16-01-2022, 06:32 PM
Main Mammi ki kamar me haath daal kar oonko le kar TV Lounge ki taraf jaane lagaa aaur chalte hoowe kahaa, “Koi baat nahi jaan-e-man agar tum ne pinaa shooroo kar dia hai to sorry ki kia baat hai, main aa gaya hoon ab donoo saath mil kar piyein ge, aaur haan tum ne Munna ko neend ki goli khilaaya thaa ?” Main Munna ke bare me poochtaa hoowa Mammi ke saath TV Lounge me dakhil hoowaa to dekhaa center Table par wisky ki bottle, paani ka jug saath do glass rakhaa hoowaa tha, bottle ko dekhte hi mujhe andaazaa ho gayaa ke Mammi ab taak kam se kam teen paig pi kar poori tarah masti me doobi hoowi hain.
Mammi mujhe saath le kar sofe par baith kar mere liye glass banati hoowi boolein, “Are aaj to oosse do ki bajaye teen (3) golli Horlicks ke saath milaa kar pilaa diyaa hai, tujhe to maaloom hi hai ke wooh Horlicks pine se kitnaa bhaagtaa hai, magar maine soochaa ke aaj pehli baar gand marwaayaa hai thaak gayaa ho ga bechaaraa issliye zor zabardasti apne haath se oosse dawaa milaya hoowaa poore ka pooraa glass pilaa hi diyaa, bas pi kar wooh fauran apne kamre me challa gayaa. Abhi tere aane se 15 minute pehle ooske kamre me jaa kar dekhaa wooh gehri neend so chookaa thaa bas ooske baad mujh se sabar nahi hoowaa aaur pine lagi. Yeh keh kar Mammi meri taraf bhara hoowaa glass barhaate hoowe maani khaiz muskurahat ke saath bolein, “Jaano mujhe maaloom hai ke too Munna ke aane ke baad Shahji ke paas sab kuch maaloom karne gayaa hogaa, ab mujhe bhi sab kuch bataa.”
Mammi ke haath se glass le kar ek hi saans me aadhaa glaas pi kar glass ko table par rakhaa aaur Mammi ko khaich kar apne gaud me baithaayaa aaur oonki chaatioon ko dabata hoowaa shooroo se aakhir taak sab kuch bataa diyaa aaur yeh bhi batayaa ke Munna to Shahji ki gand maarnaa chahtaa tha, yeh sab batane ke baad bola, “Meri Jaan, abhi taak maine jo kuch soochaa thaa sab kuch waisaa hi hoowaa hai ab hamaara programe yeh hai ke kal hi Shahji Munna ko eight (8 )baje boolaae ga, main Munna ke wahaan pahunchne se pehle hi jaa kar choop jaawoon gaa taake raange haanthoo oosko gand marwaate hoowe pakar loon bas ooske baad Munna bhi hamaraa raazdaar ban kar wahi kare gaa jo ham kahein ge.” Maine Shahji ke saath banaayaa hoowa pooraa programe Mammi ko tafseel se bataa diyaa.
