16-01-2022, 02:17 PM
Dosre din har cheez programe ke mutaabiq hoowa, Aasma aaur Kabeer ko dookan jaate hoowe Nanijan ke ghar choor diya. Choonke Pappa ko teesre din raat ki flight se aana tha issliye ham ne programe yeh banaya ke Kabeer aaur Aasma ko oosi din wapas laein ge jis raat Pappa ko aana tha aaur beech ke dono raatoon ko Shahji aaur tinoo ko bola kar zabardast qisim ki sharab aaur choodai ki mehfi jamaya jaaye. Sab kuch issi tarah hoowa dono raatoon ko pehle ki tarah Shahji aaur tinoo aa gaye phir raat bhar sharab pi kar chaaroon ne Mammi aaur Najma ko khoob chooda phir sobah hone se pehle chale gaye. oonke jaane ke baad ham tinoo ek dosre se lapat kar so gayee.
Choonke oos din chootti ka din tha issliye ham tinoo din ke ek baje taak be-fikri se sote rahe. Oothne ke baad naha dho kar nashta kia phir main Kabeer aaur Aasma ko lene chala gaya. Oon dono ko le kar aaya to Nani jaan bhi hamare saath aa gaein.
Flight ka waqt 1:40 ka tha main ghar se 1:30 par akela hi Pappa ko lene Airport rawana ho gayaa. Flight apne waqt par aa gai main Arrival me gate par khara Pappa ke aane ka intezaar karne laga. Log nikalne lage main har aane wale ko dekh raha tha ke shayed iss ke piche Pappa aa rahe hoon, aahista aahista sab log chale gaye magar Pappa nahi aaye. Jab bilkul sannatta hogaya aaur sobah ke 4:30 baj gaye to mujhe bahut fikar hone lagi to bahut mushkil se pata yeh laga ke Pappa ki aane ki booking to issi flight se conform thi magar woh iss flight se nahi aaye. Main wapas ghar rawana ho gayaa raaste bhar yahi soochta raha ke shayed woh waqt par Airport nahi pahunch sakein hoonge issi wajah se oonki flight miss ho gaai ho gi. Mujhe oonpar ghussa aa raha tha ke agar aisi baat thi to oonko phone kar denaa chahiye tha. Ghar pahunch kar jab sab ko Pappa ke naa aane ke baare me bataaya to sabhi ko Pappa par issliye ghussa aane lagaa ke oonko phone karke flight miss ho jaane ke baare me batana chahiye tha. Mammi ne fauran USA ke liye phone book karwaaya. Do ghante ke baad jab phone connect hoowa to oodhar se kisi ne phone receive nahi kia. Choonke sobah ho chooki thi aaur ham me se koi bhi saari raat nahi sooya tha iss ke bawajood sone ke bajaaye naashta karke dobara USA phone karne ka faisla kia. Hamein dobara phone karne ki zaroorat nahi pari, kiunke jab ham naashta kar rahe the to USA se Pappa ka phone aa gaya aaur oonhoone apne naa aane ki jo wajah bataai oosse son kar ham sab ko jaise saktaa ho gaya. Pappa ne bataaya ke woh waqat par Airport ke liye sab logoon ke saath do car par rawaana ho chooke the, oonke car par Safdar uncle saath the raaste me Safdar uncle ko heart attact hoowa to Airport jaane ke bajaaye fauran Nazdiki Hospital ke emergency me pahunche to Doctor ne check kar ke bataya ke “HE IS NO MORE” oon par bahut zabardast qisim ka heart attact hoowa tha aaur woh hospital pahunchne se pehle hi maar gaye the. Aise haalaat me kisi ko kisi baat ka hoosh nahi tha iss liye woh phone bhi nahi kar sake, ab teen din ke baad oonki aakhri rasam ho gi. Pappa ne bataaya ke aise haalaat me woh sab ko choor kar nahi aasakte hain aaur shayed ab woh oonke chaaliswein (40 days after death) ke baad hi aayein ge.
Yeh bahut bari tregidy thi, ham sab ko bahut dukh to hoowa magar kia kar sakte the. Nanijaan ne fauran Quran khatam karwaane ka faisla kar lia aaur muhalle waaloon ko khabar kar diya gaya. Shaam ko sab muhalle waale jamaa ho gaye aaur Quran pharna shooroo kar diya gaya. Iss beech Pappa ne phir phone kia taake ham sab bhaabhioon ko tassaalli de sakein.
