07-10-2021, 01:32 PM
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Chapter - 1.....
Garmiyo ke din the Dopahar dhire dhire shaam me dhalti ja rahi thi....lagbhag 4 bajne ko aaye the lekin ab bhi Gagan-Pur ki galiyon me hawa apne andar aag ki tapati lapte lekar bahe ja rahi thi....
Hawa aisi garam jaise koi tapta aag ka gola ho kisi ko chu jaaye to use aisa lgta jaise kisi ne kaante chuba diye ho.....aisi kadake ki garmi me koi apne ghar se bahar niklne ki himmat nahi kar sakta aur koi karta bhi to vah kahi iss garmi se chupne ki aur rahat paane ki jagah dhoondta....
Hawa dhire dhire Gagan-Pur ki galiyon ki deewaro se takrate hue aage bahe jaa rahi thi...mano vah kisi ko dhoodne ki kosis kar rahi ho aur apne andar ek ghamand liye ho aur khud se hi bole ja rahi ho ki mere se takrane ki himmat kisi me nahi hai agar kisi me himmat hai to aaye mere saamne aur kare meri jwala saman lapto ka samna....
Hawa apni khushi me magan aage badti jaa rahi thi use abhi tak koi bhi jivit jeev nahi dikhai diya tha jise vah iss garmi ka asli aanand chakha sake , kewal vah apne saath patto aur kagazo ko udaye le jaa rahi thi...
Par ye kya achanak hawa ki khusi mayusi me badal gayi aur uski bahne ki gati bhi saant hone lag gayi....hawa ki khusi achnak se maatam me badal gayi lekin ye sab hua kaise.....?
Aakhir kon tha jisne iss tapti hawa ka ghamand thod diya tha aur uske sukh ko dukh me badal diya....?
Jaise hi tapati garm loo se bhari hawa dhime padne lagi vaise hi koi thandi hawa ka jhoka aaya aur usne iss samay garam hawa ka ghamand thod kar use abhi ke liye saant kar diya.....lekin garam hawa ne bhi haar nahi maani aur jaise jaate jaate kah rahi ho ki mai iska badla lene jaroor aaugi aur tumhe chorugi nahi......
Lekin aisa hua nahi kyoki ab thandi hawa ne us jagah par apna kabja jama liya tha aur vah garm hawa ko goonj goonj kat kah raha ho ki ab tera yaha koi nahi hai chali ja yaha se.......
Aur ye thandi hawa thi Gagan-Pur kasbe ke beecho-beech khade Peepal ke ped ki jo bahut saalo se Gagan-Pur ki saan bana hua hai.....Aisa vishal aur majboot Peepal ka ped jo har kisi ko aaschrya-chakit kat de kyoki vo dikhne me kuch tha hi aisa.......
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Ekdum vishal tana , badi tahaniya aur un tahaniyon par lage bade patte....jo hawa chalne par bahut hi sundar aur manohar aavaj karte aur iss tapati hawa ka ghamand thodkar use ek pyari aur rahat dene waali thandi hawa me parivartit karte......
Aur ped ki chaya ke to kya hi kahne jaha tak ped ki chaya jaati vaha tak Gagan-Pur ke logo ki bheed rahti aur log us chaya me baithkar apne aap ko iss kadake ki garmi se bachate aur apne dil se ped ka sukar-ada karte....
Logo ko chaya dene aur garmi se bachane ke alawa bhi Ped kai doosre Pakshiyo ka sahara bana hua tha , bahut saare Pakshiyo ne Gagan-Pur ke iss Peepal ke ped me apna sansaar basaya hua tha aur ye sansaar itna fail chuka tha ki vaha par har samay Pakshiyo ke chahchane ki aavaj aati rahti thi....
In Pakshiyo ki aavaj sunkar vaha ped ke neeche baithne waale log apne aap ko bhi iss sansaar ka ek aajad parinda samjhte aur har samay hi un Pakshiyo ki aavaj ka luft uthate the.....
Lekin kai logo ko vaha ped par Pakshiyo ka baithna pasand bhi nahi tha kyoki pakshi jab apna pet saaf karte to vah gandgi neeche baithe logo par gir jaati aur isse ve bahut gussa karte......
Peepal ke ped ke neeche bane chabootare par hamesha hi logo ki bheed bani rahti thi....aur log aksar vaha baithkar gappe ladaya karte the......
Jyadatar bheed un logo ki hoti thi jinki vaha ped ke paas dukaan thi , vahi log aksar ped ke chabootare par milte the....aisa nahi tha ki aur log vaha nahi aate the...aate the lekin ve shaam ke samay aate jab garmi thodi kam padne lagti.....nahi to jyadatar aas-paap dukaan waale hi vaha baitha karte the......
Ped ke paas ki dukaan ke log garmi se rahat paane aur apna din khaali samay me vahi baithkar baatcheet karke guzaarte the.....
