Vasant - Vihaar ( LODY BHAI )

[LODY BHAI]

Gayatri Devi Jab hosh mein aayi to use bada pachtawa hua ki yah Maine kya kar Diya...main ek Pooja paath wali aurat hun aur kaise uska pakad aur sungh sakti hun....chhi chhi chhi chhi



Gayatri Devi ghabrai hui haweli me ghusti hai...Kanta jo abhi abhi andar aai thi vo Gayatri Devi ko dekhti hai....mathe par halki sikan , gardan se bahta hua paseena , tej chalti saanse , kampta hua sharir



Ye dekh Kanta puchti hai - kya hua aapko malkin...ye kya halat kar rakhi hai aapne...itni subah subah aapko paseena kaise aa raha hai...



Gayatri Devi uski baato se jhep gayi...ab Kanta ko vah kya bataye ki abhi abhi usne kya kiya tha jiski vajah se uske sharir ne toofan sa uth raha hai....



Gayatri Devi - kuch nahi...vo Thakur Shahab aaj jaldi chale gaye na to unko bahar tak chorne gayi thi...



Kanta - achha...par ye paseena aur aap ghabra kyu rahi hai....?



Gayatri - kaha hai paseena tujhe jyada dikhta hai kya....jaa jaakar kaam kar aur chay nasta bana...



Kanta vaha de chupchap rasoi me aa jaati hai aur sochne lagti hai - badi ajeeb baat hai...aaj tak to maalkin ne aise baat nahi ki...aaj pata nahi kya ho gaya...



Gayatri Devi kuch lene ke liye rasoi me chali jaati hai aur vahi khadi hokar Kanta ko kaam karte dekhne lagti hai...



Kuch der baad Laalu bhi naha dhokar aata hai...haweli me dekhta hai , abhi tak koi vaha nahi tha phir uski najar rasoi me padti hai...



Gayatri Devi Rasoi me khadi hui thi...piche se uska ubhra hua sharir , uski chaudi peeth aur gaand Laalu ko saaf dikh raha tha jisko dekh Laalu ka lund phir se akadne lag jaata hai....




Gayatri Devi rasoi se nikal kar nahane ke liye kamre me chali jaati hai...uski najar Laalu par nahi padi thi...



Laalu dhoti ke upar se Lund par haath ferte hue sochta hai - lagta hai Laalu tera haweli me subh samay chal raha hai , aisa lagta hai jald hi koi to tera hone waala hai....jo aate hi aise darshan ho rahe hai...aur haste hue vah rasoi me ghus jaata hai...



Dono saath me chay nasta banane lagte hai...nasta bante hi Kanta Laalu ko bahar table par nasta rakhne ke liye bolti hai...



Laalu jaakar table par nasta rakhne lagta hai...itne me Gayatri Devi bhi apne kamre se niklne aane lagti hai....



Gayatri Devi jo abhi bilkul normal thi , Laalu ko dekh uska man machal gaya , ek energy uske sharir me aa gayi , aankho me hawas aur kaamukta chhane lagi , blouse ne kaid uske adhed stan bhi kade hone lag gaye , uski kamar ki lachak bad gayi aur vah ithalate hue jaakar sofe par baith gayi aur Laalu ko hi dekhne lagi...



Laalu ne Gayatri Devi ko dekh pranaam kiya aur usse naste ke liye pucha...Pahle to vah Laalu ko dekhti rahi isi beech Laalu ki bhi najar usse mil gayi....phir kuch sochte hue usne nasta lagane aur Kavita ko bulane ke liye kah diya...



Jis tarike se Gayatri Devi ne Laalu ko dekha tha usne Laalu ko kuch to sochne par majboor kar diya tha kyoki Gayatri Devi ki aankhe us samay bahut jyada nasheeli ho rahi thi....



Kavita ka naam sunke Laalu ki aankho me chamak aa gayi aur vo jaldi se usko bulane ke liye upar gaya...darwaje par dastak di , Kavita ne aakar darwaja khola....darwaja khulte hi Laalu phir uske saamne khada tha...



Laalu ko dekh Kavita ki phir se ghabrahat aur saanse tej hona suru ho gayi...lekin Laalu to uske saamne vahi apni gardan nichi karke khada tha...



Laalu - memsab naste ke liye niche aa jaiye...



