Misc. Erotica ZINDAGI..... A Life Story

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Batao Ki Mera Kaam Bhi Ho Jaaye Aur Ilzaam Uspe Lagaun Hai Aisa Kuch Jugaad
(Main Apne Man Dekh Matlab Chudaas Kitni Bhari Padi Hai Inke Andar)
Asha : Hai Toh Par Thoda Risky Hai Tumhare Liye Bhi Aur Uske Liye Bhi
Chachi : Acha Mujhe Batao Wo Kya Tarika Hai
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Asha : Theek Hai Batati Hoon Lekin Tum Risk Lene Ko Ready Ho Toh Mujhe Kya Tension Hai

Chachi : Ok Main Ready Tum Batao Mujhe Kya Karna Hai Main Karne Ko Ready Hoon Bas Mujhe Thoda Chudna Hai Aur Kuch Nahi Mujh Lekin Tum Keh Rahi Thi Ki Usko Bhi Risk Usko Kya Risk Hai

Asha : Usko Neend Ki Tablet Dedo Aur Jakar Chud Jao Aur Kya Karna Simple Hai Bas Overdose Mat Karna Problem Meini Aa Jaogi Ok

Chachi : Ok Lekin Neend Ki Dawai Kaha Milegi

Asha : Simple Hai Yaar Kisi Bhi Medical Store Se Le Lo Aur Kaha Milegi Ye Dawai

Chachi : Aur Doosra Tarika Kya Hai

Asha : Doosra Tarika Hai Viagara Khila Do

Chachi : Viagara Kya Hai

Asha : Viagara Nahi Jaanti Kya Tum

Chachi : Sach Mein Nahi Jaanti Yaar Tumhe Q Laga Main Jaanti Houngi

Asha : Sex Tablet Jiskio Khane Ke Baad Aadmi Ke Andar Sex Ki Bhookh Badh Jaati Hai

Chachi : Sach Mein Aisa Hota Hai Kya

Asha : Haanji Aisa Hota Hai Lekin Agar Ladies Ke Liye Bhi Same Kaam Karti Hai Ye Tablet Toh Sambhal Khilana Kahi Tum Bhi Khalo Nahi Toh Iska Asar Uspe Hone Ke Jagah Tumhare Upar Ho Jaayega Samajh Mein Aaya Kya

Chachi : Haanji

Asha : Ok Ji Phir Agali Baar Apni Shuhaagraat Ki Kahanni Batana Mujhe Nahi Toh Baat Mat Karna Mujhse Ok Bye

Chachi : Ok Bye

Kuch Time Baad Winter Start Ho Gaya Mere Aur Chachi Ke Beech Aise Hi Nok Jhok Chalata Rehte.......

Main : (Yani Rahul) Maa Aap Logo Ki Aaj Ki Train Hai Gaon Jaane

Maa: Haan Mujhe Pata Hai Batane Ki Jaroorat Nahi Hai Maine Kaha Theek

Main : Theek Hai Cab Book Kar Deta Hoon Aap Logo Ke Liye Jisse Aapko Koi Problem Nahi Hogi Jaane Station Mein

Maa : Theek Hai Lekin Usse Pehle Apni Chaci Ko Bula Kar Laa Unse Kaam Hai Thoda Mujhe

Main : Unse Kya Kaam Hai Aapko Aap Unko Bula Rahi Hai

Maa : Tu Bula Ke Laa Raha Hai Ya Nahi

Main : Jaa Raha Hoon

Main : Chachi

Chachi : Haan Rahul

Main : Mummy Aapko Bula Rahi Hai

Chachi : Mujhe Bula Rahi Q Bhai

Main : Mujhe Nahi Pata Q Bula Rahi Hai Aur Jaldi Chalo Unko Sation Bhi Jana Hai Gaon Jaane Ke Liye

Chachi : Aaj Hi Gaon Jaa Rahi Hai Kya

Main : Haan Aaj Hi Jaa Rahi Hai

Chachi : Theek Hai Chalo Chalti Hoon Dekhoon Kis Liye Bula Rahi Hai Bhai Jara

Main Chalo Khud Hi Dekh Lo Kis Liye Bula Rahi Hai

Maa : Chachi Se Dekho Main Gon Ja Rahi Hoon

Chachi : Ji

Maa : Rahul Ko Koi Jarrorat Ho Agar Wo Koi Kaam Na Kar Paaye Aur Tumse Se Pooce Toh Jara Bata Dena Theek

Chachi : Aap Nahi Kehto Toh Tab Bhi Agar Rahul Mujhse Aise Bhi Poochta Tab Bhi Main Batati Q Nahi Bataungi Main Usko