Shaam ke 4 baj rahe the lekin abhi bhi ped ke neeche chabootare par bahut se log ghera banakar baithe the aur apne daanto ko nikal-nikal ke has rahe the....lekin samjh nahi aa raha tha aakhir ye log has kyu rahe hai
Thoda kareeb aur gaur de dekhne par pata laga ki vaha us jhund ke beech ek aadmi baitha hua tha aur vah kuch bol raha hai....jiski baate sunkar sabhi log thahake maarke has rahe the...
Lekin abhi bhi samjh nahi aaya ki has kis baat par rahe hai....isliye aaiye thoda aur gaur karte hai , unki baato ko aur dhyan se sunne ki kosis karte hai ki aakhir vaha chal kya raha hai.......
Vaha chabootare par us jhund ke beech baitha hua aadmi bolne lagta hai -
" यू. पी. के एक गाँव में एक बहुत गोरी चिट्टी बहु आई।
एक बुढ़िया बोली: अरे बहु तो बहुत गोरी है।
लड़का: अरे अम्मा लंडन में रही है तो गोरी तो होगी ही।
बुढ़िया: अरे बेटे हम भी सारी उमर लडों में ही रहे पर रंग में तो कोई फरक नहीं पड़ा। "
Us aadmi ki kahi ye baat sunkar vaha baithe log phir thahake maar-maar ke hasne lage....
Phir unme se ek aadmi bolta hai - are wah Lalaji aapne to kamaal hi kar diya , sach me aapke pitaare me ek se badhkar ek jokes , shayari hai....jinko kitna hi sun lo lekin kabhi khatam nahi hone ko aati....
Doosra aadmi bolta hai - are bhai agar Lalaji ka pitara khatam ho jaata to inko koi Gagan-Pur ka prashid Shayar thodi na bulata......
Phir koi doosra aadmi bolta hai - Bhaiyon ek baat to kahni padegi ki Lalaji Hamare Gagan-Pur ki shaan hai...kabhi bhi inke paas koi rota hua aadmi bhi aa jaye to ye usko hasaye bina nahi chodege...kyu Lalaji
In sab logo ke muh se apni badai sunne ke baad Lalaji ne apna muh khola - are tum sab bhi na kaisi baate karte ho...ye ek hi to kala hai mujhme jisko mai tum logo ke saamne pesh karta rahta hu...ab tum baar baar meri badai karna bhi chor do , mai iss badai se paresaan ho chuka hu....
Vahi baithe logo me se ek aadmi bolta hai - maaf kajiye Lalaji lekin badai to hum aapki karna nahi chorege....kyoki aap kaam hi aisa krte ho jisse log aapki badai nahi kare to kya kare.....
Phir doosra aadmi bolta hai - aur Lalaji kisne kaha ki aapme bas ek hi kala hai....are bhai poore Gagan-Pur me aapke jaisa koi darji nahi milega.....aap me to aisi kala hai ki kisi ki bina naap liye bata sakte ho ki iski kitni fitting hai....
Teesra aadmi bolta hai - Lalaji aapne to hame sharminda kar diya ye baat bolke ki aap me bass ek hi kala hai.....ek to aap Gagan-Pur ke shayar , doosra aap ek experience darji aur teesri khubi to aapne apni batai hi nahi.....
Us aadmi ki baat sunke Lalaji beech me hi bol pade - Are bhai ab teesri khubi kya aa gayi mujhme....?
Vahi aadmi dobara bolta hai - Lalaji aap kaisi baat karte hai....aap apne muh se nahi batana chahte to mai bata deta hu ki aap ek Shayar aur Darji ke alawa ek behtreen Photography bhi kar sakte hai....
Us aadmi ki baat sunke vaha baithe sabhi log bol pade - Ha bhai tum sahi kah rahe to ab to Lalaji ne ek badi company se contract le liya hai photography ke liye.....har mahine company ko khubsurat aurato ki photo bhejte rahte hai model ke roop me.....
Ye baat sunke Lalaji ke saath saath vaha baithe sabhi log hasne lag jaate hai....
Lalaji bolne lagte hai - are kya kare karm hai , karna padta hai....ab khali baithe baithe paresaan bhi ho jaate hai....isliye socha ki Photography me thodi bahut khubi hai usko bhi aajmalete hai time ka time nikal jaayega aur paise ke paise aa jayege.....
Lalaji ki ye baat sunke ek aadmi bol padta hai - are Lalaji itne paiso ka karoge kya....na to aapne kabhi shaadi ki...aur na hi aapka kisi se rista-nata jinke liye aap paise jod sako to phir itne paiso ka kroge kya...aur kon kahta hai ki aapka time nahi guzarata hai.....are ek to aap hamare saath yaha baith kar time nikal dete ho aur ek aapka darji ka kaam kam hai kya....usme bhi to aap bahut paisa kama rahe ho na....
