13-05-2019, 11:42 PM
Kaushal :- Kiska phone hai…
Main :- Ghar se …
Kaushal :- aisa karo tum jab tak baat karo….mein khaane ko kuch lekar aata ho..
Main :- hmm…
Kaushal k jaane k baad….mein gusse mein phone pick kar leti ho..
Main :- Hello..
Mausa ji :- hello dear…kaisi lag rahi hai movie..
Main :- aapne phone kyu kiya..pata hai naa apko k mein bahar aayi hui ho..
Mausa ji :- pata hai neha actually mein bhi movie aaya tha.....mujhe to movie bahot acchi lag rahi thi…..maine to video bhi bana liye tumhari Mausi k bhi dikha donga bechaari woh kaha kuch dekh paati hai… Tum dekhna chahogi..
Main :- Mujhe koi intrest nahi hai…aur mera pass aap jaise logo k liye time nahi hai…
Itna keh k maine unka phone kaat diya..
Tin……whatsapp msg…Mausa ji video…..
Main unka msg ignore kar deti ho…
5 min baad unka doosra msg aata hai ….beta video dekh lo mujhe lagta hai tumhare papa k bhi dikha do movie…
Main (man mein) :- ye aadmi paagal hai…
Main na chahte hua bhi video download karne lagti ho…video open hote hi mera paon se zameen nikal jaati hai……
Ye to mera aur kaushal k video hai….
Mein hadbada k idhar udhar dekhne lagti ho…par mausa ji mujhe kahi nahi dikh rahe the…
Tabhi kaushal bhi waha aa jata hai…
Kaushal :- Kya hua Neha Pareshaan dikh rahi ho…
Mein(Paseena Poochte hua) :- Aisa kuch nahi…
Kaushal :- Tumhe itna paseena kyu aa raha hai…
Mein(jhalate hua) :- Kaha na kuch nahi…
Kaushal :- Coolllllllll…yaar mein to bas aisa hi pooch raha tha..
Mein :- mujhe washroom jana hai…
Kaushal :- Chalo mein bhi chalta ho tumhare saath…
Mein :- koi jaroorat nahi mein aati hu…
Kaushal :- ok
Main hall se bahar aa jati ho…dar k maare mera dimag band ho gaya tha…mera haath paon kaap rahe the…mera gala sookha ja raha tha…
Agar mausa ji ne ye video papa k send kar diya to mera kya hoga or agar bahar viral kar diya to mein kahi bhi muh dekhana layak nhi reh jaongi…
Mujhe mausa ji k rokhna hoga…
Main kaapte haathon se mausa ji k number dial kar deti ho…
Mausa ji :- Haa Neha…Movie kaisi lagi ….mujhe pata tha movie dekh k tum mujhe thank you k liye phone jaroor karogi…
Par rukhna beta tumhare papa k aur mausi k bhi ye clip bhej do…just a minute..
Mein :- Pls Mausa ji…
Mausa ji:- kya hua acchi to hai..
Mein :- mein aap k haath jodti ho…pls aisa mat kariye..
Mausa ji :- mein kya kar raha ho neha..kar to tum rahi thi….
Mein:- aap kya chahte hai mujhse…
Mausa ji :- tum..
Mein :- matlab…
Mausa ji:- Tum sirf meri ho…tum par sirf mera haq hai…
Mein :- aap paagal ho gaye hai kya…aapka mera rishta kya hai jaante bhi hai kya..
Mausa Ji:- Mein sirf ek cheez jaanta ho…k tum meri ho aur agar tum meri nahi ho sakti to tum kisi k bhi nahi hogi…
Mein :- mausa ji ye aap kya keh rahe aap…meri zindagi k saath mat kheliye pls…
Mausa ji:- mein khel raha ho…tum khel rahi ho…I LOVE YOU NEHA…….
Mein :- aap mera mausa ji hai…hamare beech aisa kuch nahi ho sakta…and i love Kaushal…
Mausa ji:- mein tumhara mausa ji nahi thakur sahab ho aur ye mein aakhri baar yaad dila raha ho....
Mein :- J……….ji thakur sahab..
Mausa ji :- agar tum apne bhala chahti ho to foran ghar chali jao…
Mein :- Ji thakur sahab…
Itna sunte hi mausa ji call cut kar deta hai…
Hai bhagwan mein kaha phas gayi…mera kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha hai…mujhe ghar nikalna hoga…
Mein turant Kaushal k phone lagati ho…
Kaushal :- Kaha ho neha movie chalo ho gayi hai..
Mein :- Kaushal mujhe nikalna hoga..
Kaushal :- Kya hua..
Mein :- Kuch nahi mausi k tabyat theek nahi..
Kaushal :- Ruko mein apni car se chod deta ho..
Mein :- koi jarrorat nahi…main bahar aa agyi ho auto se nikal jaungi..
Kaushal:- car se tum jaldi pahuch jaungi..
Mein:- tum enjoy karo mein ghar pahuch k call karongi..
Itna keh k mein call cut kar deti ho…
Kaushal:- Ye kya ho gaya hai is ladki ko..badi ajeeb si react kar rahi hai…
Kuch der mein ghar pahuch jaati ho…
Sunita :- Beta itni jaldi..
Mein :- Haa mausi woh frnd k maa k tabyat kharab ho gayi thi..
Sunita :- Hey bhagwan…chalo pareshaan mat ho…rest karo tum mujhe jyada pareshaan lag rahi ho frnd se..
