Fantasy Biwi kay karnamay

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S : sali kutiya agar tera duddh us Raghu nay piya tha to hamara naam kiya liya.
Itna kehtay hi shankar ek chata deepa ko marata hai.
A : iss baat ki saja to banti hai shankar bhai.
S : iss kutiya ko issey saja dunga kabhi nahi soch hogi.
A : aaj sali kutiya ko aisey sabak sikhaya ki kabhi na bhuley.
S : amjad jara tere chappal to nikkal.
A : abhi nikkal ta hu bhai.
Amjad uski chappal uttarkar shankar ko de deta hai.
S : pakad sali kutiya ko.
Amjad deepa ko pakad leta hai..
A : aab tere Kher nahi kutiya.
D : shankar mujhay maaf kardo agay say jhut nahi bolungi please mujhay maaf karo.
S : amjad pakad kay rakh sali ko.
Itna na kehtay hi shankar chappal ko deepa kay stano par Marney lagta hai.
Deepa jor say chila rahi thi mafi mang rahi thi par shankar par koi asar nahi hua.
A : dekh shankar bhai kaisey ro rahi hai jab jhut bola tha tab acha laga hoga

S : sali tunay tera duddh us Raghu ko pilaya aab jab bhi koi tera duddh piyega tujhay dard hoga sali kutiya.
Shankar nay deepa kay stano ko maar maar kay lal kar diye thay.



S : maja aa raha hai kutiya. Jaldi bol warna aur hall kharab kar dunga.
D : ha shankar aur maro maar maar kar mere stano ko aur dard do mujhay aur maro mai ek kutiya hu kutiya.
Mai deepa kay mooh say yeh baat sunkar dang reh gaya.
Yeh sun nay kay baad shankar phirsay deepa kay stano ko chappal say Marney laga.
A : sali yeh to sach mai bajaru kutiya say bhi badi kutiya hai.