Main : Chalo Papa Ko Bolo Ki Cab Aa Chuki Hai

Chachi : Metro Se Nahi Ja Rahe Kya

Main : Nahi Qnki Bar Bar Staion Intechange Karna Padata Hai Aur Main Drop Karne Bhi Nahi Jaa Rha Toh Dikkat Hogi Jaane Mein Inn Logo Ko Isliye Cab Book Kar Diya Maine

Chachi : Phir Toh Theek Kiya Cab Book Kar Diya Tumne

Main : Haanji

Maa : Papa Ko Chalana Nahi Hai Kya Cab Aa Gayi Hai Saman Nikalana Hai Chaliye Saman Nikaliye Aur Gaadi Mein Rakhiye Yaa Rakhwaiye Rahul Ke Saathh

Papa : Theek Hai

Maa : Acha Rahul Suno Apna Dhyaan Ache Se Rakhana Jyada Masti Ya Ghumna Phirna Nahi Waise Bhi Thand Aa Chuki Lumsum Mein Toh Agar Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gayi Toh Jyada Dikkat Ho Sakti Hai Theek Hai

Main : Theek Hai Maa

Maa : Acha Phir Milte Hai Jaldi Hi Ok

Main : Pair Chun Kar Aashirwad Liya Aur Maa Ko Bye Bola

Maa : Ghar Pahunch Kar Call Karti Hoon Aur Haan Agar Jaroorat Pade Toh Chachi Se Help Le Lena Ye Nahi Ki Agar Nahi Aata Toh Nahi Kar Rahe Ho Aur Chachi Ki Help Hi Nahi Le Rahe Ho Theek Hai

Main : Theeek Hai Aur Kuch Kehna Hai Aapko

Maa : Nahi Aur Kya Kahungi

Main : Ok Phir Milte Hai Jaldi

(Phir Maa Chali Gayi Gaon Aur Main Reh Gaya Akele )

chachi : ghar pe aati hai thode deir baad aur kehti hai kaise ho rahul

main : theek hoon chachi

chachi agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho toh bol dena mujhe main hoon yahin pa oj

main : theek hai chachi maa ne kaha tha ki agar koi problem ho toh chachi se baat kar lena woh help kar dengi

chachi : chalo theekkk hai main chalti hoon shaam ko khaana khane jaroor aa jana ghar pe

main : chachi maa ne khana bana rakha hai raat ke isliye

Chachi : theek lekin aage se khaana mat banana ghar pe apne liye mere ghar pe khana hai tumhara

main: theek hai

man mein : (matlab bahut jaldi hai inko apni hawas shant karne ke liye)

chachi : chalo phir shaam ko ya kal subah miltte hai kal ya aaj shalm ko

main : theek hai dkhete hai kya hhoa hai kal ya aaj tabhi mere man meiln ek idea aaya q na inko nagna dekha jaaye wo bhi inko pata lage ki koi inko koi nanga bhi dekh sakta hai

(phir chfachi chali jaati hai aur main apne kaam mfein ilag jaata hoon )

chachi : asha meri jethani toh chali gayi hai aur ghar pe akela hai wo ab batao kya karoon mein

asha : dawai le aayi tum ki nahi

chachi : nahi yaar dawai toh nahi lai

asha : q nahi lai dwai tum

chachi : qnki aaj wo ghar par nahi aa rha isililye nahi lekar aayi

asha : jis din wo ghar par aayega tbhi dwai laogi kya tum

chachi : nahi aisa nahi main jaakar le aati hoon

asha : haan le aao taaki jab bhi tumhare ghar par aaye ya tum uske ghar par jao toh kisi bahane se khila do ok

chachi : ok waise kitni dwai khilani hai use

asha : shuruwat ek tablet se kari agar ek tablet ka dose baardasht kar leta hai toh tab do tablet khilana warna jyada dikkat ho sakti hai

chachi : ok

main : shaam ke time chachi ke ghar chala jata hoon ki khana khane aur saath mein need ki tablet bhi saath mein rehti hai mere pass aur chachi ko awazz lagata hoon

chachi : theek hai baitho

main: chachi kitni dair lagegi khane mein

chachi: jyada time nahi lagega khana laane mein bas garam kar rahi hoon

Main : theek hai tab tak main tikki (ek tarike ka fast food spicy type) le aata hoon chatapate taste ke liye

chachi : theek hai le aao par jaldi aana qnki khana garam ho chooka hai
main : chachi 5 min lekek aaya aap tension na lo

(Phir main 5 min baad lekar aa gaya aur usme hi sleeping pills mix kardiye ki aaj toh inke maze toh lekar raha jayega

main : chachi se kehkar jaata hoon apna phone apne pass rakhe ki agar jyada late hoga toh phone kardoonga

chachi : theek hai keh deti hai mujhse aur main chala jaata hoon)

asha: hello

chachi : hi

asha : kya ho raha hai meri jaan

chachi : kuch nahi bas khana garam kar rahi hoon rahul ko khilaane ke liye

TO BE CONTINUED………….

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