15-08-2021, 12:38 PM
Hum donon – main aur maa jungal mei thodi dur aur aage gaye. Aage ek jagah ek chhayadar bargad ped mila. Hum wahin ruk gaye. Maa ne apne bhinge petticoat aur blouse ko wahin sukhne ke liye faila diya. Aur boli, “Yahan aas-paas se lakdiyan aur pattiyan tod lete hain.”
Hum donon ne aas-paas ki lakdiyan aur pattiyan ikattha kiya. Kareeb adha ghanta mei kaam ho gaya. Wapas usi ped ke niche chhaya mei baith gaye. Maa boli, “Thak gaya hoga, aaram kar lo. Maa kuchh jangali fal bhi tod layi thi. Usne wo fal mere samne rakha aur hum donon ne fal khaya. Phir hum donon ne paani piya. Bhukh aur pyas shant ho gayi thi.
Maa ne blouj nahin pahna huwa tha. Anchal se bhi apni chuchiyan dhanki huyi thi. Maine maa se kaha, “Aap bahut sundar lag rahi ho.”
Maa, “Tum to Rekha ko jyada pasand karte hon aa?”
Main, “Nahin to, mere liye aap sab log sundar hain.”
Maa, “Isiliye to tum sabse pahle Rekha ko hi choda!”
Main, “Aisi baat nahin hai. Mujhe Chachi ne hi pahle chodne sikhaya.”
Main uthkar maa ke paas gaya aur uske bagal mei baith gaya. Aur kaha, “Aaj idhar jangal mei hi din bhar rah jate hain. Khoob pyar karenge. Phir se karne ko mann kar raha hai.”
Maa boli, “Wo to theek hai, lekin bhookh nahin lagegi kya?”
Main, “Bhookh lagegi to jagal ke phal kha lenge. Hi hi!”
Maa, “Rekha, Sandhya aur Amrita ne tumhen bigad diya. Ab teri yahi iksha hai to theek hai, idhar hi rah lete hain. Jo karna hai kar lo.”
Mera lund lungi ke andar tanak chuka tha. Maine lungi uthakar lund dikhaya, “Ye dekho, kaisa kadak ho gaya!”
Maa lund ko dekhke boli, “Haan re, tera lund to bahut shaitan ho gaya. Lekin thoda aaram kar lo. Teri Amrita tai idhar aati hi hogi.”
Main, “Kya!”
Maa, “Haan, wo khana leke aayegi.”
Main maa ki god mei sar rakhkar let gaya. Wo mera sir sahlane lagi. Maine puchha, “Kitna achcha hai naa. Humare ghar mei sab ek dusre ka itna khyal rakhte hain.”
Maa, “Haan re. Duniya ki nazar mei ye galat hai.”
Main, “Aisa kab se chal raha hai humare ghar mei?”
Maa, “Bahut pahle se ho raha hai. Main sabse badi Bhabhi thi. Isiliye sabse pahle aayi thi.”
Main, “Phir!”
Maa, “Bhabhi thi to tumhare Rakesh tau, Pitaji Bikas aur Chacha Mohan sab mujhse bahut majak karte the.”
Main, “phir shuruat kaise huyi.”
Maa, “Meri shadi ke 4 saal baad ye sab shuru huwa, jab tumhare sabse bade tau ki bimari ka pata chala. Usi bimari ke karan 1 saal mei unki mrityu ho gayi.”
Main, “Oh!”
Maa, “Rakesh aur Amrita ki shadi bhi ho chuki thi. Isiliye tumhare bade tau ke marne ke baad meri shadi tumhare pitaji se huyi.”
Main, “Lekin ye ghar mei chudai ka mahaul kaise bana?”
Maa, “Ye mera aur tumhare bade tau ki iksha se huwa. Unke rahte hi ye sab shuru huwa. Maine pahle Rakesh, Phir tumhare pitaji aur Mohan se chudwaya.”
Main, “Kitna achcha na!”
Itne mei maa boli, “Wo dekho, tumhari Amrita tai bhi aa gayi.”
Maine dekha sachmuch Amrita aa gayi thi. Dopahar ho chuka tha. Bahar garmi thi, lekin bargad ped ke niche kam garmi thi.
Amrita khana aur pani leke aayi. Aur wo bhi samne baith gayi.
Boli, “Aur Beta, kaisa raha! Bimla ke sath nahaya ki nahin?”
Main, “Nahaya!”
Amrita, “Aur kuchh kiya?”
Main, “Haan! Kiya humne.”
Amrita, “Bahut jaldi seekh gaya hai re. Kyon Bimla, beta kaisa chodta hai?”
Maa, “Are didi, isko aapne hi sikhaya hai.”
Aur hum tinon hansne lage, “ha ha ha hi hi hi!”
Hum teenon ne phir se pani piya. Main uthakar peshab karke aaya. Main ab Amrita aur Bimla donon ko ek sath chodne ke liye taiyar tha.