Doosra aadmi bolta hai - aur nahi to kya lalaji aapne to darji ke kaam ke liye bhi company se contract le rakha hai aur photography ke liye bhi.....aap to usme hi itne busy hote to phir kaise aapka time nahi gujrata....
Lalaji chalo choro yaar tum bhi kaam ki baat lekar baith gaye ho....lo ek aur joke suno -
" एक लड़का घर के नीचे दीवार के पास सुसु कर रहा था .....!
ऊपर से एक महिला बोली - दिखता नहीं दीवार है ..........
लड़का बोला - थोड़ा साइड से देखो दिख जाएगा ! "
Sabhi log haste hue bolne lage - are bas karo Lalaji agar aap aise hi sunate rahe to hamare pet me dard hone lagega...
Un sabhi logo ki hasi me mujhe kuch alag sa mahsoos hua ya yu kahu to mujhe un logo ki hasi me ek alag hi pyari mithi si hasi ki aahat sunai di....lekin mujhe samjh nahi aaya ki ye hasi thi kiski kyoki vaha baithe logo me se to ye hasi mujhe kisi ki lag nahi rahi thi......
Isliye maine thoda aas-paas ghum kar ya yu kahe to jaakar dekha to paaya ki ye hasi ped ke doosri taraf khadi ek bahut hi khubsurat aurat ki thi jo ek sabji ke thele ke paas khadi thi.....aur vo aurat bade hi masumiyat ke saath apni halki pyari si hasi ke saath has rahi thi.....aur ye hasi Lalaji ke dwara sunaye gaye us joke se hi nikali thi......
Us aurat ko hasta dekh mujhe ye to malum ho gaya ki Lalaji ke baare me vaha baithe log jo bol rahe the vo ekdum sahi tha....ki Lalaji kisi ko bhi hasa sakte hai
Lekin jab maine paaya ki vah aurat vaha sabji ke thele ke paas khadi to hai lekin vo us sabjiwaale se koi sabji kharid nahi rahi hai.....to mere dimaag me ek sawaal aaya ki aakhir ye aurat sabji kharid nahi rahi hai to phir yaha khadi kar kya rahi hai.....?
Maine thodi der us aurat ki aur dekha jiske chehare par thode ghabrahat ke bhav the aur phir vaapas ped ke doosri taraf aakar Lalaji ki baat ko sunne lagi....
Lalaji ne vo joke sunaya hi tha ki uske baad vo apani jagah se khade ho gaye aur vaha se jaane ki taiyaari karne lage......
Lalaji ko aise khade dekh log bolne lage - are Lalaji kaha jaane ki taiyaari kar rhe ho...thodi der aur rookiye na....abhi to 5 bhi nahi baje aur aap itni jaldi jaa rahe hai....
Unki baat sunke Lalaji bole - are Bhaiyon kya karu ab to mujhe kuch dino ke liye aise hi jaldi jaana padega.....vo kya hai ki mujhe apni dukaan ke liye kisi naye darji ki jaroorat hai jo meri madad kar sake....bas usi ki talash me jaa raha hu dekhe agar mil jaaye to.....kyoki mera bhi bahut kaam adhoora chuta hua hai aur use jaldi poora karne ke liye mujhe kisi ki jaroorat hai.....
Lalaji ki baat sunke ek aadmi bolta hai - Kyu Lalaji kya hua phle jo aurat aapke yaha kaam karti thi....vo kaha gayi....jo aap naye aadmi ki talash me hai.....
Lalaji - are ab kya batau....ye to moh maaya ka jeevan hai....jisko jaha maya mile vo vahi chal deta hai....bass hamare saath bhi kuch aisa hi hua hai.....beech me chorkar chali gayi.....kahi mil gaya hai koi achhe paise dene waala.....
Ek aadmi bolta hai - are Lalaji thodi der aur rookiye na vo kya hai ki Ramu bhi aata hi hoga.....uske aane ke baad achhe se mahphil jamayege.....agar aap use nahi mile to vah bada presaan hoga...
Lalaji - maaf karna bhaiyon ..lekin ab kaam ke liye jaana padega.....aur kuch dino ki hi to baat hai....jab mujhe koi kaam ke liye aadmi mil jaayega to hum phir se mahphil jodege......itne Ramu se bol dena ki akele hi kuch din yaha aapka saath de.....
LALAJI -
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Vaise to Lalaji ka naam Govind Ray hai lekin logo ke beech me Lalaji ke naam se masahoor hai....
Kaam ke baare me to aapko pata hi lag gaya hoga ki Lalaji kya krte hai.....phir bhi mai ek baar aapko bata deti hu ki Lalaji...Gagan-Pur ke masahoor Darji , Photography ke shaukeen aur logo ko apne nonveg jokes aur shayari se hasane waale bade hi achhe vaykti hai......
