03-05-2019, 01:58 PM
MEHTA FLAT
Dinesh Mehta moo latka ke ghar aaya or door bell bajai or Nupur ne door khola
Dinesh sidha apne room me chala gaya
Nupur Dinesh ka latka huwa chahra dekh ke room me gai
Nupur:kya huwa Dinesh kyu moo latkaye huye ho
Dinesh :Mai barbad ho gaya Nupur mere sare tenders cancel ho gaye
Nupur:sare tender cancel ho gaye kaise ho sakte sare tender cancel
Dinesh:kisi bhau ki wajah se mere sare tenders cancel ho gaye hai
Nupur: to tum uss bhau se jake mile kyo nahi
Dinesh:mai bhau ke pass gaya tha lekin uske bouncer ne bola bhau anjan mardo se nahi milte
Nupur:uss bhau ki tumhare sath kya dushmani hai
Dinesh :pata nahi muze uski mere sath kya dushmani hai
Nupur:ab kya hoga fir
Dinesh:bola humara ghar bar sab chin jayega agar maine bank ka loan nahi bhara to
Nupur se Dinesh ki aisi halat nahi dekhi gai
Nupur:boli wo bhau anjan mardo se nahi milta lekin aurto se to milta hai
Dinesh:bola ha wo aurato se milta hai
Nupur:to fir mai to ja sakti hu usse milane
Tabhi Dinesh ke chahare pe thodi muskan aayi
Dinesh:ha tum ja sakti ho bas tum kisi tarah uss bhau ko mana lena warna mai barbad ho jaunga
Nupur:muzpe vishwas rakho mai usse kisi bhi tarah mana lungi
Dinesh:ooh Nupur mai khushkismat hu tum meri wife ho
Or Dinesh Nupur ke gale lag gaya
Nupur :ab aise hi smile karte raho
Fir Nupur kitchen me chali gai..................
SHARMA FLAT
Idhar Rakesh Sharma apne bed room me moo latka ke betha tha
Tabhi Priyanka bed room me aayi or Rakesh ko soch me duba dekh ke
Priyanka :kya huwa Rakesh kis soch me dube huye ho
Rakesh :Priyanka mai temporary suspend ho gaya hu
Priyanka:temporary suspend huye ho na permanent to nahi huye na fir itna kya sochana hai
Rakesh :Lekin mai tab tak temporary suspend hu jab tak court me ye sabit nahi karta ki mai corrupt nahi hu or iske liye bohot paise lagege or maine court khud ko beguna sabit nahi kiya to muze umar kaid ki saja ho jayegi
Priyanka: to tab tak koi or naukri kar ke hum court me case lad sakte hai
Rakesh: center ne hum sab ke kahi bhi naukri karne pe bane laga diya hai
Ab Priyanka ko bhi tension hone laga tha
Rakesh: lagata hai mai beguna hoke bhi jail me jaunga
Priyanka: tum jail me nahi jaoge mai tumhe jail me nahi jane dungi
Rakesh: lekin tum kya kar sakti ho
Priyanka: Mai naukri karungi or aap ki case ka pura kharcha uthaungi
Rakesh : ooh Priyanka I luv u
Or Rakesh Priyanka ke gale lag gaya
Priyanka: ye bat Rahul ko mat batana khamkha usse tension ho jayega
Rakesh: thik hai Priyanka
Priyanka: chalo ab Rahul aata hi hoga mai hall me jati hu
Or Priyanka hall me chali gai ...........
CHATTERJJI FLAT
Jay veer chatterjji ghar aaya or door bell bajai or Archana ne door khola
Jay ne khushi se Archana ko god me uthaya or zumane laga tabhi Neha aayi
Neha: kya bat hai papa aaj aap bohot khush ho
Jay:khush hone ki bat hai beta
Archana:lekin wo bat kya hai
Jay :aaj humari company ne tender bhara hai agar wo tender hume mil gaya to humari dubi huyi company patari pe aa jayegi
Neha:papa aap to aise khush ho rahe ho jaise aap ko tender mil hi gaya
Jay :mila nahi to mil jayega
Archana: aap to aise bol rahe ho jaise ye tender milna humare hat me hi hai
Jay:ha ye tender milna humare hat me hi hai
Archana:kaise ?
Jay: ye tender jo company de rahi hai wo humare padosi Kamlesh Tyagi ki hai iss liye hume unke sath ache sambandh banane honge
Neha: wah papa man gai aap ke dimag ko
Jay:Neha tum kunal ki achi friend ban jao or hum dono ko kamlesh ko sambhalna hoga tum roj kamlesh ke ghar pe khana bana diya karo or baki kam bhi kar diya karna
Archana: wo to thik hai lemon relation ki shurat kaise kare
Jay:kal kamlesh or kunal ko khane pe bulate hai
OK done!
Archana:ok done!
Fir tino apne apne kam me lag gaye ...........
ARORA FLAT
Ramesh Arora sofe pe betha tha tabhi Anjali hall me aayi
Ramesh: Anjali muze kuch dino ke liye USA jana hoga
Anjali: USA lekin kyu?
Ramesh: USA me ek aisi company hai jo moder dresses jo hai bina koi tax ke bechati hai agar meri uss company se deal ho gai to hum dukan ke bajay moll ke owner honge
Anjali: Acha thik hai to fir mai or Rohan bhi gao jake aayenge
Ramesh :thik hai Mai Ravi ko tum logo ko lene bhej dunga
Anjali :ha ye sahi hoga
Ramesh : tum apna or Rohan ka dhyan rakhana meri flite kal subh hi hai
Anjali:thik hai rakhungi
Fir Ramesh or Anjali sone chale gaye..............
