20-12-2018, 11:08 PM
Mohalle wali aunty - part 3
"ahhhhhhhhhh auntyyyyyy rukeyooo naaaa" main pishe kand naal lagde hoye akhan band kr sawaad lende hoye keha.
"ki khanda a tu rajan jehda tera cheti nikal da ni" mere bilkul naal khadi harpreet aunty meri muth marde hoye boli.
"hje te kush khada ni aunty" main aunty wal dekh keha.
"aj akhirli waar a rajan main dubara nahi krna" aunty ne muth di speed holi krde hoye keha. main bas muskraeya, lekin kush boleya na. is time main te harpreet aunty, aunty de ghar de bathroom vich khade c te aunty aj fr meri muth mar rhi c. dupher da time c te aunty de ghar koi v nahi c. main mauka dekh ayea te thoda jor paan to baad aunty ne mera lun fad hi leya. feem shaki hoi c main te lun pure jor vich c. aunty v thoda interest le meri muth maar rhi c.
mauka dekh main apna hath pishe nu lejake salwar de upro harpreet aunty de chittuda upr rakheya re aunty ose vehle mera lun shad boli "had paar na kar rajan". harpreet aunty hmesha ta pyaare subah di c lekin ajkal minu tevar dikhandi c jo minu bahut vdia lagde c.
"aunty please ik war dekhne a tuhade chittud bahut sohne ne" main hath ferde hoye keha.
harpreet aunty ne mere wal gusse vich dekheya te boli "tenu sharm nai ayi rajan eh boln to pehla".
"sharm wali kehri gal aunty ji" main ago keha. pawe main jor jabardsti naal aunty to muth marwanda c lekin interest te aunty v le rahi c. "lun ta fadlo" main apne lun wal dekh keha.
harpreet aunty ne ape mera lun fadleya te muh banake boli "haye rabba main ki kar rahi a".
main ose vele aunty nu tid to fad kand naal laeya, nale nu fadeya te boleya "kush galt nahi a aunty ji is vich".
"shad minu rajan main begane bande samne salwar nahi khol skdi" aunty ne ape hatha naal mera hath nu fad minu naala kholn to rokde hoye keha.
"aunty ji bas ik wari chittud dekhne a main" main ago jor pande hoye boleya.
"nahi rajan had na kr hun" harpreet gusse vich boli. main dusre hath naal v jor paeya te naala khol dita. lekin aunty ne apne salwar dowe hatha naal fad layi te minta krdi hoi boli "ina age main nahi ja skdi rajan".
"gal paka sade vich rahegi aunty" main salwar fad thale krde hoye keha.
"rajan sharm kar apni maa saman aurat naal ki kar reha tu tenu rabb v maaf nahi kruga" harpreet aunty ne salwar jor naal hatha vich fadde hoye keha.
"koi gal nahi na kre rabb maaf" main ago keha te aunty de dowe hath apne ik hath nal fade, te dusre naal salwar thale kr diti. aunty de hatho shutde hi salwar sidha paira vich ja giri. isto pehla aunty thale nu hundi, main jor naal aunty nu fadeya te kand naal lake boleya "bas karo aunty hun jor laan da faida ni".
"ve kanjra tenu security officer hawale kr dena main" aunty ikathe jahi hundi boli.
main sajja hath sida aunty di kashi vich paeya te boleya "krdeyo".
"ve hath bahar kadd" harpreet aunty minu rokn di nakamyab koshish krdi hoi boli. jida hi mera hath kashi de andr geya, minu harpreet aunty di baala nal bhri fudi mehsus hoi. "besharm" aunty ne pure gusse vich minu pishe krn di koshish kiti lekin main aj pishe nahi c hatn wala.
harpreet aunty di fudi ungla te mehsus hunde hi mera shareer kamb utheya te lun jo halka tila ho reha c, oh fr to sidha ho geya. ungla ferde hoye, aunty di poli fuli hoi fudi mehsus krde hoye main keha "akhirli waar fudi saaf kdo kiti c".
"tenu dasa main kdo kiti c" aunty ne fr minu dhaka marea lekin main hath kashi vicho na kadeya. main middle finger thale nu le ja fudi vich paan di koshish kiti lekin aunty ne patt pure jode hoye c. fr v main jor lake ungal kush had tak andr kiti te aunty boli "ungal kadd baar kamineya". main dusre hath naal aunty nu kass k fadeya hoeya c. fudi vich jehdi ungal c main ohnu achank hi jor jor naal andr bahar krn laga. "hayeeee" ik dum harpeet de muh vicho nikli. eh pehli waar masti wali siski c aunty de muho.
mere muh ute muskraht ayi te main keha "ayea na sawaad".
achank hi aunty ne mera hath fad bahar kadeya te boli "shad minu".
harpreet apni salwar chukn laayi thale nu jhuki, te main aunty nu fr fadke kand naal la boleya "lun te chahida tenu v". salwar ik war fr thale gir gayi te isto pehla aunty kush boldi, main apne bul sidha aunty de bula vich pa le. main aunty nu kand naal laeya hoeya c te bul daboche hoye c. aunty bul shudan di puri koshish kr rahi c lekin main kamyaab nahi c hon de reha. main ik war fr kashi vich hath paeya te fudi vich ungal diti. jor jor naal main ungal nu andr bahar krn laga te dekhde hi dekhde aunty shaant hon lagi. main holi holi bul chusne shuru kr dite te naal naal thale ungal v jai ja rahi c.