Umra inki lagbhag 45-46 saal ki hogi , Lalaji ka na to koi ristedaar hai aur na hi inhone kabhi saadi ki....
Ab aap ye mat samjh lena ki Lalaji nonveg jokes sunate hai to inka nature bahut hi kharab hai....ji nahi bilkul nahi......
Lalaji ek bahut hi achhe swabhav aur achhe pade likhe sikshit vyakti hai......sunate jaroor nonveg jokes hai par logo ki demand par nahi to ye bahut hi aaswadi hai aur bade hasmukh bhi.....Lalaji logo se bhi bahut mazak karte hai aur log Lalaji se bhi mazak karte hai lekin koi na to Lalaji ka bura maanta hai aur na Lalaji kisi ka bura mante hai....
Gagan-Pur ke logo ko Lalaji ke baare me sab pata hai ki Lalaji ka swabhav kaisa hai.....kai log to Lalaji ko apna ideal maante hai....aur apne bachho ko bhi Lalaji jaisa banne ke liye bolte hai....
Lalaji ka Gagan-Pur me logo dwara bahut maan samaan kiya jaata hai aur inke saath log achhe se pesh bhi aate hai......koi na to Lalaji ke saamne unchi aavaj me baat karta hai aur na hi koi galat shabdo ka use karta hai.......
Ha ye baat jaroor hai ki har aadmi ki ek Dark side hoti hai....aur ho sakta hai ki Lalaji ki bhi ho lekin abhi tak to kisi ne Lalaji ke baare me koi galat sabad bhi nahi suna tha....
Lalaji vaha se nikal gaye to mera bhi man thoda udaas ho gaya aur mai bhi vaha se aage nikal gayi....lekin mera dhyan ek baar phir bhatka jab maine us khubsurat aurat ko vahi sabji ke thele ke paas khada paaya.....maine thoda gaur kiya to paya ki us aurat ne abhitak sabji nahi kharidi thi....
Mere dimaag me phir sawal aaya ki jab iss aurat ko sabji nahi kharidni to yah yaha kya kar rahi hai....isliye mai thoda us aurat ke paas gayi aur maine dekha ki us aurat ke chehare par ek chinta ka bhav hai aur vo thoda paresaan bhi lag rahi thi.....
Aur uski paresani ke chalte hi use paseena bhi aa raha tha....ha ho sakta hai paseena garmi ki vajah se aa rha ho lekin mai itna to samjh hi sakti thi ki yah paseena garmi ka hai ya paresaani ka....
Jab maine thoda gaur kiya to paya ki vo aurat behad khubsurat thi aur uski khubsurati ko chaar chand uske shareer par chalak rahe paseene ne laga di....
Paseena uske maathe se bahta hua uske gore aur chikane gaalo par aa gaya aur dhire se aage badkar uski gardan se bahta hua dhire dhire uski chhati tak aa pahucha aur anat me uski chhati ke bade do pahado ke beech ki ghati me chala gaya....
Aisa seen dekh mera man machal utha....maine ek baar apni nazar charo aur ghumai to paaya ki vah sabji wala usi aurat ko apni teekhi nazro se dekhe jaa raha tha....
Kuch der baad vah aurat thodi udaas muh liye kahi jaane lagi.....shayad apne ghar jaa rahi thi....isliye maine uska peecha karne ki sochi....aur mai ye bhi pata lagana chahti thi ki ye aurat kyu vaha par aai thi
Isliye mai uske peeche chal di....aage aage vah chal rahi thi aur peeche peeche mai....mera dimaag ek baar aur thanak gaya jab meri nazar uske saudol aur bade kulho par gayi.....
Jab vah chal rahi thi to uske lachak khate aur daaye baaye hote kulhe mujhe bahut aakrshit lag rahe the.....aur un kulho ka katav bhi itna pyara ki koi ek baar use dekh le to har samay unhi ke baare me sochta rahe.....
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Agar mai aurat hoti to bhagwaan se prarthna karti ki aise upar niche , daye baye hote lachakdaar kulhe sabhi aurato ko de.....jisse har mard ki nazar hamesa vahi ataki rahe......ye sab sochte hue mai uska peecha karne lagi.....
Agar aap sab log mujhe nahi jaante to mai aapko bata du ki mai hu HAWA....Ji ha vahi Hawa jo kabhi aag ki lapto ki tarah garam thi to kabhi ped ke patto ki tarah thandi.....kabhi kisi ko paresaan karne waali to kabhi kisi ko rahat dene waali....aur ye kahani mai hi aapko sunane waali hu...kyoki mai har samay har jagah par aapko mil jaaugi.....ab vo chahe ghar ka kona ho ya khula aasmaan.....isliye ye kahani mai hi aapko sunane ja rahi hu......
