Fantasy Jism aur Majboori

[Transformers]

UPDATE - 10........



Sajiya nasta karne ke baad nikal padti hai Pandit ji ko dukaan ki chabiya dene ke liye...........subah ke karib 9 baj rahe the.......

Sajiya raste me chalte hue Raghu ne aaj jo kiya uske baare me sochne lagti hai.........Sajiya ko vo ahsaas yaad aata hai jab Raghu ka haath uski gaand par laga tha..........Isko yaad karke Sajiya ek baar to jhanjhna uthti hai aur chalte hue raste me hi turant uski chut me se rus nikal jaata hai...........phir Sajiya ko thoda hos-sa aata hai aur vo pahle to thoda muskura jati hai.........


Baad me vo sochti hai - ya ,.' mujhe ye kya hota jaa raha hai.......is gandi harkat ki vajah se to mujhe us Raghu ko daatna chahiye tha.........lekin mai to usko yaad kiye ja rahi hu.........pata nahi ab aur kya kya jhelna padega mujhe............Agar mai aise hi kamjor padi rahi to pata nahi kya..........are nahi nahi ye mai kya sochne lag gayi..........lekin mujhe apne aapko kathor to banana padega hi........


Ye sab sochte hue Sajiya dukan ke paas pahuch jaati hai......aur dukaan ke bahar khadi hokar charo aur dekhne lagti hai ki mai ab Pandit ji ke ghar ka pata kisse puchu 

Jab vo charo aur dekh rahi thi to uski najar Raghu ki dukaan ki aur gayi...........vaha dukaan me Raghu baitha hua  doodh ko mix karne me laga tha.........Sajiya Raghu ko dekhte hi ghabra jaati hai..........lekin Raghu ki najar abhi Sajiya par nahi padi thi.........vo to apne kaam me laga hua tha.........


Sajiya ke man me phir aaya ki ab mai kisse Pandit ji ka pata puchu.........mai aisa karti hu ki yaha se jaati hu aur piche wali gali me hi kisi se Pandit ji ke baare me puch lungi.........mai yaha aur nahi rook sakti.......

Aur phir Sajiya dukaan ke side se hokar piche gali me jaane lagti hai..........thodi door chalne par ek baar vo piche mudti hai to dekhti hai ki........vaha khade sabhi log usi ki aur dekhe jaa rahe hai.........sajiya un sab ko apni aur aise dekhte thodi sharma jaati hai.........phir vo kisi se pata puchne ki sochti hai...........


Lekin vaha khade log to usko aise dekhe ja rahe the ki unhone kabhi kisi aurat ko nahi dekha ho aur bss vo to jane Sajiya ko kha hi jayege............ye baat bhi sahi thi Sajiya thi hi itni sundar ki sabhi logo ki najar us par jaye..........


Sajiya phir vaha khadi ek aurat ke paas jaati hai aur usse Pandit ji ka pata puchti hai..........vo aurat Sajiya ko pata bata deti hai........lekin us aurat ke paas khada ek aadmi bolta hai - are aisa kya hai Pandit ji me jo har koi bss us budde ka hi rasta puchta hai..........

Sajiya ko ye sunkar thoda ajeeb laga ki aur kitne logo ne Pandit ji ka pata puch liya jo ye log aise baat kar rhe hai.........lekin vo phir aage ki aur chalne lagti hai .
    Aur Pandit ji ke ghar pahuch jaati hai..........


Ghar pahuchne hi vo darwaje ko khatkati hai..........Pandit ji kal wali baat se paresaan the to vo abhi tak so rahe the.............

Sajiya ke 1-2 baar darwaje ko khatkhtane ki vajah se Pandit ji ki aankh khulti hai aur vo sochte hai - bahanchod saala kon aa gaya subah subah jo sone bhi nahi deta ....

Jab thodi der tak darwaja nahi khulta to Sajiya bhi thodi soch me pad jaati hai aur lagatar darwaje ko bajane lagti hai.........Pandit ji bhi presaan ho Gaye vo khade hote hai aur darwaje ko kholte hue kahte hai - are kon hai saale sone bhi nahi deta........?

Aise bolte hi jab Pandit ji ki najar Sajiya par padti hai to unko yaad aata hai ki.........yrr mai kaise bhool gaya tha iske baare me aur mai abhi tak so hi raha tha.......

Pandit - Are Sajiya tu aa gayi.......maaf karna mai thoda bhool gaya tha.....

Sajiya - koi baat nahi Pandit ji.............ye lijiye dukaan ki chabiya ...........vaise aapko gate kholne me itni der kaise lag gayi.......?

Pandit - are mai thoda presaan tha to so raha tha....