Meri sab baat soon kar Mammi kasmasate hoowe meri gaud se ootar kar mere barabar sofe par baith gaein aaur apna glass table se oothaya aaur ek baraa ghoont le kar oosme baaqi bache hoowe sharab ko khatam karke glass ko table par rakh kar kehne lagein, “Main poore yaqeen se keh sakti hoon ke aage bhi sab kuch wahi ho gaa jo too chahtaa hai, issliye jo teraa dil chahe kar main har haal me tere saath hoon aaur har qadam pe teri madad karoon gi jis tarah Aasma ke liye teri madad kar rahi hoon,” Itna keh kar wooh choop ho kar nashili aankhoon se muskuraate hoowe meri taraf dekhne lagein phir mere gaal ko sehlaate hoowe bolein, “Jaanoo ! akele me jab apne baare me soochti hoon to mujhe yaqeen nahi aataa hai ke kia waqai main wahi Razia hoon jo bahut sharmili aaur mashraqi housewife ki misaal thi, jo kisi bhi ajnabi mard se sharam ke maare baat bhi nahi karsakti thi, magar ab main wooh Razia hi nahi rahi, ab sharab piti hoon, ajnabi mardoon ke liye main randi ban chooki hoon jo paise de kar mujhe choodte hain, apne sage bete se bhi choodwaati hoon. Ab to meraa yeh haal hai ke koi bhi mard mujhe choodnaa chaahe main fauran kapre ootaar kar choodwaane ke liye tayyar ho jaaoon gi. Sirif yeh nahi ke main badli hoon balke mere kheyaalaat meri sooch aaur meri khawaahish bhi badal gaai hai. Ab jab too Najmaa ko choodtaa hai to mujhe tum dono bhai behan ki choodai ko dekh kar bahut mazaa aataa hai, oos waqat tujhe dekh kar choodwaate hoowe mujhe ek anokhe qisim ka maza miltaa hai jab Shahji aaur ooske doost mujhe choodte hain aaur too jazbaat me doobaa apne lund ko sehlaataa hoowaa mujhe choodwaate hoowe dekhtaa hai, ab main tere aaur Aasma ki choodai dekhne ke liye be-chain hoon, yeh dekhnaa chahti hoon too Munna ki gand kaise maare gaa aaur Munna teri gand kaise maare gaa. waise mujhe abhi bhi Shahji ke iss baat par yaqeen nahi aa raha hai ke Munna Shahji ki gand maarna chahtaa thaa. Kia waqai wooh itnaa bara ho gaya hai ke kisi ko chood sakee are abhi to wooh 15 saal ka bhi nahi hoowa hai.”
“Meri Jaan, pehle to mujhe bhi Shahji ki baat par yaqeen nahi aayaa tha magar jab ghaur kia to mujhe ooski baat par yaqeen aane lagaa, ab agar tum bhi zara ghaur se oosko dekho gi to tum ko bhi yaqeen aajaaye ga, ab wooh bhi jawaan ho raha hai aaur ab to ooske hoontoon par halki hali moonchein bhi aani shoro ho gayi hain aaur to aaur Shahji ne yeh bhi bataya hai ke wooh pichle chand mahinoo se mooth maar kar paani bhi nikalnaa shooroo kar diya hai. Ab khud bataao ke jo mooth maar kar paani nikaaltaa ho kia wooh chood nahi saktaa hai.? Yeh kah kar maine bhi apnaa glass khali kia aaur apne aaur Mammi ke liye doosraa glass banane lagaa, glass bana kar jab maine oonki taraf glass barhaya to dekha oonki aankhein band hain aaur wooh sofe ke back par apna sar rakhaa hoowaa thaa, main samjha ke aaj oonko charh gaai hai aaur nashe ki haalat me so chooki hain. Main glass ko wapas table par rakh kar aahistaa se oonko hilaate hoowe bolaa, “Are yeh kia tum so kiun rahi ho, main ne jo kuch kaha tum ne soona yaa nahi ?”
Mere hilaate hi Mammi ek jhirjhiri le kar sidhi baith gaein aaur meri taraf dekhaa, aaur ek dum mujh se lapat kar apne hoont ko mere gaal par rakhaa aaur gehre gehre saans lete hoowe sargoshi me bolein, “M…main sooi nahi sab soon rahi hoon, aaur yeh jaan kar ke wooh ab kisi ko bhi chood saktaa hai mere poore badan me sansanahat hone lagi hai.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main muskura kar doobaraa oonko khainch kar apne gaud me baithayaa aaur oonke hoont ko piyaar kartaa hoowa bolaa, “Meri jaan, mujh se apne dil ki baat kiun choopaati ho, saaf saaf yeh kiun nahi kehti ho ke tumhaare badan me sansanahaat oos se choodwaane ke baare me sooch kar ho rahi hai.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ke moohn se jazbaat bhari siskari nikli aaur mujh se lapat kar tez tez saans lete hoowe bolein, “Haan….haan tum ne bilkul theek samjha hai mere dimaagh me oos se bhi choodwaane ka hi kheyaal aayaa thaa aaur yeh baat dimaagh me aate hi mera badan sansanaana shooroo kar diyaa aaur meri choot me bhi paani aane lagaa,”
Main apna haath Mammi ki taangoon ke beech ghusaa kar oonki choot ko sehlataa hoowaa bolaa, “Main to samaajh rahaa thaa ke abhi kam se kam saal bhar baad hi wooh kisi ko choodne ke qabil ho gaa phir ham donoo mil kar tumko aaur Najma ko chooda karein ge magar wooh to abi se hi choodne ke qabil ho gayaa hai, phir intezaar kis baat ka, ab kal jab ham donoo Shahji ke yahaan se wapas aaein ge to kal hi choodai ki opening ceremony kar lein ge, kiun tum tayyar ho ?”
