Kachrawala ka kala lavda ban gaya shehar me raja

[Potlagitta]

Me yaha peshab kar rahu... Khula me.. Ankhe band hora he..vahi ankhe band hogaya me sogaya.. Usi kachra me..

Din me kachra utana bechna rat me daaru sutta ek randi ko chodna he ye meri zindagi.......

Me ankhe khula suraj jaga... Dekha to kayi logi mere par thuk kar nikalra he.. Kuch log chi kheke jarahe.. Kuch log mu mud kar chalra he...

Me aas pas dekha to me drinage canal me soya.. Tha.. Ye dekh kar mujhe hasi aya.. Aya..

Me utkar kachra utarna shuru kiya... Ek basti me jaha raha tha me ek tailor ki shop me jaya me...

Ek ladka mila vo he gabbu. Gabbu 18 sal ka tha jo baap ki shop chala raha tha....

Gabbu : bolo kya kaam he.
Me:ji mere kapda fat gaya ek shirt ko silna he....
Gabbu :tik he shirt dedo...
Mene shirt dediya

Gabbu aankh kholke dekhra he...
Me: kya hua
Gabbu: aap pehalwaan kart he kya
Me: ha gauv me kartha..
Gabbu: ho ap kis gaauv se bhai
Me: me soljur
Gabbu: me bhi aur baap vaha se he... Paisa ke liye yaha ana padha
Me: tik bhai..
Gabbu: isliye apka chauda chati dikhra he.. Apka to bahubali prabhas ka he...
Me muskurate se : nahi he bhai me kaha uske...
Gabbu: chaliye me shirt silta hu...
Me: kitne din hoge...
G: 2 din bhai....
Me: bhai yeha koi jhopda honge kya
Gabbu: kyu bhai
Me: me kachrawala hu jine keliye jhopda zarur he
G: arre bhai... Tere bhai jaisa koi hardich nahi he... Is basti mere bat sab sunta... Ao dikhata hu...

Me jhopda dekha.... Aur dopahar me ek raste par kachra utara
Ek dabba ko phenka... Vo jake ek aurat par pada

Vo mujhe mere shirt pakad kar mujhe tappad mara..

Vo he rambha... Counsellor ki wife....





Badtameez ankh nahi dikra...
Me: ji maaf kijiye dikha nai
R: chale jao... Aur usne car me baitkar chala gaya..

Usi rat me virendar se milne gaya...
Me aur vo sutta mara he... Apartment me kayi ladkiyo ki matak matak se hilte hue gaand.... Aur sadi me chuchiyo chuttad dikhate hue auntyia... Sab ki ankh marehe ...

Me: bhai.. Ye counselor kaune he
V: bhai uski baat mat nikal
M: kya hua.
V: bhai me ek galat giya aur usne mereko mara...
M: itna gamandh
V:ha
M:par saali ka gori matak matak se hila hue gaand he tarbuj jaisa
V:oo bhai ye sheharaisa kuch na chalega...
Phir ek jatak me swapna se chilate hue awaz

Virendar ghabrahat se chalgaya...
S: uska naam kya he s... Suresh... Usko bulao
V: bhai tereko bulrahe
Me jake pucha
S:suresh ye kachra jake kawadiwalo ko becho na na meri pati ghar me.. He na mereko time bhi nahi he
Me: ji madam ji par mereko kafi paihe...dena chahiye
S:tik he
.. Aur usne kachra me ek rod nikala...
S: iski kimti kya he...
Me: apke liye to 60rs he ji
S:kyu mereko itna special
Me: memsaab ap to dil me saf he aur bol bhi mthi he...
Swapna sanskari randi muskrati hue...

Chaliye me utahu... Mene ek ek utakar bahar phenka..
Me ant me ek bag ko utake chalra hu aur... Ek hi jatke me swapna high class sanskaari moti aunty ki gori gaand me mere hath chua..
Me(man me): saali kya jawani jaisa garam garam gaand he.. Ek dum tarbuz jaisa...

Mw: madam ji maaf kijie galti se...
Swapna:koi baat nahi he... (Man me) kal raat mene ek ladka ka lund dekha he kya yehi he vo.... Cha cha ye kya me sochri hu.. Ye ladka aisa nahi he...

Mene kachra utakar.. Chala gaya....

Us raat me... Paisa milne ke baad... Raandi ko milne ko gaya.. Mila he... Ekdum nayanthara jaisa he... Rate 70 he... Me usko uatakar jhopda me fenka...

Uski gaand ko swapna sanskari gaand ki samja.. Aur usko chodra hu... Thapad thapad se thapad... Mara....

Fir so gaya