05-07-2021, 11:01 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-07-2021, 11:03 PM by adultbaba. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Agle din ki subah hoti hai ..
Magan ki neend bahut jldi khul jaati hai , wo apne kaam ke liye jldi se chala jata hai.. wahi Kareena Kapoor apne jeevan ke sabse dhamakedar experience se thaki hui so rhi thi..
Ghadi kai 8 bajte hai jab Kareena ki neend khulti hai.. wo madhosh angdaayi lete hue uthti hai.. uske haseen badan par ek bhi kapda nahi tha aur uska badan kal ki dhamakedaar chudai ke baad ekdum tooth rha tha..
Kareena apna ye roop dekhkar ekdum shock ho jaati hai aur usse kal raat jo hua wo sab yaad aata hai..
Kareena ekdum shock reh jaati hai..
Uski aakho se aasu chalakne lagte hai.. uske pure badan par Magan dwra diye hue daag lage hue the..
Magan jaise ganda sweeper jisne kitne dino se nahaya bhi nhi honga usne Kareena Kapoor jaise goori makhmali badan wali haseena ke jism ke pure maze loote the yahi he nhi usne apne kaale gande lawde ka maal bhi Kareena ke andar he chood diya tha..
Kareena ko khud par ghin aa rahi thi ki aakhir kaise wo itne neeche gir gayi , kaise usne apne pati ko dhoka de diya aur diya bhi to ek gande ghatiya buddhe Sweeper ke liye..
Wo uthkar apne bag mai se ek contraceptive pill lete hai aur Bathroom mai chali jaati hai..
Kareena khud ko face nhi kar paa rhi thi..
Wo man he man..
“ Chii… kaise paap ho gya mujhse.. yaak.. how can i do this.. ?
Uss gande kaale seeper ka koi comparison bhi nahi hai mujhse ..
kaha wo aur kha mai.. uske jaise gande low class naukar ko mai aakh utha kar bhi nhi dekhti uske saath maine ye sab kar liya..
kitna jyda badsurat ,aur ganda hai wo buddha.. chii
Kaise cumma maine usse , chii uske muh ka wo ganda swaad yakkk....
Kaise jungliyo ki tarah choose raha tha mujhe, chat raha tha...
Par usse Choom to mai bhi rahi thi..
Uski jubah ko apne muh mai leke maine bhi choosa tha... Chii...
Kuch bhi kaho wo cahe kitna bhi ganda ho , buddha ho par kya stamina tha unka..
Uska wo penis chii kitna kala tha, aur kitna bada, my god... Saif ka to kuch bhi nahi hai uske samne..
Kitna rough sex kiya uss gande buddhe ne mere saath..
Abhi bhi dard hora hai.. uska wo kala penis chii kaise tadpa raha tha mujhe..
Ye sab soch soch ke Kareena ke chut geeli hona shuru hojati hai..
Uska haath nahate nahate apne aap he uske goori chut ke pass pahuch jata hai..
Kareena ko ekdum se jhatka lagta hai..
Chii.. ye mujhe kya ho raha hai kaise mai uss ghatiya buddhe ke baare mai sochkar seduce ho rahi hu..
I have made a very big mistake.. mai ye sab apne khayal se nikal dungi .. aur uss ghatiya insaan ko apne aas pass bhi aane nahi dungi..
aakhir i am a big start..
I have a huge stardom.. wo ek ganda buddha hai bas...
Kareena Kapoor ye sab sochkar khud ko mana leti hai .. par usse nhi pata tha ki kal raat ke baad uski life pehle jaise nhi rehne waali hai..
Kareena kaafi thaki hui thi kal raat ke baad wo badi mushkil se ready ho kr shoot location par pahuchti hai..
Kareena ka aaj sirf solo shot tha to shoot par Anil nhi tha ..
Kareena ke dimaag mai kal raat hui ghatna he chal rhi thi pehle to Anil Joshi ke saath hua scene fir uske baad Magan se saath hui garam chudai ..
