24-08-2021, 12:18 PM
We looked at Shrek and he smiled and said it would be the pizza guy.
"Pizza!" yelled Neha like a child. She has the most perfect slim body but she would eat a horse literally, while I have to contend with salad a few days a week to maintain my figure. Uncle gave her two 500 rupees notes and told her to get the exact change. She was searching for the nightie but uncle stopped her.
"Go in towel. It's not every day these poor guys can see a sexy girl wrapped in towel," he egged her. Neha looked at me, and I shrugged as if it was her decision. She went to the door.
I was so immersed in drying my hair and that I didn't notice the ogre had silently left too. Then I suddenly heard Neha scream and then she rushed into the bedroom with one hand covering her breasts and the other her crotch. I started laughing.
"That bastard pulled off my towel!" she shouted.
"Pizza guy?" I asked though I knew who it would be.
"No! That ugly bastard!" she screamed in anger, "I am going to kill him!!!"
Shrek entered the bedroom guffawing as he himself couldn't control the humour of the situation. Neha jumped on him and started beating him. I decided it's best to help my friend at least this time and joined in. He realized that we had double-teamed, so he pulled my towel away. I too pulled his in retaliation. We were wrestling naked in bed and it was still tough for both of us to pin him down. He decided to play dirty by trying to put his hands on our nether regions.
Neha brought the fight to an end by grabbing him by the balls. The glee in his face vanished and turned into a sick painful expression.
"Please..." he begged.
"Then why the hell did you pull my towel in front of the delivery guy?" she screamed and dug her fingernails even tighter. I could see his face turn red and his eyes welled up in tears.
"Sorry!!!" he whimpered and I was amazed how Neha, the submissive one, suddenly turned the tables on him. How the mighty have fallen and the meek have taken over the earth. I knew I had to diffuse the situation before it turned ugly and at the end of the day, he was the landlord and could come up with some excuse to evict us and we couldn't even reveal what he did to us.
"Relax," I said, wrapping my towel back around me, "Let's talk it over later or else the pizza will get cold."
Luckily, the word pizza mellowed down Neha and she released the grip on his balls. The ogre was finally able to relax. He had ordered 2 large pizzas. Usually, we used to share one medium pizza but today we were so damn hungry that we were gobbling it like UNICEF poster kids. The fatso in the meantime gave us a clue about how he got his large frame as he was eating an entire pizza by himself. I decided to provoke Neha by sitting on his lap and feeding his pizza to him and sucking his thumb. Neha gave me an "Et Tu Brute" look.
"Pizza!" yelled Neha like a child. She has the most perfect slim body but she would eat a horse literally, while I have to contend with salad a few days a week to maintain my figure. Uncle gave her two 500 rupees notes and told her to get the exact change. She was searching for the nightie but uncle stopped her.
"Go in towel. It's not every day these poor guys can see a sexy girl wrapped in towel," he egged her. Neha looked at me, and I shrugged as if it was her decision. She went to the door.
I was so immersed in drying my hair and that I didn't notice the ogre had silently left too. Then I suddenly heard Neha scream and then she rushed into the bedroom with one hand covering her breasts and the other her crotch. I started laughing.
"That bastard pulled off my towel!" she shouted.
"Pizza guy?" I asked though I knew who it would be.
"No! That ugly bastard!" she screamed in anger, "I am going to kill him!!!"
Shrek entered the bedroom guffawing as he himself couldn't control the humour of the situation. Neha jumped on him and started beating him. I decided it's best to help my friend at least this time and joined in. He realized that we had double-teamed, so he pulled my towel away. I too pulled his in retaliation. We were wrestling naked in bed and it was still tough for both of us to pin him down. He decided to play dirty by trying to put his hands on our nether regions.
Neha brought the fight to an end by grabbing him by the balls. The glee in his face vanished and turned into a sick painful expression.
"Please..." he begged.
"Then why the hell did you pull my towel in front of the delivery guy?" she screamed and dug her fingernails even tighter. I could see his face turn red and his eyes welled up in tears.
"Sorry!!!" he whimpered and I was amazed how Neha, the submissive one, suddenly turned the tables on him. How the mighty have fallen and the meek have taken over the earth. I knew I had to diffuse the situation before it turned ugly and at the end of the day, he was the landlord and could come up with some excuse to evict us and we couldn't even reveal what he did to us.
"Relax," I said, wrapping my towel back around me, "Let's talk it over later or else the pizza will get cold."
Luckily, the word pizza mellowed down Neha and she released the grip on his balls. The ogre was finally able to relax. He had ordered 2 large pizzas. Usually, we used to share one medium pizza but today we were so damn hungry that we were gobbling it like UNICEF poster kids. The fatso in the meantime gave us a clue about how he got his large frame as he was eating an entire pizza by himself. I decided to provoke Neha by sitting on his lap and feeding his pizza to him and sucking his thumb. Neha gave me an "Et Tu Brute" look.
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