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Garmiyo ke din the Dopahar dhire dhire shaam me dhalti ja rahi thi....lagbhag 4 bajne ko aaye the lekin ab bhi Gagan-Pur ki galiyon me hawa apne andar aag ki tapati lapte lekar bahe ja rahi thi....
Hawa aisi garam jaise koi tapta aag ka gola ho kisi ko chu jaaye to use aisa lgta jaise kisi ne kaante chuba diye ho.....aisi kadake ki garmi me koi apne ghar se bahar niklne ki himmat nahi kar sakta aur koi karta bhi to vah kahi iss garmi se chupne ki aur rahat paane ki jagah dhoondta....
Hawa dhire dhire Gagan-Pur ki galiyon ki deewaro se takrate hue aage bahe jaa rahi thi...mano vah kisi ko dhoodne ki kosis kar rahi ho aur apne andar ek ghamand liye ho aur khud se hi bole ja rahi ho ki mere se takrane ki himmat kisi me nahi hai agar kisi me himmat hai to aaye mere saamne aur kare meri jwala saman lapto ka samna....
Hawa apni khushi me magan aage badti jaa rahi thi use abhi tak koi bhi jivit jeev nahi dikhai diya tha jise vah iss garmi ka asli aanand chakha sake , kewal vah apne saath patto aur kagazo ko udaye le jaa rahi thi...
Par ye kya achanak hawa ki khusi mayusi me badal gayi aur uski bahne ki gati bhi saant hone lag gayi....hawa ki khusi achnak se maatam me badal gayi lekin ye sab hua kaise.....?
Aakhir kon tha jisne iss tapti hawa ka ghamand thod diya tha aur uske sukh ko dukh me badal diya....?
Jaise hi tapati garm loo se bhari hawa dhime padne lagi vaise hi koi thandi hawa ka jhoka aaya aur usne iss samay garam hawa ka ghamand thod kar use abhi ke liye saant kar diya.....lekin garam hawa ne bhi haar nahi maani aur jaise jaate jaate kah rahi ho ki mai iska badla lene jaroor aaugi aur tumhe chorugi nahi......
Lekin aisa hua nahi kyoki ab thandi hawa ne us jagah par apna kabja jama liya tha aur vah garm hawa ko goonj goonj kat kah raha ho ki ab tera yaha koi nahi hai chali ja yaha se.......
Aur ye thandi hawa thi Gagan-Pur kasbe ke beecho-beech khade Peepal ke ped ki jo bahut saalo se Gagan-Pur ki saan bana hua hai.....Aisa vishal aur majboot Peepal ka ped jo har kisi ko aaschrya-chakit kat de kyoki vo dikhne me kuch tha hi aisa.......
Ekdum vishal tana , badi tahaniya aur un tahaniyon par lage bade patte....jo hawa chalne par bahut hi sundar aur manohar aavaj karte aur iss tapati hawa ka ghamand thodkar use ek pyari aur rahat dene waali thandi hawa me parivartit karte......
Aur ped ki chaya ke to kya hi kahne jaha tak ped ki chaya jaati vaha tak Gagan-Pur ke logo ki bheed rahti aur log us chaya me baithkar apne aap ko iss kadake ki garmi se bachate aur apne dil se ped ka sukar-ada karte....
Logo ko chaya dene aur garmi se bachane ke alawa bhi Ped kai doosre Pakshiyo ka sahara bana hua tha , bahut saare Pakshiyo ne Gagan-Pur ke iss Peepal ke ped me apna sansaar basaya hua tha aur ye sansaar itna fail chuka tha ki vaha par har samay Pakshiyo ke chahchane ki aavaj aati rahti thi....
In Pakshiyo ki aavaj sunkar vaha ped ke neeche baithne waale log apne aap ko bhi iss sansaar ka ek aajad parinda samjhte aur har samay hi un Pakshiyo ki aavaj ka luft uthate the.....
Lekin kai logo ko vaha ped par Pakshiyo ka baithna pasand bhi nahi tha kyoki pakshi jab apna pet saaf karte to vah gandgi neeche baithe logo par gir jaati aur isse ve bahut gussa karte......
Peepal ke ped ke neeche bane chabootare par hamesha hi logo ki bheed bani rahti thi....aur log aksar vaha baithkar gappe ladaya karte the......
Jyadatar bheed un logo ki hoti thi jinki vaha ped ke paas dukaan thi , vahi log aksar ped ke chabootare par milte the....aisa nahi tha ki aur log vaha nahi aate the...aate the lekin ve shaam ke samay aate jab garmi thodi kam padne lagti.....nahi to jyadatar aas-paap dukaan waale hi vaha baitha karte the......
Ped ke paas ki dukaan ke log garmi se rahat paane aur apna din khaali samay me vahi baithkar baatcheet karke guzaarte the.....
