Vasant - Vihaar ( LODY BHAI )

[LODY BHAI]

Agle Din



Subah jab Laalu haweli me aaya to dekha ki Thakur samet sabhi log kahi jaane ki taiyariya kar rahe hai...



Gayatri Devi aur Kanta kuch saman pack kar rahi thi...Bheema unki madad kar raha tha...Lekin Kavita vahi normal kapdo me khadi unko dekh rahi thi...



Laalu - kya hua Thakur Sahab aap kaha jaa rahe hai...



Gayatri Devi - are Laalu tu abhi taiyar nahi hua....tujhe Kanta ne nahi bataya tha kya...



Laalu - nahi to



Thakur - are Laalu har shaniwar ko hum gaav se door ek mandir me jaate hai...pooja paath karne ke liye to vahi jaane ki taiyari kar rahe hai...



Gayatri Devi - tu bhi ab jaldi jaa aur taiyar ho ja nahi to deri ho jayegi vaha pahuchne me...



Laalu taiyar hone ki bajay vahi khada raha...



Thakur - kya hua ja na aur taiyar ho jaldi se...



Laalu - Shahab vo...jab se maine chori jaise gande kaamo me kadam rakha tha tab se mai bhagwan ko apne charno se maila nahi karna chahta tha...isliye maine murti pooja se viswas tod liya aur apne sharir me hi bhagwan ka niwas manne laga...to



Thakur - are ab tu vo sab kaam chhor chuka hai na...to ab kis baat ki paresani h...



Laalu - nahi shahab mai apne kiye karmo se bhagwan ko aur nirash nahi karna chahta...isliye mai nahi chal sakta...



Thakur - thik hai ye teri marji hai...ab yahi rook kar haweli aur bahu ka dhyan rakhna...



Laalu - matlab...chhoti memsab nahi jaa rahi hai kya...?



Gayatri Devi - uska bhi teri tarah murti pooja se viswas uth gaya hai...



Thakur - Laalu tujh par mai poora viswas karne laga hu...aur ummid hai ki tu ye viswas nahi todega...isliye charo taraf nigrani rakhna...



Laalu - dhanyawad Shahab...mai kabhi aapka viswas nahi toduga..



Thakur - Bheema chale phir...gaadi taiyar hai..



Bheema - ji maalik..



Bheema gaadi nikalta hai aur phir vo sab mandir ke liye nikal jaate hai...ab haweli me keval Kavita aur Laalu hi bach gaye the...




Pahle jab sabhi log mandir pooja karne jaate the to Kavita haweli me akeli hi rahti thi...us samay use itna dar nahi lagta tha...lekin aaj Laalu ko vaha pakar use ghabrahat ho rahi thi...



Kavita isi ghabrahat ke chalte apne kamre ki aur jaane lagti hai...tabhi..




Laalu - memsab aapke liye khana bana du...



Kavita piche mudkar dekhti hai...Laalu apni gardan jhukaye khada tha...



Kavita - nahi khana Kanta bana kar gayi hai...rahne do



Laalu - ji memsab...to phir aapko khana laga du agar aap khana chahe to...?



Kavita - nahi mai apne aap kha lugi...tum paresani mat uthao...



Laalu - thik hai...memsab agar aapko kisi cheej ki jarurat ho to mujhe aavaj de dena...mai bahar bageeche ki taraf hu...



Kavita - thik hai...



Laalu ke aise aadar aur samman ke saath baat karne par Kavita ki ghabrahat door ho gayi...



Laalu bahar bageeche me chala gaya...usne janwaro ko chaara diya aur phir pedo me paani dene laga...



Kavita kamre ki khidki se Laalu ko vo sab karta dekh rahi thi...tabhi use haweli ke darwaje par ek jeep dikhai deti hai...



Jeep haweli ke darwaje par aake horn bajane lagti hai...Laalu ko uski aavaj aati aur vah jaakar dekhta hai ki kon hai...



Laalu darwaje ke paas pahuchta hai to use ek security officer waala jeep me dikhai deta hai...usko dekh Laalu ko paseena aane lagta hai...Laalu darwaja khol kar use andar aane deta hai...



