Fantasy Bollywood Actress film shoot in Village

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4 deen beet gaye aur Kareena Kapoor ko director ki taraf se message mila ki shooting aaj shuru honewali hai. 


Kareena Kapoor ready thi aaj ke shooting ke liye. Usne subah uthkar room mein workout kiya aur shower lekar garden mein pahunchi. Ali Abbasi aur Anil Joshi waha the. Ali Abbasi ke haath mein script tha. Kareena Kapoor itni subah bina koi khas makeup mein bhi maal laag rahi thi.










Ali ka lund jaise fadfadane laaga. Lekin apne emotion ko control kar a jaroori tha kyonki agar koi chuk hui to apne haath se yeh film gawa dega..

Naseer ka saaf instruction tha ki use koi gandi tarah se nahi baat karega. Waise Naseer koi doodh ka dhula insaan nahi tha. Uski gaandi nazar Kareena pe pehle se hi thi. Woh bas ache waqt ka intazaar kar raha tha ki kab woh Kareena Kapoor the superstar of Bollywood Kareena kapoor se wo sab kuch karwaenga jo uska dil cahe.. 
wo Kareena se kisi B grade actress ki tarah scenes karwana cahata tha .. dono Ali aur Nassan shatir khilade the bass sahi wakt ka intejaar tha unhe.. 

Kareena paas wale chair pe beth gayi. 




"Scene kya hai ?" Kareena Kapoor ne poocha. 






"Ek song ka scene hai. Isme aap aur Anil ek doosre ke saath dance karenge."





"Kya scene badala nahi jaa sakta ?" Anil ne poocha.






"Kisliye aapko scene badalwane hai ?"







"Yeh scene main nahi kar sakta."



"Lekin kyon ?"




"Aab aap hi dekhiye na. Kareena Kapoor bahut badi star hai. Agar unhone mere saath dance ya koi bhi intimate scene kiya to kitni beijjati hongi unki .Woh mujhse umar mein bahut choti hai." Anil ne tension mein kaha."





"Dekhiye Anilji ek kiss ka scene hi to hai. Usme bhi woh apko gaal pe hi kiss karegi. Kuch kharab scene nahi hoga isme."





"Mujhse nahi hofa bas." Anil chidte hue chala gaya..





"Arey aab is tarah se scene ko na karte rahenge to kaise chalega ? Anilji suniye to sahi." Ali Anil ko bulaya lekin woh aaya hi nahi wapis.





"Yeh zaroori hai script ke liye warna story ka angle useless lagega." Ali ghusse mein khud ko bola. 





Kareena ko laga ki agar aisa hi ha ya na chalta raha to scene complete hi nahi ho paayega.. Uska se waqt barbad ho jaayega. Kareena ke liye yeh movie ka complete hona zaroori tha bahut jaruri..
Filhaal abhi jaroori tha Anil ko samjhake scene ke liye haami bharwana..


Kareena ne Ali ko jyada na stress lene ko kaha aur wo khud chali gaayi Anil ke paas. 

Anil us waqt cigarette pee raha tha. Kareena uske paas beithi. Anil cigarette ko bujhate hue poocha "aap yaha kya kar rahi hai Kareena ji?"





"Kyon mujhe yaha pe aana mana hai ?"






"Arey nahi woh apke samne cigarette pee raha tha."





"Tum bhi na. Cigarette lena koi gunaah nahi hai. Main bhi smoking karti hoon." Kareena Anil ke haath se cigarette ka packet liya aur ek cigarette lete hue Anil se lighter liya aur smoking karne laagi. Anil ko bahut hi ajeeb laaga. 



Kareena Anil Joshi ko dekhte hue boli "Ab itna bhi shocking maat feel karo."







Anil : "Arey nahi nahi aisi baat nahi hai."



Kareena: "Apne scene ke liye mana kyon kiya ?"





Anil : "Mujhse nahi hoga. Log mujhe gaaliyan denge."





Kareena: "B grade movie mein kabhi yeh scene nahi kiya ?"





Anil : "Bahut scene kiye hai nude scene bhi kiya hai lekin woh ladkiyan kaha high class ki thi. Lekin aap to Superstar hai. Apke fans mujhe gaaliyan denge."



Kareena: "Tum to keh rahe the ki tumhara sapna poora hua mere saath movie sign karne pe. Kya itna kamzor hai tumhara sapna ?" Kareena ne haste hue kadwa sawal poocha.





Anil : "Nahi nahi. Hum to khush hai kaam karne pe. Ulta B grade movie industry ke log bol rahe hai ki unko mujhse jalan ho rahi hai. Unko aapka hero banana hai. Kehte hai ki saale teri kismat aise kaise khul gayi ?"





Kareena jor jor se hasne laagti hai jisme Anil bolta hai "Kasam se. Jhoot nahi bol raha main."





Kareena cigarette ka kash lagate hue boli "Tum kyada react kar rahe ho. Tum bhool jao ki main ek Superstar ya High class Actress hoon. Bhool jao ke tum ek low class actor ho..
Tum mere saath kaam kar rahe ho to samjho tum mere barabar ho .
Aab ek chota sa kiss hi to karna hai tumhe mere chicks pe. Come on do it. Nahi to aise hi mana karte rahoge to film complete hi nahi ho paayegi."





Anil: "Baat yeh nahi hai. Aaj gaal pe kiss kaal ko doosri jagah hua to ?" Anil ne dhadakte hue dil ke saath bola..





Kareena: "To karlena doosri  jagah kiss. After all this is a movie and we are professional actors, script ke demand ke hisaab se scenes karna padta hai Anil ."