Director Ali Kareena ke pass aata hai..
Kareena: Ali i am not feeling well today so aaj please packup krwa do ..
Ali : no problem madam .. jaisa aap kahe .. waise bhi mujhe apse kuch jaruri baat discuss krni thi.. agar sahi wakt ho to mai kr skta hu ..?
Kareena : ha kyu nahi .. bolo ..
Ali : darasal Kareena ji hamne script mai kuch changes kre hai ..
ham story mai kuch ek new male character laaenge jiske saath bhi apka love angle rahenga..
Kareena : offo aap aise ekdum se kaise kr sakte hai wo bhi mujhse bina discuss kiye bina .. ?
Ali : mai samjh skta hu madam .. but ye story line ke hisaab se jaruri hai .. ham darasal thode bold film bana rhe hai , normal Bollywood movies se kaafi alag.. aur ye part kafi jaruri rahenga ..
[ Ali aur Naseer new jaan bhuj kar Kareena se ye baat chupayi thi aur aab usse bata rhe the taaki itna aage aakar wo mana nahi kar paye .. wo dono story ko ekdum Erotic banana cahate the , ekdum bold B Grade film jismai lead Actress Kareena Kapoor hai.. ]
Kareena man he man : “shit .. kaha fass gayi mai pehle to Anil Joshi jaise itna aged actor , and aab ye ek aur new character .. but aab itna aage badkar mai aise peeche nhi hat skti .. cahe kuch bhi ho mujhe iss film ko complete karna he hai..”
kaafi sochkar Kareena Ali ko jawab deti hai..
Kareena: ohk Ali but kon honga wo new Actor .. ?
Ali : Kareena ji wo kya hai ye character Village ka ek old Writer rahenga jiska naam Ratan lal Mishra urf Mishraji rehta hai..
so ham cahate hai ki ye character Gaav se he koi aadmi play kre ..
Kareena : ekdum aakhe faad kar .. kya .. gaav ka aadmi .. are you serious..?? Wo kaise acting kar payenga aur tum usse kaise select karonge ..?
Ali : Kareena ji aap uss sab ki tension ham par chod de hamne uss sab cheej ka bandobass kar liya hai.. ham gaav ke kuch aadmiyo ka Audition krenge par unhe ye nhi batayenge ki film konse hai and usmai Actress konsi hai.. aakhir unke liye bhi ye cheej excitement rehni cahiye na ki wo Bollywood diva Kareena Kapoor ke saath kaam krne wale hai..
Kareena: muskurate hue .. ohk ohk to aap log jab ka selection ho jaye to mujhe bata dena .. par dhyaan rahe he should be a natural and good actor ..
Ali : yes yes madam .. aap relax hokar aaj din bhar rest kare mai aapko kal milta hu ..
Kareena: ohk bye !!
Aur Kareena apne room mai chali jaati hai..
Wahi Ali ke cehre par ek kamini muskusrat chaa jati hai..
haha.. Kareena ji aap bass dekhte jao aise film banaunga ki bas log dekhte reh jaenge .. bas ek accha sa actor select krna hai jiske age 60-70 years ke aas pass ho ..
Ali kaafi excited tha iss sab cheej ko lekar..
Ali aur Naseer ne audition ki puri tayiyaarj kar rakhi thi ..
Ji
Kareen 10 -15 buddhe aadmi aate hai audition ke liye , kisi ko bhi ye nhi pata tha ki aakhir ye konsi film ki shooting ke liye ho raha hai aur film mai kon kon hai bas wo sabhi paise ke lalach mai audition de dete hai..
Ali story line ke hisaab se finally ek aadmi ko select kar leta hai jiska naam tha ‘ Birju Yadav ‘ .
