Vasant - Vihaar ( LODY BHAI )

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Laalu's Punishment Or Fun...?(1)









Laalu -

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Age - 32

Tharki , kameena , paan khane ka shaukeen....




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Agle 2 dino tak Laalu haweli ka mahol dekhne laga...usne sabhi par najar rakhni suru kardi....vo badi chalaki ke saath apni yojna bana raha tha...




Sabhi par najar rakhne par use pata chala ki Thakur Indrajeet apne shahar ke kaam me vyast rahte hai aur Bheema ko lekar subah jaldi hi nikal jaate hai aur shaam ko vaapas aate hai...




Gayatri Devi aur Kavita subah ka khana karne ke baad dopahar ka samay apne kamre me bitati hai aur shaam ko hi apne kamre se bahar aati hai...




Kanta haweli me saara kaam khatam karne ke baad apne chhote se ghar me chali jaati thi jo kisi ke jarurat padne par aati thi....Kanta kabhi kabhi Gayatri Devi aur Kavita ke saath thoda samay gujarti thi...




Laalu ne thodi chalaki dikhate hue in 2 dino me Kanta ke saath baat cheet ka vyavhar banaya kyoki use sabse pahle tadapti machhli Kavita ko apne jaal me fasana tha aur iska jariya use Kanta hi lag rahi thi...




Thakur Indrajeet ne use haweli me andar ka kaam n dekar janwaro ki dekh rekh aur bageeche ka kaam diya tha aur vahi tabele ke paas kamra diya tha...kyoki Thakur ko lagta tha ki us par abhi bharosa nahi kiya jaa sakta aakhir vah hai to chor hi...




Lekin jab Thakur shahar kaam se jaata to Laalu badi hosiyaari ke saath haweli me aakar Kanta ka kaam me haath bata-ta aur usse baat bhi karta...




Laalu Kavita se baat karne ka mauka dekhta rahta lekin use vah mauka mila nahi....Kavita bhi jitna ho sake uske saamne nahi aana chahti thi...kyoki use pata tha ki Laalu ne jo nadi par kiya tha vaisa hi vo ab bhi kar sakta hai....isliye vo usse bachkar hi rah rahi thi....




Laalu paan aur sharab ka shaukeen tha lekin vo haweli me ye sab nahi karta tha...use Thakur Indrajeet ka dar lagta tha ye karne me....lekin vo kabhi chupkar paan kha leta tha...




Kanta jaisi kaam karne waali aurato ko vah pahle bhi apne lund ke niche laa chuka tha...isliye Laalu ka usme koi interest nahi tha...Laalu to bas uske jariye haweli ki malkino ko thokna chahta tha...isliye vah Kanta se vyavhar bana raha tha...




Laalu jab bageeche me paani deta tha to Kavita ki najar us par pad jaati aur Laalu ko paani dete dekh uska sharir sihar uthta tha...




Raat ko sote hue Laalu ne soch liya ki vah kal se apna kaam suru kar dega aur jald hi haweli ki ek maalkin ko apne niche laayega...




Subah jaise hi Indrajeet Bheema ke saath shahar nikla to Laalu jaldi se khada hua aur apne haath muh dhokar haweli ke andar jaa phucha...




Usne dekha ki abhi vaha koi nahi tha bass Kanta rasoi me nasta vagera bana rahi thi...Laalu rasoi ki taraf gaya aur bola...



Laalu - kya hua Kanta tu itni jaldi me kyu hai...kahi jaa rahi hai kya...


( Kanta badi jaldbaaji me nasta bana rahi thi )


Kanta - are Laalu...tu sahi samay par aaya hai...idhar aa aur meri madad kar nasta banane me...aaj mai thodi deri se uthi thi isliye nasta nahi bana paayi....Maalik bhi aaj bina kuch khaye hi sahar chale gaye hai...



Laalu - tu fikar mat kar mai madad karta hu teri....