Kavita - ha thik hai mai aati hu....aur vo darwaja halka sa band karne lagti hai lekin Laalu usko beech me hi rok leta hai aur darwaja band nahi hone deta...



Laalu gardan nichi karke bolta hai - memsab aap bura na maane to mai aapse kuch baat karna chahta hu...



Baat ka naam sunkar Kavita uski taraf dekhti hai...jo abhi gardan nichi karke khada tha..isliye usne kaha..



Kavita - kya baat karni hai tumko...niche sabke saamne karna jao ab yaha se...



Laalu - memsab aisi baat mai sabke saamne nahi kar sakta , isliye mai abhi aapko bata deta hu...



Kavita ghabrahat ke saath sochne lagi ki aisi kya baat karne wala hai ye jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakta...kahi uske baare me to....


Kavita - kya hai jaldi batao....


Laalu thoda kamre ke andar ghusta hai aur sidhe Kavita ke pairo me gir jaata hai....Kavita ye dekh chauk gayi ki ye kya kar raha hai....



Laalu ne uske pairo ko pakad liya aur aidiyon par sir rakh kar rote hue bola - memsab mujhe maaf kar dijiye....



Kavita ko badi hairani hui ki ye kisi baat ki maafi maang raha hai....usne Laalu ko apne pairo se hatane ki kosis ki lekin Laalu ne pairo ko kaske pakda hua tha...



Laalu - memsab us din nadi par jo maine kiya , aisa karne ka mera koi irada nahi tha...maine us din bahut jyada daaru pee li thi...aur jab mai vaha se nikal raha tha tab meri najar aap par padi aur aapko paani me vo sab karta dekh mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha ki mai apne aap ko rok nahi paaya aur aapke saath kya karne lag gaya aapko gande gande shabd bolne laga..... Lekin memsab vo sab bas daaru ke nashe me hua tha maine janbujhkar nahi kiya tha....



Kavita ko Laalu se aisi maafi ki ummid bilkul nahi thi...us din Laalu ne nadi par jo kiya usse to bas Kavita ko vo ek jaahil kameena insaan lag raha tha.... lekin Laalu ko apne kiye par pachtava ho raha tha aur ye baat Kavita ko achhi lagi...



Kavita - dekho mai us baare me koi bat nahi karna chahti thi...lekin phir bhi tumne uske liye maafi maangi hai to mai tumhe maaf karti hu....par ab tum mera pair chhoro aur jakar kaam karo...



Laalu apne aansuo ko pochte hue khada hota hai aur bolta hai - sach me memsab aapne mujhe maaf kar diya na...



Kavita - ha...ab tum ja sakte ho aur dobara kabhi kisi ke saath aisa nahi karna samjhe na...



Laalu - thik hai memsab mai kabhi aisi harkat dobara nahi karuga...aapne ye baat Thakur Sahab ko nahi bata kar bhi mujh par bahut bada ahsaan kiya hai aur iske liye bhi aapka shukriya...



( Ye sab baate Laalu ne apni gardan nichi karke hi ki thi...usne Kavita ko aankh uthakar dekha nahi tha )



Kavita sochne lagi ki Laalu sach mein hi ek achcha insan hai use din usne Jo Kiya vah sab Nashe mein hua tha agar sach mein hi Laalu Bura Insan hota to Mujhe gandi najron se dekhta lekin yahan to yah gardan utha hi nahin raha hai...



Laalu piche mudkar jaane lagta hai lekin gate per ruk jata hai  aur gardan niche karke bolta hai - memsaab agar aap Bura Na Mane to main aapse ek baat aur kahna chahta hun



Kavita - ha kya...



Laalu - pahle bataiye aap Bura to nahin manengi..



Kavita kuch sochte hue - haan theek hai batao...lekin kuchh galat ya ganda nahi hona chahie...



Laalu - ji memsab aisa kuch nahi hai...



Kavita - thik hai phir...batao



Laalu memsab aap sach mein hi bahut khubsurat hai... Lekin us din Jo kuchh bhi hua uske bad mein aap se najre nahi mila pa raha hun... Agar aap ijazat de to main ek bar aapke khubsurat chehre ko dekhna chahta hun...



Aisi baat se chaukne ki bajaye Apni khubsurti ki tareef sunkar Kavita ki aankho me chamak aur hotho par halki muskan aa gayi...