Shaam ke 4 baj rahe the lekin abhi bhi ped ke neeche chabootare par bahut se log ghera banakar baithe the aur apne daanto ko nikal-nikal ke has rahe the....lekin samjh nahi aa raha tha aakhir ye log has kyu rahe hai
Thoda kareeb aur gaur de dekhne par pata laga ki vaha us jhund ke beech ek aadmi baitha hua tha aur vah kuch bol raha hai....jiski baate sunkar sabhi log thahake maarke has rahe the...
Lekin abhi bhi samjh nahi aaya ki has kis baat par rahe hai....isliye aaiye thoda aur gaur karte hai , unki baato ko aur dhyan se sunne ki kosis karte hai ki aakhir vaha chal kya raha hai.......
Vaha chabootare par us jhund ke beech baitha hua aadmi bolne lagta hai -
" यू. पी. के एक गाँव में एक बहुत गोरी चिट्टी बहु आई।
एक बुढ़िया बोली: अरे बहु तो बहुत गोरी है।
लड़का: अरे अम्मा लंडन में रही है तो गोरी तो होगी ही।
बुढ़िया: अरे बेटे हम भी सारी उमर लडों में ही रहे पर रंग में तो कोई फरक नहीं पड़ा। "
Us aadmi ki kahi ye baat sunkar vaha baithe log phir thahake maar-maar ke hasne lage....
Phir unme se ek aadmi bolta hai - are wah Lalaji aapne to kamaal hi kar diya , sach me aapke pitaare me ek se badhkar ek jokes , shayari hai....jinko kitna hi sun lo lekin kabhi khatam nahi hone ko aati....
Doosra aadmi bolta hai - are bhai agar Lalaji ka pitara khatam ho jaata to inko koi Gagan-Pur ka prashid Shayar thodi na bulata......
Phir koi doosra aadmi bolta hai - Bhaiyon ek baat to kahni padegi ki Lalaji Hamare Gagan-Pur ki shaan hai...kabhi bhi inke paas koi rota hua aadmi bhi aa jaye to ye usko hasaye bina nahi chodege...kyu Lalaji
In sab logo ke muh se apni badai sunne ke baad Lalaji ne apna muh khola - are tum sab bhi na kaisi baate karte ho...ye ek hi to kala hai mujhme jisko mai tum logo ke saamne pesh karta rahta hu...ab tum baar baar meri badai karna bhi chor do , mai iss badai se paresaan ho chuka hu....
Vahi baithe logo me se ek aadmi bolta hai - maaf kajiye Lalaji lekin badai to hum aapki karna nahi chorege....kyoki aap kaam hi aisa krte ho jisse log aapki badai nahi kare to kya kare.....
Phir doosra aadmi bolta hai - aur Lalaji kisne kaha ki aapme bas ek hi kala hai....are bhai poore Gagan-Pur me aapke jaisa koi darji nahi milega.....aap me to aisi kala hai ki kisi ki bina naap liye bata sakte ho ki iski kitni fitting hai....
Teesra aadmi bolta hai - Lalaji aapne to hame sharminda kar diya ye baat bolke ki aap me bass ek hi kala hai.....ek to aap Gagan-Pur ke shayar , doosra aap ek experience darji aur teesri khubi to aapne apni batai hi nahi.....
Us aadmi ki baat sunke Lalaji beech me hi bol pade - Are bhai ab teesri khubi kya aa gayi mujhme....?
Vahi aadmi dobara bolta hai - Lalaji aap kaisi baat karte hai....aap apne muh se nahi batana chahte to mai bata deta hu ki aap ek Shayar aur Darji ke alawa ek behtreen Photography bhi kar sakte hai....
Us aadmi ki baat sunke vaha baithe sabhi log bol pade - Ha bhai tum sahi kah rahe to ab to Lalaji ne ek badi company se contract le liya hai photography ke liye.....har mahine company ko khubsurat aurato ki photo bhejte rahte hai model ke roop me.....
Ye baat sunke Lalaji ke saath saath vaha baithe sabhi log hasne lag jaate hai....
Lalaji bolne lagte hai - are kya kare karm hai , karna padta hai....ab khali baithe baithe paresaan bhi ho jaate hai....isliye socha ki Photography me thodi bahut khubi hai usko bhi aajmalete hai time ka time nikal jaayega aur paise ke paise aa jayege.....
Lalaji ki ye baat sunke ek aadmi bol padta hai - are Lalaji itne paiso ka karoge kya....na to aapne kabhi shaadi ki...aur na hi aapka kisi se rista-nata jinke liye aap paise jod sako to phir itne paiso ka kroge kya...aur kon kahta hai ki aapka time nahi guzarata hai.....are ek to aap hamare saath yaha baith kar time nikal dete ho aur ek aapka darji ka kaam kam hai kya....usme bhi to aap bahut paisa kama rahe ho na....