Gayatri Devi apne kamre se niklte hue aayi aur Kanta ko naste ke liye aavaj di...Kanta ne use thodi der rookne ke liye kaha...



Gayatri Devi khadi hokar rasoi me gayi to dekha ki Laalu aur Kanta dono nasta banane me lage hue h...unko dekh kar vah boli...



Gayatri Devi - kya hua Kanta aaj tune bahut der kardi nasta banane me...lagta hai Thakur Sahab bhi kuch khakar nahi gaye hai...



Kanta ne apni gardan nichi kar li aur dhire se kaha - maalkin thodi thakan ki vajah se uthne me deri ho gayi....



Gayatri Devi - aisa kya kar rahi thi tu jo thak gayi...agar dobara se tune nasta banane me deri ki na to phir dekhna...




Laalu mauka dekhte hue bola - memsab akeli aurat hai kaam karne waali...aur itni badi haweli hai to thakan to ho jaati hai....agar aapko bura na lage to kya mai bhi Kanta ka kaam me haath bata sakta hu....?




Gayatri Devi - ha bata diya kar...nahi to ye roj hi Thakur sahab ko nasta nahi degi...aaj to lagta hai unhe bhooka hi rahna padega....



Gayatri Devi sofe par jaakar baith gayi uske jaate hi Kanta boli - tune ye sahi kiya Laalu....sahi me mai akeli paresan ho jaati hu kaam karte karte....




Gayatri Devi bahar se aavaj dete boli - are Kanta mujhe bhi bhooka rakhne ka irada hai kya....?....jaldi se nasta liya....



Kanta - laai maalkin....ae Laalu jaa aur jaakar maalkin ko nasta dekar aa....



Laalu ne ek thali me nasta lagaya aur Gayatri Devi ko dene pahucha...usne nasta table ke upar rakha aur ek najar Gayatri Devi ke upar daali...




Gayatri Devi ne apne saree ke pallu ko ek side kar rakha tha...jisse uska sharir saaf dikhai de raha tha...uska gadraya badan saree me kyamat lag raha tha...




Usne saree ko nabhi ke niche bandha hua tha , nabhi ke aaspaas halke halke baal dikhai de rahe the....iss umra me bhi uske stan blouse me kase hue lag rahe the jisse blouse bahut tight najar aa raha tha aur gale me pahna hua mangalsutra thik uske stano ki ghati me ghusne ki kosis kar raha tha....uska sapaat lekin maansal pet aur kamar me pahni hui kanakti bhi saaf dikh rahi thi.... Gayatri Devi bahut hi khatarnak lag rahi thi....




Usko dekh Laalu ki haalat kharab hone lagi aur vah man me sochne laga - saali is umra me bhi kya maal hai....kya badi chuchiya hai , kitna gadraya hua pet hai....saale buddhe Thakur ne abhi isko poori tarike se nichoda nahi hai.....koi baat nahi mujhe nauka mila to isko mai poori tarike se khaali kar dunga....




Laalu ko aise apni taraf taakte Gayatri Devi ne dekh liya lekin usne apni saree ko sahi nahi kiya aur muskurate hue kaha - kya hua Laalu aise khada kya dekh raha raha hai....jaake kaam kar....



Laalu soch se bahar aaya aur kaha - maafi memsab aur apni gardan nichi karte hue jaane lagta hai...



Gayatri Devi - achha rook...yaha aa...



Aise aavaj dene par Laalu ki gaand fat gayi usne socha ab gaya beta tu - jiii memsab....!!!!



Gayatri Devi - bahu ne nasta kiya kya....?



Laalu ki jaan me jaan aayi aur bola - pata nahi memsab...itne me Kanta piche se boli....



Kanta - nahi maalkin abhi kisi ne nasta nahi kiya hai...



Gayatri Devi - aisa kar Laalu upar jaa aur bahu ko naste ke liye bula kar laa....