Jeep andar aa jaati hai aur haweli ke bahar aake rook jaati hai...Laalu bhi vahi aa jaata hai...



security officer wala jeep se bahar niklta hai aur Laalu ki aur dekhte hue bolta hai...



security officer waala ( Saket Kumar ) - tu yaha kya kar raha hai be...chori karne aaya hai saale...?



Laalu - nahi nahi shahab aap galat samjh rahe hai...mai vo sab kaam chhor chuka hu...ab mai yaha kaam karta hu...



Saket Kumar - ( haste hue )...Thakur Sahab ne tujhe kaam karne ki ijazat de di yaha par...



Laalu - ji sahab...



Saket Kumar ye bolkar haweli ke andar jaane lagta hai...Lekin Laalu usko andar jaane se rook leta hai...



Saket - ye kya kar raha hai...hat yaha se mujhe andar jaane de...



Laalu - mai apna kaam kar raha hu shahab...aap andar nahi jaa sakte...



Saket - kya bakwas kar raha hai...Thakur Sahab se milna hai mujhe...



Laalu - isliye hi to mai aapko andar nahi aane de raha...



Saket - kya matlab...



Laalu - Thakur Sahab aaj yaha nahi hai...vo mandir gaye hue hai...shaam tak vaapas aayege...



Saket - to saaf saaf bola kar na...baate ghumata kyu hai...achha aur koi hai kya yaha par...



Laalu - chhoti memsab hai...



Saket - thik hai to unko bula mujhe ek khaas baat karni hai...



Laalu - aap yahi rookiye...mai unse puch kar aata hu...



Ye bol kar Laalu andar jaata hai...Kavita bhi sidhiyan utarte hue niche aa rahi thi...Laalu ne usko dekh kar gardan nichi kar li...



Kavita - kya hua Laalu kon aaya hai...?



Laalu - memsab vo daroga aaya hai...bol raha hai ki aapse kuch jaruri baat karni hai...



Kavita - mujhse...?



Laalu - ji memsab...



Kavita - thik hai unko andar bulao...



Laalu bahar jaata hai aur Sakte kumar ko andar bula laata hai...Saket Kumar andar aata hai aur uski najar Kavita par padti hai...Kavita ko dekh Saket Kumar mantrmugdh ho jaata hai...



Tight saree , khubsurat chehra , hotho par lipstick , aankho me chamak , blouse aur saree se dhaki uski badi badi chhati...Saket Kumar usko dekh kar bahak sa gaya...



Kavita - Laalu inke liye paani lekar aao...bithiye aap..



Saket Kumar uski baat sunkar baith jaata hai...



Kavita - aap mujhse aisi kya jaruri baat karne aaye hai...



Saket - ji mai baat to Thakur Sahab se karne aaya tha lekin ab vo yaha nahi hai isliye ab aapse hi baat karni padegi....vaise maine aapko pahle dekha nahi hai...kya aap Thakur Sahab ki bahu hai...



Kavita apna sir ha me hila deti hai...



Laalu ek gilash paani lakar Saket Kumar ko pakda deta hai...



Kavita - to bataiye kya baat batane aaye hai aap...?



Saket - ( Laalu ki aur dekhte hue )...ji...lekin ye baat mai aapse akele me karna chahta hu...



Laalu - nahi...mai memsab ko akela nahi chhor sakta...aap mere saamne hi baat kijiye...



Saket - are mai kuch nahi karuga...bas baat karne aaya hu...



Kavita ko is baat par hasi aa gayi aur use achha bhi laga ki Laalu uski chinta kar raha hai...



Kavita - Laalu...tum thodi der ke liye bahar jaao...



Laalu - ji memsab....vah apni gardan nichi karte hue bahar nikal jaata hai...



Saket - badi ajeeb baat hai madam...Thakur Sahab ne ek chor ko haweli me kaam par rakha hua hai...



Kavita - ajeeb kya hai...har insaan ko sudharne ka ek mauka milna chahiye...



Saket - ha ye to hai...aur jaise vo aapki vafadari aur chinta kar raha tha usse lagta hai ki vo sach me sudhar gaya hai...



Kavita - aap kuch jaruri baat karne aaye the to bataiye kya baat hai...?