Mein:- Hmm…
To be continued..
Main :- Ghar se …
Kaushal :- aisa karo tum jab tak baat karo….mein khaane ko kuch lekar aata ho..
Main :- hmm…
Kaushal k jaane k baad….mein gusse mein phone pick kar leti ho..
Main :- Hello..
Mausa ji :- hello dear…kaisi lag rahi hai movie..
Main :- aapne phone kyu kiya..pata hai naa apko k mein bahar aayi hui ho..
Mausa ji :- pata hai neha actually mein bhi movie aaya tha.....mujhe to movie bahot acchi lag rahi thi…..maine to video bhi bana liye tumhari Mausi k bhi dikha donga bechaari woh kaha kuch dekh paati hai… Tum dekhna chahogi..
Main :- Mujhe koi intrest nahi hai…aur mera pass aap jaise logo k liye time nahi hai…
Itna keh k maine unka phone kaat diya..
Tin……whatsapp msg…Mausa ji video…..
Main unka msg ignore kar deti ho…
5 min baad unka doosra msg aata hai ….beta video dekh lo mujhe lagta hai tumhare papa k bhi dikha do movie…
Main (man mein) :- ye aadmi paagal hai…
Main na chahte hua bhi video download karne lagti ho…video open hote hi mera paon se zameen nikal jaati hai……
Ye to mera aur kaushal k video hai….
Mein hadbada k idhar udhar dekhne lagti ho…par mausa ji mujhe kahi nahi dikh rahe the…
Tabhi kaushal bhi waha aa jata hai…
Kaushal :- Kya hua Neha Pareshaan dikh rahi ho…
Mein(Paseena Poochte hua) :- Aisa kuch nahi…
Kaushal :- Tumhe itna paseena kyu aa raha hai…
Mein(jhalate hua) :- Kaha na kuch nahi…
Kaushal :- Coolllllllll…yaar mein to bas aisa hi pooch raha tha..
Mein :- mujhe washroom jana hai…
Kaushal :- Chalo mein bhi chalta ho tumhare saath…
Mein :- koi jaroorat nahi mein aati hu…
Kaushal :- ok
Main hall se bahar aa jati ho…dar k maare mera dimag band ho gaya tha…mera haath paon kaap rahe the…mera gala sookha ja raha tha…
Agar mausa ji ne ye video papa k send kar diya to mera kya hoga or agar bahar viral kar diya to mein kahi bhi muh dekhana layak nhi reh jaongi…
Mujhe mausa ji k rokhna hoga…
Main kaapte haathon se mausa ji k number dial kar deti ho…
Mausa ji :- Haa Neha…Movie kaisi lagi ….mujhe pata tha movie dekh k tum mujhe thank you k liye phone jaroor karogi…
Par rukhna beta tumhare papa k aur mausi k bhi ye clip bhej do…just a minute..
Mein :- Pls Mausa ji…
Mausa ji:- kya hua acchi to hai..
Mein :- mein aap k haath jodti ho…pls aisa mat kariye..
Mausa ji :- mein kya kar raha ho neha..kar to tum rahi thi….
Mein:- aap kya chahte hai mujhse…
Mausa ji :- tum..
Mein :- matlab…
Mausa ji:- Tum sirf meri ho…tum par sirf mera haq hai…
Mein :- aap paagal ho gaye hai kya…aapka mera rishta kya hai jaante bhi hai kya..
Mausa Ji:- Mein sirf ek cheez jaanta ho…k tum meri ho aur agar tum meri nahi ho sakti to tum kisi k bhi nahi hogi…
Mein :- mausa ji ye aap kya keh rahe aap…meri zindagi k saath mat kheliye pls…
Mausa ji:- mein khel raha ho…tum khel rahi ho…I LOVE YOU NEHA…….
Mein :- aap mera mausa ji hai…hamare beech aisa kuch nahi ho sakta…and i love Kaushal…
Mausa ji:- mein tumhara mausa ji nahi thakur sahab ho aur ye mein aakhri baar yaad dila raha ho....
Mein :- J……….ji thakur sahab..
Mausa ji :- agar tum apne bhala chahti ho to foran ghar chali jao…
Mein :- Ji thakur sahab…
Itna sunte hi mausa ji call cut kar deta hai…
Hai bhagwan mein kaha phas gayi…mera kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha hai…mujhe ghar nikalna hoga…
Mein turant Kaushal k phone lagati ho…
Kaushal :- Kaha ho neha movie chalo ho gayi hai..
Mein :- Kaushal mujhe nikalna hoga..
Kaushal :- Kya hua..
Mein :- Kuch nahi mausi k tabyat theek nahi..
Kaushal :- Ruko mein apni car se chod deta ho..
Mein :- koi jarrorat nahi…main bahar aa agyi ho auto se nikal jaungi..
Kaushal:- car se tum jaldi pahuch jaungi..
Mein:- tum enjoy karo mein ghar pahuch k call karongi..
Itna keh k mein call cut kar deti ho…
Kaushal:- Ye kya ho gaya hai is ladki ko..badi ajeeb si react kar rahi hai…
Kuch der mein ghar pahuch jaati ho…
Sunita :- Beta itni jaldi..
Mein :- Haa mausi woh frnd k maa k tabyat kharab ho gayi thi..
Sunita :- Hey bhagwan…chalo pareshaan mat ho…rest karo tum mujhe jyada pareshaan lag rahi ho frnd se..
Mein:- Hmm…
To be continued..