Laalu ki to khusi ka thikana nahi raha jis mauke ki talaas me vo tha vah mauka uske paas chala aaya - ji memsab mai abhi bula kar laata hu....



Laalu khusi se jhumte hue Kavita ke kamre ke bahar aakar dastak deta hai....Kavita andar se bolti hai..



Kavita - ek minute aayi abhi...aur vah aakar darwaja kholti hai...darwaja khulte hi uski saanse tej ho jaati hai....jiss aadmi se vah chup rahi thi vah thik uske saamne khada tha...



Kavita badi ghabrahat ke saath boli - tttum yaha kya kar rahe ho....?



Laalu ne apni gardan nichi kar li aur kaha - maaf kijiye memsab aapko hamara aana bura laga ho to....mai bas ye batane aaya tha ki aapko naste ke liye niche bulaya hai....aur itna kahkar vo niche aane lagta hai...



Kavita bhi uske aise behaviour se hairan ho gayi...kaha to vo usse dar rahi thi aur kaha Laalu ne usse aise baat ki...




Kavita nasta karne ke liye niche aayi...vo nasta karne lagi...Kanta aur Laalu hi use parosh rahe the...paroste samay Laalu Kavita ke saamne apni gardan jhukaye hue tha....Kavita iss baat se hairan thi ki Laalu use dekh kyu nahi raha hai....kya use mujhse dar lag raha hai....?




Nasta khatam karne ke baad Kavita kamre me chali gayi aur Laalu bahar aakar bageeche me paani dene laga....Laalu kisi gaane ko gungunate hue paani de raha tha....




Usko paani dete hue Kavita apni khidki se khadi dekh rahi thi...kuch der baad Laalu paani dena band karta hai aur vaha de chala jaata hai....




Kavita bed par aakar let jaati hai use samjh nahi aa raha tha ki achanak Laalu jaise kameene aadmi ko kya ho gaya.....us din to kaise mujhe ghur raha tha aur kaha kaha haath laga rha tha lekin aaj to usne mujhe dekha tak nahi......!!!!




Laalu bhi leta hua soch raha tha - maine sahi kiya jo saali ko dekha nahi....agar dekh leta to vo mujhe tharki samjhne lagti...lekin ab mujhe lekar uske dimaag me alag hi sawaal aa rahe honge....




Shaam hui Laalu phir se Kanta ka haath batane haweli ke andar aa gaya...iss samay Gayatri Devi aur Kavita dono vahi niche hi baith kar baat kar rahi thi....




Thakur aur Bheema bhi gaadi lekar aa pahuche...unke aate hi Laalu ko dar lagne laga....vo soch raha tha ki Thakur Sahab ne mujhe bahat ka kaam diya tha agar usne mujhe andar dekh liya to saala maar dalega....lekin ab jo hoga bo dekha jaayega aur vah bahar nahi gaya....




Thakur Indrajeet Bheema ke saath andar aata hai aur Laalu ko vaha dekh usko gussa aane lagta hai...Laalu apni gardan nichi karke khada hua tha....




Thakur gusse me chalte hue Laalu ke paas jaata hai aur bolta hai - tujhe maine bahar ka kaam diya tha na...teri himmat kaise hui andar aane ki ( Thakur ne ye baar bahut jor se boli jisse Gayatri Devi aur Kavita darkar khadi ho gayi )



Laalu bhi bahut dar gaya - Shahab...vvooo mai



Laalu itna hi bol paaya tha ki Thakur Indrajeet ne apni chadi uthayi aur ek jordar vaar uski peeth par kar diya....Laalu bechare ki aavaj nahi nikali vo bilkul saham sa gaya....Thakur ne ek do dande aur Laalu ko maare....vaha khade hue sabhi log Laalu ko aise peet-ta dekh dar gaye




Thakur - saale teri itni himmat....jarurat ke samay maine tujhe kaam diya , rahne ke liye jagah di aur tu phir se apna vahi kaam karne ki firaak me hai....




