16-01-2022, 06:29 PM
Teen mahine guzar gayaa sab kuch waise kaa waisaa hi chal rahaa thaa. Najma ka miaa Kamal ko waapas aaye hoowe do hafte guzaar chooke the, Najma ne Kamal ko yeh nahi bataaya ke woh pregnant ho gaaii hai balke bahut maasoom ban kar Kamal se sirif apne monthly period naa ho ne ki shikayaat ki to Kamal khushi se oosse gaud me oothaa kar bataya ke woh Maa banne wali hai, yaqinan woh yahi samjhaa thaa ke Dubai jaane se pehle jo choodai oosne ki thi oossi wajah se woh pregnant hoowi hai.
Oos din din sobah hi sobah jab main naashte ka baad dookaan jaane ki tayyari kar rahaa tha ke Pappa ka phone aayaa oonhoone batayaa ke woh 15/20 dinoo me wapas aa rahe hain Pappa ke wapas aane ka programe soon kar hame bahut be-chaini ho gaii, kiunke oonke aa jaane se ham sab ki sab aazaadi khatam ho jaati. Oss waqat mere paas soochne kaa bilkul waqat nahi thaa kiunke kal weekend thaa aaur kal chootti hone ki wajah se aaj bahut jagaah maal bhejnaa thaa issliye mujhe waqat par dookaan janaa thaa aaur jaane se pehle Shahji se milna thaa kiunke woh kal hamare ghar aa kar Mammi se keh gayaa thaa ke main sobah dookaan jaane se pehle oos-se zaroor miltaa hoowaa jaaoon, ooske is paighaam ko paa kar main samjhaa ke woh yaqinan Munna ki gand maarne me kamiyaab ho gayaa hai aaur mujhe yahi khooshkhabri dene ke liye boolaaya hai, main ghar se nikaal kar sidhe Shahji ke paas pahunchaa oos waqat ooske dookaan me koi kharidaar nahi thaa woh akelaa baithaa Akhbaar parh rahaa thaa, mujhe dekhte hi woho akhbaar ek taraf rakh kar muskuraa kar chahaktaa hoowaa boola, “Aao meri jaan main tumharaa hi intezaar kar rahaa thaa.”
Main ooske barabar rakhe hoowe stool par baithtaa hoowaa bolaa, “Tumharaa paighaam soon kar hi main samaajh gayaa thaa ke tum yaqinan Munne ki gand maarne me kamiyaab ho chooke ho.”
“Nahi yaar abhi taak to ooski nahi le sakaa magaar itne dinoo baad aakhirkaar oosse kal raazi kar hi liyaa hai ab woh gand marwaane ke liye tayyaar hai.” Shahji mere raan ko sehlaataa hoowaa bolaa.
Mujhe ooski baat soon kar maayusi hoowi kiunke Main jo samjhaa thaa woh ghalaat niklaa, main tanziyaa andaaz me oosko chirhaate hoowe bolaa, “Main to tumhein bahut ustaad samaajhtaa thaa kunke tum ek hi din me mujhe raazi karke meri gand maar li thi, magaar teen mahine me bhi tum Munne ki lenaa to door ki baat hai oossee raazi bhi nahi kar sake, choro yaar tum kisi kaam ke nahi nikle.”
“Abe gandu tujh me aaur oosme bahut faraq hai, kiunke jab pehli baar maine teri gand maari thi to too apne bhai ki taraah sidhaa saadhaa maasoom nahi thaa balke too bahut pehle hi se gand marwaa rahaa tha issliye mujhe tujh jaise gandu ko raazi karna kaun sa mushkil thaa, khair oosse razi karne me der to lagaa hai magar woh salaa kab taak mujh se bach saktaa thaa, aakhirkaar kal oosse gand marwaane par raazi kar hi liyaa.” Shahji maani khaiz muskuraahat ke saath bola.
Shahji ki baat soon kar main moohn banataa hoowaa bola, “Choro Shahji tum bahut baar pehle bhi yeh kehte rahe ho ke Munna qabo me aa gayaa hai magar aaj taak tum ooski nahi le sake to ab kaise yaqeen karloon ke iss baar tum kaamiyaab ho jaaoo ge.”
