Adultery An Indian Wedding... <> komaalrani

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Bhiaya Hamare angno maen aye Banne ka sala angan main aye Aane ko aadar, Baithan ko kursi,
Pine ko pani, khane kko kahana aur sang sone ko
Sang sone ko maja lane ko Tang uthane ko
 
 (and somebody added khub chudvane ko)
 
Gita aur guddo rani raji re arre hamre bhaiya ke sang, guddo aur gita Chhinariya raji re
 
Baratis were taking it in right spirit. Giddo and Gita raised their hands to be identified but they complained, Reenu bhabhi, play back singin nahin chalega and add some more spice. Jiju also joinedthem and said hey aisi galli to bhajan asi lag rahi hai. Dulari a maid who was more a relative and used to treat Cheenu and me as nanad wanted to join with he choicest of gallis but Jiju said pahle salli har man lain ki inhe nahin aati. But my mom was not to concede and she said thhek hai Chal Reenu jara aaj kas ke suna de. My bhabhi and mami also goaded me to come with the bawdiest of songs, but badi mausi said sirf apni andon ko hi anhin hamari smdhan ko bhi. And I began with new zest with a traditional galli:
 
Chal mare ghode chane ke khet main chane ke khet main,
chane chane ke khet main, boya tha ganaa,
banne ki amma ko bua ko, aare banne ke mami ko legaya babha na,
chane ke khet main
Dabave dona jobana arre dabave dono jobana chane ke khet main,
chane ke khet main, chane ke khet main padi thi ghunchi,
Arre banne ki Jija ki bahna ko Roma rani ko le gaya maochi,
Arre roma ki dabave dono chuchi chane ke khet main,
chane ke khet main, padi thi rai, chane ke khet main,
are banne ki bahna ko gita salli ko le gaya nai rat bhar kare
chudai chane ke khet main, ,
chane ke khet main, pada tha roda, chane ke khet main,
aare Banne ki bahna ko Guddo Chhinariya ko le gaya ghoda chane ke khet main,
arre guddo rani ghont rahin launda chane ke khet main,
and I asked Jiju kyon maja aaya apni bahno ka haal sunakar, he was
such a shameless he taunted me but I'm sure with a lot of effort
you must have learned one and now your stock is over and you will
come back with your bahjans. Dulari coaxed me arre Reenu inhe vo
ganga ji vala bhajan suna do and this time I focused only on his
sisters and my nanads.
Ganga ji tumhara bhala karen ganga ji, arre Ganga ji tumhara bhala
karen ganga ji,
Hamre Jiju ke bahana ki buriya, arre gita rani ki buriya, talon
aisi pokhar aishi,
Jisamen 900 gunden nahyan karen, bur choda Karen maja loota Karen,
Ganga ji tumhara bhala karen ganga ji,
Hamre Jiju ke bahana ki buriya, arre guddo Chhinariya ki buriya, deg aisi patile aisi,
Jismae 9 maund chawl paka kare, barati salle khay Karen maja loota Karen, arre Ganga ji tumhara bhala karen ganga ji,
 
Mummy looked at me appreciatively and she with mausi Dulari and my Bhabhi’s everybody joined me and flow of gallis continued.
 
Aariya arriya bari salle bathe bich main dulhe raja ji,
Arre dulhe ki behana aare gita salli phool tode chalin gir padinbichalyi ji,
Arre unke arre gita chinron ke bhonsade main ghus gayi ladkiya,
Dauda dauda ravi bhaiya are apne munhava se khincha lakadiya ji
Arre dulhe ki behana aare Guddo Chhinariya phool tode chalin girpadin bichalyi ji,
Arre unke arre Guddochinron ke bhonsade main ghus gayi ladkiya ji,
Ek kadam chalen do kadam cahlen are tisare amin gadiyon men ghus gayi lakdiya ji
Dauda dauda ravi bhaiya are apne munhave se khincha lakadiya ji