Kachrawala ka kala lavda ban gaya shehar me raja

[Potlagitta]

Subah 3 hogaya... Is dauran mera lund chadar me salam kiya swapna aunty ko... Man karta he us randi ko jhopda me chodu lekin voto bada ghar wala he... Me towel leke kaccha pehanke jhopda ke 1 km ke door ek kinare me jake naharaha tha...





Usi vakt ek mere sar par pani mar ra the... Mene bola"ye makyalowde.. Dekh ke naha kar".. Us se awaz.. "Kaun he vo sala madarchod."


Us vaqt andhera tha kuch nahi dikhra tand ka mausam tha isliye
Mene dekha tha.. Me apne ankhe bada kiya..

Usne bola" are behnkelowde tu... Suresh"..
Me bola "arey raju tum "
Raju bola " bhai yeh kya kareho.. Aur kab aya shehar me.. Bhosdike itne saal bad"
Me bola" bhai itni prashn ek bar.. Panch din hogaya ake.. Kuch kaam ke liye aya... "
R: bhai ek jappi to do.. Itni saal bad
Me: are naharahu bhai
R: itni subah
Me: ha bhai kaam lagaya
R: kya kaam he
Me: subah kachra utana aur ek ghar me kamwala ka
R: shehar ake bhi hamara ka kaam nahi choda
Me: tu bhi nahi choda
R: yaad he vo samay
Me: ha

Raaju aur m chaddi dost he uske parivar aur hamare parivar dosti ban gayi.. Din bhar gauv ko round marte khub masti karte the... 7 umr me jab hum nadi kinare par nahate he tab raju aur me kaccha ke utharke snan kiye the tab hamara lund ke chamdi neche karke dikhe the..... Rat ke samay gauv me ek tv me cinema dekhthe... Aur dono  rat me jungli suar ka shikar karte the...kachreme kisi cinema horine athe the us par hilathe hum khet me rat ko....


Phir mene nahaya aur bat chit hui aur nikal padakaam ke


Me: memsaab darwaja kholiye
S: are thu itni subah agaya
Me: ha ji hum log yeh par ut the
S: chal jaldi se jadhu pocha maro ghar me
Me: tik he memsaab

Mene dekha ghar ko swarg ki tarah he... Ek dum jhakkas
Phir me ne jhaadu mara tha..... Phir swapna aunty aya saadi me



Ekdum kadak sadi me sanskaari me...bade bade aam ka sthan aur chikini kamar aur gaand bhainsa jaisa hilathe hui ayi

S: me pooja karthi hu... Jaake barthan dho
Me: tik he memsaab
Swapna aunty ne pooja karna shuru kiya

Mene barthan doya
Dopahar hogaya

Me: memsaab dopahar hogaya khane ke liye
S:ha me lata hun
Me: mere muh me paani nikalne lagi
Swapna aunty ne ek paper lake mere age rakha

Me:ye kya he memsaab
S:plates nahi he isliye ye

Mereko itne ghussa aya ki saali ko usi waqt usko b*latk*rke chale jau

Aur usne paper me chawal dal raha tha... Aur daal

Usi waqt uski bade bade raseele aam dikhaya... Ekdum mote mote... Us se ek parivar ka doodh miljatha...



Aur mene khana shuru kiya.... Swadisht khana tha

S: khana accha he suresh
Me:ha memsaab  par
S:par kya
Me: vo he ki hum log is waqt suar ya bhainsa soup khate he memsaab
S: chi.... Vo kaisa khate tum
Me: humlog jo bhi cheap miljathe khate he ji
Swapna muh modliya aur sink me thuka....

S: le suresh jakar khapda do me snan karne jarahu
Me: tik he memsaab

Randi ne door lock kiya.... Mene kuch khapda dhoke bathrrom ki doosri taraf gaya kidki ke pas

Mene stool pe chadkar dheka ek kidki se.... Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kya nazri he..... Ek dum swarg ke rambha jaisa

Uske chikini kamar moti gaand dekh ke me pagal hogaya..mere gala sukh gaya

Mera kacha fad ke mere kala lavda salm kiya use..mera kaccha girgaya









Mene mera lund ko bola . bhai yaha kaam ke loye aya.. Ruko bhai rat ko kisi bhi gaand me jao..



Mera lund: ja bey..Meto jaunga.. Mera lund ko pakad ke hilane laga.. Saali ko dekh gaali derahu.....

Uski gaand ko ek bar chatna he... Saali sanskari randi.. Ghee ghee khake aise banate ye log


Saali nahakarke arahi thi... Mene gahbraht me kaccha pehnliye.. Aur kapda dorahu

S: are kya kapda abhi bhi nahi doya
Me: ha kara hu ji
S: jaldi karo...

4 baj gaya swapna aunty ne bulaya aur hath me 40 rupaya rakha mene hath jodke namaste kiya aur chala...

Rat hogaya... Jhopda agaya... Aspas sutta marne gaya... Raju milgaya...

Raju:bhai kaam hogaya
Me: ha
Raju: to chal
Me: kaha
Raju:are chalna.

Vo mereko ek kabristhan me chalaya...
Raju ke parivar ... Uska parivar ke dadaji .. Purv ke samay par log kul milke kaam karthe the.. Us samay ek naya kaam kartha tha .. Matlab kabristhan ka palak.. Jo lasho ke pal karthe.. Us lasho aag laga dethe... Raju vahi kaam karthe the




R: bhai yaha hamara sangh he
Me:tik he..
Kabristhan me kayi lasho he badboodar ghatiya... Ek kone me ek ladki awaj araha tha... Ahhh
R: bhai ek ladki mili he..
Me: me bhi chodta hu..

Jake milit to vo ladki lete huey the... Dikne me to saali disha patani jaisa....




Mene mera kaccha utara aur raju par phenke
R: kya bey laude...
Me: ja be saaley.. Me haske... Us ladki ko tange kholke chut chatrahu... Ahhhhhhhhhhh itna kiya ki vo peshab kari


Uski peshab pili.. Aur mene mera kala bada lund ko chut me dala... Ahhhhhjhhhhh swarg ka dwar.. Ehansus hua.

Jhatke me saree lawda dala.... Vo chiki he..
R:bhai ne chauka mara.. Sab log hasrehe



Mene disha ki poster man me dekh ke usko chodra hu... Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh uski chut andar garam garam hua.. Ragad ragad ke chodra he subah swapna aunty ko man me rakh ke ladki ki gand me lund dala..... Ahhhhhhhh bas sadak par kuto ki tarah chodra hu.. Jeb bahar nikalke......

Adhaganta tak chodke.. Sara maal gand me dala... Aur muh mekala bada lund dal a.... Mera mote supda dekh ke dar gayi.. Mote supda hi chusa.... Muh me maal dala... Chere pe 1 rupi dal ke let gaya me...

Kuch der baad raju bulaya..

Bhainsa ka sir ka soup tayar huya... Aag me bhains ka sir ujalrahe...



R: kya bhai kaisa he maal
Me: mast
R: le ye daaru pi
Mene daaru piya.... Waqt 2 baje  .

Aur me ne sogaya usi khabiristhan me