Dinesh Mehta moo latka ke ghar aaya or door bell bajai or Nupur ne door khola
Dinesh sidha apne room me chala gaya
Nupur Dinesh ka latka huwa chahra dekh ke room me gai
Nupur:kya huwa Dinesh kyu moo latkaye huye ho
Dinesh :Mai barbad ho gaya Nupur mere sare tenders cancel ho gaye
Nupur:sare tender cancel ho gaye kaise ho sakte sare tender cancel
Dinesh:kisi bhau ki wajah se mere sare tenders cancel ho gaye hai
Nupur: to tum uss bhau se jake mile kyo nahi
Dinesh:mai bhau ke pass gaya tha lekin uske bouncer ne bola bhau anjan mardo se nahi milte
Nupur:uss bhau ki tumhare sath kya dushmani hai
Dinesh :pata nahi muze uski mere sath kya dushmani hai
Nupur:ab kya hoga fir
Dinesh:bola humara ghar bar sab chin jayega agar maine bank ka loan nahi bhara to
Nupur se Dinesh ki aisi halat nahi dekhi gai
Nupur:boli wo bhau anjan mardo se nahi milta lekin aurto se to milta hai
Dinesh:bola ha wo aurato se milta hai
Nupur:to fir mai to ja sakti hu usse milane
Tabhi Dinesh ke chahare pe thodi muskan aayi
Dinesh:ha tum ja sakti ho bas tum kisi tarah uss bhau ko mana lena warna mai barbad ho jaunga
Nupur:muzpe vishwas rakho mai usse kisi bhi tarah mana lungi
Dinesh:ooh Nupur mai khushkismat hu tum meri wife ho
Or Dinesh Nupur ke gale lag gaya
Nupur :ab aise hi smile karte raho
Fir Nupur kitchen me chali gai..................
SHARMA FLAT
Idhar Rakesh Sharma apne bed room me moo latka ke betha tha
Tabhi Priyanka bed room me aayi or Rakesh ko soch me duba dekh ke
Priyanka :kya huwa Rakesh kis soch me dube huye ho
Rakesh :Priyanka mai temporary suspend ho gaya hu
Priyanka:temporary suspend huye ho na permanent to nahi huye na fir itna kya sochana hai
Rakesh :Lekin mai tab tak temporary suspend hu jab tak court me ye sabit nahi karta ki mai corrupt nahi hu or iske liye bohot paise lagege or maine court khud ko beguna sabit nahi kiya to muze umar kaid ki saja ho jayegi
Priyanka: to tab tak koi or naukri kar ke hum court me case lad sakte hai
Rakesh: center ne hum sab ke kahi bhi naukri karne pe bane laga diya hai
Ab Priyanka ko bhi tension hone laga tha
Rakesh: lagata hai mai beguna hoke bhi jail me jaunga
Priyanka: tum jail me nahi jaoge mai tumhe jail me nahi jane dungi
Rakesh: lekin tum kya kar sakti ho
Priyanka: Mai naukri karungi or aap ki case ka pura kharcha uthaungi
Rakesh : ooh Priyanka I luv u
Or Rakesh Priyanka ke gale lag gaya
Priyanka: ye bat Rahul ko mat batana khamkha usse tension ho jayega
Rakesh: thik hai Priyanka
Priyanka: chalo ab Rahul aata hi hoga mai hall me jati hu
Or Priyanka hall me chali gai ...........
CHATTERJJI FLAT
Jay veer chatterjji ghar aaya or door bell bajai or Archana ne door khola
Jay ne khushi se Archana ko god me uthaya or zumane laga tabhi Neha aayi
Neha: kya bat hai papa aaj aap bohot khush ho
Jay:khush hone ki bat hai beta
Archana:lekin wo bat kya hai
Jay :aaj humari company ne tender bhara hai agar wo tender hume mil gaya to humari dubi huyi company patari pe aa jayegi
Neha:papa aap to aise khush ho rahe ho jaise aap ko tender mil hi gaya
Jay :mila nahi to mil jayega
Archana: aap to aise bol rahe ho jaise ye tender milna humare hat me hi hai
Jay:ha ye tender milna humare hat me hi hai
Archana:kaise ?
Jay: ye tender jo company de rahi hai wo humare padosi Kamlesh Tyagi ki hai iss liye hume unke sath ache sambandh banane honge
Neha: wah papa man gai aap ke dimag ko
Jay:Neha tum kunal ki achi friend ban jao or hum dono ko kamlesh ko sambhalna hoga tum roj kamlesh ke ghar pe khana bana diya karo or baki kam bhi kar diya karna
Archana: wo to thik hai lemon relation ki shurat kaise kare
Jay:kal kamlesh or kunal ko khane pe bulate hai
OK done!
Archana:ok done!
Fir tino apne apne kam me lag gaye ...........
ARORA FLAT
Ramesh Arora sofe pe betha tha tabhi Anjali hall me aayi
Ramesh: Anjali muze kuch dino ke liye USA jana hoga
Anjali: USA lekin kyu?
Ramesh: USA me ek aisi company hai jo moder dresses jo hai bina koi tax ke bechati hai agar meri uss company se deal ho gai to hum dukan ke bajay moll ke owner honge
Anjali: Acha thik hai to fir mai or Rohan bhi gao jake aayenge
Ramesh :thik hai Mai Ravi ko tum logo ko lene bhej dunga
Anjali :ha ye sahi hoga
Ramesh : tum apna or Rohan ka dhyan rakhana meri flite kal subh hi hai
Anjali:thik hai rakhungi
Fir Ramesh or Anjali sone chale gaye..............