Ek hafte taak ghar me soog ka mahool raha Aasma aaur Kabeer bhi college nahi gaye, Nani jaan aaur Najma bhi apne ghar nahi gaye magar mujhe to har haal me dookaan jana hi parta tha. Shahji aaur ooske tinoo doost bhi aa kar afsoos kia tha, isske elawa Karmo aaur mere doosre dostoon ne bhi aa kar apne afsoos ka ezhaar kia tha. Choonke ghar par naani jaan bhi thein isske elawaa Safdar uncle ke maut ka soog bhi tha issliye kisi qisim ka mast bhara koi programe nahi bana. Yeh sab kuch apni jaghaah magar do teen din ke baad hi mera lund choodai ke liye be-qaaboo hone laga to main do baar Shahji ke paas gand marwaane pahunch gayaa, wahaan Shahji se gand marwaa kar apni garmi mooth maar kar nikaali.
Iss soog ke darmiyaan jab pehli baar Shahji ke paas gayaa tha to oossi din jab gand marwaa kar aaur mooth maar kar ham donoo nange hi bistaar par lete hoowe soostaa rahe the to maine Shahji se kaha tha, “Shahji Munna (Kabeer ko ham piyaar se Munna kah kar boolaate the) ab bahut bara aaur samajhdaar ho gaya hai issliye mujhe dar hai ke kisi din oosse kuch shaak na ho jaaye.”
Jawaab me Shahji ne mujhe tassalli dete hoowe bola, “Aabe darta kiun hai oosse kabhi shak nahi hoga kiunke ham log oossi waqat aate hain jab woh aaur teri behan nahi hoti hai, phir bhi ham aaur ehteyaat kar ke apna programe banaya karein ge.”
Tumhari baat bhi theek hai magar ek dar to dil me rahe ga hi ke hamari thori si koi ek ghalti se oosse sab kuch maaloom na ho jaaye issliye main chahtaa hoon ke ooski taraf se koi khatraa hi baaqi na rahe aaur ham sab dil khool kar be fikri se mauj aaur masti karte rahein, ooske liye ek raastaa maine soochaa hai.” Yeh keh kar main baith gayaa auur Shahji ko dekhne lagaa.
Meri baat soon kar Shahji bhi hairaat bhari nazroon se mujhe dekhtaa koowa ooth kar baith gaya aaur ooljhi aawaaz me bola, “Main kuch samjha nahi ke aakhir too kehnaa kia chahtaa hai.”
“Shahji mera matlab bilkul saaf hai, main chahtaa hoon ke tum kisi tarah oosse raazi karke ooski bhi gand maarna shooroo kardo taake woh bhi raaste par aa jaaye phir ooski taraf se hamein koi fikar nahi rahe ga.” Main halki muskurahat ke saath Shahji ko aankh maarta hoowa bola.
Meri baat soon kar pehle to Shahji ka moohn hairaat se khoole ka khoola rah gaya aaur mujhe iss tarah dekhne laga jaise mere sar par seengh nikal aaya ho phir mere raan par haath marta hoowa bola, “Saale aakhir to hai kia cheez, pehle apni bahen ko choodwaaya phir apni Maa ko choodwaya ab to mujhe keh raha hai ke main tere chote bhai ki gand maarna shooroo kardoon, saale too bahut hi baraa behan chood aaur maadharchood hai, abe mujhe kia farak parta hai too kahe gaa to main tere poore khaandaan ko chood doon ga, ab teri baat soon kar mere nazroon ke saamne tere bhai Munna ka chehra ghoomne lagaa hai, woh saalaa to tujhse bhi chiknaa launda hai aaur ab jab too ne keh diyaa hai to ooske chikne gaand ko kaise choor saktaa hoon. Too sirif itna kar ke oosse mere paas bhejna shooroo karde phir hafte do hafte me hi oosko raazi kar loon ga.” Yeh keh kar Shahji choop ho kar meri taraf dekha aaur halki muskurahat ke saath bola, “Ek baat bataa teri chooti behan bhi to bari horahi hai ek do saal baad woh bhi sab kkuch samaajhne lage gi phir tujhe ooski taraf se bhi khatra ho ga to too ooska kia karega.?”