Kavita sochne lagi - kya mujhe ha karni chahiye...?...aisa karti hu mai ha kar deti hu aur ise dekhne deti hu , agar isne mere chehre ke alawa kahi aur dekha to mujhe ye bhi pata lag jayega ki Laalu sahi me kaisa insaan hai...ghatiya ya sahi...



Kavita - thik hai..



Laalu - sach memsab...kya mai apni gardan utha sakta hu aur aapke khubsurat chehre ko dekh sakta hu...



Kavita muskurate hue - ha...



Laalu ne apni gardan ko dhire se uthaya aur Kavita ko dekhne laga...dono ki aankhe mili...



Bilkul gol chehra , aankho me halka sa kajal , hotho par halki laal lipstick aur un hotho par muskurahat , kaano me jhumke...



Laalu sach me use dekh kar pagal ho raha tha....vah Kavita ko upar se niche tak poora dekhna chahta tha...uska lund bandhan todkar aajad hona chahta tha...lekin vah badi chalaki dikha kar apne aap ko control kiye hue tha aur lagatar uski aankho me dekh raha tha...



Kavita pahle to muskura rahi thi lekin jab Laalu uski aankho me ektak lagaye dekhta raha to uski muskan kahi gayab ho gayi...Laalu ko aise apni aur lagatar dekhna use bura to nahi lag raha tha lekin aise dekhne se ek sihran uske sharir ne daud gayi...uski janghe chipak gayi , hoth kampne lag gaye...chehre par paseena aane lag gaya...



Kuch der aise hi dekhne par Laalu ne uski aankho me dekhte hue kaha - memsab aap mujhe dekh kar ghbraya mat kijiye...mai kuch bhi nahi karuga aapke saath...



Kavita - kya...nahi to mai kaha ghabra rahi hu...



Laalu - memsab jhuth mat boliye...aapke mathe ka paseena sab bayan kar raha hai ki aap mujhe dekh kar ghabra rahi hai...



Kavita - kaha...kuch bhi...paseena nahi aa raha mujhe...



Ye sunte hi Laalu ne kuch bhi nahi kaha...vah thoda sa aage aaya aur apna haath uthakar Kavita ke mathe par rakh diya...



Laalu apna haath Kavita ke mathe par firate hue naak ke upar ,  hotho ke side se laaya aur kaha...



Laalu ne apni ek anguli par lage paseene ko Kavita ko dikhaya aur kaha - aap jhuth bol rahi hai memsab...ye dekhiye aapko paseena aa raha hai...



Kavita ne kuch bhi nahi kaha vah chup chap khadi rahi...jab Laalu uske mathe par haath fira raha tha tab uski aankhe band thi...



Laalu ab bahar jaate hue bola - memsab nasha mere liye ek beemari jaisa hai...jab mai nashe me hota hu to mai sach me bhool jata hu ki mai kya kar raha hu aur kya karne waala hu...isliye aapse vinti hai ki jab mai nashe me hu to aap mere paas mat aana....aur aisa kahkar Laalu niche chala jaata hai...



Laalu bas mauke ki talash me tha jisse vah Kavita ke sharir me aag laga sake aur usne badi chalaki ke saath aisa kar diya tha...



Kavita sach me hi kuch der ke liye bahak gayi thi...uska control bigad gaya tha...




Poora din aise hi nikal gaya...shaam ko Bheema aur Thakur bhi shahar se vaapas aa chuke the...sabne khana khaya aur sab sone ki taiyari karne lage...




Gayatri Devi bhale hi pooja paath waali ho lekin hai to ek aurat hi uski bhi kuch majboori hai...isliye aaj uske man me jo aag lagi thi use shant karne ke liye vah Thakur Indrajeet ko uksa rahi thi....lekin Thakur bechara kuch samjh nahi saka aur ghode bechkar so gaya...




Kavita bhi leti soch me doobi thi...vah soch rahi thi ki us din nadi par jo hua usme saari galti to meri hi thi...mai hi thodi bahak gayi thi aur pata nahi kya karne lagi thi...usme Laalu ki to koi galti thi hi nahi vah to nashe me tha...aur koi bhi mujhe vaisa karte dekh leta to kuch na kuch galat karta hi...agar sach me hi Laalu ki niyat kharab hoti to vah aaj bhi mere saath kuch kar sakta tha par usne aisa kuch kiya nahi...




Laalu ki vajah se aaj do logo ke sharir me hawas ki chingari lag gayi thi...ek to Kavita aur doosra Gayatri Devi...


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