Romance बुड्ढा पति

[Vissle]

Raat ka waqt hai. Aaj Nisha ke maan se ek bojh kam hua. Bhima bhi ab thik thak baat karne laaga. Bhima aur Nisha ab ache se baat karne laage. Bhima ab haveli mein aane jaane laaga.

"Bhimaji aap phir khatiya se uth gaye maine mana kiya tha na aapko chalne se."

Bhima muskurate hue kaha "arey mujhe boriyat hoti hai ek kagah pade rehne se."

"Chaliye main hoon na. Chaliye bahar chalte hai." Nisha aur Bhima haveli se bahar jhopadi mein pahunche.

"Waise jhopadi mein eehne ka apna ek maja hai. Raat ke waqt baharachi hawa lagti hai." Nisha ne kaha.

"Haan aaiye bethiye kursi pe." Dono kursi pe beith gaye.

Bhima dhoti pena tha aur aram se khursi pe beitha tha.

"Waise Bhimaji meri baat maniye to aapko kahi ghum aana chahiye. Bahar thoda ghumenge to acha rahega."

"Arey nahi nahi. Main thik hoon."

"Waise ek kaam karte hai kaal hum chalye hai talab ke paas thoda bahar ka nazara bhi dekh lenge."

"Baat to sahi kahi tumne."

Agle dewn subah 8 baje Bhima aur Nisha Manu ko lekar ghumne jaanewale the.

"Nishaji Manu kaha pe hai ?"

Nisha Sarla se poochi. Sarla ne bataya ki Manu Shambhu kaka ke ghar gaya hai.

"To ab kya karein ?" Bhima ne poocha.

"Chaliye hum ghum aate hai."

"Sirf hum dono ?"

"Haan usme galat kya hai ?"

Bhima hadbadate hue haan kaha. Dono jungle ghumne gaye. Nisha sleeveless saree mein thi. Bhima roj ki tarah dhoti.

Dono chalte chalte talab ke kinare pahunche. Bhima aram se beith gaya. Nisha ne Bhima ko haath dete hue kaha "please mujhe beithne mein madad karo."

Bhima haath pakada aur Nisha ko bethaya. Nisha beith gayi. Apne pair ko talab ke paani mein rakha.

"Waise Nishaji aap roj saree pehti hai woh bhi sleevesless."

"Haan garmi jo hai yaha." Nisha ne kaha

"Bilkul lekin yaha ped ke niche hum hai isiliye thodi shanti hai."

"Yeh jagah bahut khubsurat hai. Yeh jungle aur talab."

"Bilkul. Aur to aur main jab bhi aata hoon ispe kavita ya geet banata hoon."

"Wow. Lekin mujhe nahi lagta ki aap likh sakte hai."

Bhima ajeeb sa muh banata hua kaha "kyon aisa keh rahi hai aap ?"

"Woh isiliye kyonki aapki shakal dekhkar lagta hai ki aap kisi khubsoorat chiz pe bol nahi sakte."

"Main likh sakta hoon."

"Likhna asan hai. Toorant bolna nahi."

"Main kar sakta hoon Nishaji. Toorant chizo ko delh uske baare mein shabd bbi bol sakta hoon."

"Koi bhi chiz pe ?"

"Haan."

"Agar main kahoon ki abji mere baare mein kuch alfaz kaho to keh doge ?"

Bhima ghabra gaya aur sharam ke maare chup ho gaya.

Nisha chidhate hue kahi "dekha. Waqt aane pe chup. Matlab tum khud instant nahi bana paoge."

"Nahi lekin kisi aurat pe..."

"Kyon nahi hoon khubsoorat main ?"

"Aap hai lekin kabhi waise dekha nahi."

"Chaliye yeh apka exam hai. Dekhte hai ki instant description mere liye banate hai ya nahi."

Bhima ke liye badi duvidha. Kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha tha.

"Rehne do. Apse nahi hoga. Waqt aane pe phus ho gaye."

Tau mein aakar Bhima bola "main kar sakta hoon."

"Nahi hoga aapse."

"Hoga mujhse."

"Lagi shart." Nisha ne kaha.

"Haan. Kitne ki."

",1000 ki. Agar mujhe apka description pasand aaya to."

"Thik hai 1000 rupees ki lag gayi."

"To shuru karo."

Bhima Nisha ko dekhne laga.



"Ab aise dekho nahi kyonki time jaa raha hai aur 1000 rupees bhi."

"Pehle apko thik se dekhoon to keh paunga."

Bhima Nisha ko thik se dekha.

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Himmat jutakar Bhima bola "Nisha tum woh khubsoorat bala ho jise har koi paana chahata hai. Tum itni khubsurat ho ki aankho ko bas tumhara darshan chahiye. Is gaon mein jaise kudrat ka karishma aakar bas gaya aisa lagta hai. Saree mein tumhari khubsoorati ka kya kehna. Sleeveless blouse mein tumhari gori gori bahe aur baalo ko sawarte waqt gale ka didar karna wah re wah. Garmi mein jab tum hoti ho paseena tumhare sharir pe aata hai to jaise moti. Paseene mein tum kamal lagti ho. Tumhare bagal (armpit) pe jame hue paseene ki boonde jaise diamond. Us paseene ko chakh lene ka man karta hai. Ek pyase dil ko tumhara paseena bhi bha jaaye. Tumhari pyari nabhi (navel) jise dekh bas chum lene ka man kisi ko kare. Kaash hawa tu itne jor se Nisha ki khubsoorati ka swagat kar ki pallu saree ka hat jaaye aur mulayam jism ko dekhne ka dil kar jaaye. Yeh muskurahat na dikhao is chehre pe nahi to koi bhi ise chumne ka sapna dekh lega. Bhagwan kare agle janm mujhe tera kapda bana taki main lipat jaun is haseen jism se. Mujhe hawa bana de taki tujhe jee bhar ke chu sakoon. Kisi aashiq se tu pooch woh chahata kya hai. Use bas ek baar tujhse lipatne de. Uske chehre ko seene se laga aur babo mejn bhar le. Woh ashiq lhishi se teri baho mein kaid ho jaayega."

Bhima rook gaya. Lekin josh mein akar usne kuch kyada hi keh diya. Nisha ko Bhima ke har shabd jaise teer jaisa laga. Dil ko chu gaya aur woh aur bhi bahit kich sunana chahati thi.

"Wah mere baare mein itni saari baat. Acha laga mujhe."

Nisha ne 1000 rupees nikala aur Bhima ko dete hue kaha "Tum jeet gaye."

Bhima ko sharam aa rahi thi. Bhima apni jagah se uth gaya lekin tabhi jor se badal garja jiski wajah se baarish aayi. Dono daudte hue jhopadi ki taraf gaye. Nisha poori tarah se bheeg gayi thi. Bhima andar chala gaya lekin pata mahi baarish ki boondo ne Nisja mein umang bjar diya aur woj andar jaane ko jagah bahar vhali gayi nahane. Bhima ne roka lekin wph nahi maani.

Nisha ki khubsoorati us baarish mein dikhai di. Woh aaj bahit khush thi. Jhula mein jhulte hue wph us baarish ka anand le rahi thi.



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Un gori baho ko Bhima dekh raha tha aur Nisha ke bheege badan ko bhi lekin khud ko asani se sambhalte hue Bhima ne andekha kar diya.