Lounge ke bajaaye apne kamre me rehnaa aaur jab taak main naa boolaaoon tum apne kamre se bahar maat aanaa.” Mammi ko yeh keh kar main ghar se nikal kar sidhe Shahji ke yahaan pahunch gayaa, choonke Munna bhi ab kisi waqat yahaan pahunch ne hi walaa thaa iss liye Shahji se ek do baat kar ke aaur oosse kamre ke window ko jo bahar baramde me khulti thi oosse khulaa hoowa rakhne ka keha aaur darwaaze ko ander se bolt naa karne ka keh kar ooske dookaan wale hisse me jaa kar choop gayaa, wahaan light na jalne ki wajah se andheraa thaa aaur main wahaan kharaa apne jazbaat se tane hoowe lund ko sehlaa taa hoowaa Munna ke aane kaa intezaar kar rahaa thaa.
Thori der me bahar ke darwaaze par knock karne ki aawaaz ko soon kar main chaukannaa ho gayaa, bahar se qadmoon ki chap aaur darwaza khulne ki aawaaz aa ii, main samajh gaya ke Munna aagayaa hai, phir Shahji ki aawaaz`aai wooh keh rahaa thaa, “Too time ka bahut pakkaa hai, chal kamre me chal.” Phir qadmoon ki chap aai aaur khamoshi chaa gai, dono kamre me jaa chookae the, main taqriban 10 Minute ke baad nikal kar dabe pair koi aawaaz nikale be-ghair kamre ki khirki ke paas pahuncha, khirki thori si khuli hoowi thi jas se pooraa kamraa saaf dekhaa jaa saktaa tha, khirki se ander jhaankaa to dekhaa ande donoo nange hochooke the aaur Shahji bistar par chit letaa hoowaa tha Munna Shahji ke donoo taangoon ke beech baitha hoowaa Shahji ke lund ko choos rahaa thaa. Thori der baad Shahji Munne ke moohn se apne lund ko nikaal kar baith gayaa aaur apne lund ko sehlataa hoowaa Munna se bola, “Aajaa ab let kar apni chootar oothaa le.”
Munna Shahji ke lund ko dekhtaa hoowaa aaundha ho kar bistar par lettaa hoowa bola, “Tum ne kal bahut zor zor se kia thaa mujhe bahut takleef hoowi thi aaur abhi taak mere gand me dard ho rahaa hai, aaj aahistaa aahistaa karna.”
Shahji Munna ke piche jaa kar pehle to thook se apne lund ko gilaa kia aaur thora thook Munna ke gang ke sooraakh par giraa kar apne lund ke tope ko gand ke sooraakh se ragartaa hoowaa bola, “Har naye gand marwane waaloon ko do chaar din aisi takleef rehti hai baad me har takleef khatam ho jaati hai aaur sirif mazaa hi miltaa hai, issliye fikar mat kar.” Yeh keh kar wooh kamar ka jhatkaa markar apne lund ko Munna ki gand me ghoosaa diyaa.
“Oooooofffff aaaaahistaa mmmujhe takleef horahi hai,” Lund ke ghooste hi Munna siski le kar barbaraaya.
Ab iss khel me mere entry ka waqat aa gayaa thaa, main khirki se hat kar darwaze ke paas gaya aaur ek jhatke se darwaze ko khol kar ander kamre me dakhil ho gayaa, mere iss entry se ek saath do baatein hoowein, ek wooh dono harbaraa kar ek doosre se alag ho gaee aaur main behad ghusse aaur hairat ki acting kar taa hoowaa dharaa, “Yyyyyeeeh kkkiaa ho raha hai, Shahji, madharchood too mere bhai ki gand maar rahaa hai main tujhe zindaa nahi choroon gaa,” Yeh kehtaa hoowaa main oochal kar Shahji se iss tarah lapat gayaa jaise main ooss se larne ke liye laptaa hoon, main kankhioon se Munna ko bhi dekh rahaa thaa, ooska chehraa dar aaur khauf se pilaa par gayaa thaa aaur ooskaa pooraa badan dahshaat se kaanp rahaa thaa.
Oos waqat Shahji ne aisi acting ki thi ke oosse award milna chahiye thaa, wooh bhi ghabrahat ki acting kartaa hoowa ek jhatke se mujhe khud se alag kia aaur iss tarah gehraa saans liaa jaise mujhe dekh kar ooske jaan me jaan aai ho aaur kehne lagaa, “Behanchood too to aise oochaal kood machaa rahaa hai jaise qiyaamat aa gaya ho, saale tera bhai gand marwaa kar maze hi to le rahaa hai teri gardan to nahi kaat rahaa hai.”
“Saale tum se to main baad me nimtoon gaa abhi hangaamaa kar ke koi tamashaa banaaoon gaa to hamari hi badnaami ho gi,” Shahji se yeh keh kar main Munna par apnaa pooraa ghussa dekhaa taa hoowa oosse bola, “Chalo jaldi kapre pehno aaur mere saath chalo, ghar jaa kar dekhnaa tumhara kia haal kartaa hoon.”