Meri baat soon kar jawaab me Mammi ne mera lund pakar liyaa aaur dabate hoowe jazbaat se bhari aawaaz me kisi bail (Bull) ki tarah phankaarte hoowe bolein, “Are too kal ki baat kartaa hai main to abhi tayyar hoon.”
Mammi ki aankhoon ki laali aaur oonki kanpkanpaati aawaaz bataa rahi thi ke wooh jazbaat se be-qaaboo ho rahi hain, idhar yeh sab baatoon ne mere jazbaat ko bhi bharkaa diyaa thaa aaur aise moqe par meri baatoon me nangaapan aa jaataa aaur main gaalioon ki zabaan me baatein karne lagtaa thaa, iss waqat bhi yahi hoowaa, main zor zor se oonki choot ko sehlaataa hoowaa bolaa, “Saali randi, ek bete ko to madharchood bana diyaa hai ab doosre ko maadharchood banane me itni jaldi bhi kia hai kal taak intezaar kar le wise bhi wooh nayaa gandu neend ki goli khaa kar so rahaa hai issliye wooh aaj to chood bhi nahi sake gaa, haan abhi ham sirif yeh kar sakte hain ke ooske kamre me jaa kar ooske lund ko dekhein ke aakhir ooska lund kitnaa baraa hai aaur kia waaqaai ooskaa lund choodne ke qabil ho gayaa hai.”
“Are yeh baat mere dimaagh me pehle kiun nahi aayaa, khair ab ooth aaur chalte hain ooske kamre me.” Meri baat ne jaise Mammi ke badan me current daura diyaa ho aaur wooh ekdum meri gaud se ootar kar khari ho gaaien.
Mammi mujhe saath le kar sofe par baith kar mere liye glass banati hoowi boolein, “Are aaj to oosse do ki bajaye teen (3) golli Horlicks ke saath milaa kar pilaa diyaa hai, tujhe to maaloom hi hai ke wooh Horlicks pine se kitnaa bhaagtaa hai, magar maine soochaa ke aaj pehli baar gand marwaayaa hai thaak gayaa ho ga bechaaraa issliye zor zabardasti apne haath se oosse dawaa milaya hoowaa poore ka pooraa glass pilaa hi diyaa, bas pi kar wooh fauran apne kamre me challa gayaa. Abhi tere aane se 15 minute pehle ooske kamre me jaa kar dekhaa wooh gehri neend so chookaa thaa bas ooske baad mujh se sabar nahi hoowaa aaur pine lagi. Yeh keh kar Mammi meri taraf bhara hoowaa glass barhaate hoowe maani khaiz muskurahat ke saath bolein, “Jaano mujhe maaloom hai ke too Munna ke aane ke baad Shahji ke paas sab kuch maaloom karne gayaa hogaa, ab mujhe bhi sab kuch bataa.”