Doosra aadmi bolta hai - aur nahi to kya lalaji aapne to darji ke kaam ke liye bhi company se contract le rakha hai aur photography ke liye bhi.....aap to usme hi itne busy hote to phir kaise aapka time nahi gujrata....
Lalaji chalo choro yaar tum bhi kaam ki baat lekar baith gaye ho....lo ek aur joke suno -
" एक लड़का घर के नीचे दीवार के पास सुसु कर रहा था .....!
ऊपर से एक महिला बोली - दिखता नहीं दीवार है ..........
लड़का बोला - थोड़ा साइड से देखो दिख जाएगा ! "
Sabhi log haste hue bolne lage - are bas karo Lalaji agar aap aise hi sunate rahe to hamare pet me dard hone lagega...
Un sabhi logo ki hasi me mujhe kuch alag sa mahsoos hua ya yu kahu to mujhe un logo ki hasi me ek alag hi pyari mithi si hasi ki aahat sunai di....lekin mujhe samjh nahi aaya ki ye hasi thi kiski kyoki vaha baithe logo me se to ye hasi mujhe kisi ki lag nahi rahi thi......
Isliye maine thoda aas-paas ghum kar ya yu kahe to jaakar dekha to paaya ki ye hasi ped ke doosri taraf khadi ek bahut hi khubsurat aurat ki thi jo ek sabji ke thele ke paas khadi thi.....aur vo aurat bade hi masumiyat ke saath apni halki pyari si hasi ke saath has rahi thi.....aur ye hasi Lalaji ke dwara sunaye gaye us joke se hi nikali thi......
Us aurat ko hasta dekh mujhe ye to malum ho gaya ki Lalaji ke baare me vaha baithe log jo bol rahe the vo ekdum sahi tha....ki Lalaji kisi ko bhi hasa sakte hai
Lekin jab maine paaya ki vah aurat vaha sabji ke thele ke paas khadi to hai lekin vo us sabjiwaale se koi sabji kharid nahi rahi hai.....to mere dimaag me ek sawaal aaya ki aakhir ye aurat sabji kharid nahi rahi hai to phir yaha khadi kar kya rahi hai.....?
Maine thodi der us aurat ki aur dekha jiske chehare par thode ghabrahat ke bhav the aur phir vaapas ped ke doosri taraf aakar Lalaji ki baat ko sunne lagi....
Lalaji ne vo joke sunaya hi tha ki uske baad vo apani jagah se khade ho gaye aur vaha se jaane ki taiyaari karne lage......
Lalaji ko aise khade dekh log bolne lage - are Lalaji kaha jaane ki taiyaari kar rhe ho...thodi der aur rookiye na....abhi to 5 bhi nahi baje aur aap itni jaldi jaa rahe hai....
Unki baat sunke Lalaji bole - are Bhaiyon kya karu ab to mujhe kuch dino ke liye aise hi jaldi jaana padega.....vo kya hai ki mujhe apni dukaan ke liye kisi naye darji ki jaroorat hai jo meri madad kar sake....bas usi ki talash me jaa raha hu dekhe agar mil jaaye to.....kyoki mera bhi bahut kaam adhoora chuta hua hai aur use jaldi poora karne ke liye mujhe kisi ki jaroorat hai.....
Lalaji ki baat sunke ek aadmi bolta hai - Kyu Lalaji kya hua phle jo aurat aapke yaha kaam karti thi....vo kaha gayi....jo aap naye aadmi ki talash me hai.....
Lalaji - are ab kya batau....ye to moh maaya ka jeevan hai....jisko jaha maya mile vo vahi chal deta hai....bass hamare saath bhi kuch aisa hi hua hai.....beech me chorkar chali gayi.....kahi mil gaya hai koi achhe paise dene waala.....
Ek aadmi bolta hai - are Lalaji thodi der aur rookiye na vo kya hai ki Ramu bhi aata hi hoga.....uske aane ke baad achhe se mahphil jamayege.....agar aap use nahi mile to vah bada presaan hoga...
Lalaji - maaf karna bhaiyon ..lekin ab kaam ke liye jaana padega.....aur kuch dino ki hi to baat hai....jab mujhe koi kaam ke liye aadmi mil jaayega to hum phir se mahphil jodege......itne Ramu se bol dena ki akele hi kuch din yaha aapka saath de.....
LALAJI -
Vaise to Lalaji ka naam Govind Ray hai lekin logo ke beech me Lalaji ke naam se masahoor hai....
Kaam ke baare me to aapko pata hi lag gaya hoga ki Lalaji kya krte hai.....phir bhi mai ek baar aapko bata deti hu ki Lalaji...Gagan-Pur ke masahoor Darji , Photography ke shaukeen aur logo ko apne nonveg jokes aur shayari se hasane waale bade hi achhe vaykti hai......