Munna khauf se kaanptaa aaur rota hoowa bistar se ootar ke mere mer pair par gir gayaa aaur rote hoowe girgira kar kehne lagaa, “Bh..bh..bhai mmmujhe maaf kardo ab zindagi me aisi galti nahi karoon ga,” Yeh keh kar wooh Shahji ki taraf dekhaa aaur rote hoowe Shahji se kehne lagaa, “Shahji mujhe bachaa lo bhai mujhe ghar le jaa kar jaan se maar dega.”
Shahji Munna ke baazo ko pakar kar oothaayaa aaur tassaalli detaa hoowaa bola, “Abe dartaa kiun hai tujhe koi kuch nahi kahe gaa, yeh jo tera bhai gusse me itnaa ochaal raha hai yeh gandu khud mujh se aaur mere doostoon se gand marwaataa hai phir yeh tujhe kis moohn se kia kahe gaa,”
Ab acting ki meri baari thi, main ghabraa kar iss tarah bolne lagaa jaise apnaa bhaandaa phootne par ghabra gayaa hoon, “Sh…shahji ttttum kkia oolti sidhi baat kar rahe ho.”
Shahji ki baat soon kar Munna ka moohn hairat se khole kaa khoola rah gayaa thaa, wooh wahein zameen par baithe kaa baithaa hi rah gayaa thaa ooske moohn se sirif itna niklaa, “Kkkkkkiiiiiiiiiaa bh..bhaaai bhi…………..”
Munna ki barbarah soon kar main iss tarah acting karne lagaa jaise meri samaajh me hi nahi aa rahaa hai ke kia boloon aaur kia nahi boloon, main fauran Munna se kahaa, “Munna tum Shahji ki baat par yaqeen mat karnaa yeh bahut jhootaa aadmi hai.” Phir Shahji ki taraf dekhte hoowe oosko gaali detaa hoowaa bola, “Kamine tttum ne qasam khaa kar wadaa kia thaa ke tum yeh baat kabhi kisi ko nahi bolo ge.”
Meri baat soon kar Shahji zor se hanstaa hoowaa bolaa, “Saale ek taraf to too Munna se keh rahaa hai ke main jhoot bol rahaa hoon aaur doosri taraf mujh se kisi ko naa kehne kaa wadaa yaad dilaa kar apni zabaan se mujh se gand marwaane ka iqraar kar rahaa hai, saale ab apne dimaagh ko thandaa kar ke sooch ke jab too khud maza lene ke liye gand marwaa saktaa hai to Munna kiun nahi marwaa saktaa hai, yeh bhi ab jawaan ho rahaa hai iss ko bhi teri tarah poora mazaa lene ka haq hai,” Yeh keh kar Shahji thora choop ho gayaa phir Munna ki taraf eshaaraa karke kehne lagaa, “Dekh rahaa hai ye bechaaraa dar ke maare abhi taak kaanpte hoowe ro rahaa hai, ab jabke too isse gand marwaate hoowe dekh hi chookaa hai aaur isse bhi ab maaloom ho gayaa hai ke too bhi gand marwaataa hai to ab choopane ke liye kia rah gayaa hai, ab too khud isse oothaa kar kharaa kar aaur iisse tasalli de ke too yeh baat naa to kisi ko bole gaa naa hi too iss se kuch kahe gaa aaur haan too is ko keh de ke yeh jab chaahe mere paas aa kar gand marwaa saktaa hai.”
Main Munna ki taraf dekhaa wooh sar jhookaye hoowe zameen par baithaa abhi taak siskiaan le rahaa thaa, mujhe ab kia bolnaa thaa yeh pehle hi se sooch rakhaa thaa aaur yeh bhi sooch liyaa thaa ke main bilkul khole aaur nange elfaaz (Shabdoon) me gand aaur gandmarwaane jaise nange elfaaz ko bar bar repeat karoon iss se Munna ke ander ki jhijhaak ko kam karne me madadgaar hogaa, main Shahji ki taraf dekh kar halki muskurahat ke saath aankh maar kar jhooka aaur Munna ke baazo ko pakar kar oosse oothaa taa hoowaa bola, “Munna ab to tum jaan hi chooke ho ke main bhi Shahji se gand marwaataa hoon phir main tum ko kis moohn se kuch keh saktaa hoon, Shahji theek kehtaa hai ke tum bhi ab jawaan ho rahe ho tum ko bhi sex ka mazaa lene kaa pooraa haq hai, sirif itnaa dheyaan me rakhnaa ke kabhi hamaraa raz kisi ko maaloom naa ho aaur aage jo bhi karo bahut ehteyaat aaur raazdaari se karnaa, ab main ghar jaa rahaa hoon tum ab be-ghair kisi dar ke Shahji se gand marwaa kar poora mazaa le kar ek ghante ke ander ghar aa jaanaa.” Yeh keh kar main wapas jaane ke liye darwaaze ki taraf barhaa hi thaa ke Shahji mujhe rookne ke liye kahaa, main rook kar paltaa aaur Shahji ki taraf dekhte hoowe bola, “Kia baat hai Shahji mujhe kiun rookaa hai ?”