Mammi ke haath se glass le kar ek hi saans me aadhaa glaas pi kar glass ko table par rakhaa aaur Mammi ko khaich kar apne gaud me baithaayaa aaur oonki chaatioon ko dabata hoowaa shooroo se aakhir taak sab kuch bataa diyaa aaur yeh bhi batayaa ke Munna to Shahji ki gand maarnaa chahtaa tha, yeh sab batane ke baad bola, “Meri Jaan, abhi taak maine jo kuch soochaa thaa sab kuch waisaa hi hoowaa hai ab hamaara programe yeh hai ke kal hi Shahji Munna ko eight (8 )baje boolaae ga, main Munna ke wahaan pahunchne se pehle hi jaa kar choop jaawoon gaa taake raange haanthoo oosko gand marwaate hoowe pakar loon bas ooske baad Munna bhi hamaraa raazdaar ban kar wahi kare gaa jo ham kahein ge.” Maine Shahji ke saath banaayaa hoowa pooraa programe Mammi ko tafseel se bataa diyaa.
Meri sab baat soon kar Mammi kasmasate hoowe meri gaud se ootar kar mere barabar sofe par baith gaein aaur apna glass table se oothaya aaur ek baraa ghoont le kar oosme baaqi bache hoowe sharab ko khatam karke glass ko table par rakh kar kehne lagein, “Main poore yaqeen se keh sakti hoon ke aage bhi sab kuch wahi ho gaa jo too chahtaa hai, issliye jo teraa dil chahe kar main har haal me tere saath hoon aaur har qadam pe teri madad karoon gi jis tarah Aasma ke liye teri madad kar rahi hoon,” Itna keh kar wooh choop ho kar nashili aankhoon se muskuraate hoowe meri taraf dekhne lagein phir mere gaal ko sehlaate hoowe bolein, “Jaanoo ! akele me jab apne baare me soochti hoon to mujhe yaqeen nahi aataa hai ke kia waqai main wahi Razia hoon jo bahut sharmili aaur mashraqi housewife ki misaal thi, jo kisi bhi ajnabi mard se sharam ke maare baat bhi nahi karsakti thi, magar ab main wooh Razia hi nahi rahi, ab sharab piti hoon, ajnabi mardoon ke liye main randi ban chooki hoon jo paise de kar mujhe choodte hain, apne sage bete se bhi choodwaati hoon. Ab to meraa yeh haal hai ke koi bhi mard mujhe choodnaa chaahe main fauran kapre ootaar kar choodwaane ke liye tayyar ho jaaoon gi. Sirif yeh nahi ke main badli hoon balke mere kheyaalaat meri sooch aaur meri khawaahish bhi badal gaai hai. Ab jab too Najmaa ko choodtaa hai to mujhe tum dono bhai behan ki choodai ko dekh kar bahut mazaa aataa hai, oos waqat tujhe dekh kar choodwaate hoowe mujhe ek anokhe qisim ka maza miltaa hai jab Shahji aaur ooske doost mujhe choodte hain aaur too jazbaat me doobaa apne lund ko sehlaataa hoowaa mujhe choodwaate hoowe dekhtaa hai, ab main tere aaur Aasma ki choodai dekhne ke liye be-chain hoon, yeh dekhnaa chahti hoon too Munna ki gand kaise maare gaa aaur Munna teri gand kaise maare gaa. waise mujhe abhi bhi Shahji ke iss baat par yaqeen nahi aa raha hai ke Munna Shahji ki gand maarna chahtaa thaa. Kia waqai wooh itnaa bara ho gaya hai ke kisi ko chood sakee are abhi to wooh 15 saal ka bhi nahi hoowa hai.”
“Meri Jaan, pehle to mujhe bhi Shahji ki baat par yaqeen nahi aayaa tha magar jab ghaur kia to mujhe ooski baat par yaqeen aane lagaa, ab agar tum bhi zara ghaur se oosko dekho gi to tum ko bhi yaqeen aajaaye ga, ab wooh bhi jawaan ho raha hai aaur ab to ooske hoontoon par halki hali moonchein bhi aani shoro ho gayi hain aaur to aaur Shahji ne yeh bhi bataya hai ke wooh pichle chand mahinoo se mooth maar kar paani bhi nikalnaa shooroo kar diya hai. Ab khud bataao ke jo mooth maar kar paani nikaaltaa ho kia wooh chood nahi saktaa hai.? Yeh kah kar maine bhi apnaa glass khali kia aaur apne aaur Mammi ke liye doosraa glass banane lagaa, glass bana kar jab maine oonki taraf glass barhaya to dekha oonki aankhein band hain aaur wooh sofe ke back par apna sar rakhaa hoowaa thaa, main samjha ke aaj oonko charh gaai hai aaur nashe ki haalat me so chooki hain. Main glass ko wapas table par rakh kar aahistaa se oonko hilaate hoowe bolaa, “Are yeh kia tum so kiun rahi ho, main ne jo kuch kaha tum ne soona yaa nahi ?”