“Waise abi woh bahut chooti hai jab woh bari aaur samajhdaar ho jaaye gi to oosse bhi Munne ki tarah choodai ke raaste par le aaoon ga.” Maine bhi jawaab me muskura kar bolaa.
Shahji se sab baat karke main wapaas aa gayaa tha aaur doosre din hi se main Munne ko kisi na kisi bahaane se Shahji ki dookaan par kuch laane ke liye bhejne laga.
Choonke oos din chootti ka din tha issliye ham tinoo din ke ek baje taak be-fikri se sote rahe. Oothne ke baad naha dho kar nashta kia phir main Kabeer aaur Aasma ko lene chala gaya. Oon dono ko le kar aaya to Nani jaan bhi hamare saath aa gaein.
Flight ka waqt 1:40 ka tha main ghar se 1:30 par akela hi Pappa ko lene Airport rawana ho gayaa. Flight apne waqt par aa gai main Arrival me gate par khara Pappa ke aane ka intezaar karne laga. Log nikalne lage main har aane wale ko dekh raha tha ke shayed iss ke piche Pappa aa rahe hoon, aahista aahista sab log chale gaye magar Pappa nahi aaye. Jab bilkul sannatta hogaya aaur sobah ke 4:30 baj gaye to mujhe bahut fikar hone lagi to bahut mushkil se pata yeh laga ke Pappa ki aane ki booking to issi flight se conform thi magar woh iss flight se nahi aaye. Main wapas ghar rawana ho gayaa raaste bhar yahi soochta raha ke shayed woh waqt par Airport nahi pahunch sakein hoonge issi wajah se oonki flight miss ho gaai ho gi. Mujhe oonpar ghussa aa raha tha ke agar aisi baat thi to oonko phone kar denaa chahiye tha. Ghar pahunch kar jab sab ko Pappa ke naa aane ke baare me bataaya to sabhi ko Pappa par issliye ghussa aane lagaa ke oonko phone karke flight miss ho jaane ke baare me batana chahiye tha. Mammi ne fauran USA ke liye phone book karwaaya. Do ghante ke baad jab phone connect hoowa to oodhar se kisi ne phone receive nahi kia. Choonke sobah ho chooki thi aaur ham me se koi bhi saari raat nahi sooya tha iss ke bawajood sone ke bajaaye naashta karke dobara USA phone karne ka faisla kia. Hamein dobara phone karne ki zaroorat nahi pari, kiunke jab ham naashta kar rahe the to USA se Pappa ka phone aa gaya aaur oonhoone apne naa aane ki jo wajah bataai oosse son kar ham sab ko jaise saktaa ho gaya. Pappa ne bataaya ke woh waqat par Airport ke liye sab logoon ke saath do car par rawaana ho chooke the, oonke car par Safdar uncle saath the raaste me Safdar uncle ko heart attact hoowa to Airport jaane ke bajaaye fauran Nazdiki Hospital ke emergency me pahunche to Doctor ne check kar ke bataya ke “HE IS NO MORE” oon par bahut zabardast qisim ka heart attact hoowa tha aaur woh hospital pahunchne se pehle hi maar gaye the. Aise haalaat me kisi ko kisi baat ka hoosh nahi tha iss liye woh phone bhi nahi kar sake, ab teen din ke baad oonki aakhri rasam ho gi. Pappa ne bataaya ke aise haalaat me woh sab ko choor kar nahi aasakte hain aaur shayed ab woh oonke chaaliswein (40 days after death) ke baad hi aayein ge.
Yeh bahut bari tregidy thi, ham sab ko bahut dukh to hoowa magar kia kar sakte the. Nanijaan ne fauran Quran khatam karwaane ka faisla kar lia aaur muhalle waaloon ko khabar kar diya gaya. Shaam ko sab muhalle waale jamaa ho gaye aaur Quran pharna shooroo kar diya gaya. Iss beech Pappa ne phir phone kia taake ham sab bhaabhioon ko tassaalli de sakein.
