Kachrawala ka kala lavda ban gaya shehar me raja

[Potlagitta]

Agla din me uta... Aur me chala kachra utana... Utarte waqt ek ajib se ring mila vo bhi chamak rahe... Usko chata... Badbu arahi ye sona he pata chal gaya.. Turanth me uski kimthi pata lagne keliye shop me gayi ek galli me... Uski kimti ek lakh ka he... Bhagwaan he... Kaise lottery lag gayi... Ye baat kisi ko bhi batana nahi chahiye...
Aur me kaam pe nikal padi
Phir virendar se mila...
V: kabtak ye kaam karte hu tu...
Me: kya karu bhai koi kaam na milra
V: ha tereko it job milta tere padayi par.... Dekh tereko is apartmentpe  kaamwala ya safaiwala kaam deta hu rat me kachra utaro.. Bas khatam
Me:yaar ye idea bahut kadak he...
V: chal mere sath

Virender ne swapna memsaab se mila mereko





Swapna sanskari aunty darwaja se ek rani jaisa bahar aya sadi pehnke mangalsutra bade bade doodh ki darshan hua matak matak se hilate hue gaand.... Ekdum gujjari bhainsa jaisa..





S:kya virender
V: memsaab ye suresh apki ghar me kaam ke liye aye hai
S:kya kaam karega
V: koi bhi memsaab... Safai karna pocha, bartan dhona, akhi sandaz saf karna...
S: sandaz bhi
Me: ji memsaab.. .. Hamare khandan vahi kaam kiya.. Ap logo ki ajib aur badboodar par hamko adat lag gai akhir hum log vahi kam karna layak lagta he
S: thik he suresh tum kaam karne ke liye manjoor karta hu.. Par tum samay par ana subah 9 se shaam 5 tak kaam karna rat me tum ghar jsakte ho....
Me: thik he memsaab shukriya... Kaam ke liye..
Swapna aunty tab mod ke chalra he... Uska bhainsa jaisa matak matak se hui hilata gaand darshan hua...





Me(man me): kya chal he madam... Kya gaand he saali bilkul bhainsa jaisa.... Lungi me mera  kala bada lavda khada hogaya

V: oye suresh tereko kaam milgaya.. Is kushi me daaru pilao
Me: ha bhai.. Kuch bhi karumga tere liye...

Phir mene jhopda chala aur gabbu se ye baat bola....
Vo bhi kush hua..

Me:bhai shirt tayar hua kya
Ga: ha bhai
.. Aur usne diya mene pehna... Ek hi jatka mera kando ek jatka diya... Shirt fada...
Ga: bhai kya kiya tune
Me: mene kuch nahi kiya bhai..
Ga: chalo... Ek aur silta hu... Aur usne tape nappna chate he...

Usne tape mera chati se napra he..









Ga: bhai kya gajab chathi he bhai... Tape se bhi age badr he... Tera chathi chauda dekhe.. Ladkiya marjata...
Me: kya baat kare ho...

Ga: sach bhai bilkul sanju baba jaisa he tere chathi....

Aur usne mera kandho aur hath ka napra he..







G: kya mast hath he bhai bicep tricep... Bilkul salmaan jaisa... Auntyiya marjata ...

G: kya mast body yaar... Tere isliye shirt phada he...
Aur usne niche kaccha par napra he...

G: bhai kaccha chod langot pehnle.
Me: kyu
Ga: bhai tere kaccha fad jata...





Usne mere lavda par najar kara he...
Ga: bhai tere kaccha andar bada lund hoga... 8 inch ka
Me: kya baat kare ho bhai..
Ga: sach bhai mene
Isi. Waqt me.. Andar se....gabbbu o gabbu bolke ek awaj aya..

Ek aurat aya... Dikhne me maduri dixit jaisa...
Ghora chikini kamar... Chera to dekhte padhake muh me lavda dalna chahta hu.... Gaand gora bhi he..




Gaabbu: maa kyu ayi. Mye meri maa anjali
Anjali: gab....... Bolte hi mereko dekha... He....... Mera chauda chahti.. Mera biceps... Mera kaccha... Bilkul kala sandaaz jaisa dikra hu...






Anjali: ye kaun he..
Ga: ji maa ye suresh hamare gaauv se.. Kachrawala he.. Shehar me kaam ke loye aya.. He..
Mene namaste kiya
(Man me) is sale ki itna sundari maa he...

Gaabbu ki maa mere ko dekhra he aisa hi khadake...

G: maa
Anjali:ha... Hosh me ake..ha gabbu atta kam hogaya jake suji leao kiran pe jake..
G: chalta hu..
Aur anjali andar gaya...
G: tikh bhai... Shirt silake deta hu
S: ha bhai... Chalta hu...

Aur mene jhopda chala gaya subah mil ha ring ko dekh ke 2 mahina ke baad me amir hojaunga..... Me so gaya