"ve shad minuuu" aunty boli lekin is vich koi dum nahi c.
minu saaf pta lag reha c aunty nu mja aun lag peya hai te oh siskia muh de andr hi dba rahi hai. "khul k siskiya lela aunty" main ungal dende hoye bul pishe kr boleya. kush second li aunty akhan meech kush na boli te fr achank "ssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" di awaaz aunty de muho puri masti vich nikli. "nikal geya" main puri ungal fudi de andr pande hoye keha.
harpreet ne mere wal dekheya te boli "hun minu ja len de rajan".
main haseya te kashi vich hath bahar kad boleya "hun meri wari". main apni ungal wal dekheya te fr has boleya "gilli hoi payi a puri". aunty is to pehla kush boldi, main aunty nu paltaeya, kameez nu chittuda upro chukeya. safed rang di kashi ne football warge chittuda nu mushkil naal hi sambheya hoeya c. main kashi nu thale kita te akhirkaar dowe mote mote maas naal bhre halke sanwle rang de chittud mere samne c. main dowe chittuda nu apne haatha naal fadeya. mere shareer vich jiwe bijli hi bijli dhodh rahi howe, minu eda mehsus hoeya.
"rajan sharm kar" aunty fr boli. lekin aunty oda hi apne chittud mere wal kad khadi rahi. harpreet v hun lun chahndi c. main sajje hath naal aunty de chittud nu feel kita te fr ik ungal chittuda vichli darar vich pa andr wali garmaht nu mehsus krn laga. harpreet aunty kush nahi bol rhi c. minu dil di dhadkan tez hogi te minu kush samj nahi a reha c ki kra. bathroom vich hi aunty chod da k rehn da. fr main apna lun fadeya te baala naal bhri fudi ute set kita. "nahi ve kanjra" harpreet aunty boli, te isto pehla paltdi, main ik jordaar dhake naal sara da sara lun aunty di bhosde di gehrai vich pa dita.
"ki khanda a tu rajan jehda tera cheti nikal da ni" mere bilkul naal khadi harpreet aunty meri muth marde hoye boli.
"hje te kush khada ni aunty" main aunty wal dekh keha.
"aj akhirli waar a rajan main dubara nahi krna" aunty ne muth di speed holi krde hoye keha. main bas muskraeya, lekin kush boleya na. is time main te harpreet aunty, aunty de ghar de bathroom vich khade c te aunty aj fr meri muth mar rhi c. dupher da time c te aunty de ghar koi v nahi c. main mauka dekh ayea te thoda jor paan to baad aunty ne mera lun fad hi leya. feem shaki hoi c main te lun pure jor vich c. aunty v thoda interest le meri muth maar rhi c.
mauka dekh main apna hath pishe nu lejake salwar de upro harpreet aunty de chittuda upr rakheya re aunty ose vehle mera lun shad boli "had paar na kar rajan". harpreet aunty hmesha ta pyaare subah di c lekin ajkal minu tevar dikhandi c jo minu bahut vdia lagde c.
"aunty please ik war dekhne a tuhade chittud bahut sohne ne" main hath ferde hoye keha.
harpreet aunty ne mere wal gusse vich dekheya te boli "tenu sharm nai ayi rajan eh boln to pehla".
"sharm wali kehri gal aunty ji" main ago keha. pawe main jor jabardsti naal aunty to muth marwanda c lekin interest te aunty v le rahi c. "lun ta fadlo" main apne lun wal dekh keha.
harpreet aunty ne ape mera lun fadleya te muh banake boli "haye rabba main ki kar rahi a".
main ose vele aunty nu tid to fad kand naal laeya, nale nu fadeya te boleya "kush galt nahi a aunty ji is vich".
"shad minu rajan main begane bande samne salwar nahi khol skdi" aunty ne ape hatha naal mera hath nu fad minu naala kholn to rokde hoye keha.
"aunty ji bas ik wari chittud dekhne a main" main ago jor pande hoye boleya.
"nahi rajan had na kr hun" harpreet gusse vich boli. main dusre hath naal v jor paeya te naala khol dita. lekin aunty ne apne salwar dowe hatha naal fad layi te minta krdi hoi boli "ina age main nahi ja skdi rajan".