Umra inki lagbhag 45-46 saal ki hogi , Lalaji ka na to koi ristedaar hai aur na hi inhone kabhi saadi ki....
Ab aap ye mat samjh lena ki Lalaji nonveg jokes sunate hai to inka nature bahut hi kharab hai....ji nahi bilkul nahi......
Lalaji ek bahut hi achhe swabhav aur achhe pade likhe sikshit vyakti hai......sunate jaroor nonveg jokes hai par logo ki demand par nahi to ye bahut hi aaswadi hai aur bade hasmukh bhi.....Lalaji logo se bhi bahut mazak karte hai aur log Lalaji se bhi mazak karte hai lekin koi na to Lalaji ka bura maanta hai aur na Lalaji kisi ka bura mante hai....
Gagan-Pur ke logo ko Lalaji ke baare me sab pata hai ki Lalaji ka swabhav kaisa hai.....kai log to Lalaji ko apna ideal maante hai....aur apne bachho ko bhi Lalaji jaisa banne ke liye bolte hai....
Lalaji ka Gagan-Pur me logo dwara bahut maan samaan kiya jaata hai aur inke saath log achhe se pesh bhi aate hai......koi na to Lalaji ke saamne unchi aavaj me baat karta hai aur na hi koi galat shabdo ka use karta hai.......
Ha ye baat jaroor hai ki har aadmi ki ek Dark side hoti hai....aur ho sakta hai ki Lalaji ki bhi ho lekin abhi tak to kisi ne Lalaji ke baare me koi galat sabad bhi nahi suna tha....
Lalaji vaha se nikal gaye to mera bhi man thoda udaas ho gaya aur mai bhi vaha se aage nikal gayi....lekin mera dhyan ek baar phir bhatka jab maine us khubsurat aurat ko vahi sabji ke thele ke paas khada paaya.....maine thoda gaur kiya to paya ki us aurat ne abhitak sabji nahi kharidi thi....
Mere dimaag me phir sawal aaya ki jab iss aurat ko sabji nahi kharidni to yah yaha kya kar rahi hai....isliye mai thoda us aurat ke paas gayi aur maine dekha ki us aurat ke chehare par ek chinta ka bhav hai aur vo thoda paresaan bhi lag rahi thi.....
Aur uski paresani ke chalte hi use paseena bhi aa raha tha....ha ho sakta hai paseena garmi ki vajah se aa rha ho lekin mai itna to samjh hi sakti thi ki yah paseena garmi ka hai ya paresaani ka....
Jab maine thoda gaur kiya to paya ki vo aurat behad khubsurat thi aur uski khubsurati ko chaar chand uske shareer par chalak rahe paseene ne laga di....
Paseena uske maathe se bahta hua uske gore aur chikane gaalo par aa gaya aur dhire se aage badkar uski gardan se bahta hua dhire dhire uski chhati tak aa pahucha aur anat me uski chhati ke bade do pahado ke beech ki ghati me chala gaya....
Aisa seen dekh mera man machal utha....maine ek baar apni nazar charo aur ghumai to paaya ki vah sabji wala usi aurat ko apni teekhi nazro se dekhe jaa raha tha....
Kuch der baad vah aurat thodi udaas muh liye kahi jaane lagi.....shayad apne ghar jaa rahi thi....isliye maine uska peecha karne ki sochi....aur mai ye bhi pata lagana chahti thi ki ye aurat kyu vaha par aai thi
Isliye mai uske peeche chal di....aage aage vah chal rahi thi aur peeche peeche mai....mera dimaag ek baar aur thanak gaya jab meri nazar uske saudol aur bade kulho par gayi.....
Jab vah chal rahi thi to uske lachak khate aur daaye baaye hote kulhe mujhe bahut aakrshit lag rahe the.....aur un kulho ka katav bhi itna pyara ki koi ek baar use dekh le to har samay unhi ke baare me sochta rahe.....
Agar mai aurat hoti to bhagwaan se prarthna karti ki aise upar niche , daye baye hote lachakdaar kulhe sabhi aurato ko de.....jisse har mard ki nazar hamesa vahi ataki rahe......ye sab sochte hue mai uska peecha karne lagi.....
Agar aap sab log mujhe nahi jaante to mai aapko bata du ki mai hu HAWA....Ji ha vahi Hawa jo kabhi aag ki lapto ki tarah garam thi to kabhi ped ke patto ki tarah thandi.....kabhi kisi ko paresaan karne waali to kabhi kisi ko rahat dene waali....aur ye kahani mai hi aapko sunane waali hu...kyoki mai har samay har jagah par aapko mil jaaugi.....ab vo chahe ghar ka kona ho ya khula aasmaan.....isliye ye kahani mai hi aapko sunane ja rahi hu......
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