Mere hilaate hi Mammi ek jhirjhiri le kar sidhi baith gaein aaur meri taraf dekhaa, aaur ek dum mujh se lapat kar apne hoont ko mere gaal par rakhaa aaur gehre gehre saans lete hoowe sargoshi me bolein, “M…main sooi nahi sab soon rahi hoon, aaur yeh jaan kar ke wooh ab kisi ko bhi chood saktaa hai mere poore badan me sansanahat hone lagi hai.”
Mammi ki baat soon kar main muskura kar doobaraa oonko khainch kar apne gaud me baithayaa aaur oonke hoont ko piyaar kartaa hoowa bolaa, “Meri jaan, mujh se apne dil ki baat kiun choopaati ho, saaf saaf yeh kiun nahi kehti ho ke tumhaare badan me sansanahaat oos se choodwaane ke baare me sooch kar ho rahi hai.”
Meri baat soon kar Mammi ke moohn se jazbaat bhari siskari nikli aaur mujh se lapat kar tez tez saans lete hoowe bolein, “Haan….haan tum ne bilkul theek samjha hai mere dimaagh me oos se bhi choodwaane ka hi kheyaal aayaa thaa aaur yeh baat dimaagh me aate hi mera badan sansanaana shooroo kar diyaa aaur meri choot me bhi paani aane lagaa,”
Main apna haath Mammi ki taangoon ke beech ghusaa kar oonki choot ko sehlataa hoowaa bolaa, “Main to samaajh rahaa thaa ke abhi kam se kam saal bhar baad hi wooh kisi ko choodne ke qabil ho gaa phir ham donoo mil kar tumko aaur Najma ko chooda karein ge magar wooh to abi se hi choodne ke qabil ho gayaa hai, phir intezaar kis baat ka, ab kal jab ham donoo Shahji ke yahaan se wapas aaein ge to kal hi choodai ki opening ceremony kar lein ge, kiun tum tayyar ho ?”
Meri baat soon kar jawaab me Mammi ne mera lund pakar liyaa aaur dabate hoowe jazbaat se bhari aawaaz me kisi bail (Bull) ki tarah phankaarte hoowe bolein, “Are too kal ki baat kartaa hai main to abhi tayyar hoon.”
Mammi ki aankhoon ki laali aaur oonki kanpkanpaati aawaaz bataa rahi thi ke wooh jazbaat se be-qaaboo ho rahi hain, idhar yeh sab baatoon ne mere jazbaat ko bhi bharkaa diyaa thaa aaur aise moqe par meri baatoon me nangaapan aa jaataa aaur main gaalioon ki zabaan me baatein karne lagtaa thaa, iss waqat bhi yahi hoowaa, main zor zor se oonki choot ko sehlaataa hoowaa bolaa, “Saali randi, ek bete ko to madharchood bana diyaa hai ab doosre ko maadharchood banane me itni jaldi bhi kia hai kal taak intezaar kar le wise bhi wooh nayaa gandu neend ki goli khaa kar so rahaa hai issliye wooh aaj to chood bhi nahi sake gaa, haan abhi ham sirif yeh kar sakte hain ke ooske kamre me jaa kar ooske lund ko dekhein ke aakhir ooska lund kitnaa baraa hai aaur kia waaqaai ooskaa lund choodne ke qabil ho gayaa hai.”
“Are yeh baat mere dimaagh me pehle kiun nahi aayaa, khair ab ooth aaur chalte hain ooske kamre me.” Meri baat ne jaise Mammi ke badan me current daura diyaa ho aaur wooh ekdum meri gaud se ootar kar khari ho gaaien.
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