Gayatri Devi se ye dekha nahi gaya vo vaha aayi aur boli - kya kar rahe hai Thakur Sahab aap ye....maine bulaya tha ise andar Kanta ka kaam me haath batane ke liye....Kanta se akele itna kaam nahi ho raha tha isliye maine ise bula liya....




Ye baat sunte hi Thakur ko bada afsos hua aur vah bola - agar aisi baat hai to isne mujhe bataya kyu nahi....kyu re tere muj me jubaan nahi hai kya....?




Laalu - Shahab aapne bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya...aap ko abhi tak mujh par viswas nahi hai , maine vo saare kaam chhor diye hai Shahab....agar abhi bhi aapko shak hai ki mai kuch chura lunga to mai chala jaata hu yaha se....isme hi aapko santushti milegi...




Aur Laalu ye kahkar vaha se jaane lagta hai....Thakur ne uska haath pakda aur kaha - dekho mujhse galti hui hai...lekin tujhe kaam chhorkar jaane ki jarurat nahi hai...iske liye mai tujhse maafi maagta hu....




Laalu Thakur ke pairo me gir gaya aur kaha - Shahab aap kyu maafi maang rahe hai....aap jaise bade logo ko hum chhote logo se maafi mange ki koi jarurat nahi hai....galti hamari hai jo mai aapse bina puche haweli me aa gaya...mujhe maaf kar do shahab...




Iss baat ne vaha maujood sabhi logo ki aankho me paani aa gaya...aur Thakur ne bhi Laalu ko maaf karte hue use haweli me kaam karne ki anumati de di....




Raat ko Laalu bahar ki taraf apne kamre me aa gaya usko Thakur ke aisa karne par bahut jyada gussa aa raha tha isliye vo badbadaye jaa raha tha - saale madarchod Thakur buddhe iss baat ko mai kabhi nahi bhoolne waala....iska badla to mai lekar rahuga...




Vahi Thakur apne kamre me leta hua tha aur Gayatri Devi usko bol rahi thi - aapko aisa nahi karna chahiye tha Thakur Shahab....isme us bechare ki koi galti nahi thi....aapne to use bolne ka mauka bhi nahi diya...




Thakur - ab kya karu to...gusse me ye sab ho gaya maafi bhi maang chuka hu...chalo ab sone do subah 5 baje hi shahar jaana hai kaam se....




Kavita bhi leti hui isi baare me soch rahi thi - sahi kiya babuji ne aisa hi karna chahiye aise tharki logo ke saath...lekin isme uski galti nahi thi....maaji ne hi to usko kaam karne ke liye bola tha....Babuji ne bechare par haath utha diya.....( Are mai kyu uska paksh le rahi hu...mujhe kya matlab hai in sab baato se )




Agli subah 5 baje hi Thakur Indrajeet Bheema ko lekar shahar nikal gaya...Thakur ke jaate hi Gayatri Devi ki bhi neend khul gayi thi use dobara se neend nahi aa rahi thi....isliye vo uthkar bageeche me ghumne chali gayi....




Bageeche me ghumte hue use vahi Laalu ka khyal aaya aur usne socha kyu na ek baar Laalu se mil aau aur usse maafi bhi maang lugi....ye sochte hue vo Laalu ke kamre ki aur jaane lagti hai....




Subah ke 5:30 baj rahe the....bahar kuch aisa mausam tha ki halka sa ujala aur halki sa andhera tha ( subah ka mausam tha ab aap samjh jaao ki kaisa hota hai )




Gayatri Devi Laalu ke kamre ke bahar aayi aur bahar se hi Laalu ko aavaj dene lagi....lekin Laalu shayad gahari neend me tha isliye vo jaaga nahi...




Gayatri Devi ne darwaje par thoda dhakka diya..aur darwaja khul gaya , shayad Laalu band karke nahi soya tha....