Sajiya - kya Pandit ji abhi tak aap so hi rahe the........iska matlab aaj aap dukaan par nahi aaoge........?

Pandit - are tu bhi Sajiya kaisi baat karti hai......agar mai dukaan par nahi aaya to mera akele ka is ghar me man legega kya............

Sajiya - ha ye baat to sahi hai Pandit ji aapki....


Sajiya ab Pandit ji se poori tarah khul chuki thi.....vo kisi baat se Pandit se nahi darti thi.........aur vo apne aap ko thoda kathor banana chahti thi isliye vo har baat ka jaldi se jaldi jawab dene lagi thi .

Pandit - Sajiya aaj to mai bahut der se utha hu.......tu mera ek kaam kregi......?

Sajiya - ha Pandit ji jaroor , aap bataiye kya kaam hai ...?

Pandit - Tu aisa kar mere liye chay-nasta bana de......itne mai nahakar aata hu......

Sajiya pahle to kuch soch me pad jaati hai phir kahti hai - ji thik hai mai abhi banati hu......

Aur phir Sajiya chay banane lagti hai aur Pandit ji nahane chale jaate hai..........aur Sajiya rasoi me jaakar nasta banane lagti hai.......

Kuch der me Pandit ji nahakar baathroom se bahar aate hai aur apna sareer towel se puchne lagte hai..........


Udhar Sajiya bhi nasta taiyar kar deti hai aur Pandit ji ke liye bahar rakhne aati hai.........aur ek baar phir uski najar Pandit ji ke adhnange sareer par pad jaati hai.........wo iss baar  Pandit ke sareer ko gaur se dekhne lagti hai...........Pandit ji ki chhati chaudi us par baal aur pet thoda bahar nikala hua , chaudi aur moti bhujaye..........

Ye dekh Sajiya ki halat phir se thodi dagmagaane lagti hai.........jab Sajiya Pandit ji ko dekh rahi thi tab pandit ji ki najar Sajiya par nahi thi vo to dukaan jaane ke liye taiyaar ho rahe the......

Sajiya Pandit ji ka sareer ek baar phir itne paas se dekhkar thoda sharma jaati hai aur chay rakhkar bahar aa jaati hai........

Pandit ji bhi kapde pahan lete hai aur bahar haal me aakar chay peene lagte hai aur Sajiya se kahte hai - tera bahut bahut sukriya sajiya meri madad karne ke liye.......

Sajiya - are aap kaisi baat kar rhe hai Pandit ji.......isme shukriya ki kya baat hai..........

Panditji chay peene lagte hai itne me koi darwaje ko phir banane lagta hai............Sajiya ye sunkar thoda ghabra jaati hai......ki agar koi mujhe aise Pandit ji ke saath dekhega to kya sochega.......

Pandit - Sajiya jara gate kholna kon aaya hai......?

Sajiya thode ghabarate hue gate kholti hai........gate khulte hi ek 40-45 saal ki umra ka ek aadmi andar aata hai.........vo pahle to Sajiya ko ghoorne lagta hai phir Pandit ji se kahta hai - Pandit ji aaj mai apne gaav ja raha hu to kya aap mere ghar ka dhyaan rakh sakte hai..........ye Pandit ji ka padosi tha jiska naam mukesh tha .


Pandit usko gaali nikalata lekin vaha Sajiya thi isliye vo kahta hai - ha ha kyo nahi mukesh aakhir padosi hi padosi ke kaam aata hai..........tum nischint hokar gaav jaao..........

Vo aadmi jaate jaate kahta hai - vaise Pandit ek baar to hai......aapne achha maal fasaya hai.......

Sajiya ye sunkar aaj chauki nahi balki piche ghumkar hasne lagti hai.........


Pandit man me sochne lagta hai - ye saale harami mera kaam kharab kra ke chorege.........isliye Pandit ji Sajiya se kahte hai - are Sajiya maaf karna in logo ko bolne ki bilkul tameej nahi hai...........ye saale jo muh me aaye bol dete hai.......

Sajiya ye baat sunkar man hi man khus hoti hai aur thoda Pandit ji ko banawati gussa dikhate hue ghar se nikal jaati hai.........
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Sajiya ke aise gussa karke nikal jaane par Pandit ji ko thoda bura bhi lagta hai aur us aadmi par gussa bhi aata hai...........lekin Pandit ji ko ye nahi malum tha ki jo gussa Sajiya ne dikhya tha vo kuch aur hi tha.................Sajiya to ab Pandit ji aur aakrshit hone lagi thi............


Panditji taiyaar hokar dukaan ki aur nikal jaate hai........aur Sajiya ghar ki aur nikal jaati hai.....................................

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