Shahji abhi kuch kehtaa ke do aaurtein kuch samaan lene ke liye aa gaein oonke aane se ham choop ho gayee phir Shahji jaldi jaldi oonko samaan de kar farigh kia aaur oonke jaane ke baad mere barabar baithtaa hoowaa bola, “Teri baat bhi theek hai magar pehle me aaur ab me bahut faraq hai, pehle woh haath lagate hi bidak kar aisa bhaagtaa thaa jaise koi bhoot ooske piche lag gayaa ho, phir aahistaa aahistaa ooska bidaknaa kam se kam hone lagaa ab main tujhe poori baat bataataa hoon phir too khud hi samajh jaye gaa ke iss baar maamlaa bilkul fit hai,” Yeh kah kar Shahji chand secon ke liye choop hoowaa phir meri taraf dekhte hoowe bola, “Kal dopahar ko dookaan band kane ke baad aaraam karne ke bajaye Jodiaa Bazaar dookaan ke liye maal ka order karne chalaa gayaa thaa wahaan se wapas aate aate taqriban chaar baj gaye bus stop se jab dookaan ki taraf aa rahaa thaa to mujhe Munna nazar aaya, oosne bhi mujhe dekh liyaa thaa aaur mujhe dekhte hi sidhaa meri taraf aayaa aaur aate hi mujh se 5 Rupai maangaa, main oosko paise dene ke bajaaye kisi na kisi tarah raazi karke apne saath apne kamre me la kar aa gayaa phir der taak laluch de de kar pataataa rahaa aakhir kaar woh razi ho hi gayaa. Jab woh razi ho gayaa to main apna lund nikaal kar oosse pakraa diyaa. Woh bahut sharmaa rahaathaa aaur sharmaate hoowe mere bahut kehne aaur laalaach dene ke baad aakhir kaar mere lund ko pakar kar sehlaane lagaa, phir mere lund ko thori der choosaa bhi, jab maine oosse shalwaar ootarne ke liye kahaa to woh thori der naa nahi karte hoowe nangaa ho hi gayaa. Choonke yeh mere dookaan kaa time bhi thaa aaur bahar har taraf log aa jaa rahe the issliye oos waqat ooske gand maarne me bahut khatraa thaa halaanke woh poori tarah gand marwaane par raazi ho chookaa thaa. Phir woh mujh se 20 Rupae le kaar chala gayaa aaur wada kia ke main mooqaa dekh kar jab bhi oosse boolaaoon ga woh gand marwaane aa jaye ga.”
Shahji ki poori baat soon kar khush ho gayaa aaur mujhe yaqeen aa gayaa ke ab Shahji kisi bhi waqat Munna ki gand maar le gaa, main be-taabi se bolaa, “Shahji yeh hoowi naa baat,agar kal hi kisi tarah ek baar bhi ooski gand maar lete to achaa thaa, khair ab oosse kab bolaao ge.”
“Bahenchood kai mahinoon se nakhre dekhaa dekhaa kar haath se maachli ki taraah bar bar fisaal jataa thaa ab jaa kar qaboo me aayaa hai issliye aaj hi ooski gand maaroon gaa, dekh main aaj raat lag bhag aath (8) baje ke qareeb apni dookaan band karke tere ghar aaoon gaa too oos waqat ghar par hi rehnaa, haan yeh kheyaal rakhnaa ke jab main aaoon to Munna bhi tere paas ho taake woh bhi sab kuch soon le jo main tujh se kahoon.” Shahji ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowaa phir kehne lagaa. “Main tujh se kahoon ga ke mere paas aaj raat ke show ke liye do (2) film kaa ticket hai, meraa dost jo mere saath film dekhne jaane walaa thaa woh kisi wajah se nahi jaa rahaa hai iss liye sochaa ke tum ko saath le jaaoon kiunke main akela kabhi film dekhne nahi jaataa, tum koi bhi bahanaa karke inkaar kar denaa phir mere zid karne par kehnaa ke Munna ko saath le jaaoon, phir saale ko sidhaa apne kamre me lee aaoon gaa, aaur haan apni randi Maa ko bhi sab kuch bataa denaa taake woh bhi oosko mere saath jaane ki ejazaat dede.”