Anil ko to jaise green signal mil gaya tha.. wo hadd se jyda excited feel kar rha tha scenes ko lekar..
Anil kuch bola nahi aur gehri soch mein doob gaya. Kareena ke Anil ke shoulder ko touch kiya jisse Anil ko current laaga.
Hosh mein aake Anil bola "Main karunga  yeh scene aur aane wale sabhi scenes ."





Kareena smile karte hue boli "That's the spirit. Ab tum scene ki taiyaari karo main abhi aayi."





Anil : "Kaha jaa rahi hai aap ?"





Kareena: "Thoda sa smoking karne. Apna cigarette ka packet dena jara."







Anil ne kareena ko cigarette ka packet diya. Kareena script lekar aage chali gayi. Chalte chalte woh jungle ke thoda andar gayi.. Waha trees the to aram se ek tree ke niche beithke scene ko thik se dekh rahi thi. 


Dhup thi isiliye Kareena garmi se pareshan hui lekin ped ke niche beithkar ache hawa ko mehsoos bhi kar rahi thi. Scene ko poora analyse karne ke baad Kareena ne socha ki woh thoda door chali aayi. Lagta hai aab chalna chahiye. Kareena apni jagah se uthi hi thi ki achanak se use kisi ke goorane ko awaz aayi. Woh awaz bahut hi kharab thi saath hi saath darawani bhi..


Kareena ka sharir aab thar thar kapne laaga. Ab kareena mein chalne ki bhi himmat nahi rahi. Phir bhi apni himmat jutate hue thoda aage badhi. Lekin woh jaise hi thoda aage badhi ki ghurrane ki awaz aur tej  hui. Kareena paseene se latpat ho chuki thi. Samne dekha to jungle mein koi nahi tha madad ke liye. 

Kareena ne bade himmat se peeche dekha to samne ek kutta khada tha. Uske muh pe khoon ke nishan the aur aab woh Kareena ko ghurrate hue dekh raha tha. 





Kutte ko deekhkar Kareena bahut darr gayi. khud ko kosne laagi ki kyon woh is jungle mein aayi. Woh kutta do kadam piche muda aur dodte hue Kareena ke paas chal pada. Darr se Kareena ne apni aankhe band kar di..



Lekin tabhi jor se kutte ke chillane ki awaz aayi aur woh kutta rone laaga. Kareena ne jab aankh kohl kar dekha to kutte ko bada sa danda kisi ne maara tha. Kutta waha se bhaag chuka tha. 
Kareena ke jaan mein thodi jaan aayi.
Lekin woh soch rahi thi ki kisne uski jaan bachai. Samne thik se dekha to ek buddha uski taraf aa raha tha. Woh buddha  Jaggu tha. 
Jaggu behat he badsurat , kala buddha tha jo jungle mai he ek jhopdi mai rehta tha . 

Jaggu Kareena ke paas aa pahuncha.







Kareena ne Jaggu ko dekha to usse badi he ghin aayi usse dekh kar wo behan he kaala aur badhsurat dikh rha tha .. par filhal to usne Kareena ko bachaya tha uss kutte se..



Jaggu : "Aap thik to ho na ?"






Kareena: "Ha thank you meri jaan bachane ke liye."





Jaggu : "Itni badi superstar ki jaan bachana mere liye bahut badi baat hai."





Kareena thoda smile karte hue boli "To aap meri movie dekhte hai ?"






Jaggu: "Movie nahi dekhta. main to sirf Kareena kapoor ko dekhta hoon." Jaggu ne apne kaale daat dikhate hue kaha..





Kareena thoda sa sharma gayi. 
Kareena Kapoor boli "Acchaji ..thik hai aab mujhe shooting ke liye chalna hoga. Main late ho rahi hoon."





Jaggu: "Bilkul. Jao lekin ek shart pe."





Kareena: "Kaise  shart ?"





Jaggu : "Mujhse dosti karogi ?"






Ab ek aur ganda buddha kareena Kapoor se saath flirt kar raha hai. Isme kareena kare bhi to kya aakhir is buddhe ne uski madad jo ki  thi.. Kareena bhi uske ehsaan tale dabi hui thi..
Kareena ne socha ki usne itna bada ehsan kara hai mujh par , aakhir dost banane mein burai hi kya hai ? 





Kareena ne haath aage badhate hue kaha "Bilkul aab se tum mere dost."






Jaggu ne haath milate hue kaha "mera  naam Jaggu hai. Main paas wale jungle mein hi rehta hoon.  Kabhi waqt mile to milne jaroor aana."




Kareena man he man muskura di ki bada confidence hai iss aadmi mai jo mujhe khud se milne ko invite kar rha hai.. 

Kareena: “ Okay okay sochungi, i need to go now, bye ".






Kareena jaane ke liye aage hi badhi ki Jaggu ne Kareena ka haath pakad liya jisse Kareena ko thoda ajeeb laaga aur peeche mudi. 

Jaggu bola "Jab dosti ki hai to jaroor aana mujhse milne. Main buddha jaroor hoon lekin jawan aur haseen aurton ka dost aacha ban sakta hoon."




   
Jaggu buddha aur kaala jaroor tha lekin uske haath pakadne ke tareeke ne Kareena ke dil mein ajeeb si bechaini laa di. Itna saqt pakad is buddhe mein. Uske kehne ka andaaz kuch alaag tha. Kareena jab tak shooting spot tak pahuch rahi thi tab tak us buddhe ka andaaz ke baare mein soch rahi thi. Kuch alaag tha woh buddha..










To be continued...