"gal paka sade vich rahegi aunty" main salwar fad thale krde hoye keha.
"rajan sharm kar apni maa saman aurat naal ki kar reha tu tenu rabb v maaf nahi kruga" harpreet aunty ne salwar jor naal hatha vich fadde hoye keha.
"koi gal nahi na kre rabb maaf" main ago keha te aunty de dowe hath apne ik hath nal fade, te dusre naal salwar thale kr diti. aunty de hatho shutde hi salwar sidha paira vich ja giri. isto pehla aunty thale nu hundi, main jor naal aunty nu fadeya te kand naal lake boleya "bas karo aunty hun jor laan da faida ni".
"ve kanjra tenu security officer hawale kr dena main" aunty ikathe jahi hundi boli.
main sajja hath sida aunty di kashi vich paeya te boleya "krdeyo".
"ve hath bahar kadd" harpreet aunty minu rokn di nakamyab koshish krdi hoi boli. jida hi mera hath kashi de andr geya, minu harpreet aunty di baala nal bhri fudi mehsus hoi. "besharm" aunty ne pure gusse vich minu pishe krn di koshish kiti lekin main aj pishe nahi c hatn wala.
harpreet aunty di fudi ungla te mehsus hunde hi mera shareer kamb utheya te lun jo halka tila ho reha c, oh fr to sidha ho geya. ungla ferde hoye, aunty di poli fuli hoi fudi mehsus krde hoye main keha "akhirli waar fudi saaf kdo kiti c".
"tenu dasa main kdo kiti c" aunty ne fr minu dhaka marea lekin main hath kashi vicho na kadeya. main middle finger thale nu le ja fudi vich paan di koshish kiti lekin aunty ne patt pure jode hoye c. fr v main jor lake ungal kush had tak andr kiti te aunty boli "ungal kadd baar kamineya". main dusre hath naal aunty nu kass k fadeya hoeya c. fudi vich jehdi ungal c main ohnu achank hi jor jor naal andr bahar krn laga. "hayeeee" ik dum harpeet de muh vicho nikli. eh pehli waar masti wali siski c aunty de muho.
mere muh ute muskraht ayi te main keha "ayea na sawaad".
achank hi aunty ne mera hath fad bahar kadeya te boli "shad minu".
harpreet apni salwar chukn laayi thale nu jhuki, te main aunty nu fr fadke kand naal la boleya "lun te chahida tenu v". salwar ik war fr thale gir gayi te isto pehla aunty kush boldi, main apne bul sidha aunty de bula vich pa le. main aunty nu kand naal laeya hoeya c te bul daboche hoye c. aunty bul shudan di puri koshish kr rahi c lekin main kamyaab nahi c hon de reha. main ik war fr kashi vich hath paeya te fudi vich ungal diti. jor jor naal main ungal nu andr bahar krn laga te dekhde hi dekhde aunty shaant hon lagi. main holi holi bul chusne shuru kr dite te naal naal thale ungal v jai ja rahi c.
"ve shad minuuu" aunty boli lekin is vich koi dum nahi c.
minu saaf pta lag reha c aunty nu mja aun lag peya hai te oh siskia muh de andr hi dba rahi hai. "khul k siskiya lela aunty" main ungal dende hoye bul pishe kr boleya. kush second li aunty akhan meech kush na boli te fr achank "ssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" di awaaz aunty de muho puri masti vich nikli. "nikal geya" main puri ungal fudi de andr pande hoye keha.
harpreet ne mere wal dekheya te boli "hun minu ja len de rajan".
main haseya te kashi vich hath bahar kad boleya "hun meri wari". main apni ungal wal dekheya te fr has boleya "gilli hoi payi a puri". aunty is to pehla kush boldi, main aunty nu paltaeya, kameez nu chittuda upro chukeya. safed rang di kashi ne football warge chittuda nu mushkil naal hi sambheya hoeya c. main kashi nu thale kita te akhirkaar dowe mote mote maas naal bhre halke sanwle rang de chittud mere samne c. main dowe chittuda nu apne haatha naal fadeya. mere shareer vich jiwe bijli hi bijli dhodh rahi howe, minu eda mehsus hoeya.
"rajan sharm kar" aunty fr boli. lekin aunty oda hi apne chittud mere wal kad khadi rahi. harpreet v hun lun chahndi c. main sajje hath naal aunty de chittud nu feel kita te fr ik ungal chittuda vichli darar vich pa andr wali garmaht nu mehsus krn laga. harpreet aunty kush nahi bol rhi c. minu dil di dhadkan tez hogi te minu kush samj nahi a reha c ki kra. bathroom vich hi aunty chod da k rehn da. fr main apna lun fadeya te baala naal bhri fudi ute set kita. "nahi ve kanjra" harpreet aunty boli, te isto pehla paltdi, main ik jordaar dhake naal sara da sara lun aunty di bhosde di gehrai vich pa dita.