Shahji ke saath raat ka programe bana kar sidhe dookan pahunchaa aaur apne kaam me lag gayaa. Kaam me busy hone ka bawajood main yahi soochtaa rehtaa tha ke kis tarah Pappa ko aaur thore dinoo taak USA me rokaa jaa saktaa hai, aakhir bahut soochne ke baad ek raastaa nazar aayaa woh raastaa yeh thaa ke Pappa ke dimaagh me agar yeh baat bhar diyaa jaye ke Kareem aaur Raheem bhai to ab parmanent USA me hi settle ho rahe hain iss tarah khandaan bilkul divide ho jaaye gaa aaur ham sab hameshaa ek dosre ko miss karte rahein ge, issliye achaa hotaa ke ham sab bhi Pakistan se USA move ho jaein iss tarah kam se kam hamari poori family har dukh sukh me ek saath to ho gi. Jaise jaise iss baat par ghaur kartaa rahaa mujhe kamiyaabi par yaqeen hone lagaa. Yeh baat agar Mammi Pappa se kahein gi to Pappa be-ghair sooche saf mana kar dein ge kiunke woh hamesha Mammi ko apne paaoon ki jooti samajhte the aaur kehte the ke jo mard apni biwi ke kehne par chaltaa hai woh joroo kaa ghulam hotaa hai issliye woh kabhi bhi Mammi kaa mashwaraa maan-naa to dor ki baat hai soon-naa bhi pasand nahi karte the. Issliye Mammi ko direct yeh baat Pappa se karne ke bajaye Raheem aaur Kareem Bhai se karnaa ho gaa aaur oonhein donoo bhaioon ko raazi karnaa ho gaa ke woh dono Pappa ko yeh bataye be-ghair ke yeh idea Mammi ka hai Pappa ko razi kar lein. Donoo bhai Pappa ke bahut ladle the aaur Pappa oon donoo ki baat ziyaadah tar maan lete the. Bahut soochne ke baad maine apne is idea ko fainal karke raat ko Mammi se baat karne kaa sooch liyaa.
Oos din din sobah hi sobah jab main naashte ka baad dookaan jaane ki tayyari kar rahaa tha ke Pappa ka phone aayaa oonhoone batayaa ke woh 15/20 dinoo me wapas aa rahe hain Pappa ke wapas aane ka programe soon kar hame bahut be-chaini ho gaii, kiunke oonke aa jaane se ham sab ki sab aazaadi khatam ho jaati. Oss waqat mere paas soochne kaa bilkul waqat nahi thaa kiunke kal weekend thaa aaur kal chootti hone ki wajah se aaj bahut jagaah maal bhejnaa thaa issliye mujhe waqat par dookaan janaa thaa aaur jaane se pehle Shahji se milna thaa kiunke woh kal hamare ghar aa kar Mammi se keh gayaa thaa ke main sobah dookaan jaane se pehle oos-se zaroor miltaa hoowaa jaaoon, ooske is paighaam ko paa kar main samjhaa ke woh yaqinan Munna ki gand maarne me kamiyaab ho gayaa hai aaur mujhe yahi khooshkhabri dene ke liye boolaaya hai, main ghar se nikaal kar sidhe Shahji ke paas pahunchaa oos waqat ooske dookaan me koi kharidaar nahi thaa woh akelaa baithaa Akhbaar parh rahaa thaa, mujhe dekhte hi woho akhbaar ek taraf rakh kar muskuraa kar chahaktaa hoowaa boola, “Aao meri jaan main tumharaa hi intezaar kar rahaa thaa.”
Main ooske barabar rakhe hoowe stool par baithtaa hoowaa bolaa, “Tumharaa paighaam soon kar hi main samaajh gayaa thaa ke tum yaqinan Munne ki gand maarne me kamiyaab ho chooke ho.”