Saket - ji baat ye hai ki...har saal sabhi security officer station me kaid criminals ki health check up ke liye ek camp lagta hai...3 din pahle hi camp laga jisme hamare security officer station me kaid 6 criminal ka check up hua....aur unki jaanch se hume pata chala hai ki un 6 ke 6 criminals ko ek intermittent explosive disorder naam ki bimari hai....aur jab humne is bimari ka karan pata lagaya to pata chala ki ye bimari unko gaav me bane ek daaru ke theke se sharab ka sevan karne se hui hai...vaha par banne wali sharab me " immunomodulatory aur benzodiaze pines " drugs ki matra jyada paayi gayi hai...aur vaha par banai jaane wali sharab ka sevan lambe samay tak jisne kiya hai uske blood me ye drugs poori tarah se haavi ho chuki hai jiske chalte unhe ye bimari hui hai...



Kavita - ha to isme hum aapki kya madad kar sakte hai...?



Saket - yahi ki madam...gaav me gaav ke aaspas chalne waale daaru ke theke sabhi Thakur Sahab ki marji se hi chalte hai aur unki marji se hi band hote hai....agar vo ijazat dede to hume vo theka band karwana hoga...mai nahi chahta ki ye bimari poore gaav walo ko ho jaye...



Kavita - thik hai...mai Thakur Sahab se iske baare me baat karugi aur ho sake to us theke ko band karane ki anumati bhi le lugi....



Saket - ji thank you madam...ab mai chalta hu...aap mujhe iske baare me jaldi se khabar kar dijiyega...



Kavita - kya aap mujhe bata sakte hai ki is bimari me kya hota hai...?



Saket - jisko bhi ye bimari hai...agar vo kabhi bhi kisi nasheeli cheej ka sevan karta hai to uska dimaagi santulan bigad jaata hai...jisse vo violent ho jaata hai , uska aggression bad jaata hai , logo ke saath gaali galoch aur maar peet karne lagta hai...usko ye bhi pata nahi rahta ki jisko vah gaali de raha hai vo kon hai....bas vah apni bhadaas nikalne lagta hai...kabhi kabhi to vah itna violent ho jaata hai ki kisi ko jaan se maar bhi sakta hai...



Kavita - badi kharab bimari hai ye to....phir iska ilaaj kya hai...?



Saket - ilaaj...ilaaj kuch permanent to nahi hai lekin agar us aadmi ko jise ye bimari hai nasheeli cheejo se door rakha jaaye to dhire dhire vah sahi ho sakta hai....ya phir jab aadmi nasha karke violent ho jaata hai to phir ek hi ilaaj hai ki vah jo bhi kuch karta hai use karne diya jaaye...use beech me rooke na...jab vah shant hoga to use apne aap par bada pachtawa hoga...



Kavita - thik hai...mai aapko iske baare me Thakur sahab se baat karke bata dugi...



Saket - ji mai ab chalta hu...



Aur itna kahkar Saket vaha se chalat jaata hai...uske jaate hi Laalu andar aata hai...aur bolta hai...



Laalu - memsab khana laga du...aapko bhookh lagi hogi...



Kavita - ha laga do...



Laalu Kavita ke liye khana laga kar bahar chala jaata hai...Khana khate hue Kavita ke dimaag me bahut se sawal ghum rahe the...



Kavita - badi ajeeb bimari hai ye to...aadmi ka dimagi santulan hi bigad jaata hai...kahi Laalu ko to ye bimari nahi hai...?....usne bhi to nadi par nashe ki halat me mujhe gaali nikali aur mere saath kya kya kar raha tha...aur phir vo sab karne ke baad use iske liye pachtava bhi ho raha tha...agar Laalu ko ye bimari hai to uske liye ye khatrnak ho sakta hai....mujhse usse iske baare me baat karni hogi aur usko nasha karne se rokna hoga...



Shaam ko Thakur mandir se laut aate hai...Kavita aaj jo baat hui vo sab Thakur ko bata deti hai...aur usse ye bhi bolti hai ki hume vo wala theka band kar dena chahiye...



Thakur bhi gaav walo ki khusi chahta tha isliye usne bhi vo theka band karne ki sochi...aur is baare me kal Saket Kumar se baat karne ki sochi...


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