Kachrawala ka kala lavda ban gaya shehar me raja

[Potlagitta]

Me to subah utah... Dekhte.... As pas gandi nali he... Me utke
. naha ke... Kaam pe gaya



Aur jab me darwaja dabaya tab khula tha... Memsaab..... Swapna saadi pehnri he.... Kya khubsruti he..



S: kise ah sakte ho andar ko.... Jao...
Swapna man me( aise kise ganda insaan he.. Chi low class kahinka)
Man me me( randi to full kadak maal he)

Tod dher baad memsaab agayi aur bole bhartan dho

Me barran dhora hu... Ek baar ajib si chilana aya..me gabrahat me.. Gaya dekhne ke liye

Dekha to.. S: mera saadi phat gaya...
Me: bas itni si baat memsaab
S: ha mere manpasand saadi
Me: bas silwane se phir bansakta
S: par is area me aisa koi nahi he silwana keliye
Me: are memsaab mera ek dosth he jo acche kapda silte he
S: kaha rehta he..
Me: bas is km ki basti me
S: par man me (chi itni gandi basti me silwana he mereko... Us gande nali kinare log kaale jhopda yaak... Kise manush hota he)
S: tik he aur koi rasta nahi he..

Phir mene memsaab leke basti gaya...

Swapna aunty dekhra he... Gande raste sadak... Ganda log.. Badboodar nali... Kala log... Harami baccha khelra he... Ek high class sanskaari aurat ek low class jhopad me ara he..




Gaabu se pas agaya..

G: bhai kise he tu..
Me: tikh hu ye gaabbu he talior.
S: ji namaste...
G:kaun he..
Me: mera memsaab... Ek saadi silwana keliye aya
G: tik he karta hu... Border size ke liye tape napna padega... Par mera assisntant ab nahi aya...
S: to kise ab
Ga: bhai tu tape lekar napo
Me: kya kehro vo mera memsaab

G: bhai tu gao me kiya tana.. Isliye kehra hu ab assisnt bhi nahi he
Me: tik he...

Tape lekar me mesaab ke piche khda hogaya

G: pehla breast napo
Me: ha.. Mene hath se uska size napa...
36 he..

Swapna man me(issssss kya hora he mreko... Ek gair mard mereko chura he...)



Uske bade mote aam rasele doodh factory ko chu ha to.. Mera lavda tanne rah....

G: kamar ke lo..
Me: napa.. 30 he




Swapna man me( ye kya hora he mra... Dil tez doudrahe.. Kyu.. Mera back ko ek mard chuha . vo bhi gareebi)

Man me me (ufff kya kale gaand he saali ki.. Sanskari randi.. Ghee khake aise hote....)

Mene swapna ki garam hote hui dekha.. Aur mene apna hath ko gand par rakh ke dabaya..... Kya mast xhance he... Bhagwaan.. Hath ko naahi dhota hu ..

G: tikh he ji aur apna border lgake sadi bana tu
S: kitne dino ke baad dete
G: ji 10 din
S: aur paise
G: 100 dijiye
S: bas itni se he....
G: aur kya karte he hum gareeb log
S: tik he..

Aur swapna us basti se jatu he ... Man me(kya roz he.. Gandi badboodar kale log ko dekha aur gareeb nemere jaisa sanskari pooja pat padnewali auarto ko chuha..... Ab ghar jake nahana chahiye )

Me bhi chala..

Aur shaam hone ka bad laut aya... Shirt lene keloye

Me: bhai mera shirt
G: ha hogaya...
Gabbu ne shirt diya aur me pehna
G: pehalwaan jaisa ho.. Kaccha bhi karwalo bhai
M: ha bhai purani hogaya... Fada bhi

G: maa ek bar ao..
Tabhi anjali ma agaya.. Ekdum sanskaari



Anjali: namaste beta
Me: ha nji
A: kyu aye beta
Me: shirt leneke
G: ma us tape lekar napo
A: kya
G: uska kaccha
Me: bhai tu kya baat kare ho
G:: bhai aur yaha koi bhi nahi he.. Subah bolana
Me: parv vo teri ma he
G: vo bhi talior he...
A: koi baat nahi beta... Tum mera beta jaisa vo... Aur kayi kaccho silaya hhi

Aur mene shirt upar karke khada..

Anjali ne ankhe bada karke kahada he.. Aur gaabu ki taraf dekha..

Mera kala bada lavda usko salami kharehe... Kaccha me hi..



Anjali ne mera kaccha par hath rakha aur mera kamar ke napo... 42 bola.....





Aur usne mera kala lavda par hath rakha aur... Mal.. Tak kaha.. 8 inch he...



Gabbu ye dekhe ke man me( kise sanskari ma ek dost beta ka lavda ko napra he usi bete ki age... Vo bhi uska lavda ghoda jaisa)



Ga: bhai tu gadha godha.. Itna size to me aj tak nahi dekha.. Ekdum rakshas jaisa..

Ek kehte hi turant anjali ne room se bahar chalgaya..

G: koi baat nahi kuch kaam keliye

Me: ha bhai kab donge
G:2 baad...

Aue laut aya jhopda me


Soye hue.. Man me bas aur bardaash nahi karunga.. Kal swapna ko chodke rahunga kuch bhi hojaye