“Nahi yaar abhi taak to ooski nahi le sakaa magaar itne dinoo baad aakhirkaar oosse kal raazi kar hi liyaa hai ab woh gand marwaane ke liye tayyaar hai.” Shahji mere raan ko sehlaataa hoowaa bolaa.
Mujhe ooski baat soon kar maayusi hoowi kiunke Main jo samjhaa thaa woh ghalaat niklaa, main tanziyaa andaaz me oosko chirhaate hoowe bolaa, “Main to tumhein bahut ustaad samaajhtaa thaa kunke tum ek hi din me mujhe raazi karke meri gand maar li thi, magaar teen mahine me bhi tum Munne ki lenaa to door ki baat hai oossee raazi bhi nahi kar sake, choro yaar tum kisi kaam ke nahi nikle.”
“Abe gandu tujh me aaur oosme bahut faraq hai, kiunke jab pehli baar maine teri gand maari thi to too apne bhai ki taraah sidhaa saadhaa maasoom nahi thaa balke too bahut pehle hi se gand marwaa rahaa tha issliye mujhe tujh jaise gandu ko raazi karna kaun sa mushkil thaa, khair oosse razi karne me der to lagaa hai magar woh salaa kab taak mujh se bach saktaa thaa, aakhirkaar kal oosse gand marwaane par raazi kar hi liyaa.” Shahji maani khaiz muskuraahat ke saath bola.
Shahji ki baat soon kar main moohn banataa hoowaa bola, “Choro Shahji tum bahut baar pehle bhi yeh kehte rahe ho ke Munna qabo me aa gayaa hai magar aaj taak tum ooski nahi le sake to ab kaise yaqeen karloon ke iss baar tum kaamiyaab ho jaaoo ge.”
Shahji abhi kuch kehtaa ke do aaurtein kuch samaan lene ke liye aa gaein oonke aane se ham choop ho gayee phir Shahji jaldi jaldi oonko samaan de kar farigh kia aaur oonke jaane ke baad mere barabar baithtaa hoowaa bola, “Teri baat bhi theek hai magar pehle me aaur ab me bahut faraq hai, pehle woh haath lagate hi bidak kar aisa bhaagtaa thaa jaise koi bhoot ooske piche lag gayaa ho, phir aahistaa aahistaa ooska bidaknaa kam se kam hone lagaa ab main tujhe poori baat bataataa hoon phir too khud hi samajh jaye gaa ke iss baar maamlaa bilkul fit hai,” Yeh kah kar Shahji chand secon ke liye choop hoowaa phir meri taraf dekhte hoowe bola, “Kal dopahar ko dookaan band kane ke baad aaraam karne ke bajaye Jodiaa Bazaar dookaan ke liye maal ka order karne chalaa gayaa thaa wahaan se wapas aate aate taqriban chaar baj gaye bus stop se jab dookaan ki taraf aa rahaa thaa to mujhe Munna nazar aaya, oosne bhi mujhe dekh liyaa thaa aaur mujhe dekhte hi sidhaa meri taraf aayaa aaur aate hi mujh se 5 Rupai maangaa, main oosko paise dene ke bajaaye kisi na kisi tarah raazi karke apne saath apne kamre me la kar aa gayaa phir der taak laluch de de kar pataataa rahaa aakhir kaar woh razi ho hi gayaa. Jab woh razi ho gayaa to main apna lund nikaal kar oosse pakraa diyaa. Woh bahut sharmaa rahaathaa aaur sharmaate hoowe mere bahut kehne aaur laalaach dene ke baad aakhir kaar mere lund ko pakar kar sehlaane lagaa, phir mere lund ko thori der choosaa bhi, jab maine oosse shalwaar ootarne ke liye kahaa to woh thori der naa nahi karte hoowe nangaa ho hi gayaa. Choonke yeh mere dookaan kaa time bhi thaa aaur bahar har taraf log aa jaa rahe the issliye oos waqat ooske gand maarne me bahut khatraa thaa halaanke woh poori tarah gand marwaane par raazi ho chookaa thaa. Phir woh mujh se 20 Rupae le kaar chala gayaa aaur wada kia ke main mooqaa dekh kar jab bhi oosse boolaaoon ga woh gand marwaane aa jaye ga.”