Darwaja khulte hi halki roshni andar aayi aur Gayatri Devi bhi andar aakar Laalu ko dhundhne lagi...Vo kamra thoda bada tha isliye Gayatri Devi aage badi tabhi uski najar jameen par soye hue Laalu par padi....




Laalu ko sota dekh Gayatri Devi ki halat patli hone lagi...uske sharir ka rom rom hil utha..kyoki Laalu kewal ek lungi me soya hua tha aur vo lungi bhi sone ki vajah se uske pet par aa gayi thi...jisse Laalu ka bada , mota kaala lund Gayatri Devi ki aankho ke saamne tha....




Gayatri Devi ki aankhe chudi ho gayi shayad usne aisa bada lund pahli baar dekha tha...vo aise hi khadi Laalu ke lund ko dekhti rahi...




Lund dekhne se uske jism me alag khumari chad rahi thi...ghutne kaapne lage the aur chut ne paani chhor diya tha....




Uske maathe par paseena tha aur vo lund dekhe soch rahi thi - ohhhh...kitna ganda , mota aur bada hai...kaise tana hua hai...( Thakur Sahab ne mujhe kitno dino se chhuva bhi nahi hai isliye pata nahi mere dimaag me kya kya khyal aa rahe hai...)




Gayatri Devi vaha se jaldi niklna chahti thi par pata nahi konsi curiosity use vahi roki hui thi...vo apne ghutno ko teda karke vahi baith gayi aur paas se lund ko dekhne lagi....




Itne paas se aisa bada jawan lund dekh kar uska haath uthne laga , vah bahut kosis karke khud ko rok rahi thi lekin aisa ho nahi raha tha....shayad uske haath aise bade lund ko apni mutthi me bich kar uska ras nikalna chahte the , uski poori golaiyan naapna chahte the....




Apne aap par kaabu paana bahut muskil ho raha tha....vo thoda sa jhukti hai aur apna sir Laalu ki chhati ke upar laati hai aur bolti hai - Laalu....Laalu....ae Laalu....




Laalu to bechara gahri neend me soya hua tha... Gayatri Devi apni tango ko uthati hai aur Laalu ki dono tango ke side kar leti hai....thodi der vah aise hi Laalu ke upar Ghodi bani rahti hai...aur phir dhire dhire niche aane lagti hai....




Niche sarkte hue vah Laalu ke bade lund par aakar rookti hai aur use dekhne lagti hai....Lund ko dekhte hue vah jeebh hotho par ferti hai aur apni naak niche le jaakar us lund ki jordar khusboo apne andar samet le leti hai....




Laalu ke lund ki khusboo Gayatri Devi ko paagal kar gayi , aise khusboo usne kabhi pahle nahi sunghi thi....ab usne apne haath aage badaye aur us bade lund ko apni mutthi me pakad liya.....




Itna bada lund uski mutthi me bhi nahi aa raha tha...usne apne doosre haath ko bhi aage badaya aur dono haatho ki mutthi banate hue lund ko pakadne lagi....ab jaake lund uski pakad me aaya...jisko dekh vah muskura uthi....




Usne dono haatho ki mutthi banate hue lund ko upar niche karna suru kiya...Laalu ne thodi si karvat badli....isse Gayatri Devi ke hosh ud gaye usne jaldi se lund ko chhora aur vaha se nikal gayi....




Gayatri Devi ke jaane ke kuch der baad Laalu ki aankh khuli...usne dekha ki uska lund ekdum tana hua khada hai...jisko dekh vah muskura gaya aur apne lund par ek chapat marte hue bola - are rook ja saale tujhe sabr nahi hai...kuch hi dino me ek na ek ko tere niche sulauga....




Laalu ko bechare ko pata nahi tha ki uske saath abhi abhi kya hua hai....agar use pata chal jaata to abhi ke abhi koi uske lund ke niche aa jata....



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