Ek hafte taak ghar me soog ka mahool raha Aasma aaur Kabeer bhi college nahi gaye, Nani jaan aaur Najma bhi apne ghar nahi gaye magar mujhe to har haal me dookaan jana hi parta tha. Shahji aaur ooske tinoo doost bhi aa kar afsoos kia tha, isske elawa Karmo aaur mere doosre dostoon ne bhi aa kar apne afsoos ka ezhaar kia tha. Choonke ghar par naani jaan bhi thein isske elawaa Safdar uncle ke maut ka soog bhi tha issliye kisi qisim ka mast bhara koi programe nahi bana. Yeh sab kuch apni jaghaah magar do teen din ke baad hi mera lund choodai ke liye be-qaaboo hone laga to main do baar Shahji ke paas gand marwaane pahunch gayaa, wahaan Shahji se gand marwaa kar apni garmi mooth maar kar nikaali.
Iss soog ke darmiyaan jab pehli baar Shahji ke paas gayaa tha to oossi din jab gand marwaa kar aaur mooth maar kar ham donoo nange hi bistaar par lete hoowe soostaa rahe the to maine Shahji se kaha tha, “Shahji Munna (Kabeer ko ham piyaar se Munna kah kar boolaate the) ab bahut bara aaur samajhdaar ho gaya hai issliye mujhe dar hai ke kisi din oosse kuch shaak na ho jaaye.”
Jawaab me Shahji ne mujhe tassalli dete hoowe bola, “Aabe darta kiun hai oosse kabhi shak nahi hoga kiunke ham log oossi waqat aate hain jab woh aaur teri behan nahi hoti hai, phir bhi ham aaur ehteyaat kar ke apna programe banaya karein ge.”
Tumhari baat bhi theek hai magar ek dar to dil me rahe ga hi ke hamari thori si koi ek ghalti se oosse sab kuch maaloom na ho jaaye issliye main chahtaa hoon ke ooski taraf se koi khatraa hi baaqi na rahe aaur ham sab dil khool kar be fikri se mauj aaur masti karte rahein, ooske liye ek raastaa maine soochaa hai.” Yeh keh kar main baith gayaa auur Shahji ko dekhne lagaa.
Meri baat soon kar Shahji bhi hairaat bhari nazroon se mujhe dekhtaa koowa ooth kar baith gaya aaur ooljhi aawaaz me bola, “Main kuch samjha nahi ke aakhir too kehnaa kia chahtaa hai.”
“Shahji mera matlab bilkul saaf hai, main chahtaa hoon ke tum kisi tarah oosse raazi karke ooski bhi gand maarna shooroo kardo taake woh bhi raaste par aa jaaye phir ooski taraf se hamein koi fikar nahi rahe ga.” Main halki muskurahat ke saath Shahji ko aankh maarta hoowa bola.
Meri baat soon kar pehle to Shahji ka moohn hairaat se khoole ka khoola rah gaya aaur mujhe iss tarah dekhne laga jaise mere sar par seengh nikal aaya ho phir mere raan par haath marta hoowa bola, “Saale aakhir to hai kia cheez, pehle apni bahen ko choodwaaya phir apni Maa ko choodwaya ab to mujhe keh raha hai ke main tere chote bhai ki gand maarna shooroo kardoon, saale too bahut hi baraa behan chood aaur maadharchood hai, abe mujhe kia farak parta hai too kahe gaa to main tere poore khaandaan ko chood doon ga, ab teri baat soon kar mere nazroon ke saamne tere bhai Munna ka chehra ghoomne lagaa hai, woh saalaa to tujhse bhi chiknaa launda hai aaur ab jab too ne keh diyaa hai to ooske chikne gaand ko kaise choor saktaa hoon. Too sirif itna kar ke oosse mere paas bhejna shooroo karde phir hafte do hafte me hi oosko raazi kar loon ga.” Yeh keh kar Shahji choop ho kar meri taraf dekha aaur halki muskurahat ke saath bola, “Ek baat bataa teri chooti behan bhi to bari horahi hai ek do saal baad woh bhi sab kkuch samaajhne lage gi phir tujhe ooski taraf se bhi khatra ho ga to too ooska kia karega.?”
“Waise abi woh bahut chooti hai jab woh bari aaur samajhdaar ho jaaye gi to oosse bhi Munne ki tarah choodai ke raaste par le aaoon ga.” Maine bhi jawaab me muskura kar bolaa.
Shahji se sab baat karke main wapaas aa gayaa tha aaur doosre din hi se main Munne ko kisi na kisi bahaane se Shahji ki dookaan par kuch laane ke liye bhejne laga.