Shahji ki poori baat soon kar khush ho gayaa aaur mujhe yaqeen aa gayaa ke ab Shahji kisi bhi waqat Munna ki gand maar le gaa, main be-taabi se bolaa, “Shahji yeh hoowi naa baat,agar kal hi kisi tarah ek baar bhi ooski gand maar lete to achaa thaa, khair ab oosse kab bolaao ge.”
“Bahenchood kai mahinoon se nakhre dekhaa dekhaa kar haath se maachli ki taraah bar bar fisaal jataa thaa ab jaa kar qaboo me aayaa hai issliye aaj hi ooski gand maaroon gaa, dekh main aaj raat lag bhag aath (8) baje ke qareeb apni dookaan band karke tere ghar aaoon gaa too oos waqat ghar par hi rehnaa, haan yeh kheyaal rakhnaa ke jab main aaoon to Munna bhi tere paas ho taake woh bhi sab kuch soon le jo main tujh se kahoon.” Shahji ek lamhe ke liye choop hoowaa phir kehne lagaa. “Main tujh se kahoon ga ke mere paas aaj raat ke show ke liye do (2) film kaa ticket hai, meraa dost jo mere saath film dekhne jaane walaa thaa woh kisi wajah se nahi jaa rahaa hai iss liye sochaa ke tum ko saath le jaaoon kiunke main akela kabhi film dekhne nahi jaataa, tum koi bhi bahanaa karke inkaar kar denaa phir mere zid karne par kehnaa ke Munna ko saath le jaaoon, phir saale ko sidhaa apne kamre me lee aaoon gaa, aaur haan apni randi Maa ko bhi sab kuch bataa denaa taake woh bhi oosko mere saath jaane ki ejazaat dede.”
Shahji ke saath raat ka programe bana kar sidhe dookan pahunchaa aaur apne kaam me lag gayaa. Kaam me busy hone ka bawajood main yahi soochtaa rehtaa tha ke kis tarah Pappa ko aaur thore dinoo taak USA me rokaa jaa saktaa hai, aakhir bahut soochne ke baad ek raastaa nazar aayaa woh raastaa yeh thaa ke Pappa ke dimaagh me agar yeh baat bhar diyaa jaye ke Kareem aaur Raheem bhai to ab parmanent USA me hi settle ho rahe hain iss tarah khandaan bilkul divide ho jaaye gaa aaur ham sab hameshaa ek dosre ko miss karte rahein ge, issliye achaa hotaa ke ham sab bhi Pakistan se USA move ho jaein iss tarah kam se kam hamari poori family har dukh sukh me ek saath to ho gi. Jaise jaise iss baat par ghaur kartaa rahaa mujhe kamiyaabi par yaqeen hone lagaa. Yeh baat agar Mammi Pappa se kahein gi to Pappa be-ghair sooche saf mana kar dein ge kiunke woh hamesha Mammi ko apne paaoon ki jooti samajhte the aaur kehte the ke jo mard apni biwi ke kehne par chaltaa hai woh joroo kaa ghulam hotaa hai issliye woh kabhi bhi Mammi kaa mashwaraa maan-naa to dor ki baat hai soon-naa bhi pasand nahi karte the. Issliye Mammi ko direct yeh baat Pappa se karne ke bajaye Raheem aaur Kareem Bhai se karnaa ho gaa aaur oonhein donoo bhaioon ko raazi karnaa ho gaa ke woh dono Pappa ko yeh bataye be-ghair ke yeh idea Mammi ka hai Pappa ko razi kar lein. Donoo bhai Pappa ke bahut ladle the aaur Pappa oon donoo ki baat ziyaadah tar maan lete the. Bahut soochne ke baad maine apne is idea ko fainal karke raat ko Mammi se baat karne kaa sooch liyaa.