Birju ki age 65 years thi.. bahut he sidha aadmi tha. Gaav mai ek mamuli sa painter tha .. Biwi uski chal basi thi aur gaav mai akela ek choti se makan mai rehta tha .. shareer se ekdum haddi tha aur rang mai ekdum kaala par Acting thik thaak kar leta tha ..
Issi liye usko Ali ne select kar liya tha ..
Ali : Badhai ho Birju ji aap ko select kr liya gaya hai hamari film ke liye..
Birju : haath jodte hue ..dhanyawad sahab .. meherbaani aapki jo aapne mujh jaise buddhe mai kuch khoobi dekhi ..
Ali : chaliye mai aapse baki sari formalities puri karwa leta hu.. aur script smjha deta hu ..
Birju : ji sahab ..
Ali : waise iss film mai ek bahut badi Heroine lead role kar rhi hai ..
Mai unse aapko kal milwaunga apke liye bahut bada surprise rahenga ..
Birju : dil thaame hue ji sahab .. jaise aap kahe ..
Aur dono fir baki kaam krne lagte hai..
Sham ke 6 baje the Kareena din bhar rest karne ke baad kaafi accha feel kar rhi thi wo thoda bahar walk karne ke liye nikalti hai ..
Kareena lobby mai walk kr rhi thi ki achanak koi uska haath kheech kar usse store room mai kheech leta hai .. wo koi aur nhi Magan tha ..
Kareena ekdum shock ho jati hai ..
Kareena: ye kya battamizi hai .. ?
Magan : kya battamizi memsahab ..?magan Kareena ke kareeb jakar uska haath pakad leta hai ..
Kareena ghusse mai Magan ko ek jordar tamacha uske gaal par jad deti hai ..
Kareena: tumhare himmat kaise hui mujhe chune ki .. ?
Magan ekdum dar jata hai.. usko samjh nhi aa rha tha ki yr ekdum se kya ho gaya ..
Magan : memsaab aapko ekdum se kya ho gya .. kal raat to aap ekdum alag thi ..
Kareena: dekho kal raat jo hua wo ek bahut badi bhul thi jo ki nhi hona cahiye tha.. mai uss galti ko bhulana cahati hu , accha yahi honga ki tum bhi usse bhul jao .. warna accha nhi honga ..
Aainda se mere aass pass bhi dikhayi mat dena wrna mai waha ke manager se keh kr tumse nikalwa dungi .. Kareena ghusse se laal waha se nikal jaati hai aur wahi Magan ki gand faat jaati hai .. dar ke maare uske paseene nikalne lgte hai … bichara kal raat hue haseen ghatna ko yaad krta hu waha se chala jata hai…
Kareena apne room mai aakar beth jaati hai , thode der mai Kareena ka ghussa shant ho jata hai..
Kareena man he man Magan aur Anil ke baare mai sochne lagti hai ..
Uske dil ki dhadkan teej chalne lgti hai , kaise kismat uss jaise haseen pari ko inn buddhe logo ke kareeb laa rhi thi.. pehle to Anil Joshi ke saath hue wo intimate scene aur uske baad Magan jaise ghatiya buddhe ke saath hue chudai .. Kareena ye sab sochkar garam hone lagti hai ..
Usse aab Magan par yu haath uthane par aab afsoos feel ho rha tha.. bichare ki kya galti thi aakhir mai khud he gayi thi uske kareeb kal raat .. agar galti hai to saari meri he hai .. aakhir kaise mai itna neecha gir gayi kyu .. ??
Mai Magan se maafi maang lungi aur sari cheej wahi khatam kr dungi..
Mujhe khud par kaabu krna honga aur kaise bhi krke iss movie ko acche se khtam krna honga ..
aab ek aur naye actor ke saath shoot krna pdenga.. kaisa honga wo.. kya pata .. Kareena ye sab sochkar excited feel krne lagti hai usse bada he ajeeb feel ho rha tha par uska deemag uski feelings ko control kr rha tha par karenga bhi to kb tak..
To be continued..